Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chopped Pepper Fat Fish Head

After finishing this, Zhou Qingyan walked to the coffee table, looked at the mess on the table, and picked out the fish head. The fish bone was too big to put in the trash can.Zhou Qingyan broke it hard, broke off the large fish bone and threw it into the trash can.Put the empty wine bottle in the kitchen, take a rag from under the coffee table, and wipe the table clean.

I packed up several large bags of garbage bags, tied the bags to the mouth, and carried them outside the door.

Zhou Qingyan went back to sleep with the fish tank in his arms.The fish tank was still placed on the window sill, and he lay flat on the bed with his hands on his abdomen. After a while, he heard the sound of the garbage bag outside, the sound of being opened by something, and the sound of silent, light footsteps.

Zhou Qingyan closed his eyes. He only needed the smell to confirm that it was a cat demon with many followers. The fish bones were taken away, and he hoped that it could be cleaned up.

Xu Xiaobai's head hurts, it feels like someone hit him with a stick in the back of the head, he rolled around the room with his pillow in his arms, lying flat on the bed, feeling like a thunderbolt in his heart.

Xu Xiaobai covered his eyes with his hands, even though he was drunk, he still clearly remembered the scene of holding the male god's hand to fly, and lying on the bed and flying with the male god, it was really stupid.

The curtains were not drawn when going to sleep yesterday, Xu Xiaobai saw the sun from the window was already very strong, he wanted to take out his phone to check the time, but found that the phone was out of battery.

The room was so hot that every time he moved he would sweat, but Xu Xiaobai still didn't want to move, he lay lazily on the bed, only three words in his mind were stupid.

The water on the ground was almost dry, but there was still no water or electricity. When Xu Xiaobai came out of the toilet, he felt that the smell of the toilet would not go away for a long time.

Zhou Qingyan was tidying up the messy yard, pulling out all the loofah and vine cucumber stands planted in the yard, and cleaning them out.He didn't know where to find a big plastic bag, and while stacking the loofah and rattan cucumber racks, he picked up the garbage on the ground into the big plastic bag.

The place he cleaned out was spotless.

Xu Xiaobai patted his face, took a deep breath, just took a step, then retracted, silently thinking that I am really stupid.To cheer himself up again, Xu Xiaobai cheered himself up, opened the door, and said to Zhou Qingyan who was picking up trash, "Hi, it's so early, hehe."

It was getting late, Zhou Qingyan looked at the sun, his feet stepped into the mud, the mud slid in and out along the toes, and there was a crackling sound when he lifted his feet.

He greeted Xu Xiaobai: "Morning."

Xu Xiaobai wanted to go down the steps: "I'll go down and clean up too."

Zhou Qingyan picked up all the rubbish into a big plastic bag: "I'll come by myself, the bottom is dirty, clean it up before you come down, how about you go and cook something to eat?"

Xu Xiaobai stood on the steps and nodded, then ran into the kitchen to cook.In fact, it is quite worrying. I had such a luxurious meal yesterday, and today I feel a little deprived of water and cooking.

Xu Xiaobai ran out of the kitchen and asked, "Do you want to eat anything?"

Zhou Qingyan just finished eating a big fish head last night, and he wasn't very hungry: "Let's cook less. If you're not very hungry in the morning, let's have some porridge."

Xu Xiaobai hummed and ran to the kitchen to cook porridge.After cooking, he came out and called the male god to eat, and found that the yard had been cleaned up.

After eating, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help smelling the bighead and bighead carp hanging on the wall while washing the dishes. In such a hot day, without a refrigerator, the meat would stink.

No smell at all.Yokai meat is amazing.

The whole yard was empty, only the vines were still green, and the room was extremely hot, so Xu Xiaobai took out a summer mat and spread it on the ground, laying on the mat with a wet towel on his head, thinking: "What do you want to plant again?" Well, the yard is empty and ugly."

Zhou Qingyan was not familiar with what crops could be planted at this time, so he said based on his own feeling, "Strawberries."

Strawberry 1 Does the male god like to eat strawberries? Xu Xiaobai turned his head to look at Zhou Qingyan who was lying on the mat with a wet towel on his head: "Do you like strawberries too? I also like strawberries. Then we have to plan carefully."

After speaking, Xu Xiaobai ran barefoot to the room to get a pen and paper.

Zhou Qingyan lay on the mat and thought, in fact, he doesn't like eating strawberries, and the taste of strawberries is getting worse and worse.I just think strawberries are very suitable for Xu Xiaobai.

Xu Xiaobai came out with a pen and paper and lay down on the mat to start planning. He divided the yard into four parts on the paper, pointed to the largest one and said, "Is it okay to grow strawberries in this one?"

Zhou Qingyan stared at the area he drew: "OK, can I eat strawberries this year?"

Xu Xiaobai felt that the strawberries had been taken off the shelves now, so he said uncertainly: "We can't eat them anymore, but we can eat next year's ones together, do you think it's okay?" He looked at Zhou Qingyan expectantly.

Zhou Qingyan nodded, pointed to the largest piece and said, "Then plant strawberries and eat them next year, and they will definitely be full of big and sweet strawberries."

Next year, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but slapped the paper on his face and laughed.Next year's strawberries can be eaten with the male god, so will the male god keep it until next year.Xu Xiaobai laughed enough: "Then what are the rest?"

It’s too late to plant anything at this time, so let’s plant something that is easy to live in. Xu Xiaobai said: “Let’s plant a piece of perilla. The perilla leaves can be put on small peppers to make a side dish with porridge. The perilla seeds are delicious. .”

It was settled like this, one piece was planted with perilla, and the rest Xu Xiaobai thought for a while with a pen in his mouth, only to think of planting some leeks, Zhou Qingyan came up with an idea, and the remaining piece was planted with Chinese cabbage.

Xu Xiaobai felt that the planning of the yard was really perfect.

When water and electricity came, Xu Xiaobai held his nose and cleaned the toilet thoroughly, cleaning the whole house inside and out.The water and electricity came suddenly, the phone kept charging, and when the screen lit up, Xu Xiaobai was so happy that he almost jumped up.

Dividing the remaining half of bighead and bighead carp in the kitchen and freezing them in the refrigerator, Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan rushed to the morning market at six o'clock in the morning to buy some vegetable seedlings.

When we arrived at the morning market, I don't know if it was affected by the heavy rain. I always felt that there were not as many things as before. Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan walked to the head of the morning market and found a shop selling perilla. Xu Xiaobai bought fifty Trees, and finally gave away one.

I bought a few packs of leek and cabbage seeds, but couldn't find any strawberry seedlings, so Xu Xiaobai planned to buy them online.

When returning home, Zhou Qingyan took a fancy to the green apricots in a basket at home. The apricots were placed in a bamboo basket so green and green, with the crispness of the morning, and acid water would flow out from between the teeth.

Three catties for ten yuan, I bought green apricots for ten yuan, and Zhou Qingyan carried them in his hand.There were very few people on the bus in the morning, and the two of them sat in a seat by the window, Xu Xiaobai was curious: "What do you want such a green apricot for?"

Zhou Qingyan wiped off the fluff on Xing'er, handed one to Xu Xiaobai, and then wiped one by himself.Holding the green apricot, Xu Xiaobai heard Zhou Qingyan put it into his mouth and make a crisp sound when he bit it down, the saliva immediately overflowed his mouth, it really felt too sour.

Back home, in the early morning, Zhou Qingyan drew a straight line with three wooden sticks, along the straight line, shoveled a hole with a hoe not far away, Xu Xiaobai put the perilla in it, and buried it with soil.A hole and a perilla were planted in, and the perilla stood in the yard with a drooping head.

Sprinkling leek seeds and cabbage seeds, Zhou Qingyan unscrewed the water pipe in the yard and poured a layer of water.Xu Xiaobai sat on the steps and watched Zhou Qingyan watering. The male god seemed to be a master at everything, and he was really handsome when watering.

Xu Xiaobai washed out a few green apricots, and there was half a chilled watermelon in the refrigerator.He asked, "Drink water?"

Zhou Qingyan put the shovel on his shoulder: "I want something sweet."

Xu Xiaobai said: "Then I'll make some mung bean and lily soup, how about adding rock sugar?"

Zhou Qingyan also thought it was good, nodded and said, "Excellent, then add rock sugar."

It feels like the whole yard, the whole mood is new. When sleeping at night, Xu Xiaobai always wakes up with a smile. After waking up with a smile, he can’t help but go crazy and show off in his circle of friends: I think my prehistoric power is about to explode.

It didn't take long for the circle of friends to reply, and many people replied that the dirt of the little virgin can only be removed with strong cleaning powder.Or, is the little virgin going to take off his virginity, using your right hand?There are still people who are asking whether the Shamat Cult still recruits, and I don't think it's too expensive for the admission fee.

This group of people is really filthy, Xu Xiaobai silently stuffed his phone under his pillow, thinking proudly that there are only two leaders and deputy leaders in Shamat Cult.

Basil is really full of vitality. When it was first planted, it was still drooping, but within two days it straightened up straight. When the wind blows, purple and green alternate, and the growth is gratifying.The leek seeds and cabbage seeds next to it have not sprouted yet.

Everything is fine, just suffering from no income.

Xu Xiaobai was sitting by the tea table, and it was the beginning of the month to pay the water and electricity bills, and after calculating the income and expenditure of this month, Xu Xiaobai felt an urge to break open the piggy bank and use the coins inside to pay for water and electricity.

Last month, I took over a business when only Master was around, and the salary was 680 taels. Counting the various expenses, the 680 taels left only 320. After paying the utility bills for this month , Xu Xiaobai subtracted it with a calculator, and only [-] remained.

If I knew it earlier, I would have left the vegetable field empty. Impulse is the devil, but I just feel that the plan with the male god is too beautiful.

I will starve to death before Master comes back to open the shop.

Xu Xiaobai sat cross-legged on the bed with the calculator in his hands, worrying, why don't he go out and find a job.

I don't know if the kindergarten needs a male uncle or not.In the past two years of graduation, I have long forgotten my professional knowledge, and I don't know if I can find a job.

Hearing the knock on the door, Xu Xiaobai jumped off the bed and ran to open the door, and saw the male god eating a piece of beef jerky, where did the beef jerky come from!The family is so poor that they can't even afford fruit.

The male god pulled the beef jerky out of his mouth: "Do you want to eat it? I snatched it from the dog's mouth."

Xu Xiaobai stared at Zhou Qingyan dumbfounded, snatching it from the dog's mouth!

Zhou Qingyan hurriedly corrected: "It's that dog who respects me."

Xu Xiaobai felt very guilty, never thought of buying snacks for the male god, because the family has been a little tight recently, and he really wronged the male god.

But where did the dog come from.Xu Xiaobai asked: "Whose dog did you rob?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed outside: "There is an old lady with a big white dog looking for you outside, I'll come and call you."

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly dug out a clean-looking blue striped T-shirt from the suitcase and replaced it with a big vest with a hole in it, and replaced the big underpants with quarter-length denim shorts.

Combing my hair in the mirror, I slept too evilly yesterday, and there are a few strands on my head that I can't keep down.

Zhou Qingyan poured a little water from the cup, rubbed it in the palm of his hand, brushed the hair on his head, stood in front of the mirror and said, "Okay, it's already gone."

Xu Xiaobai stroked his hair, it seemed that it really went down, he said: "Then let's go out, the landlady is the one who will lead the big white dog."

As soon as Zhou Qingyan watched him leave, the hairs on his head jumped up again.I lied to you just now, the male god thought silently with the beef jerky in his mouth.

The landlord's wife is a fat woman in her 50s. Her family is very rich, and her children have already emigrated abroad. She lives quite comfortably, and she looks very young.The landlady smiled kindly, and when she saw Xu Xiaobai, she called him: "Xiaobai, I came to tell you that your rent is due this month."

Xu Xiaobai nodded, and led the landlady to the yard.The fish tank is placed under the grape trellis. The big white dog seems to be very interested in the little blue fish, but he doesn't approach it, just squatting on the ground and watching from a distance.As soon as the little blue fish moved, Samo quickly ran away, and hid in a corner with his tail between his legs.

The landlady held a teacup and looked at her Samoyed hiding in the corner like a rabbit, wondering if her Samoyed was sick.She wanted to take the big white dog to the pet hospital to check if she was uncomfortable.

Xu Xiaobai was very nervous, he said to the landlady: "Auntie, my master is not at home, can we wait for the rent issue?"

The landlady decided to cut the long story short and cut the mess quickly: "Xiaobai, there was a heavy rain a while ago, which frightened our old couple. I used to think that living in the country would not burden them, but after the heavy rain, I still felt that it was important to guard our children." The best, so we decided to sell this yard and leave the small building to live in when we return to China. We don’t want to put too much financial pressure on our children by selling the house. It just so happens that your rent is due. Don't worry, our visas still have some time to come down, and the house has just been listed in the agency, so."

The landlady didn't finish her sentence, but Xu Xiaobai's heart was very heavy. He understood that the landlady told them to find a house and move out quickly.

Xu Xiaobai waved his hand: "No, no, it's nothing, we will find a way."

Sending off the landlady and her big Samoyed, Xu Xiaobai's mood instantly turned bad, the perilla had just been planted, the cabbage and leeks hadn't sprouted yet, and the strawberries that he had promised to eat with the male god next year hadn't been planted yet .

However, is it time to bid farewell to this place?

Xu Xiaobai was very sad.

Zhou Qingyan watched Xu Xiaobai walk into the room with his head down. He chewed the beef jerky and walked back to his room.In the past few days, I have been hearing Xu Xiaobai press the calculator.Zhou Qingyan took out his pair of black cloth shoes from the bottom of the bed, pulled out the insole, and took out a stack of red banknotes from the bottom of the shoes, counting more than 7000.

The price for selling the house is [-], and the house is resettled by the organization, and the organization will take it back if you don’t live in it. Now I feel that there are not enough village chiefs, and I knew it would cost [-].

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the door, Xu Xiaobai did not open the door, Zhou Qingyan moved his ears outside the door, there was no sound, it was very quiet, only the sound of breathing lightly, no crying, no complaining, no sound of losing his temper.

Zhou Qingyan pushed open the door and found Xu Xiaobai lying on the bed like an ostrich, with the quilt covering his head, leaving only his buttocks and two legs.

Zhou Qingyan reached out to lift the quilt.

Xu Xiaobai held tightly under the quilt, not letting go.Zhou Qingyan asked: "What are you doing inside, isn't it too hot?"

Xu Xiaobai said under the quilt: "I'm reflecting."

Zhou Qingyan asked him, "Reflect on what?"

Xu Xiaobai hummed: "I don't know what I'm reflecting on, anyway, I'm reflecting."

Zhou Qingyan knew what he was reflecting on, and it was useless to reflect on himself.Zhou Qingyan asked him: "Does it need a lot of money? What do you think of us buying this yard?"

Xu Xiaobai lifted the quilt and looked at the male god with burning eyes: "Really, it takes a lot of money, do you have money, can we afford it?"

Zhou Qingyan hummed, full of confidence: "I still have a little money." He took out more than 7000 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Xu Xiaobai: "I will give you all my belongings."

Holding a handful of red bills, Xu Xiaobai counted them. The money is estimated to be able to buy a quarter of a floor tile. He was very moved but a little disappointed: "What can these money do?"

Zhou Qingyan asked, "How much does this yard cost?"

Xu Xiaobai made a conservative estimate: "800 million!"

Zhou Qingyan thought about the role of the money now: "This month's food expenses."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the vine outside the window, its branches and leaves grew lushly, and they grew up, hanging in the air, like a small gazebo.Everything here is so likable, but Xu Xiaobai whispered: "Let's use it as moving expenses."

Zhou Qingyan was also looking at the grape trellis outside. The little blue fish was turning its white belly in the fish tank, gurgling and bubbling, the branches were green and green, and the perilla leaves were rolling with the wind. Make a layer of green.

He also likes it here.Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Do you have the landlady's phone number? Tell her that we are going to buy the house. I hope she will give us two months."

The male god's tone was so determined and confident that Xu Xiaobai called the landlady almost out of his wits.

Hanging up the phone and calming down, Xu Xiaobai was a little dazed. He looked up at Zhou Qingyan: "Shall we go sell it? It's not enough to sell all four. We should go to the construction site to move bricks, or go to the street to touch porcelain. We can touch it every day." Is two enough?"

The male god rested his chin: "No need, let's sell vegetables." The male god recalled the delicious food in his memory, and decided to list a recipe first.