Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Han Manzi, Xu Xiaobai spit out boiled water from his mouth, he couldn't help but think of that hot-eyed web drama, oh my god, he actually watched all of that hot-eyed web drama!

Now the protagonist's face with hairline protruding across the sky has been floating in front of Xu Xiaobai's eyes, accompanied by the panting voice of the girl, don't, don't, don't.Xu Xiaobai still remembers that from the moment he appeared on the stage, he was stared at by Han Manzi's actor, and his mentally retarded eyes seemed to be drooling all the time.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing, he raised his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, I just remembered something that I shouldn't think of, and I just couldn't help laughing."

Compared with the male protagonist with a big bump and buck teeth, Manman is still a stunning beauty even if half of his face is not good-looking.

Manman silently thought in his heart, can someone finish talking seriously.

Zhou Qingyan was very curious, and asked softly: "What is so funny, what do you remember?"

Xu Xiaobai told him: "When we are free, let's watch an online drama together. It's so good that you can die laughing. Let me tell you, every episode is a comedy."

Manman looked very gentle and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Then let me continue, Xiaoman named himself Han Manzi."

Manman doesn't care about names. A monster doesn't care if it has a name or not. It can have a name, such as Mr. Jiuqing, or it can have no name, such as Mr. Kun, but it doesn't matter if it has a name or not. Being able to be a power has nothing to do with it.

But Xiaoman is different. Xiaoman likes everything in the world, lively streets, gorgeous clothes, and men in the world.

Manman couldn't understand all this, he wanted to leave the busy world to continue his practice, but Xiaoman didn't want to, Xiaoman wanted to stay here.

They were originally monsters with two ends and one body, and they couldn't be separated. At night, they would change into their original shapes every day and start quarreling.Manman poured himself a glass of wine: "I have a disagreement with Xiaoman." The scene of the disagreement was very interesting, they only had two wings, one was flying eastward, and the other was flying westward. Struggling for a while, still standing still.

Manman has never realized that Xiaoman is a passionate bird. She likes to sit at the door and listen to the sound of raindrops falling from the door frame when it rains heavily, and also likes to sit at the door and listen to the yelling from outside.Xiaoman doesn't like looking in the mirror, because he has seen what women in the world say is beautiful and ugly.

Manman still doesn't understand it very well, he asked Zhou Qingyan very puzzled: "Who taught us to distinguish between beauty and ugliness, what is beauty and what is ugliness, do monsters also need beauty and ugliness?" There is no beauty and ugliness in Manman's world , they have been male Manman and female Manman together since birth, and they are the prettiest in each other's hearts.

Beauty and ugliness, Zhou Qingyan thought about it and replied: "The beauty and ugliness of each monster are always different. Maybe what you think is beautiful is ugly, maybe what you think is ugly is beautiful, and you can't generalize."

Manman drank the wine in the glass: "Xiaoman felt that he was ugly, so he hid his face under his hair." After Manman finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to lift up half of his hair, revealing Xiaoman's face. faces come.

In the eyes of the world, Xiaoman is really ugly. At this moment, Xiaoman has his eyes closed. Xu Xiaobai noticed that Xiaoman had never spoken. He stared at Xiaoman's face, and suddenly whispered to Zhou Qingyan: " Is that Xiaoman dead?"

Zhou Qingyan answered Xu Xiaobai in a low voice: "Maybe, but it seems not yet."

Manman's hearing is not bad, and he said to Zhou Qingyan: "I haven't killed Xiaoman yet, this time I want to ask my husband to separate me from Xiaoman."

After hearing this request, Zhou Qingyan found it a bit difficult.Manman continued: "I am very distressed now. Xiaoman met Chen Qian during the war, and fell in love with Chen Qian at first sight ever since."

But Xiaoman felt that his appearance was ugly, so Manman said: "I strongly oppose it, but Xiaoman has made up his mind." Lovebird opened his eyes and thought about it all night, but there was still no better solution. One body, it's not that he didn't want to kill Xiaoman, but if Xiaoman died, Xiaoman's internal organs in the same body would fester, and if Xiaoman's internal organs festered, he would not be able to survive either. .

This is exactly where Zhou Qingyan finds it difficult. Manman has two heads, and the viscera of the two monsters are also entangled in the same body, making it inseparable.

This time it is not the director of Quick Knife Chef who can solve the problem.

Xu Xiaobai thought in his heart that if this were placed among ordinary human beings, it would be just a couple with no feelings. The wife fell in love with another person and wanted to pursue it. The husband had a very noble personal pursuit, and eventually the relationship broke down and divorced each to pursue happiness.

But it is very difficult for Manman, because they are one body, and it is impossible for a wife to bring her husband to remarry, or a husband to bring his wife and his wife's lover to practice.

The snow outside is getting heavier and heavier, and the sound of brushing is especially obvious in such a quiet room.

Mr. Luan was already feeling a little drunk. While listening to Manman's words, Mr. Luan couldn't help but drink one cup at a time. His cultivation base was no better than before, and his drinking capacity had also decreased, so he closed his half-closed eyes from time to time. .

Lu Wu was still listening carefully, and he asked Manman: "Later, how did you resolve the conflict between you and Xiaoman?"

Manman seems to be recalling how the conflict between him and Xiaoman was resolved.He said: "It was not resolved. I had another big fight with Xiaoman that day, and then I was a little sleepy, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found something was wrong. I really don't know what Xiaoman did, or learned What a horrible thing, Xiaoman and I could only maintain the human form at that time, and we used to think separately and discuss something together, but now only Xiaoman can make the decision."

The legendary Han Manzi has served Emperor Chen Wen for more than ten years and has always been favored. Emperor Chen Wen loves his appearance, cherishes his talent, and always keeps him by his side.

However, that kind of feeling is not good for Manman. He is accompanied by Chen Wendi, but he is sober. It is really not a good feeling to accompany a man soberly with his own body. Xiaoman is happy Among them, however, for him, there is some suffering.

Manman said: "At that time, it was okay to hope that Emperor Chen Wendi would die, or that Xiaoman would die all the time."

Chen Wendi was seriously ill, Xiaoman rescued Chen Wendi with his own strength, he seized the opportunity and suppressed the weak Xiaoman, from then on he took the dominant position among the two monsters.

Manman said sadly: "Xiaoman's attendant Chen Wendi has always shown people with half of his face, and the other half of his face is wearing a silver mask. Chen Wendi is seriously ill and almost died. From time to time, I regret that I didn't take Chen Wendi. kill."

Emperor Chen Wen is still alive!Xu Xiaobai felt as if he was listening to a mythological drama, he hummed, and expressed his opinion: "Wait, you mean, you are not Han Manzi, Han Manzi is Xiaoman, but Xiaoman uses your body and appearance, So you slept with Emperor Wen Wen for many years, and Emperor Wen Chen is still alive?"

Oh my god, I know something amazing. In fact, the event I participated in tonight is about revealing the secrets of history. However, thinking of the legendary unofficial history, Han Manzi was able to narrowly escape death by virtue of his beauty. Look, it's entirely possible.Xu Xiaobai raised his hands: "Wait."

He ran back to his room, found a marker pen and a notepad, ran out and handed it to Manman: "Can I sign it, please? Well, sign it here, and just write Han Manzi." Xu Xiaobai turned his head He asked the male god again: "Is this an antique?"

The male god looked at Manman's signature: "Simplified characters, I guess it doesn't count." Xu Xiaobai was a little disappointed, but it doesn't matter if it's not an antique, as long as there is a signature.

Manman signed his name and handed the pen and paper to Xu Xiaobai. He respectfully said to Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, I beg you to separate me from Xiaoman for two reasons. One is that Xiaoman used his own power to save the seriously ill After Chen Wendi, I will die at any time, but Xiaoman dies, and I cannot survive. Now Xiaoman is dying, and now I am only relying on my strength to maintain it. Absorption, no matter how far away Chen Wendi will always feel the presence of Xiaoman, you must know that it has been a long time since Chen Wendi woke up. "It has been a long time since Chen Wendi woke up Manman has been chased by Emperor Chen Wen for a long time. He walked through the vast desert, the misty and rainy Jiangnan, the cold mountains, and the vast sea. In the near future, Chen Wendi will pass by one by one. Jiangnan, cold and deep, the vast sea.

Emperor Wen Wen followed Man Man closely, never leaving, never giving up.Manman said: "My strength can no longer support Xiaoman, I hope Mr. can separate me from Xiaoman."

Separate him from Xiaoman, there is still a ray of life, and he can get rid of Chen Wendi's pursuit.

Emperor Chen Wen is chasing Manman, and Manman is also looking for Mr. Jiuqing. You must know that if there is still a force in this world that separates him from Xiaoman, then it must be Mr. Jiuqing.

He has been to the desert, to the sea, to the south of the Yangtze River, to the north of Saibei, and finally saw the broad back of Mr. Kun.Manman believed in his heart that this must be a kind of fate, so Manman landed on Mr. Kun's broad back, and was slapped by Mr. Kun's raised fish tail like a mosquito. Mr. Kun put it in his pocket as a prey.

Manman said to Mr. Jiuqing: "Sir, let's see..." He didn't finish speaking, and was interrupted by Mr. Kun again, Mr. Kun was still able to focus on the TV series, and said: "Mr. agreed .”

Mr. agreed to something, Zhou Qingyan went to see Mr. Kun, and Mr. Kun was already watching TV as if nothing had happened.Manman is very smart, and smiled slightly: "Thank you sir, I hope you can separate me from Xiaoman as soon as possible."

It was snowing too hard outside, and the soil mole hanging from the big willow tree outside could no longer be seen, Manman said: "Otherwise, the snow will get bigger and bigger, and tomorrow the city will be buried in the snow, and I will leave A moment here, the snow will continue for a moment."

Xu Xiaobai also followed Manman to see the snow outside, the snow was too heavy.Putting Manman's fingers on the table, he felt Emperor Chen Wen's footsteps. Maybe in two or three days, Emperor Chen Wen would step on this snow to find Han Manzi in his mind.

Did Han Manzi ever exist?For Manman, Han Manzi in Chen Wendi's mind does not exist, he is a fantasy formed by Xiaoman's mind, his own appearance and body.

Does Chen Wendi like a man or a woman?

Do you love Han Manzi's appearance or soul?

Maybe even Emperor Chen Wen didn't know it himself.

Xu Xiaobai fell in love with Mr. Kun who continued to watch TV, and here he is again. After all, I had an affair with Mr. Kun!What is behind the scenes?

Xu Xiaobai knocked and asked Zhou Qingyan: "Have you ever had anything with Manman?"

Zhou Qingyan thought about it, and said softly to Xu Xiaobai: "I won't tell you."

It was so annoying, Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pinched the male god's waist, but he didn't move, the flesh on the male god's waist was really too hard, his lower abdominal muscles were leveraged.

The male god smiled and held Xu Xiaobai's hand: "I don't like birds." I only like bird meat!

Man Man's meat is really great. If the Man Man's male and female are separated, the male god leaned back in the chair: "Life is a matter of life and death, I can help with this, man, you have to get out of here immediately." There will be no end to such a vast snowfall, Zhou Qingyan continued: "Die, your flesh will be eaten by me."

Mr. Luan had already fallen asleep on the table, only Lu Wu listened to Manman's story quietly, and he commented objectively: "Xiaoman did the right thing, Emperor Chen Wen didn't make any mistakes, and you are innocent, anyway. Everyone has no mistakes, but if there are no mistakes mixed together, there will be right and wrong."

Lu Wu finally concluded: "It's weird."

Zhou Qingyan stood up and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go and get the rubber gloves from home. They are the piles of blue gloves that my neighbor sent home last time when the glove factory closed down." Xu Xiaobai still remembered that the neighbor sent a pair of gloves. There are a lot of blue plastic gloves. I usually wear them for hygiene or something, but now I don’t care about hygiene. What blue gloves do I need?Xu Xiaobai asked: "What do you use that for?"

The male god replied: "Don't all doctors wear gloves?"

Xu Xiaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, did the co-author want to improve Manman's personal hygiene?Give me a break.

Xu Xiaobai heard that the matter of Manman was quite mysterious, so he hurriedly put up Han Manzi's signature, fearing that it would become a must if he was not careful.Xu Xiaobai said, "Do you need me to vacate a room?"

The male god shook his head: "No need, I think the kitchen is fine." He raised his head and asked Manman: "What do you think?"

Mr. Ken agreed, the kitchen is indeed very good!So Manman nodded: "The kitchen is also pretty good."

Xu Xiaobai still found out the plastic gloves packed in the cardboard box, picked out a pair of clean ones and handed them to the male god.

The male god looks really handsome in gloves.Xu Xiaobai looked at the gloved posture of the male god and couldn't help but say cool, this posture reminded Xu Xiaobai of the strange doctor Jack, if he had a scalpel in his hand, he would become Sebastian, no matter which one Xu Xiaobai was so fascinated that he didn't want it.

However, what the male god asked was: "The chopping board in our house is still quiet, do you think it can hold Man Man on our chopping board?"

Xu Xiaobai reckoned for a while, he couldn't put it down in human form, and it would be quite choking if he turned into a bird.

Xu Xiaobai guessed for a while: "Well, I think the chopping board is quite unhygienic, wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, Xu Xiaobai ran into the kitchen by himself, mopped the floor clean, and then thought that Manman was uncomfortable lying on the floor, so he went to the room to take out a thin blanket and spread it on the floor. The membrane was carefully laid out, and I felt that it was clean and comfortable.

Zhou Qingyan watched the object running back and forth, and waited for a while before hearing Xu Xiaobai shouting in the kitchen: "Okay, okay, you can bring Mr. Manman in."

Zhou Qingyan led Manman into the kitchen and saw a thin blanket covered with plastic wrap, although it was redundant, but seeing the object's face begging for praise, Zhou Qingyan kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead and praised him: "Good job. "

Man Man calmly stood aside, looking at Mr. and Mr. Xiao with sharp eyes.