Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The daily confrontation between Lao Ba and Qiao Gangzhu! !

Lao Ba wiped his face. Last night, the business of the Tengu store was booming, selling hundreds of thousands of goods in one night.It feels like it has not been opened for ten years, but it has been eaten for ten years after opening.The money has already been paid, but the buyer said that because they are in the same city, everyone is a monster, so we should be considerate to each other and don't want to send China Wolf Express. After all, the price of China Wolf Express intra-city express is quite expensive.

It was strange for Lao Ba to want to find a buyer at the time. After spending such a large sum of money, he still cared about the money for the same city express.

But it is the uncle who spends the money, and we still have to operate the store based on the principle that the customer is God, otherwise we will be complained.You must know that although Tiangou.com has opened up a new world for the vast number of monsters to buy and sell, the conditions are still very cruel. After receiving complaints from customers, it will not be able to open for 100 years.

The real-name certification of the Tiangou store on Tiangou.com is under the supervision of the Demon Supervisory Office. If it does not open for 100 years, I really have to drink the Northwest Wind.This is much more severe than the punishment of the Tmall store.So Lao Ba told the buyer his address, and made an appointment with this big customer to pick up the goods after ten o'clock this morning.

Lao Ba lay on the computer chair with his eyes closed for a while, turned around, and went to the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles. Before the noodles were cooked, he heard a knock on the door.

Lao Ba looked up at the sun outside and saw the time from the light of the sun. It seemed that the customer came a little early, and it was only around nine o'clock at this time.Lao Ba walked out with his face in his face, and opened the door.

Lao Ba felt that the instant noodles in his hand were a bit hot, so he didn't throw the instant noodles on the ground because it was almost hot.

Lao Ba stretched out his hand to close the door.

In the end, the person who came, no, it was the monster who stretched out a foot to hold the door, raised his head that was still lowered just now and smiled at Lao Ba: "Why, my charm is so great, you don't dare to open the door even if you are afraid." opened."

Lao Ba wanted to throw the instant noodles in his hand to the opposite face: "What's so interesting about a fish?"

Leader Qiao laughed: "Am I an ordinary fish?"

It's really not an ordinary fish. You should know that this fish has been surrounded by three layers of circles from inside to outside.You must know that Gangzhu Qiao's beauty is also top-notch among the mermaids, and the mermaids are famous for their beauty.

After a while, Leader Qiao stepped out to walk inside.Lao Ba coughed, and Chief Qiao stopped and raised his head to look at Lao Ba: "Huh?"

Lao Yan looked at the instant noodles in his hand: "My noodles are going to be mushy." Leader Qiao was taken aback when he heard this, and then the door slammed shut. Leader Qiao took a step back and touched his nose.

His nose was almost smashed by the door.Leader Qiao laughed, revealing a mouthful of thin white sharp fangs.His fingers are slender and the joints are very small. Looking at his hands alone, he should be able to live with his hands for a year.If you can play with these hands.A thin layer of connecting webs appeared between Mr. Qiao's fingers, gray-brown, with hard nails protruding from the fingertips.

Leader Joe reached for the doorknob.

Lao Ba's instant noodles were really mushy. When he opened the noodle bucket, the instant noodles were soaked until soft, and he had no appetite at all.

Lao Ba poured the instant noodles into the toilet, and heard a bang in the bathroom.

Lao Ba threw the paper tube into the trash can, walked out of the bathroom and saw a big hole in the door.

With the sharp nails of Gang Leader Joe, he took the doorknob and the lock from the door, threw them on the ground, and pushed the door lightly, and the door opened.Leader Qiao put his hand to his mouth, and blew on his nails, retracting the webbed and long sharp nails on his hands.

Lao Ba watched Gang Leader Qiao walking towards him.

Under the rising sun in the early morning, Gang Leader Qiao's face was like a bright moon on the sea, shimmering the waves reflected in the deep and dark sea.At the beginning, I was confused by this appearance.Lao Ba closed his eyes, as if he could hear the sound of sea water.Along with the sound of sea water, came the footsteps of Chief Qiao.

Lao Ba made fists with both hands: "What are you doing here?"

Leader Qiao walked in front of Lao Ba, who stood very close to Lao Ba.Because Chief Qiao had a fishtail before, Lao Ba never felt that Chief Qiao was quite tall. Lao Ba himself was not short, and Chief Qiao seemed to be at least 1.9 meters tall.

Leader Qiao took a step closer, and his lips fell right next to Lao Ba's ear: "What do you think?"

In just a split second, Lao Ba felt that he was surrounded by sea water. In the cold and comfortable sea water, a beautiful shark jumped out.I don't know where the love came from, but the love is deep. However, there are thousands of mountains and rivers between some emotions, and I don't know how long it will take to cross them.

The old man called Qiao Gangzhu's name: "Qiao Xuan."

He heard Qiao's leader respond in his ear: "Chang Xuan."

Lao Ba sighed: "You understand."

Leader Qiao laughed, his laughter was low and hoarse: "Understand what, you are so nervous, do you think I want to kiss you?" Leader Qiao reached out to flick Lao Ba's earlobe, but Lao Ba turned his head away.Master Qiao took a step back: "I really don't want to kiss you. I'm here to pick up the goods. As for my goods, I placed the order last night. Your big customer asked to come and pick it up."

Gang Leader Qiao seemed to be doing business, as if he wasn't the one who wanted to flick Lao Ba's earlobe just now.In fact, Lao Ba's earlobe looks very good-looking, rosy and fleshy, quite thick, and comfortable to pinch.When Gangzhu Qiao was still a fish, he liked to stare at Lao Ba's earlobes. When he was looking at them, he kept thinking how such a stiff and rigid person could have such a pair of lovely earlobes.

Lao Ba also took a step back, his eyes scanned Gangzhu Qiao up and down, and then he didn't speak, turned around and moved out the prepared goods one by one.When the goods were moved, Lao Yan saw that the boss Qiao had made a cup of coffee by himself and sat on the sofa while drinking coffee and playing with his mobile phone.

Lao Ba reminded him: "Your goods."

Leader Qiao raised his head, took a sip of coffee, leaned against the back of the sofa, and licked the coffee stains on his lips: "Very well, I've changed my mind, and now I'm asking for door-to-door delivery."

Lao Ba nodded in response: "Do you want a courier or a truck?"

Gang Leader Qiao took out a tissue to wipe his hands, and walked towards the door.

Lao Ba saw him open the door opposite.Leader Qiao opened the door, lowered his head slightly, and then raised the corners of his eyes upwards. His eyelashes were thick and dense, like a butterfly fluttering in the wind with its wings stuck to the morning dew. The taste in it can never be expressed in words Out of it, I always feel amazed after watching it thousands of times.

The merman is indeed the monster who is best at using his beauty.

Lao Ba couldn't help but stretch out his hand to cover his heart, it seemed to be beating again, making a confusing beating sound.

The love doesn't know where it starts and goes deep, even though it is separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, it is still tied by the silk thread that is constantly being cut and untangled.

Leader Qiao seemed to hear Lao Ba sigh, but he didn't.Even if there was, he felt in his heart that Lao Ba's sigh must not be because of him.

Joe knocked on the opened door: "Please deliver the goods to the door. It's nice to meet you. From today onwards, we are new neighbors."

Ms. Miao was lying on the sofa at Gang Leader Qiao's house at the moment, and she followed Gang Leader Qiao all the way here quietly.She has known Lao Ba for quite a long time. Although she betrayed Lao Ba this time because of her husband, Ms. Miao still misses Lao Ba in her heart. What can I do if I fight.

Ms. Miao listened for a while with her ears pricked up, and felt that Gangzhu Qiao's tricks were everywhere.

Before she had time to sigh and sigh, she heard Lao Ba's footsteps, and Miss Miao jumped out of the window in a whoosh, leaning on the glass frame and not daring to move.It's okay for her to stick on the glass frame, and Qiao's boss lives on the sixth floor.During this period of time, people come and go, and soon a child found it and shouted downstairs: "Mom, you see that black cat is about to commit suicide by jumping off the building, let's save it."

Ms. Miao hung on the glass frame and shook it back and forth a few times. These brats are so annoying. Can you keep your voice down? it.

Ms. Miao scratched the glass resentfully, leaving a few scratches on the glass.I beg the brat downstairs to stop barking.

Simply Lao Ba came and went quickly.Ms. Miao rushed in through the window with a whoosh.Leader Qiao leaned on the sofa, smoking a cigarette, and ignored the ash, which fell down rustlingly.

A monster like a merman naturally carries a kind of meat.Desire, his eyes are naturally alluring and affectionate, and his lips are so fascinating that people want to lick them.Lick, as long as the merman is willing, the meat he exudes.Desire will make human beings willingly jump into the sea and become food for sharks.

Now, amidst the smog, the mermaid's flesh and desire are magnified.Ms. Miao hurriedly covered her nose, she felt that she was coquettish, enchanting, cold and handsome, but today she didn't expect to be defeated by a man so casually.

Can I still be a good female monster!

Qiao's leader called her: "Black cat."

Ms. Miao doesn't want to talk to Chief Qiao at all now, she's been hurt!Ms. Miao slapped the floor fiercely: "Don't make Lao Ba sad, let me tell you that Lao Ba is a very good person."

Ms. Miao was interrupted by Qiao's laughter before she finished speaking.Master Qiao laughed, his whole body was shaking, the cigarette ash fell on the sofa, and on the cuffs, red and dark fireworks were shaking at his fingertips: "You said he was a man, he was a monster, but he My heart is a human heart, but I am a monster with a monster's heart."

Leader Qiao said: "The heart of a monster is different from that of a human being."

Ms. Miao, who was laughing with Leader Qiao, was a little embarrassed. She didn't know whether to laugh with Leader Qiao or comfort Leader Qiao.It thought about jumping out from the window on the sixth floor now, so Ms. Miao took two steps back quietly.

Between the fingers of Gang Leader Qiao who was burning in smoke, the main body of Qiao Gang would not be embarrassed by Ms. Miao: "It's better to be a monster, okay."

But a monster's heart and a human's heart are separated by mountains and rivers.

The sharp nails protruded from Qiao's hand, and he pressed his hand on his heart: "Black cat, what do you think of changing people's hearts?"

madman.

This shark is a lunatic.

Ms. Miao almost couldn't control herself and slammed the pillow on the sofa onto the mermaid's face.Crazy, Ms. Miao turned into a human form, fiddled with her hair, and sneered: "Crazy, what kind of monster's heart, what kind of human heart, just dig out what you like and eat it, and throw it away if you don't like it." Ms. Miao took the half cigarette between Gang Leader Qiao's fingers, and took a puff: "Go forward if you want it, throw away what you don't want, and don't look back. If you can live for such a long time, there is no way to go .”

Ms. Miao threw the cigarette butt into the trash can, stepped on her high heels to open the door, and slipped down quickly while Lao Ba didn't notice.