Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Life on the mountain is the same day after day, spring is the same, winter is the same, autumn is no different, and summer is repeated year after year.There are no different birds, no different flowers, no different living things.

Yingzhao was alone on the mountain, painting everything on the mountain day after day, green bamboos, high mountains, running water, emerald trees, flying birds, swimming fish.After his pen becomes more beautiful, it presents a different style and beauty on paper.

However, painting is always deserted, no matter how beautiful it is, even if it can be alive, it is still alive.

Yingzhao sat cross-legged in front of the wooden table, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly poured him a cup of tea: "Master, rinse your mouth, there is no good tea at home, you can make do with it." Speaking of which, this is really not good tea, It seems that all the good tea leaves at home are gone, this is the jasmine hair tip that Xu Xiaobai bought from the supermarket, after brewing it, it smells good, at least Xu Xiaobai thinks it smells very fragrant, there is a faint aroma of jasmine.

Actually Xu Xiaobai couldn't tell the difference between good tea and bad tea. The best tea he ever drank was dry qin fish tea. After brewing it, it really had a fragrance that ordinary tea leaves didn't have. You can eat the dried fish, and the dried fish is also fragrant, with a tea fragrance.The other teas all taste the same, there is no difference.

Although it is only six yuan five one taels discounted in the supermarket, it is worth thousands of yuan in the hands of the master.Master's posture of drinking tea, with the feeling of picking chrysanthemums, under the eastern fence, the Nanshan sun is slanting leisurely.Xu Xiaobai whispered to the male god: "I think my master was born a hermit, hey, compared with those Taoist priests who live in seclusion in Zhongnan Mountain, my master seems to be born and grew up on the mountain Immortal." The posture of drinking tea is really beautiful.

Zhou Qingyan twisted his nose. He carried the pot and went to the kitchen casserole. After thinking about it, he decided to stay. He kicked Mr. Kun's fish tank: "Go wash the pot." Mr. Kun rolled his eyes in the fish tank , swinging his little shark fin and began to play dead.

Zhou Qingyan threatened him: "If you don't jump out of the pot, I will pour the water in the fish tank into the toilet with you and flush it away."

Mr. Kun finally opened his eyes slowly, jumped out of the small fish tank, and reluctantly picked up the pot on the table and went to the kitchen to wash the pot.Mr. Kun knew very well that it was really possible for Mr. to throw him into the toilet and flush him away. It was nothing to be flushed away, the fish would always come back, but the smell in the toilet was really bad.

Yingzhao took a sip of tea, and Xu Xiaobai felt that his master's tea drinking posture was like drinking a spring flower.Xu Xiaobai felt proud of his master, he said to the male god, "Look at my master, how handsome he is."

The male god was not convinced: "Aren't I handsome?"

Xu Xiaobai replied: "You are more handsome, you are the most handsome in my heart, but you are not the same as the master."

Xu Xiaobai thought about his choice of words: "I think the handsome master and the hermit in the mountains have the same style."

Zhou Qingyan heard her partner's answer and looked at Yingzhao. Although she changed her appearance, Yingzhao was still the same Yingzhao.Since he left the land of mountains and seas, he has lived high on the mountain peaks, overlooking the world.

Yingzhao also raised his head to look at Mr., and he bowed his head slightly towards Mr.: "Sir, thank you for saving your life. Speaking of which, we haven't seen each other for thousands of years." Indeed, we haven't seen each other for thousands of years. face.

Thousands of years ago, Yingzhao was not like this.At that time, Yingzhao loved everything in the world. He not only liked the goodness and beauty in the world, but he was also interested in the evil and ugliness in the world. Yingzhao felt that the evil and ugliness in the world, It is also a kind of flavor that makes up the world.

Zhou Qingyan can almost guess that after Yingzhao came to the human world, what she likes the most is traveling in the human world, experiencing all kinds of things and people, and of course including the most often praised emotion in the world, love.

Yingzhao was stared at by his husband for a long time, feeling very embarrassed, so he could only interrupt what he was going to say, and said to Xu Xiaobai, "Did you call me Shizu just now?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Yes, yes, I am calling you Shizu."

Yingzhao laughed: "My surname is neither Shi nor Zu."

Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I know that your surname is neither Shi nor Zu. My master is called Zhang Wazi. Isn't Zhang Wazi your apprentice? According to your seniority, I should call you Shizu."

Yingzhao put down the teacup, "So it's the younger disciple of the big disciple."

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "That Wang Xiaoheng is also here, master, do you want to meet?" Yingzhao waved to the younger disciple of the eldest disciple: "What is your relationship with the master?"

Xu Xiaobai was a little embarrassed: "We, hehe, we have a good relationship. I like him quite a lot, and he likes me too. We are a normal couple."

Yingzhao told Xu Xiaobai: "Then don't call me Shizu from now on, it's really inappropriate."

Xu Xiaobai was full of doubts: "Master?"

Don't call me Shizu anymore, he said to Xu Xiaobai: "You call me Shizu, you are husband and wife with your husband, so how dare I bother you to call me Shizu, please don't call me Shizu in the future."

Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan, then at Yingzhao, he was not allowed to be called Shizu, so how should he be called.

Call him whatever you want, as long as you don't call him Master anymore.Yingzhao laughed, and he said, "At that time I was standing at the table drawing a picture of a snow-capped mountain in the distance. I wanted to make some beautiful snow lotuses bloom on the white snow-capped mountain, and some crystal-clear trees grow. Put some beautiful ice crystals on it, and then build some clear ice castles, it must be very beautiful."

But before the painting was finished, a layer of water slowly flowed out from the ground, and the water flowed slowly, covering Yingzhao's feet. On the ground, Yingzhao couldn't smell any monsters, but he knew that there were monsters coming quietly.

Thinking back, Yingzhao didn't seem to have offended any monsters of the same kind, but the danger at this moment made him have to run away.Yingzhao put the brush into his waist, rolled up the paintings on the table, and held them in his arms. Apart from the words on the table, Yingzhao also remembered the paintings in the bamboo building. He wanted to put away the paintings in the bamboo building and bring them with him. Let's draw together.

Yingzhao smiled, and Xu Xiaobai hurriedly poured a cup of tea for the master: "Master, master." The master almost called out, and Xu Xiaobai changed his words: "Master's master, you drink tea." Yingzhao stood up Bow slightly towards Xu Xiaobai: "Mister and Madam dare not accept the gift."

Sir Madam! !This title made Xu Xiaobai blush, why can't he be called Mrs. Xu's wife!

Zhou Qingyan picked up the monster current affairs magazine that Mr. Kun brought back from the outside, flipped through the journal, and said, "Continue talking."

Yingzhao bowed his head towards Zhou Qingyan and said, "Yes, sir."

Yingzhao sat down and continued, Xu Xiaobai listened carefully to what the master had to say, but he never dared to pour tea for the master again.Zhou Qingyan flipped through the current affairs magazine of Monster, while listening to Yingzhao.He had also heard some stories about Yingzhao from other monsters, it was so bloody.Zhou Qingyan flipped through a few supplements of Yaowu Current Affairs Magazine. The content in the Supplement of Yaowu Current Affairs Magazine was more bloody than the story of Yingzhao. What kind of grievances and grievances, stepfather loves stepdaughter, mother-in-law loves father-in-law, my sister-in-law and I have to The two or three things I said, my brother-in-law and I planted plums in the melon field, and the flowers bloomed before the moon.

Zhou Qingyan was no longer in the mood to listen to Yingzhao's storytelling. He was already immersed in the two or three things that my sister-in-law and I had to say, and he couldn't extricate himself.The so-called twists and turns, you can't guess the beginning and the end!

The story of Yingzhao was told to Xu Xiaobai alone, and he continued: "Before I had time to walk to the bamboo building, the water had already covered my shoes."

Yingzhao has a gentle personality and great abilities, but he is definitely not capable of fighting. He knows a lot, and he is just a fighting scum.Otherwise, the apprentices taught would not be Zhang Wazi and Wang Xiaoheng, and it is okay to deal with some little monsters who have just become monsters.

Xu Xiaobai heard Yingzhao say: "It's too late for me to leave, the water quickly condensed under my feet, and then I was trapped in place and couldn't move." The water condensed and tied Yingzhao's feet , Yingzhao pulled out the writing brush from his waist, and stroked towards the ice surface, the ice under his feet melted, Yingzhao just pulled his feet out of the ice surface.

He saw the doctor walking slowly in a white coat. The moment Yingzhao saw the doctor, he knew he couldn't beat him.It would be fine if it was a snake. Although he had never met a snake, he had heard many stories about the perversion of the tortoise.

Whether it was a snake or a tortoise, Yingzhao greeted the doctor first.The doctor took out two bottles of wine from his pocket and handed Yingzhao one.

Yingzhao found that as the doctor approached, the ice under his feet condensed again.The doctor handed Yingzhao a bottle of wine in his hand: "Do you want to drink? Vodka, spirits, one sip will warm up your throat."

Yingzhao shook his head: "I don't eat meat, I don't drink alcohol, thank you, I wonder if you can let me go first, can I put my paintings away?"

The doctor laughed. He opened the bottle of wine and took a sip, then walked towards Yingzhao. Xuanwu's strength completely suppressed Yingzhao. He stood there holding the brush and painting and watched Xuanwu come over.

The doctor walked over, pinched Yingzhao's chin, and finally moved to Yingzhao's cheeks. He wanted to break free, but he was holding a pen and painting in his hand, and Yingzhao was afraid that his favorite pen would fall to the ground.

The doctor smiled better: "If you don't drink a sip of wine, I will feel pain when I peel the skin."

Yingzhao's first reaction was, what a pity, this is a tortoise, not a snake.