Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Zhou Qingyan accurately found Zhang Wazi's room, took out a wire and lightly inserted it into the keyhole and flicked it, and the door of Zhang Wazi's room opened.It was dark inside, Zhou Qingyan took out his Nokia mobile phone, and looked around the room with the faint light of the mobile phone, the table was slightly covered with dust.

Opening the drawer, it turned out that Comrade Zhang Wazi still kept his habit of writing a diary.A particularly classic diary bound in black leather is lying in the drawer, which matches the practice clothes, whisks, and swords all over the room, and it still has the old-fashioned smell of a sheep's nose.

Zhou Qingyan opened the last page of Comrade Zhang Wazi's diary, which was dated seventeen days ago.Zhang Wazi's handwriting is like a dog crawling, and Zhou Qingyan's education level is not high. He stumbled and read it: Yesterday, that miscellaneous hairy thing caused trouble again. I don't know what it is mixed with. It looks so weird. This thing likes to chew people's hearts. , I almost didn't vomit, okay, but I'm not his opponent, I almost didn't get my heart out with a paw, a picture is attached, if I sacrifice, I hope the comrades who have gone forward can avenge me, don't forget to chase the seal I am a martyr.

Zhou Qingyan unfolded the white paper sandwiched in the diary, and looked at it with the light of the phone.Zhang Wazi's handwriting is not good, and his drawing skills are also worrying. I saw a little monster drawn on the white paper, with many rays growing from its round head, and a protruding mouth, dotted with a black one. There are two big black eyes growing on it, and a long snake tail underneath, which is covered with centipede feet.

Is this a mutant tadpole?Comrade Zhang Wazi may have died at the hands of a tadpole, it is really worthy of silence.

Zhou Qingyan read it twice, and felt that this was a close relative of the tadpole.

He put the white paper into his trouser pocket, turned the lock on the inside of the door, walked out gently, and locked Zhang Wazi's door.Zhou Qingyan rubbed his belly, he was hungry.Hearing the sound in Xu Xiaobai's room was still quiet, he decided to follow the smell of the kitchen to find something to eat.

Xu Xiaobai was very excited, he hugged the pillow and stared at the roof and didn't fall asleep until now.He stared at the roof and said softly: "Oh my God." He couldn't bear it any longer, took the phone that was turned off by the bedside, turned it on, and posted a sentence in his circle of friends: I saw a male god today, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "

Unexpectedly, as soon as this point was posted, someone would reply to him immediately: Is it your number one male god Zhang Zhen? He went to your film and television city to film?Did Zhang Zhen get any new skills?

Xu Xiaobai desperately needs someone to share his excitement: No, this is a killer.

Someone else joked below: Kill Matt can become your male god, dear, aesthetics dear, let the tengu swallow it all.

Xu Xiaobai clapped his hands up and explained: I thought it was a killer, but when I showed my face, I realized that it was a male god, cool, dazzling, man, who can really play a villain's evil smile.

The first person to reply to him replied again: Is it more handsome than Zhang Zhen?

Xu Xiaobai replied immediately: Handsome.

Immediately, the queue below was neat, and there was a vertical row of boos.

Xu Xiaobai hugged his mobile phone to reminisce, thinking of Zhou Qingyan's glistening pectoralis major in the dark, and that face that 100% fits the image of a male god in his mind, he couldn't help but want to touch it .In the middle of the night, when someone comes to one's home for the first time, it's really shameless to think about him.

Xu Xiaobai struggled for a while, clamping the pillow with his legs, trying to calm down his emotions.

After waiting for a while, the small tent on the lower body went down, but I was still very excited to meet the new male god in my heart.Xu Xiaobai decided to drink a glass of ice water to calm down the shock.

The refrigerator is in the kitchen.

He put on his slippers, afraid of disturbing Zhou Qingyan's sleep, and walked towards the kitchen lightly.

Before Xu Xiaobai entered the kitchen, he saw a faint light in the kitchen, like the light from a mobile phone.Xu Xiaobai felt afraid that a thief would come in, so he turned his head and walked back lightly, picked up an arm-thick iron stick that had been placed under the coffee table, and quietly walked towards the kitchen.

Xu Xiaobai rushed into the kitchen and shouted: "Hey." The iron stick swung towards the spot of light.As a result, the thief dodged neatly, and then something hit Xu Xiaobai's head, Xu Xiaobai's hand shook, and the iron rod in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.

Xu Xiaobai thought that his life was the most important thing, so he should escape first and ask Zhou Qingyan to help.While running towards the kitchen door, he yelled: "Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan, there's a thief at home, get up quickly."

All I heard was a hum from the dark kitchen: "I'm here."

Xu Xiaobai's footsteps stopped immediately, he raised his hand and pressed the kitchen light.The roast chicken in the kitchen refrigerator was looted, Xu Xiaobai looked at the pile of chicken bones: "Have you eaten all the roast chicken?"

Zhou Qingyan pinched a chicken wing, and raised two fingers: "Two." His eyes fell on the chicken thigh under Xu Xiaobai's feet. It was Xu Xiaobai who hit the head with that chicken thigh just now, and added a word :"Half."

Xu Xiaobai thought that the male god can really eat, he asked: "Is the roast chicken I made delicious?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded hurriedly, a little afraid of being too delicious, and was kicked out: "It's delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious roast chicken." Handed a chicken wing: "Do you want to eat it?"

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing, the male god praised the delicious roast chicken I made, the male god asked me to eat roast chicken together, hey, there is a feeling that I have wanted to ask Zhang Zhen to watch the moon for many years, and finally succeeded, which makes people irresistible .

Xu Xiaobai took the chicken wings: "Let's go outside and eat on the steps."

Zhou Qingyan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking he was about to be kicked out.He ate desperately just now, but he didn't hear Xu Xiaobai's footsteps.

The two of them ate the remaining half of the roast chicken under the breeze and bright moon. Xu Xiaobai said seriously: "Just eat this much. Eating too much at night is not good for your health. If you want to eat in the future, you should go to bed early and go to bed early. Tomorrow One more day of closing, I'll take you to buy some clothes." By the moonlight, he looked at Sha Matt on Zhou Qingyan's side: "By the way, get a haircut."

After Xu Xiaobai gave instructions, the two washed their hands and faces, Xu Xiaobai cleaned up the chicken bones part-time, and fell asleep.

Xu Xiaobai ate a little too much, hugged the pillow and rolled around, and posted on Moments again: Tomorrow, I will take the male god to have a haircut, and witness Shamat's counterattack.

Early in the morning, Xu Xiaobai got up, opened the window, and saw that Zhou Qingyan was carrying the fish tank out to bask in the sun, and the branch was still stuck in the fish tank.Xu Xiaobai stared at the fish-like little blue fish in the fish tank, and found another strange thing, he followed the window to greet Zhou Qingyan: "You take the fish tank over here, let me have a look."

Zhou Qingyan walked to Xu Xiaobai's window with the fish tank in his arms.The window was relatively high, Xu Xiaobai stood in front of the window and looked down at the fish in the fish tank, Zhou Qingyan raised his head to look at Xu Xiaobai.The morning sun in summer is not so hot, with a clear and crisp feeling, as if it will break if folded.

Under the sun, Zhou Qingyan reached out to pick a cucumber from the cucumber rack next to him, thinking that Xu Xiaobai's neck is really thin, thin and white.

Xu Xiaobai looked carefully and was as surprised as he discovered the New World: "This fish of yours has eyelids." It turned out to be a fish with eyelids. How could a fish have eyelids? What kind of fish is this?Xu Xiaobai knocked on the fish tank: "You are not just a fish spirit, you are also a little monster."

The little blue fish was about to jump out of the water in anger, Zhou Qingyan had already seen through his plan, and stretched out a hand to cover the fish tank, the little blue fish jumped upwards as hard as it could, bumped into Zhou Qingyan's hand, turning over like a corpse The white belly fell straight to the bottom of the fish tank.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the fish and said, "What's wrong with it?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "I'm dizzy." He put the fish tank under the grape trellis, and the leaves of the grape trellis would roll up when the wind blows, revealing bits and pieces of sunlight, not too hot, but still warm.

After Xu Xiaobai brushed his teeth and washed his face, he was a little worried about the kitchen, thinking about the male god's big appetite, the idea of ​​having a cup of soy milk in the morning is not realistic.

The big cloth bag of steamed buns that Zhou Qingyan carried was still in the kitchen, Xu Xiaobai thought he could eat steamed buns if he wanted to.Slice the steamed buns, beat the eggs and sprinkle them with sugar, dip the steamed buns in the egg liquid, and fry a large plate of golden steamed buns; cut the steamed buns into cubes, dice the cucumber, carrot, cabbage and beef, and fry a large plate of red, green, green, white and white fried steamed buns; The steamed buns are cut into pieces, hollowed out in the middle, filled with fillings, and fried until charred and sour; the steamed buns are skewered with iron tongs, brushed with the adjusted sauce, and baked to make the outside charred and tender inside.

After making a large bag of steamed buns, Xu Xiaobai warmed up two cups of milk and called Zhou Qingyan for dinner.Zhou Qingyan was standing barefoot in the vegetable field watering the vegetable field early in the morning, when he heard Xu Xiaobai calling him, he turned off the water and went into the house to eat.

Xu Xiaobai ate a few slices of fried steamed buns, a little fried steamed buns, another slice of baked steamed buns, drank a glass of milk, and was full.Seeing that Zhou Qingyan was still eating, he went into the kitchen to wash the eggplant and cucumber in another cloth bag, cut them into strips, put white paper on the steps, and dried the eggplant and cucumber strips on it.Today's weather is good. After a day in the sun, pickles can be pickled at night.

After Xu Xiaobai finished this, he went back to the house, Zhou Qingyan had already finished his meal, and the food was really clean, Xu Xiaobai thought about the weight of that big cloth bag of steamed buns, enough to feed him for half a month.

The plates and bowls are clean, but there is still more than half of the plate of fried steamed buns.Xu Xiaobai asked: "Fried steamed buns are not delicious?"

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "It's delicious."

Xu Xiaobai smiled and asked: "Then is this for me?" I'm so happy, the male god remembers to leave rations for me because he can eat so much.

This is left for the fish.But seeing Xu Xiaobai smiling so happily, Zhou Qingyan nodded and said, "It's for you." Xu Xiaobai waved his hand: "No, no, I'm already full."