Shanhaijing monster edible guide
Chapter 29 Ba Snake Elephant Bone Soup
Snake Elephant Bone Soup
Xu Xiaobai saw the male god tie the line to the hook, is this for fishing?OMG, can't believe it, how big a fish must be to take the bait!
Xu Xiaobai held up his mobile phone to illuminate the male god: "Do you need my help? I think the thread can be tied a little lower." Xu Xiaobai bent over, pointing to the place where the fishhook needs to be tied: "Here. "
The male god sat barefoot on the ground, slightly lower than his position, Xu Xiaobai bent down, and his cheek could touch the dark red hair of the male god, it was hard, but it was very comfortable to stick on his face, and it was slightly itchy. So a little bit of pain.The male god's hair smells like the hotel's disposable shampoo.Xu Xiaobai also uses this to wash his hair, but he can't tell what the smell is, it's a bit like a hand oil called Wanziqianhong that he used when he was a child.
The male god fastened the line according to the position Xu Xiaobai said, and felt that it felt good: "Tomorrow, I will be fishing, and I will only hear the sound in the water. It is a very delicious fish."
Xu Xiaobai thought of the bighead carp he had eaten, the fresh sashimi, and the hot and fragrant shabu-shabu.He nodded vigorously: "Then let's go fishing in the big river tomorrow."
Mr. Baling laughed softly with his eyes closed, although he really wanted to sleep, but when he was shedding his skin, he was too uncomfortable to fall asleep.Lord Baling patted the water with the tip of his tail: "Sir, it's still so powerful, I also felt it in the water, there is a carp in the water."
In such a dense forest, only one carp came from the same place as Mr. Baling.Zhou Qingyan put away the fishhook in his hand, and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go to sleep."
Xu Xiaobai groaned, and saw the male god climbed a tree, sitting on the branch and playing with his mobile phone.He asked at the bottom: "What are you doing, playing matchmaker?"
The male god nodded: "I have already passed the tenth level." Xu Xiaobai really wanted to say that he should be careful that his phone ran out of battery, but seeing the male god playing so happily, he wanted to save some battery for himself.Xu Xiaobai turned off his Apple early and lay down on a big rock to sleep.
The next morning, Mr. Baling had already sloughed out several hundred meters, and it was still struggling, and some more sloughed out during the struggle.Zhou Qingyan waited for Lord Baling to calm down, took down the half leaf of wild boar meat hanging on the tree, removed the bones inside, threw it into Lord Baling's big mouth, and tore off the small leaf from Baling Lord's snake slough. Come together little by little.
Xu Xiaobai had already gotten up, washed his face by the river, and went to watch the male god go fishing.I saw the male god wrapped a large bone on Baling Lord's snake slough, stuck the crochet needle between the bones, and it was so solid that it made a plop when it was thrown into the lake.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the big bone: "Is this to catch sharks, or is it to catch crocodiles?" No matter how you think about species, sharks and crocodiles will not migrate here no matter how abnormal the weather is.
Zhou Qingyan explained: "There is a carp in the river."
There are many females and many males in the river.But the world of male gods has always been so wonderful, Xu Xiaobai chose to stand aside and watch without speaking.
Mr. Baling rested for a while, and was about to continue shedding his skin.It politely asked Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, I'm about to start moulting, so don't disturb your fishing?"
Zhou Qingyan raised the branch in his hand: "Don't bother, you will always be hooked." Lord Baling continued tossing in the river with peace of mind.
The water splashed up and down with Lord Baling's churning, and Zhou Qingyan's fishing rod stayed in the river steadily, without any movement.In Xu Xiaobai's eyes, there was no movement on the fishing line with a big bone hanging on it.
But in the eyes of Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling, it is different.The aroma of the wild boar essence bone in the big river mixed with the smell of Baling Lord's snake slough began to move with the water, and many small fish were attracted to it. Little Yun took a sip of the scented water, and then turned over the white water. The belly sank to the bottom of the river.
The whole river is filled with the aroma of wild boar bones mixed with the smell of Baling Lord's snake slough.The bottom of the river is full of white-bellied fish.
A strange fish came up along the river wagging its head and tail, looking for the source of the aroma.
The branch in Zhou Qingyan's hand paused, Lord Baling had already retreated for a little while, lying on the ground to rest for a while.It smiled in a low voice: "Congratulations, sir." Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling said at the same time: "The fish is hooked."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Qingyan violently lifted the branch in his hand, and a fish landed on the shore with a snap.Xu Xiaobai looked at the fish and couldn't help but exclaimed: "My God, is this an alien?"
This fish has the head of a crucian carp. The head looks normal, but there are ten fish bodies under the head!The fish was also very puzzled. It just took a bite and before it took the meat off, it suddenly flew to the shore!What the hell is going on?The fish barked a few times, and Zhou Qingyan understood it, and said: "I'm a mother, and it flew up, Tie Zi, can you leave me a whole body at the end?"
A mouthful of northeast cavity.Zhou Qingyan cleared her throat: "Can you speak fish language normally?"
The carp fish is about to cry, but it's a pity that the fish has no tears: can you leave a whole body if you speak the fish language?It can also speak fish normally, but it temporarily learned the taste of Northeast scum porridge from the loggers in the deep mountains and old forests.
Zhou Qingyan refused it with one bite: "You can bury your bones together."
The carp did not move on its back.
The big and small fish in the river turned over from the bottom of the river and started to move, wagging their tails. In the river, the foraging ones started foraging, the ones playing in the water started to play, and the swimming ones swam.
Zhou Qingyan picked up the carp fish and went to kill them by the river, Xu Xiaobai stood aside cautiously, in the blink of an eye, one head of the carp carp was separated from ten bodies.
The male god washed the fish head with river water and put it aside.Five of the ten bodies were separated, Xu Xiaobai knew that they were reserved for Lord Baling to replenish his strength.
The rest of the Zhou Qingyan was a bit awkward.That said, this kind of fish is best eaten steamed, but the current situation is that there is no pot and no salt.Then it's still sashimi.
Zhou Qingyan ordered Xu Xiaobai to pick a big leaf, Xu Xiaobai ran to find the leaf, he picked several big leaves, and found many red berries from the bushes, one by one small rubies were inlaid in the green bushes In the bush, people want to pick it off and taste it.
Xu Xiaobai reached out and picked one off, took it over and asked the male god if he could eat it.
Following Mr. Baling to shed his skin in the deep mountains and old forests feels like going camping, it's really fun.In Zhou Qingyan's eyes, this is not the case. The surrounding area is not as peaceful as Xu Xiaobai seems. Zhou Qingyan has already smelled more than ten kinds of monsters, including black bears, tigers, lions and wolves, and they surrounded Lord Baling's Siwei. , all staring at the shedding Lord Baling.Although to Lord Baling in the normal period, these monsters are simply unnecessary.
But Mr. Baling who is shedding his skin is really too weak!
The four-dimensional monsters were all watching Zhou Qingyan's attitude. They felt an existence that was too powerful, and they all hid quietly, waiting for Zhou Qingyan to eat the leftovers and they could share a cup of leftovers.
Zhou Qingyan looked at Lord Baling, who was still writhing. In one day, the snake slough on Lord Baling would completely fall off.There is still a day to eat roasted rabbit legs.
Xu Xiaobai came back with red berries, held them up and placed them in front of the male god: "Is this edible? I saw a lot of them in the bushes next to it. If I can eat them, I'll pick some back."
Zhou Qingyan took the berries from Xu Xiaobai's hand and threw them into his mouth. They were not poisonous, had a sweet and sour taste, and were very juicy: "Go and pick some more." Xu Xiaobai was very happy to take out all the things in his backpack and put them away. To the side, carrying an empty bag to pick berries.
Zhou Qingyan scooped up a few jars of water and poured it on Lord Baling: "How do you feel?"
Even though Mr. Baling was very tired, he tried his best to show politeness and raised his head slightly to meet Zhou Qingyan's eyes: "Thank you for your concern, sir. I think everything is fine, and you will have to work hard tomorrow, sir."
Zhou Qingyan hummed, poured a lot of water on Mr. Baling, scooped up a jar and set it on the fire, and when it was boiled, scraped off the scale of one of the fish and threw it into the rice jar.
The hot water was gurgling, and Zhou Qingyan scraped the remaining four fish scales into it.Under the high temperature, the scales of the fish actually began to melt and became almost transparent.
Wait for Xu Xiaobai to come back with berries on his back.Zhou Qingyan stirred it with a knife, and the fish scales inside were about to melt. Xu Xiaobai asked, "Will all the fish scales inside melt?"
Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Everything will melt, and then it will turn into something like jelly." Xu Xiaobai ran towards the river with his bag on his back: "Then wait for me."
After a while, he hurried over and put the berries whose cores had been removed in his hand. He threw a large amount of berries into the rice bowl, rolled with the fish scales, and after a while, they were boiled and melted just like the fish scales.
Xu Xiaobai squatted in front of the fire and watched the boiled fish scales.
Zhou Qingyan washed the large leaves picked by Xu Xiaobai, and then made five fish fillets into fish fillets as thin as cicada wings.Greet Xu Xiaobai: "Come and eat fish fillets."
Xu Xiaobai walked over, picked up a piece, put it in his mouth and tasted it, it was really cold, crisp and fresh, but the meat seemed not as tender as bighead carp, but it had a special flavor.
I can finally have a good time.
Xu Xiaobai and the male god killed five fish bodies, and then looked at the fish scales and berries in the rice tank, they had boiled to a bright red and dense level.
Zhou Qingyan extinguished the fire underneath, waited for the jar to cool down, put it aside, and covered it with a big leaf.
Xu Xiaobai noticed that Lord Baling's skin has already shed half, and he will shed some more in the evening, and it will be finished by tomorrow.Xu Xiaobai walked up to Lord Baling, and asked in a low voice: "Can I touch your head?"
Lord Baling smiled softly: "Of course." He lowered his head meekly, and Xu Xiaobai stroked the cold snake's head. In fact, he just wanted to hear Lord Baling's voice, and Lord Baling's voice was really nice. It is really an intoxicating feeling of spring breeze.
At night, Zhou Qingyan fed the remaining five fish bodies to Lord Baling.The fish scale jelly in the rice bowl has turned transparent red, Xu Xiaobai poked it with his finger, and flicked it QQ.He cut a small piece with the male god's knife and tasted it, with the sweet and sour taste of berries, it was delicious.Xu Xiaobai gave the rice bowl to the male god: "Come and taste the fish scale jelly, it's delicious."
Zhou Qingyan took the rice bowl and took a sip. The scales of the squid were as slippery as glue.Xu Xiaobai and the male god finished eating a big piece, thinking of Lord Baling, he carried the rice bowl over in embarrassment, Lord Baling was still struggling, and all the snake sloughs on his body were about to fall off.
Lord Baling saw Xu Xiaobai approaching, and slowly calmed down.Xu Xiaobai raised the rice jar in his hand and asked: "Mr. Baling, do you eat?" Lord Baling replied softly: "Can you really taste it? Thank you so much."
Xu Xiaobai was so excited, Mr. Baling's voice could make his ears pregnant.Lord Baling opened his mouth, Xu Xiaobai threw the fish scale jelly into Lord Baling's mouth, really doubting whether Lord Baling could taste such a small piece.
Mr. Baling seemed to see Xu Xiaobai's doubts, it smiled: "I can feel the taste with my tongue, it's really delicious, thank you." Xu Xiaobai hummed and ran back with his own apple, opened it Recording: "Mr. Baling, can you say something, just say anything." Lord Baling thought for a while: "I don't know what I can say, can I introduce myself, I am Ba Snake, everyone calls me Lord Baling." It looked at Xu Xiaobai seriously and asked, "Is this okay?"
That's great.Xu Xiaobai was very excited, and Lord Baling's voice would amaze everyone.
Xu Xiaobai thanked Mr. Baling, then quickly ran back and stuffed his apple into the backpack. This was the only electrical appliance, and the male god's red rice had already run out of battery.
When sleeping at night, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help asking Zhou Qingyan: "Can Lord Baling become a human?" Zhou Qingyan laid a mat on the stone, and answered this question: "How can I roast a rabbit without becoming a human?"
Xu Xiaobai kept dreaming of a monster with a human face and a snake body at night!
Waking up in a half-dream, Xu Xiaobai found that only the tip of the tail remained from Baling-Jun's snake slough.The male god has already gone out to hunt back a super big sika deer, cut off a deer leg for Xu Xiaobai, and left the rest for Mr. Baling.
Near noon, Lord Baling finally took off all the snakes.
Zhou Qingyan stuffed the super big sika deer into Mr. Baling's mouth. Mr. Baling rested with his eyes closed, and Xu Xiaobai went to clean up the snake slough that Mr. Baling pulled down from the river. It was a beautiful snake slough, blue and black. , embellished with a baby leopard print.
The snake slough is too big, it is very difficult for Xu Xiaobai to fold it, although the snake slough is very thin.It can only be rolled forward bit by bit. After the roll is finished, it is too big!
Xu Xiaobai turned his head and looked at the male god: "Shall we take them all away? What can we do with them? What can Mr. Baling's shed skin do?" Xu Xiaobai thought for a while: "Let's make sunscreen clothes, you two, I Two sets, two sets for Ms. Miao, and two sets for Mr. Baling, I don’t need much, I think it’s pretty good, the one with solid color is for us, and the one with leopard print is for Ms. Miao!”
He asked Zhou Qingyan: "How is it?"
Zhou Qingyan said with a smile: "Okay, then you can choose a suitable place, and we will leave the rest to Mr. Baling."
Xu Xiaobai happily took the sharp knife given by the male god to choose suitable materials.First of all, he had to unroll the snake slough that he had spent a long time rolling up.
Mr. Baling rested for a while, freed from exhaustion.He opened his eyes and said, "Sir, please do whatever you want. I will trouble you these few days, sir."
Zhou Qingyan looked at this huge snake, from the head to the tail, walked up to the tip of the snake's tail, stretched out and pinched the tip of the snake's tail lightly, and dropped the tip of the tail into Zhou Qingyan's hands .Although it is said to be a tip of the tail, it is not too small, a full ten centimeters long.
Zhou Qingyan held the tip of the short tail: "Mr. Baling sheds his skin a few more times, and the skin will grow back."
Lord Baling smiled: "Sir, you have a kind heart. Sir, I shed my skin once every 500 years, and I will probably be a bald and sharp-tailed snake for a long time."
Lord Baling turned into a person and sat cross-legged with Zhou Qingyan.
Xu Xiaobai went back with the selected snake, and found a person sitting cross-legged opposite the male god, my God, Xu Xiaobai looked at the person opposite Zhou Qingyan, is it really a fairy that fell from the sky, and finally knows how a gentleman is like Jade is what it feels like.
That person can only be Mr. Baling!It turns out that Mr. Baling is not a little monster with a human face and a snake body.
Mr. Baling's appearance and his voice are simply standard.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god sitting opposite Mr. Baling again, but the one he liked the most was the male god, which was an upgraded version of ashes that would never fade in his mind.
Hearing Xu Xiaobai's voice, Lord Baling smiled slightly at him: "I'll catch some rabbits, and I'll roast rabbit legs for you later, come and try my skill of roasting rabbit legs."
Mr. Baling was wearing an ancient long robe, which was from an unknown dynasty. It was very light and comfortable. When walking, the corners of the robe fluttered gently.The fluttering clothes corners disappeared into the deep forest.
Xu Xiaobai put the folded snake slough into the male god's backpack, especially wanting to gossip with the male god: "Mr. Baling is really good."
Zhou Qingyan agrees on this point: "It's really good." Eat!
Xu Xiaobai made an opinion to the male god: "Why don't we just cut off a small piece."
Zhou Qingyan said: "Ten centimeters long." Xu Xiaobai was startled, ten centimeters is very long, probably Mr. Baling is in pain!And catch rabbits for us!
When Mr. Baling came back from catching the rabbit, Xu Xiaobai always had a mentality of redemption, rushing to wash the rabbit and remove the internal organs. Killing the rabbit was done by a male god.
Lord Baling caught more than a dozen rabbits, which were very fat.The spices collected from the forest are touched on the rabbit's legs and roasted on the fire.
The fat of the rabbit's legs is dripping with oil, and while roasting, the golden fat drips down drop by drop.Xu Xiaobai asked Mr. Baling who was roasting rabbits: "Mr. Baling wants to go out with us?"
Lord Baling turned the rabbit's leg over and said, "I will stay here. The outside world is not suitable for me. I need mountains, rivers, and everything that grows naturally." Lord Baling took off the roasted rabbit leg, Wrapped in green leaves to avoid hot hands, handed one to Zhou Qingyan: "When I first came to this world, I saw everything in my eyes, TV, electricity, movies, and all kinds of human beings. This is enough, enough for me to know what I need. Life."
Zhou Qingyan took the rabbit leg and took a bite. Although it was also delicious, the rabbit leg was not as delicious as the one on Baling Mountain.
Xu Xiaobai also took his own one, took a bite, it was so delicious that he would swallow his tongue, it was so delicious, he had never eaten such delicious rabbit meat.
Xu Xiaobai couldn't stop, after a while, a rabbit's leg was eaten up, finally he had time to regret that Mr. Baling couldn't go out with them!
Zhou Qingyan stopped after eating a rabbit's leg: "Mr. Baling, I will come again next time I shed my skin."
Mr. Baling was born to belong to the mountains and forests. His figure in the mountains and forests is like a light dream, and he is a god in the deep forest.Xu Xiaobai looked at Lord Baling who was roasting rabbit legs: "What if I finish the clothes?"
Mr. Baling handed the second rabbit leg to Xu Xiaobai: "I'll ask you sir."
Zhou Qingyan thought about it: "Send China wolf pass, I don't know if there will be an extra postage."
Mr. Baling nodded: "Everything can be arranged by Mr., Mr. You still need to know that no matter what happens in the future, Ba Snake will always stand by your side. No matter what Mr.'s final choice is, it is right or wrong. , I am on the side of Mr., Mr. needs Ba Snake, so just send me a message."
Zhou Qingyan knew that Mr. Baling, who had been on his recipe all the time, only needed a message, and he would appear immediately, no matter where, any time, any request.
That's why I can't do it all the time!
Zhou Qingyan said to Ba Snake: "I probably have nothing to do with me in the future. I just want to eat delicious food and do a job. I am a small civil servant and I am waiting to retire to get a pension. I retired at the age of 65, isn’t it certain that I can live to retire at the age of 65?”
Mr. Baling accompanied Zhou Qingyan to tell jokes solemnly: "Yes, sir, you can only retire at the age of 65, but what is retirement? Is it eternal rest? Sir's life has no beginning and no end, will there be such a day?"
Xu Xiaobai felt that the words of these two people were full of clouds and mist, and he was a little full after eating the second roasted rabbit leg.Xu Xiaobai happily thanked Lord Baling: "Thank you, Lord Baling, for your hospitality. I didn't bring any presents. When I finish the clothes, I will give them to you. Don't be disgusted."
Lord Baling smiled: "I will not despise my snake slough."
It was really embarrassing, the present was made by Mr. Baling's own snake slough, Xu Xiaobai covered his face.Mr. Baling waved his wide sleeves, and the flames ignited even more vigorously: "I would also like to thank you for making my own snake slough into clothes so that I can keep it."
Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "You're welcome, you're welcome, I still want to thank Mr. Baling."
Mr. Baling nodded slightly to Xu Xiaobai, and asked Zhou Qingyan: "Mr. is leaving tomorrow. I hope that one day you will be free to come here as a guest. Although it is not as good as Baling Mountain, I will entertain you with the best food."
Zhou Qingyan nodded, now the situation is short of good wine to say goodbye!
Before dawn, Xu Xiaobai got on Baling Lord for the second time, and started to travel like a roller coaster. Baling Lord was very fast, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to the mountain where he saw Baling Lord.
Lord Baling put them down carefully: "I'll send you here, sir. I want to go back before dawn. Slow down, sir." Xu Xiaobai said goodbye to Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling, and they walked down the mountain road. Xiaobai couldn't help turning his head back, and saw that Lord Baling was still on the top of the mountain. It stood upright with its snake head and watched them go down the mountain from a distance. Xu Xiaobai turned his head while walking, until he saw Lord Baling disappeared.
Mr. Baling seems to respect the male god very much.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god walking in front with a big backpack and three roasted rabbit legs.The male god, he is indeed admirable and fascinating.
When I went down the mountain with the male god, I happened to catch up with others going up the mountain.Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan were resting on a flat ground halfway up the mountain. Someone first praised how delicious the roasted rabbit legs were, and then asked them which wild mountain they came from.Xu Xiaobai chuckled and didn't speak, in fact we turned over from the big mountain gate that was so high.
After going down the mountain, I took a taxi back to the entrance of the hotel. Zhou Qingyan's nose twitched, and then he said calmly to Xu Xiaobai, "Are you hungry? I'll go get some breakfast. What do you want?"
Xu Xiaobai smiled: "You can buy anything, I like to eat it." Zhou Qingyan told him: "Go back to the room and wait for me, go and give the roasted rabbit legs to Miss Miao and Kun."
Xu Xiaobai took the rabbit's leg and immediately ran upstairs, Zhou Qingyan turned and walked to the right.After 30 seconds, from the parking lot on the left of the hotel, Mr. Qiankun Zhao came over and went upstairs with the room card.I didn't come back all night. Although I know what the murderous monster looks like, yes, it is a monster, not a monster, but I can't figure out the law and origin of the monster after a long night. Random killings, and the heart is not eaten immediately. Hold it in the palm of your hand and take it away!
Zhao Qiankun went upstairs with two big dark circles under his eyes.Xu Xiaobai was running in front of him, they got off the elevator one after another on the same floor, but they didn't meet each other, Xu Xiaobai was already showing off with the rabbit leg and the little blue fish.
He waved the roasted rabbit legs back and forth on the small fish tank: "Look, roasted rabbit legs, do you want to eat it?" The little blue fish floated in the fish tank, unwavering in Xu Xiaobai's temptation.Xu Xiaobai put down the rabbit's leg: "Can't you smell it, it's really delicious, don't you want to eat it?"
The little blue fish jumped up with lightning speed, and swallowed the whole roasted rabbit leg, except for Xu Xiaobai's fingers!Xu Xiaobai quickly let go, the rabbit's leg fell into the little blue fish's stomach intact, it spit out a bone to the ground, and didn't bother to pay attention to Xu Xiaobai.
It's so simple!
Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to play with the little blue fish, he was really afraid that his fingers would be swallowed, so he honestly fed the other roasted rabbit leg to the little blue fish.
The male god came back with the buns and soy milk, Xu Xiaobai took the buns: "What kind of stuffing?" Zhou Qingyan answered him: "Chives, eggs, pork, and scallions, just eat leeks and eggs, and pork, scallions, feed the fish."
The steamed buns are very white, fluffy and soft, with clear pleats, there are eleven or twelve if not eighteen.The leeks are still fresh, but the pork is not flattering.When I went to buy steamed buns, Zhou Qingyan said that they only needed chive and egg buns, but there were not enough chive and egg buns, and the boss was too lazy to refund the money, so he added five meat buns, leek and egg cost [-] cents each, and meat buns cost [-] cents each. , the boss said generously: "There is no need to add money, I will pay you!"
It seemed that he took advantage of him, really, Zhou Qingyan only wanted leeks and eggs.He picked out the meat buns inside one by one and threw them into the fish tank: "I fed it the rabbit legs, how many did I feed?"
Xu Xiaobai sat on the sofa drinking soy milk, and took the steamed buns that Zhou Qingyan handed over: "I fed two, and gave one to Ms. Miao." He noticed that Zhou Qingyan bought a few bones in addition to breakfast.
Xu Xiaobai asked with a bun in his mouth: "What do you buy the bones for? What kind of bones are these?"
Zhou Qingyan took the bones aside: "Pig bones, Ba snake has them, but the elephant bones haven't been assembled yet, let's make pig bones, I really dare not go to the zoo to kill elephants."
Xu Xiaobai forgot to chew the bun with his mouth in his mouth, is this a counterfeit product?
While taking off his clothes, Zhou Qingyan said: "The bone is not very important, and it doesn't matter whether it was born in three years or not. The important thing is the snake. The snake is so big that people only dare to pick its teeth and wisdom. The snake is like a bone." In fact, there are only elephant bones produced by Ba snake."
Xu Xiaobai didn't hear him at all, he stared dumbfounded at the male god's naked upper body, covered his nose with his hands, chewed the bun quickly and swallowed it, and then ran out quickly.Zhou Qingyan was startled by his series of reactions, only to see Xu Xiaobai rush out like the wind, and slammed the door shut.
Xu Xiaobai leaned against the male god's door, stretched out his hand to look at his palm, he really had a nosebleed!He couldn't help roaring in his heart, oh my god, my god, my god, he is the kind of person who can get rich by relying on his face and figure, and be listed in the top ten of Forbes!
Xu Xiaobai returned to his room after taking a shower, and went to bed early to reflect on the figure of the male god. He was a little excited when he thought about it, but people came to change the sheets every day in the hotel. Thinking about the scene when the cleaning staff came in to collect the sheets tomorrow, Xu Xiaobai went in to wash them again. After taking a cold shower, I shivered from the cold in the air-conditioned room, and quickly jumped into the quilt to catch up on sleep.
Zhou Qingyan wakes up Xu Xiaobai.This sleep time was not short, Xu Xiaobai was sitting in front of the computer in the hotel, Zhou Qingyan was standing behind him.Xu Xiaobai opened the email, and the reply person chose Xuanyuanfen Daji.
Zhou Qingyan knocked on the table and said, "Write."
Following Zhou Qingyan's words, Xu Xiaobai wrote: After Daji in Xuanyuan's tomb, the bones of the Snake and Elephant are ready, and the sharks are ready, and they will be here at eight o'clock tonight.
Stopping here, Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan's finger pointed at the eight o'clock on the screen.Zhou Qingyan asked Ms. Miao: "Go and arrange a family banquet in Cheng's mansion, just tonight, and the venue will be cleared tonight."
This Ms. Miao knows about Cheng's family banquet. This is a restaurant in a family-style mansion. It has been passed down in the family style for about two or three hundred years.It was really too simple a task for the cat demon to arrange a family banquet in Cheng's mansion. Ms. Miao shook the big waves and walked out gracefully with her waist twisted.
Zhou Qingyan pointed to the screen: "I'll meet you at Cheng's family banquet at eight o'clock tonight."
Xu Xiaobai typed the words "Meet at Cheng's Family Banquet" on the back, and clicked send.
Ms. Miao was standing in front of the Cheng Mansion's family banquet. She was wearing a black tight-fitting lace dress and a black wide-brimmed hat. The black veil hanging from the hat covered half of her face, revealing only her bright red lips. , she pasted a piece of A4 paper on the door of the Cheng Mansion's family banquet that was not welcoming guests.
Ms. Miao pushed open the door of Zhumen. The waiter in Tang suit stared at Ms. Miao for a moment, and asked diligently: "Hello, do you have an appointment? We need to make an appointment in advance. If you have an appointment, please tell me. I'll let you know your appointment number, if you don't have one, you can make an appointment at the front desk."
Ms. Miao smiled slightly at the waiter: "Thank you." The waiter only saw a bright red lip move, and a strange fragrance filled the air, making people dizzy, and the waiter fell to the ground in an instant.Ms. Miao dragged him to the next counter and blessed him: "Sweet dream."
Ms. Miao walked to the front desk and greeted the two beauties. The two beauties fell to the ground at the same time. Ms. Miao pushed open the door of the dining hall.The weird aroma spread quickly in the hall, and all the people who were eating in the dining hall turned their heads to look at Ms. Miao, only to see a red lip, which made people dizzy.
The people in the dining hall were put down, and Ms. Miao put down the kitchen, private room, office staff and boss in turn. In less than 10 minutes, the entire Cheng family banquet was brought down.Ms. Miao took off her veil: "It's really suffocating this old lady." She walked to the bathroom, took out a pack of wet wipes, and carefully wiped off the red lipstick on her mouth.
I closed my mouth and washed it with soap four or five times, then took out a new tube of lipstick from my bag and put it on.Ms. Miao praised, not to mention, the corpse oil ecstasy ointment developed by Hanba Company is indeed very useful. The Tiangou store is honest, and China Wolfcom is also very good. It arrives in two hours and is valid for 24 hours. I wish you sweet dreams.
Ms. Miao felt that the only side effect was that she would be so sick that she couldn't eat for two days!
Ms. Miao put people into four private rooms according to men, women and children.She stood in the yard and meowed, and soon a large group of wild cats swarmed into the family banquet from all directions, eating all the food on the table and licking the plates clean , and then retreated silently.
When the cat was cleaning up the uneaten leftovers from the guests on the table, Ms. Miao turned on the retro gramophone of the Cheng family banquet, picked out a record and put it on it. After a while, the singing voice of the singer from old Shanghai sounded clear .
The cat disappeared completely, and Ms. Miao even wrapped the dishes and dishes licked clean by the cat with a tablecloth, put each table into a private room, and spread a new tablecloth.
It was all cleaned up in less than half an hour.
Ms. Miao looked at the huge retro-style swinging wall clock on the wall of Chengfu's family banquet. The current time is 45:15, [-] minutes before the arrival of Mr. Miao. Ms. Miao took out a pack of perfume from her bag and sprayed it a few times , and put a bouquet of fake golden sunflowers into a gilt hollowed-out silver vase and put it on the table.
The door was knocked regularly.Ms. Miao looked at the wall clock, the time is now [-]:[-], who will come at this time?Ms. Miao stood up, put on her hat, got up and opened the door angrily.
Xu Xiaobai saw the male god tie the line to the hook, is this for fishing?OMG, can't believe it, how big a fish must be to take the bait!
Xu Xiaobai held up his mobile phone to illuminate the male god: "Do you need my help? I think the thread can be tied a little lower." Xu Xiaobai bent over, pointing to the place where the fishhook needs to be tied: "Here. "
The male god sat barefoot on the ground, slightly lower than his position, Xu Xiaobai bent down, and his cheek could touch the dark red hair of the male god, it was hard, but it was very comfortable to stick on his face, and it was slightly itchy. So a little bit of pain.The male god's hair smells like the hotel's disposable shampoo.Xu Xiaobai also uses this to wash his hair, but he can't tell what the smell is, it's a bit like a hand oil called Wanziqianhong that he used when he was a child.
The male god fastened the line according to the position Xu Xiaobai said, and felt that it felt good: "Tomorrow, I will be fishing, and I will only hear the sound in the water. It is a very delicious fish."
Xu Xiaobai thought of the bighead carp he had eaten, the fresh sashimi, and the hot and fragrant shabu-shabu.He nodded vigorously: "Then let's go fishing in the big river tomorrow."
Mr. Baling laughed softly with his eyes closed, although he really wanted to sleep, but when he was shedding his skin, he was too uncomfortable to fall asleep.Lord Baling patted the water with the tip of his tail: "Sir, it's still so powerful, I also felt it in the water, there is a carp in the water."
In such a dense forest, only one carp came from the same place as Mr. Baling.Zhou Qingyan put away the fishhook in his hand, and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go to sleep."
Xu Xiaobai groaned, and saw the male god climbed a tree, sitting on the branch and playing with his mobile phone.He asked at the bottom: "What are you doing, playing matchmaker?"
The male god nodded: "I have already passed the tenth level." Xu Xiaobai really wanted to say that he should be careful that his phone ran out of battery, but seeing the male god playing so happily, he wanted to save some battery for himself.Xu Xiaobai turned off his Apple early and lay down on a big rock to sleep.
The next morning, Mr. Baling had already sloughed out several hundred meters, and it was still struggling, and some more sloughed out during the struggle.Zhou Qingyan waited for Lord Baling to calm down, took down the half leaf of wild boar meat hanging on the tree, removed the bones inside, threw it into Lord Baling's big mouth, and tore off the small leaf from Baling Lord's snake slough. Come together little by little.
Xu Xiaobai had already gotten up, washed his face by the river, and went to watch the male god go fishing.I saw the male god wrapped a large bone on Baling Lord's snake slough, stuck the crochet needle between the bones, and it was so solid that it made a plop when it was thrown into the lake.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the big bone: "Is this to catch sharks, or is it to catch crocodiles?" No matter how you think about species, sharks and crocodiles will not migrate here no matter how abnormal the weather is.
Zhou Qingyan explained: "There is a carp in the river."
There are many females and many males in the river.But the world of male gods has always been so wonderful, Xu Xiaobai chose to stand aside and watch without speaking.
Mr. Baling rested for a while, and was about to continue shedding his skin.It politely asked Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, I'm about to start moulting, so don't disturb your fishing?"
Zhou Qingyan raised the branch in his hand: "Don't bother, you will always be hooked." Lord Baling continued tossing in the river with peace of mind.
The water splashed up and down with Lord Baling's churning, and Zhou Qingyan's fishing rod stayed in the river steadily, without any movement.In Xu Xiaobai's eyes, there was no movement on the fishing line with a big bone hanging on it.
But in the eyes of Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling, it is different.The aroma of the wild boar essence bone in the big river mixed with the smell of Baling Lord's snake slough began to move with the water, and many small fish were attracted to it. Little Yun took a sip of the scented water, and then turned over the white water. The belly sank to the bottom of the river.
The whole river is filled with the aroma of wild boar bones mixed with the smell of Baling Lord's snake slough.The bottom of the river is full of white-bellied fish.
A strange fish came up along the river wagging its head and tail, looking for the source of the aroma.
The branch in Zhou Qingyan's hand paused, Lord Baling had already retreated for a little while, lying on the ground to rest for a while.It smiled in a low voice: "Congratulations, sir." Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling said at the same time: "The fish is hooked."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Qingyan violently lifted the branch in his hand, and a fish landed on the shore with a snap.Xu Xiaobai looked at the fish and couldn't help but exclaimed: "My God, is this an alien?"
This fish has the head of a crucian carp. The head looks normal, but there are ten fish bodies under the head!The fish was also very puzzled. It just took a bite and before it took the meat off, it suddenly flew to the shore!What the hell is going on?The fish barked a few times, and Zhou Qingyan understood it, and said: "I'm a mother, and it flew up, Tie Zi, can you leave me a whole body at the end?"
A mouthful of northeast cavity.Zhou Qingyan cleared her throat: "Can you speak fish language normally?"
The carp fish is about to cry, but it's a pity that the fish has no tears: can you leave a whole body if you speak the fish language?It can also speak fish normally, but it temporarily learned the taste of Northeast scum porridge from the loggers in the deep mountains and old forests.
Zhou Qingyan refused it with one bite: "You can bury your bones together."
The carp did not move on its back.
The big and small fish in the river turned over from the bottom of the river and started to move, wagging their tails. In the river, the foraging ones started foraging, the ones playing in the water started to play, and the swimming ones swam.
Zhou Qingyan picked up the carp fish and went to kill them by the river, Xu Xiaobai stood aside cautiously, in the blink of an eye, one head of the carp carp was separated from ten bodies.
The male god washed the fish head with river water and put it aside.Five of the ten bodies were separated, Xu Xiaobai knew that they were reserved for Lord Baling to replenish his strength.
The rest of the Zhou Qingyan was a bit awkward.That said, this kind of fish is best eaten steamed, but the current situation is that there is no pot and no salt.Then it's still sashimi.
Zhou Qingyan ordered Xu Xiaobai to pick a big leaf, Xu Xiaobai ran to find the leaf, he picked several big leaves, and found many red berries from the bushes, one by one small rubies were inlaid in the green bushes In the bush, people want to pick it off and taste it.
Xu Xiaobai reached out and picked one off, took it over and asked the male god if he could eat it.
Following Mr. Baling to shed his skin in the deep mountains and old forests feels like going camping, it's really fun.In Zhou Qingyan's eyes, this is not the case. The surrounding area is not as peaceful as Xu Xiaobai seems. Zhou Qingyan has already smelled more than ten kinds of monsters, including black bears, tigers, lions and wolves, and they surrounded Lord Baling's Siwei. , all staring at the shedding Lord Baling.Although to Lord Baling in the normal period, these monsters are simply unnecessary.
But Mr. Baling who is shedding his skin is really too weak!
The four-dimensional monsters were all watching Zhou Qingyan's attitude. They felt an existence that was too powerful, and they all hid quietly, waiting for Zhou Qingyan to eat the leftovers and they could share a cup of leftovers.
Zhou Qingyan looked at Lord Baling, who was still writhing. In one day, the snake slough on Lord Baling would completely fall off.There is still a day to eat roasted rabbit legs.
Xu Xiaobai came back with red berries, held them up and placed them in front of the male god: "Is this edible? I saw a lot of them in the bushes next to it. If I can eat them, I'll pick some back."
Zhou Qingyan took the berries from Xu Xiaobai's hand and threw them into his mouth. They were not poisonous, had a sweet and sour taste, and were very juicy: "Go and pick some more." Xu Xiaobai was very happy to take out all the things in his backpack and put them away. To the side, carrying an empty bag to pick berries.
Zhou Qingyan scooped up a few jars of water and poured it on Lord Baling: "How do you feel?"
Even though Mr. Baling was very tired, he tried his best to show politeness and raised his head slightly to meet Zhou Qingyan's eyes: "Thank you for your concern, sir. I think everything is fine, and you will have to work hard tomorrow, sir."
Zhou Qingyan hummed, poured a lot of water on Mr. Baling, scooped up a jar and set it on the fire, and when it was boiled, scraped off the scale of one of the fish and threw it into the rice jar.
The hot water was gurgling, and Zhou Qingyan scraped the remaining four fish scales into it.Under the high temperature, the scales of the fish actually began to melt and became almost transparent.
Wait for Xu Xiaobai to come back with berries on his back.Zhou Qingyan stirred it with a knife, and the fish scales inside were about to melt. Xu Xiaobai asked, "Will all the fish scales inside melt?"
Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Everything will melt, and then it will turn into something like jelly." Xu Xiaobai ran towards the river with his bag on his back: "Then wait for me."
After a while, he hurried over and put the berries whose cores had been removed in his hand. He threw a large amount of berries into the rice bowl, rolled with the fish scales, and after a while, they were boiled and melted just like the fish scales.
Xu Xiaobai squatted in front of the fire and watched the boiled fish scales.
Zhou Qingyan washed the large leaves picked by Xu Xiaobai, and then made five fish fillets into fish fillets as thin as cicada wings.Greet Xu Xiaobai: "Come and eat fish fillets."
Xu Xiaobai walked over, picked up a piece, put it in his mouth and tasted it, it was really cold, crisp and fresh, but the meat seemed not as tender as bighead carp, but it had a special flavor.
I can finally have a good time.
Xu Xiaobai and the male god killed five fish bodies, and then looked at the fish scales and berries in the rice tank, they had boiled to a bright red and dense level.
Zhou Qingyan extinguished the fire underneath, waited for the jar to cool down, put it aside, and covered it with a big leaf.
Xu Xiaobai noticed that Lord Baling's skin has already shed half, and he will shed some more in the evening, and it will be finished by tomorrow.Xu Xiaobai walked up to Lord Baling, and asked in a low voice: "Can I touch your head?"
Lord Baling smiled softly: "Of course." He lowered his head meekly, and Xu Xiaobai stroked the cold snake's head. In fact, he just wanted to hear Lord Baling's voice, and Lord Baling's voice was really nice. It is really an intoxicating feeling of spring breeze.
At night, Zhou Qingyan fed the remaining five fish bodies to Lord Baling.The fish scale jelly in the rice bowl has turned transparent red, Xu Xiaobai poked it with his finger, and flicked it QQ.He cut a small piece with the male god's knife and tasted it, with the sweet and sour taste of berries, it was delicious.Xu Xiaobai gave the rice bowl to the male god: "Come and taste the fish scale jelly, it's delicious."
Zhou Qingyan took the rice bowl and took a sip. The scales of the squid were as slippery as glue.Xu Xiaobai and the male god finished eating a big piece, thinking of Lord Baling, he carried the rice bowl over in embarrassment, Lord Baling was still struggling, and all the snake sloughs on his body were about to fall off.
Lord Baling saw Xu Xiaobai approaching, and slowly calmed down.Xu Xiaobai raised the rice jar in his hand and asked: "Mr. Baling, do you eat?" Lord Baling replied softly: "Can you really taste it? Thank you so much."
Xu Xiaobai was so excited, Mr. Baling's voice could make his ears pregnant.Lord Baling opened his mouth, Xu Xiaobai threw the fish scale jelly into Lord Baling's mouth, really doubting whether Lord Baling could taste such a small piece.
Mr. Baling seemed to see Xu Xiaobai's doubts, it smiled: "I can feel the taste with my tongue, it's really delicious, thank you." Xu Xiaobai hummed and ran back with his own apple, opened it Recording: "Mr. Baling, can you say something, just say anything." Lord Baling thought for a while: "I don't know what I can say, can I introduce myself, I am Ba Snake, everyone calls me Lord Baling." It looked at Xu Xiaobai seriously and asked, "Is this okay?"
That's great.Xu Xiaobai was very excited, and Lord Baling's voice would amaze everyone.
Xu Xiaobai thanked Mr. Baling, then quickly ran back and stuffed his apple into the backpack. This was the only electrical appliance, and the male god's red rice had already run out of battery.
When sleeping at night, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help asking Zhou Qingyan: "Can Lord Baling become a human?" Zhou Qingyan laid a mat on the stone, and answered this question: "How can I roast a rabbit without becoming a human?"
Xu Xiaobai kept dreaming of a monster with a human face and a snake body at night!
Waking up in a half-dream, Xu Xiaobai found that only the tip of the tail remained from Baling-Jun's snake slough.The male god has already gone out to hunt back a super big sika deer, cut off a deer leg for Xu Xiaobai, and left the rest for Mr. Baling.
Near noon, Lord Baling finally took off all the snakes.
Zhou Qingyan stuffed the super big sika deer into Mr. Baling's mouth. Mr. Baling rested with his eyes closed, and Xu Xiaobai went to clean up the snake slough that Mr. Baling pulled down from the river. It was a beautiful snake slough, blue and black. , embellished with a baby leopard print.
The snake slough is too big, it is very difficult for Xu Xiaobai to fold it, although the snake slough is very thin.It can only be rolled forward bit by bit. After the roll is finished, it is too big!
Xu Xiaobai turned his head and looked at the male god: "Shall we take them all away? What can we do with them? What can Mr. Baling's shed skin do?" Xu Xiaobai thought for a while: "Let's make sunscreen clothes, you two, I Two sets, two sets for Ms. Miao, and two sets for Mr. Baling, I don’t need much, I think it’s pretty good, the one with solid color is for us, and the one with leopard print is for Ms. Miao!”
He asked Zhou Qingyan: "How is it?"
Zhou Qingyan said with a smile: "Okay, then you can choose a suitable place, and we will leave the rest to Mr. Baling."
Xu Xiaobai happily took the sharp knife given by the male god to choose suitable materials.First of all, he had to unroll the snake slough that he had spent a long time rolling up.
Mr. Baling rested for a while, freed from exhaustion.He opened his eyes and said, "Sir, please do whatever you want. I will trouble you these few days, sir."
Zhou Qingyan looked at this huge snake, from the head to the tail, walked up to the tip of the snake's tail, stretched out and pinched the tip of the snake's tail lightly, and dropped the tip of the tail into Zhou Qingyan's hands .Although it is said to be a tip of the tail, it is not too small, a full ten centimeters long.
Zhou Qingyan held the tip of the short tail: "Mr. Baling sheds his skin a few more times, and the skin will grow back."
Lord Baling smiled: "Sir, you have a kind heart. Sir, I shed my skin once every 500 years, and I will probably be a bald and sharp-tailed snake for a long time."
Lord Baling turned into a person and sat cross-legged with Zhou Qingyan.
Xu Xiaobai went back with the selected snake, and found a person sitting cross-legged opposite the male god, my God, Xu Xiaobai looked at the person opposite Zhou Qingyan, is it really a fairy that fell from the sky, and finally knows how a gentleman is like Jade is what it feels like.
That person can only be Mr. Baling!It turns out that Mr. Baling is not a little monster with a human face and a snake body.
Mr. Baling's appearance and his voice are simply standard.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god sitting opposite Mr. Baling again, but the one he liked the most was the male god, which was an upgraded version of ashes that would never fade in his mind.
Hearing Xu Xiaobai's voice, Lord Baling smiled slightly at him: "I'll catch some rabbits, and I'll roast rabbit legs for you later, come and try my skill of roasting rabbit legs."
Mr. Baling was wearing an ancient long robe, which was from an unknown dynasty. It was very light and comfortable. When walking, the corners of the robe fluttered gently.The fluttering clothes corners disappeared into the deep forest.
Xu Xiaobai put the folded snake slough into the male god's backpack, especially wanting to gossip with the male god: "Mr. Baling is really good."
Zhou Qingyan agrees on this point: "It's really good." Eat!
Xu Xiaobai made an opinion to the male god: "Why don't we just cut off a small piece."
Zhou Qingyan said: "Ten centimeters long." Xu Xiaobai was startled, ten centimeters is very long, probably Mr. Baling is in pain!And catch rabbits for us!
When Mr. Baling came back from catching the rabbit, Xu Xiaobai always had a mentality of redemption, rushing to wash the rabbit and remove the internal organs. Killing the rabbit was done by a male god.
Lord Baling caught more than a dozen rabbits, which were very fat.The spices collected from the forest are touched on the rabbit's legs and roasted on the fire.
The fat of the rabbit's legs is dripping with oil, and while roasting, the golden fat drips down drop by drop.Xu Xiaobai asked Mr. Baling who was roasting rabbits: "Mr. Baling wants to go out with us?"
Lord Baling turned the rabbit's leg over and said, "I will stay here. The outside world is not suitable for me. I need mountains, rivers, and everything that grows naturally." Lord Baling took off the roasted rabbit leg, Wrapped in green leaves to avoid hot hands, handed one to Zhou Qingyan: "When I first came to this world, I saw everything in my eyes, TV, electricity, movies, and all kinds of human beings. This is enough, enough for me to know what I need. Life."
Zhou Qingyan took the rabbit leg and took a bite. Although it was also delicious, the rabbit leg was not as delicious as the one on Baling Mountain.
Xu Xiaobai also took his own one, took a bite, it was so delicious that he would swallow his tongue, it was so delicious, he had never eaten such delicious rabbit meat.
Xu Xiaobai couldn't stop, after a while, a rabbit's leg was eaten up, finally he had time to regret that Mr. Baling couldn't go out with them!
Zhou Qingyan stopped after eating a rabbit's leg: "Mr. Baling, I will come again next time I shed my skin."
Mr. Baling was born to belong to the mountains and forests. His figure in the mountains and forests is like a light dream, and he is a god in the deep forest.Xu Xiaobai looked at Lord Baling who was roasting rabbit legs: "What if I finish the clothes?"
Mr. Baling handed the second rabbit leg to Xu Xiaobai: "I'll ask you sir."
Zhou Qingyan thought about it: "Send China wolf pass, I don't know if there will be an extra postage."
Mr. Baling nodded: "Everything can be arranged by Mr., Mr. You still need to know that no matter what happens in the future, Ba Snake will always stand by your side. No matter what Mr.'s final choice is, it is right or wrong. , I am on the side of Mr., Mr. needs Ba Snake, so just send me a message."
Zhou Qingyan knew that Mr. Baling, who had been on his recipe all the time, only needed a message, and he would appear immediately, no matter where, any time, any request.
That's why I can't do it all the time!
Zhou Qingyan said to Ba Snake: "I probably have nothing to do with me in the future. I just want to eat delicious food and do a job. I am a small civil servant and I am waiting to retire to get a pension. I retired at the age of 65, isn’t it certain that I can live to retire at the age of 65?”
Mr. Baling accompanied Zhou Qingyan to tell jokes solemnly: "Yes, sir, you can only retire at the age of 65, but what is retirement? Is it eternal rest? Sir's life has no beginning and no end, will there be such a day?"
Xu Xiaobai felt that the words of these two people were full of clouds and mist, and he was a little full after eating the second roasted rabbit leg.Xu Xiaobai happily thanked Lord Baling: "Thank you, Lord Baling, for your hospitality. I didn't bring any presents. When I finish the clothes, I will give them to you. Don't be disgusted."
Lord Baling smiled: "I will not despise my snake slough."
It was really embarrassing, the present was made by Mr. Baling's own snake slough, Xu Xiaobai covered his face.Mr. Baling waved his wide sleeves, and the flames ignited even more vigorously: "I would also like to thank you for making my own snake slough into clothes so that I can keep it."
Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "You're welcome, you're welcome, I still want to thank Mr. Baling."
Mr. Baling nodded slightly to Xu Xiaobai, and asked Zhou Qingyan: "Mr. is leaving tomorrow. I hope that one day you will be free to come here as a guest. Although it is not as good as Baling Mountain, I will entertain you with the best food."
Zhou Qingyan nodded, now the situation is short of good wine to say goodbye!
Before dawn, Xu Xiaobai got on Baling Lord for the second time, and started to travel like a roller coaster. Baling Lord was very fast, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to the mountain where he saw Baling Lord.
Lord Baling put them down carefully: "I'll send you here, sir. I want to go back before dawn. Slow down, sir." Xu Xiaobai said goodbye to Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling, and they walked down the mountain road. Xiaobai couldn't help turning his head back, and saw that Lord Baling was still on the top of the mountain. It stood upright with its snake head and watched them go down the mountain from a distance. Xu Xiaobai turned his head while walking, until he saw Lord Baling disappeared.
Mr. Baling seems to respect the male god very much.
Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god walking in front with a big backpack and three roasted rabbit legs.The male god, he is indeed admirable and fascinating.
When I went down the mountain with the male god, I happened to catch up with others going up the mountain.Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan were resting on a flat ground halfway up the mountain. Someone first praised how delicious the roasted rabbit legs were, and then asked them which wild mountain they came from.Xu Xiaobai chuckled and didn't speak, in fact we turned over from the big mountain gate that was so high.
After going down the mountain, I took a taxi back to the entrance of the hotel. Zhou Qingyan's nose twitched, and then he said calmly to Xu Xiaobai, "Are you hungry? I'll go get some breakfast. What do you want?"
Xu Xiaobai smiled: "You can buy anything, I like to eat it." Zhou Qingyan told him: "Go back to the room and wait for me, go and give the roasted rabbit legs to Miss Miao and Kun."
Xu Xiaobai took the rabbit's leg and immediately ran upstairs, Zhou Qingyan turned and walked to the right.After 30 seconds, from the parking lot on the left of the hotel, Mr. Qiankun Zhao came over and went upstairs with the room card.I didn't come back all night. Although I know what the murderous monster looks like, yes, it is a monster, not a monster, but I can't figure out the law and origin of the monster after a long night. Random killings, and the heart is not eaten immediately. Hold it in the palm of your hand and take it away!
Zhao Qiankun went upstairs with two big dark circles under his eyes.Xu Xiaobai was running in front of him, they got off the elevator one after another on the same floor, but they didn't meet each other, Xu Xiaobai was already showing off with the rabbit leg and the little blue fish.
He waved the roasted rabbit legs back and forth on the small fish tank: "Look, roasted rabbit legs, do you want to eat it?" The little blue fish floated in the fish tank, unwavering in Xu Xiaobai's temptation.Xu Xiaobai put down the rabbit's leg: "Can't you smell it, it's really delicious, don't you want to eat it?"
The little blue fish jumped up with lightning speed, and swallowed the whole roasted rabbit leg, except for Xu Xiaobai's fingers!Xu Xiaobai quickly let go, the rabbit's leg fell into the little blue fish's stomach intact, it spit out a bone to the ground, and didn't bother to pay attention to Xu Xiaobai.
It's so simple!
Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to play with the little blue fish, he was really afraid that his fingers would be swallowed, so he honestly fed the other roasted rabbit leg to the little blue fish.
The male god came back with the buns and soy milk, Xu Xiaobai took the buns: "What kind of stuffing?" Zhou Qingyan answered him: "Chives, eggs, pork, and scallions, just eat leeks and eggs, and pork, scallions, feed the fish."
The steamed buns are very white, fluffy and soft, with clear pleats, there are eleven or twelve if not eighteen.The leeks are still fresh, but the pork is not flattering.When I went to buy steamed buns, Zhou Qingyan said that they only needed chive and egg buns, but there were not enough chive and egg buns, and the boss was too lazy to refund the money, so he added five meat buns, leek and egg cost [-] cents each, and meat buns cost [-] cents each. , the boss said generously: "There is no need to add money, I will pay you!"
It seemed that he took advantage of him, really, Zhou Qingyan only wanted leeks and eggs.He picked out the meat buns inside one by one and threw them into the fish tank: "I fed it the rabbit legs, how many did I feed?"
Xu Xiaobai sat on the sofa drinking soy milk, and took the steamed buns that Zhou Qingyan handed over: "I fed two, and gave one to Ms. Miao." He noticed that Zhou Qingyan bought a few bones in addition to breakfast.
Xu Xiaobai asked with a bun in his mouth: "What do you buy the bones for? What kind of bones are these?"
Zhou Qingyan took the bones aside: "Pig bones, Ba snake has them, but the elephant bones haven't been assembled yet, let's make pig bones, I really dare not go to the zoo to kill elephants."
Xu Xiaobai forgot to chew the bun with his mouth in his mouth, is this a counterfeit product?
While taking off his clothes, Zhou Qingyan said: "The bone is not very important, and it doesn't matter whether it was born in three years or not. The important thing is the snake. The snake is so big that people only dare to pick its teeth and wisdom. The snake is like a bone." In fact, there are only elephant bones produced by Ba snake."
Xu Xiaobai didn't hear him at all, he stared dumbfounded at the male god's naked upper body, covered his nose with his hands, chewed the bun quickly and swallowed it, and then ran out quickly.Zhou Qingyan was startled by his series of reactions, only to see Xu Xiaobai rush out like the wind, and slammed the door shut.
Xu Xiaobai leaned against the male god's door, stretched out his hand to look at his palm, he really had a nosebleed!He couldn't help roaring in his heart, oh my god, my god, my god, he is the kind of person who can get rich by relying on his face and figure, and be listed in the top ten of Forbes!
Xu Xiaobai returned to his room after taking a shower, and went to bed early to reflect on the figure of the male god. He was a little excited when he thought about it, but people came to change the sheets every day in the hotel. Thinking about the scene when the cleaning staff came in to collect the sheets tomorrow, Xu Xiaobai went in to wash them again. After taking a cold shower, I shivered from the cold in the air-conditioned room, and quickly jumped into the quilt to catch up on sleep.
Zhou Qingyan wakes up Xu Xiaobai.This sleep time was not short, Xu Xiaobai was sitting in front of the computer in the hotel, Zhou Qingyan was standing behind him.Xu Xiaobai opened the email, and the reply person chose Xuanyuanfen Daji.
Zhou Qingyan knocked on the table and said, "Write."
Following Zhou Qingyan's words, Xu Xiaobai wrote: After Daji in Xuanyuan's tomb, the bones of the Snake and Elephant are ready, and the sharks are ready, and they will be here at eight o'clock tonight.
Stopping here, Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan's finger pointed at the eight o'clock on the screen.Zhou Qingyan asked Ms. Miao: "Go and arrange a family banquet in Cheng's mansion, just tonight, and the venue will be cleared tonight."
This Ms. Miao knows about Cheng's family banquet. This is a restaurant in a family-style mansion. It has been passed down in the family style for about two or three hundred years.It was really too simple a task for the cat demon to arrange a family banquet in Cheng's mansion. Ms. Miao shook the big waves and walked out gracefully with her waist twisted.
Zhou Qingyan pointed to the screen: "I'll meet you at Cheng's family banquet at eight o'clock tonight."
Xu Xiaobai typed the words "Meet at Cheng's Family Banquet" on the back, and clicked send.
Ms. Miao was standing in front of the Cheng Mansion's family banquet. She was wearing a black tight-fitting lace dress and a black wide-brimmed hat. The black veil hanging from the hat covered half of her face, revealing only her bright red lips. , she pasted a piece of A4 paper on the door of the Cheng Mansion's family banquet that was not welcoming guests.
Ms. Miao pushed open the door of Zhumen. The waiter in Tang suit stared at Ms. Miao for a moment, and asked diligently: "Hello, do you have an appointment? We need to make an appointment in advance. If you have an appointment, please tell me. I'll let you know your appointment number, if you don't have one, you can make an appointment at the front desk."
Ms. Miao smiled slightly at the waiter: "Thank you." The waiter only saw a bright red lip move, and a strange fragrance filled the air, making people dizzy, and the waiter fell to the ground in an instant.Ms. Miao dragged him to the next counter and blessed him: "Sweet dream."
Ms. Miao walked to the front desk and greeted the two beauties. The two beauties fell to the ground at the same time. Ms. Miao pushed open the door of the dining hall.The weird aroma spread quickly in the hall, and all the people who were eating in the dining hall turned their heads to look at Ms. Miao, only to see a red lip, which made people dizzy.
The people in the dining hall were put down, and Ms. Miao put down the kitchen, private room, office staff and boss in turn. In less than 10 minutes, the entire Cheng family banquet was brought down.Ms. Miao took off her veil: "It's really suffocating this old lady." She walked to the bathroom, took out a pack of wet wipes, and carefully wiped off the red lipstick on her mouth.
I closed my mouth and washed it with soap four or five times, then took out a new tube of lipstick from my bag and put it on.Ms. Miao praised, not to mention, the corpse oil ecstasy ointment developed by Hanba Company is indeed very useful. The Tiangou store is honest, and China Wolfcom is also very good. It arrives in two hours and is valid for 24 hours. I wish you sweet dreams.
Ms. Miao felt that the only side effect was that she would be so sick that she couldn't eat for two days!
Ms. Miao put people into four private rooms according to men, women and children.She stood in the yard and meowed, and soon a large group of wild cats swarmed into the family banquet from all directions, eating all the food on the table and licking the plates clean , and then retreated silently.
When the cat was cleaning up the uneaten leftovers from the guests on the table, Ms. Miao turned on the retro gramophone of the Cheng family banquet, picked out a record and put it on it. After a while, the singing voice of the singer from old Shanghai sounded clear .
The cat disappeared completely, and Ms. Miao even wrapped the dishes and dishes licked clean by the cat with a tablecloth, put each table into a private room, and spread a new tablecloth.
It was all cleaned up in less than half an hour.
Ms. Miao looked at the huge retro-style swinging wall clock on the wall of Chengfu's family banquet. The current time is 45:15, [-] minutes before the arrival of Mr. Miao. Ms. Miao took out a pack of perfume from her bag and sprayed it a few times , and put a bouquet of fake golden sunflowers into a gilt hollowed-out silver vase and put it on the table.
The door was knocked regularly.Ms. Miao looked at the wall clock, the time is now [-]:[-], who will come at this time?Ms. Miao stood up, put on her hat, got up and opened the door angrily.
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