Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Snake Elephant Bone Soup

Is it time for lunch so soon?Xu Xiaobai looked at the time on his phone, it was already 11:30, it was time for lunch.

Zhao Qiankun had already found a place to eat a bowl of Liangpi, and he told the boss to put more sesame sauce instead of chili, but the boss was getting old, so he heard that he put more chili instead of sesame sauce, this bowl of Liangpi was eaten, Zhao Qiankun felt His lips have been perfectly curled at a [-]-degree right angle.

After eating the cold noodle, Zhao Qiankun drove back to pick up Zhou Qingyan on a business trip, and when he got outside the gate, the gate was tightly closed, he pushed hard and locked the door.Zhao Qiankun kicked the door vigorously: "Xiao Zhou, you bastard, open the door quickly, open the door, I want to deduct your salary, next month, next month, next month, all deducted, I am so mad, oh, so mad .” After kicking for a long time, even those who could only speak did not come out.Obviously, Xiao Zhou let him go.

After kicking back and forth a few times, the soles of his feet hurt. Zhao Qiankun squatted on the ground and smoked a cigarette, and extinguished the cigarette on the edge of the flower bed. Zhao Qiankun embarked on the investigation road alone. Send a message to Zhou Qingyan: Xiao Zhou, can someone do something, I want to fire you from public office on behalf of the organization.

Zhou Qingyan heard the phone beep twice, but didn't care.He was staring at a group of bastards in a fish tank.This is a fish tank with two floors and four grids, and there are four or five bastards in each grid.The male god stared at Wang Ba very carefully, Xu Xiaobai put down the menu in his hand and followed suit.The bastards in the grid are in various poses, some are lazily lying in their shells, some are staring at two little mung beans, and some are stretching out their paws and scratching the glass of.

Xu Xiaobai thought they were all quite big, so he pointed to the biggest one with the yellow shell: "I want this one. I think this one is the biggest. It looks very energetic as it keeps scratching the glass."

The male god glanced at the bastard that Xu Xiaobai was pointing at: "That's a female, a bit old, and the meat quality is not good." The male god squatted down, pointed to a corner of the glass tank on the second floor and said, "I want it, give it to me." I take it out."

Xu Xiaobai looked over, there was only a shell no bigger than a palm left in the corner of the glass jar, the head and feet were shrunk in the shell, it was too small.The waiter’s opinion was the same as Xu Xiaobai’s: “Sir, this one is too small. The turtle weighs about 0.75 kilograms. It’s the most suitable one. The one you just selected is indeed a bit big, but there are many more suitable ones.” ?"

The male god insisted on his opinion: "I want this one."

I just heard it on the street.This city is so prosperous, demons live in the human world, people live in the demon world, human beings demonize demons, and with a marriage certificate, there are transvestites, or demons.

The taste is not very good, but you can eat enough, helpless, no matter if you are a demon, a demon, or a ladyboy, you all have a residence permit.

The male god looked at the timid little bastard in the fish tank, like this kind of monster who is about to become a monster, or who will become a monster illegally after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is really a rare delicacy.I smelled it on the street just now, a faint smell that is about to be perfect, so I have to go to this restaurant to eat seafood.This is bastard, although he looks young, he is not young, at least over 200 years old.

The customer insisted that the waiter could only follow God's will, and took a small net to pick up the bastard in the fish tank, saying, "This bastard has been raised for almost half a year. It's the best food, but it doesn't grow. It's been sold all the time." Don't go out." The bastard suddenly stretched out its neck, hands and feet, and the little mung bean glanced at the waiter, and smashed the fish tank, the fish tank was broken violently, and the entire two-story fish tank was shattered!The bastard fell to the ground, the water spilled out, and he crawled all over the place.

The waiter yelled in fright, the sandals were full of shards of glass, and the pierced feet were bleeding, and he had no time to care about the bastards who were crawling around.

Xu Xiaobai saw the little bastard running towards the revolving door quickly, the speed was faster than the rabbit, if it was a race with the rabbit, it would swell the rabbit's face.

The male god's long legs were faster, he walked over in a few steps, and reached out to grab the little bastard's shell.

Xu Xiaobai's eyes stared straight, this is Xiaobai who is actually a monster!God, there is a feeling that all the dishes on my menu have become perfect.

Ms. Miao has already ordered a large table of crabs, lobsters, and sea fish.The male god carried the little bastard to the table, fearing that it would escape again, and threw it into the little blue fish's tank.The little blue fish spat out a bubble, and faced the little bastard who had just been thrown in, as if about to fight.

I was so embarrassed, in order not to be hungry, I ate a bastard and broke the family's fish tank, Zhou Qingyan hurried over, took the broom from the waiter, and sincerely apologized: "I'm really sorry, let me clean it. "

The manager was also very embarrassed: "Don't, it's because the fish tank is not strong, it's okay, it's okay, it didn't hurt you, I'm so sorry."

Holding the iron dustpan in his hands, Xu Xiaobai thought silently, how strong is a fish tank that can withstand the impact of monsters.The male god took the iron dustpan to pour out the glass slag. Xu Xiaobai sat at the table and stared at the small fish tank. The little bastard inside was waiting for the two mung beans to tearfully look at the little blue fish. Xu Xiaobai felt that this little bastard I'm about to cry.

He asked Ms. Miao: "Is this bastard about to cry?"

Ms. Miao waved: "I don't care, I just want to ask the husband when we can serve dinner. I have wiped my halazi three times."

The male god walked over after taking out the trash and washing his hands: "Who do you think is going to cry?"

Xu Xiaobai turned his head and pointed at the little bastard: "It." The male god looked carefully for a while, and suddenly said two words: "Stupid." Zhou Qingyan almost couldn't laugh or cry. Praise as deep as the sea: You are the most beautiful fish I have ever seen, and your blue is like the sea, which fascinates me.

Since Kun's failure in Huapeng, he was absolutely stunned by lightning. His IQ was already below the warning line, so he wagged his tail shyly and shook the three hairs on his head.

In order to prevent the pair of bastards from seeing each other, Zhou Qingyan reached out to fish out the little bastard.Xiao Wangba reluctantly bids farewell to Kun: My beautiful Zhu Yeli, farewell forever.

I also know Juliet, this is a cultured bastard.

Xu Xiaobai knocked on its shell with disposable chopsticks: "Whether it's steamed or stewed, it's so small, let's stew it."

With his legs on the ground, Xiao Wangba made a prostration gesture towards Zhou Qingyan.Xu Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore: "Why don't you eat it, it's poor." The little blue fish was indignant, sucked enough water and sprayed a big mouthful at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan wiped the water off his face, and the little blue fish was glaring at him, as if the boat of friendship was about to capsize.

Losing a friend with a low IQ for a full meal doesn't seem like a good deal.Zhou Qingyan said to the little bastard in his hand: "Can you repeat what you just said to this fish again, and I won't eat you. Look more affectionately, okay?"

Xiao Wangba nodded quickly.Zhou Qingyan took out his Redmi mobile phone and handed it to Xu Xiaobai: "Can you record the love between this bastard and Kun? It's best to upload it on the Internet. I'm not very good at it." If the IQ is normal, I must show it to Kun.

Xu Xiaobai was about to laugh, the love between bastard and Kun!The aesthetic of this little blue fish is so unique!

Xiao Wangba once again said his love words to Xiao Lanyu affectionately, and Xu Xiaobai's camera cuts were in place.He is sure that once it is passed on, everyone will be overwhelmed by the love of this pair of Wang Bayu.

The little blue fish patted the shark's fin shyly, held a piece of fish scale in its mouth and handed it to Xiao Wangba.

Xiao Wang Ba was at a loss, and turned to look at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan felt sorry for it: "Take it away, I won't pursue your illegal becoming a monster. This may be your life-saving thing in the future. Kunpeng can lift you to the sky with one wing."

Xu Xiaobai pressed the upload button using the restaurant's WiFi.Zhou Qingyan has already started to eat. Ms. Miao gnawed a crab. The male god has already eaten up Xu Xiaobai's salary for a year, but he still thoughtfully left the biggest lobster and crab to Xu Xiaobai.

Xiao Wangba was also thrown in the fish tank to develop a relationship with Little Blue Fish.