choose

Mr. ter. "

The house-elf obliged and disappeared.

Severus continued to call the shots: "Lucius, have your house-elf and your family's portrait turn over every place Riddle has been and find anything suspicious."

The golden boy took the initiative to ask, "What about me?"

"You, Mr. Potter, will use your influence to help Ms. Narcissa Black inherit everything from the Lestrange family as soon as possible. At the same time, we may pay a visit to the old Gaunt house." Severus ordered.

Harry stammered, "But, Headmaster Snape, your health..."

"Mr. Potter, the situation is extremely urgent. The next time I see you and Mr. Lucius Malfoy/Britten is in St. Munger's psychiatric ward if we don't act now. Go get the 1990's from my bookshelf Bring the bound volume of The Experimental Potionist," Severus said coldly.

Obediently, Harry found the dusty bound volume on the bookshelf, touched it only to find that the dust on it was fixed by a spell.He handed the book to Severus, who turned the magazine cover into a small portrait of Dumbledore.

"Albus, I'm going to take you to a place where you insisted on being alone last time - Little Hangleton." Severus said to Dumbledore's portrait.

Whitebeard's portrait flashed blue eyes: "Ah, Severus, I have to say, it's a really good idea to take another person to the place where Riddle put the protection charm. Another person's help is really very useful... ..."

Hearing this, Harry turned pale when he thought of pouring the poison into Dumbledore's mouth.

Severus gritted his teeth and said, "Dumbledore, you can shut up for now!"

Lucius shouted from the double-sided mirror: "Severus, you must take me! I know more about the Dark Arts than that boy!"

Severus tried to retort: ​​"The Ministry of Magic…"

"If the Golden Boy wanted to interrogate the heinous Death Eaters himself in private, no one would ask questions," Lucius said tactfully.

Severus thought for a moment, raised his eyebrows at Harry and said, "Now is the time to be cruel to your 'Uncle Lucius', Your Excellency the Savior."

Note: According to JKR interview, after HP is no longer LV's Horcrux, he can't speak Parseltongue.Here, according to the needs of the plot, I assume that HP can still speak Parseltongue.

[HP/Awake][LM/SS] selection - 14

14. HP#2

HP#2

When Harry pulled Lucius to Apparate into Little Hangleton, Severus was already standing at the door of the old Gaunt house on crutches.

"Severus!" Lucius looked at the standing figure of his lover, looking very impulsive to rush up and hug him.Of course, under Severus' glare, he changed his expression to a sneer: "Severus, do you see what I brought you?"

As he spoke, Lucius took out a Muggle collar from his magic pocket.

Severus dumbfoundedly let Lucius help him put on the Muggle medical device to immobilize his neck, lamenting the absurdity of his life again.

—When Lucius Malfoy knew more about Muggle medicine than two half-blood wizards, Severus Snape and Harry Potter, something must have gone wrong in the world.as now.

Lucius naturally helped Severus up, and whispered in his lover's ear, "Honey, it's good to see you looking healthy."

Severus forced a smile at Lucius.To be honest, knowing that in the ideal world in Lucius' subconscious, he and Lucius have been in love for more than ten years, Severus can't say that he is not moved in his heart.There were moments when he was even jealous of the Dr. Snape Lucius remembered: he was so simple-minded and childish, why should he be able to live with Lucius in the sun?And I can only secretly be Lucius' secret lover?

Immediately, Severus began to mock himself again: You are jealous of the person who appeared because of Lucius' fantasy, how dare you say that you are not naive?

Lucius continued to whisper again: "Honey, have you put on the ring I gave you?"

How could Severus have the nerve to admit that he carried that ring with him like a treasure?

Lucius knew the answer just by looking at Severus' embarrassed expression.He took his lover's hand, stared into each other's eyes, and asked nervously: "My dearest Sev, can I put it on for you? - Marriage can bring you more magical protection, You can always regret it after this trip, considering we didn't sign any legal papers."

Severus reached for his pocket involuntarily.In order to hide his uneasiness and embarrassment, Severus stared at Harry who was watching the fun, and thought angrily: Under the gray sky in northern England, in the cold wind, next to a deserted small village, with a Muggle collar as a Presents, proposing in front of the Dark Lord's family's broken house, this is really a scene from my fucking dreams!

Lucius held back his own titters, and promised with a serious face: "Honey, when I get back, I will definitely plan a proper proposal scene."

Severus started glaring at Lucius instead.

The platinum-blond wizard grabbed the jewelry box from his lover, knelt down on one knee, raised his head and said: "Severus, in the 27 years I have had the honor of knowing you, your talent and wisdom, your tenacity and bravery, your loyalty and selflessness Your friendship, and your love and affection for Draco, attract my eyes and my heart all the time. I know that my history is not very convincing, but your unique brilliance in my heart makes me forget the reserve and prudence I should have The surging passion made me take the liberty to ask, can I have the honor to hold hands with you?"

Following Lucius' words, Severus' eyes gradually softened.He looked into his lover's sincere gray-blue eyes intoxicatedly, and his heart was pounding: Merlin, anyway, I and the world I live in are about to disappear, so what's the big deal about letting me be Lucius Malfoy's husband for a few days What about?

Thinking of this, the black-haired wizard stretched out his hand and said in a low voice, "Yes."

Lucius grinned, slipped the Mistress of Malfoy ring on Severus' left ring finger, and kissed Severus' finger.

Severus smiled shyly and pulled Lucius up.

Harry's eyes flicked from one man to another, and it took him a long time before he said, "Uncle—Principal Snape, Mr. Malfoy, do we need another witness? Who do you two want to call?" ?”

The portrait of Dumbledore scratched his neck and said, "Severus, such a happy scene needs many people to share! I'll go and call Minerva and them all!"

Severus blushed and said, "Dumbledore, do you want Minerva to go crazy too? If my guess makes sense, knowing the information of the three worlds itself increases the possibility of that person being used as fuel... ..."

Lucius glared at Harry, and interrupted Severus, "Marriage is one of the oldest magics, and it is only related to both parties and the world!"

Severus gave Lucius a grateful look, feeling like he was unknowingly disrupting the atmosphere again.

Lucius acted as if nothing had happened.He took out his wand, grabbed Severus' wand-holding hand with the other hand, made his lover's wand meet the tip of his own, and said happily and seriously: "Under the witness of the gods, I, Lucius Malfoy, Willingly join Severus Snape. No matter when and where, I will always follow."

Severus blushed slightly, looked into his lover's eyes and said, "Under the witness of the gods, I, Severus Snape, voluntarily marry Lucius Malfoy. No matter when and where he is, I will always follow him."

Red sparks shot out from the tips of the wands of the two, and the wedding ceremony was completed.

"Uncle Lucius, uncle - Principal Snape, congratulations!" The savior on the side said with a smile on his face, but was glared at by two men at the same time.

Harry whispered unconvinced: "This is the third time I have attended your (your) [1] wedding..."

"Three times?" Severus looked at Lucius suspiciously, with a "you must explain it to me" attitude.

While trying to kiss Severus' lips, Lucius explained: "Well, the Muggle Dutch government began to recognize gay marriage in 2001, and the Muggle state of Massachusetts began to recognize gay marriage in 2004. We got a marriage license in the Netherlands. I got a marriage license in Boston once. This is the third time!"

Severus accepted the explanation gloomily, regretting that he had no memory of those two weddings.

Lucius hugged Severus tightly, promising, "We're going to have a great wedding, I promise."

Severus smelled the fragrance of Lucius's hair, and for the first time in his life, embraced the man he was thinking about openly, and felt that even if he let himself die now, everything was worth it.

—Merlin, what was I hesitating the other day?What's the big deal about hurting your own body to give birth to Lucius?A child of me and Lucius...too bad I'll never have that chance again...

Feeling her husband's sudden sadness, Lucius whispered in the other's ear: "Sev dear, we will live happily together forever like in a fairy tale."

After a long time, Severus reluctantly pushed away Lucius who was exploring his mouth, and whispered, "Lucius, it's time for us to go in."

Lucius took Severus' hand and joked under his breath, "Perfect wedding trip, isn't it?"

Severus looked at the dead snake nailed to the door of the Gaunt's dilapidated house and decided that either Lucius was crazy or he was crazy.

The author has something to say: Lucius is still very good at seizing opportunities...

Well, now, whether it is HE or BE depends on whether you want to satisfy the desire of SS in this world to conceive and have children with LM.

If there is no pregnancy, several people finally decide to guide the collapse of the three worlds into the Muggle world, and LM and SS will be HE.

If the two of them accidentally make a steamed stuffed bun, the steamed stuffed bun can't be brought to the Muggle world, and it's impossible for LM to choose a world where DM isn't there, so LM has to sacrifice his own sanity, plus sacrifice from Dumbledore The phoenix brought in made the three worlds coexist, see the BE ending I predicted.

This is called: Becarefulwhatyouwishfor.

[1] Both "you" and "you" in English are "you".Therefore, SS will interpret this sentence as that after HP was born, he also participated in LM's three weddings.He would understand that in the Muggle world, LM had another wedding besides himself.Considering that Narcissa and Lucius' wedding was before HP was born, who is the other object?

[HP/Awake][LM/SS] selection - 14-1

14. HP#2

HP#2

Before Severus could stop him, Harry was the first to step forward, hissed something at the dead snake, and the dilapidated door creaked open.

"Ah, clever way to open the door! It's better than me foolishly waving my wand for half a day!" Dumbledore's portrait exclaimed. "Now, let's look into whether there were any defenses added the last time Tom checked here."

Under Dumbledore's guidance, the two masters of black magic, Severus and Lucius, waved their wands at the door and asked Harry to try some spells in Parseltongue from time to time.It seemed that after the Dark Lord checked his Horcrux last time, because of his rage and anxiety, he didn't put all the defensive spells that Dumbledore encountered the last time he came back on it.However, a few people dare not take it lightly: God knows if Riddle will leave any traps there.

After confirming repeatedly, Severus stuffed Lucius behind him, and was the first to cautiously walk into the dark and dilapidated hut.Upon entering the room, the first thing Severus smelled was the smell of decaying rotten wood, and beneath that smell, there was a faint fishy smell.The potion master who had handled countless potion materials quickly realized that there were snakes in the room.

Severus asked, "Dumbledore, did you encounter a snake the last time you were here?"

The portrait of Dumbledore shook his head and said, "No, I've always wondered why Tom didn't use his snake in several Horcrux storage places. Why, is there a snake here?"

"I smell snakes and a faint smell of rotting flesh," replied the potions master.

Harry looked at Severus and asked, "Should I say something in Parseltongue?"

Severus ordered, "Mr. Potter, hold your tongue for now until I tell you to."

Now that they discovered the smell of snakes, the three of them became more careful.They first checked the living room-kitchen they were in, only to find the decomposing carcasses of a few tiny snakes. Harry spoke a few words of snake language to the snake corpse, but did not get any magical effect.

Harry was about to say "open" to the snake on the bedroom doorknob, when Severus' voice caught his attention: "Maybe I'm being shallow, but I've never seen this kind of snake before."

Saying that, Severus floated a white snake's corpse, and pointed to Lucius and Harry with his wand: "Look, the male genitals of ordinary snakes and magic snakes have bifurcated flowers at both ends. In contrast to the half-penis of a snake, this snake has a penis and scrotum similar to that of a male mammal."

Lucius carefully watched where Severus' wand was pointing, and thought for a while before saying, "I think this is more similar to the situation of the legendary sea serpent, at least similar to the situation of the sea serpent in the portrait of the Malfoy family. Let alone the sea serpent in the sea." No one has seen a sea snake for hundreds of years. Such a small sea snake should have just been born. It is reasonable to say that it cannot come here dozens of miles away from the sea independently. ——However, this snake is also possible It's a hybrid, I can't say for sure."

Severus glanced at Patriarch Malfoy, who had painted wyverns and sea snakes on his family crest, and chose to believe his words: "So, there are more advanced magical creatures that shouldn't be here."

Harry didn't know the biology of this at all, he was more concerned with: "What does this mean?"

Severus looked at Harry with idiot eyes, and said, "If you're lucky, this is Riddle's former laboratory. If you're unlucky, this is the intersection of the world."

Dumbledore's portrait became uncommonly serious: "Severus, I didn't notice this at all when I was here last time. It can only be said that in the past two years, what happened that Tom and we didn't expect .”

Severus' eyes became deeper: "After you and Riddle broke down the defenses here twice last time, something may have loosened. Of course, it is also possible that the unstable world we live in itself has made something loose. Loosened."

"The last time I found the Horcrux was in the hidden basement under the bedroom." Dumbledore said seriously.

Severus licked his lips and said to Harry, "Mr. Potter, stay away from the door." Just as Harry backed away, Severus imitated Harry's voice just now, and hissed the bedroom door open.Facing the surprised eyes of Harry and Lucius, the potions master said disdainfully, "There's no reason why I can't do what Mr. Weasley can do."

The bedroom door creaked and opened slowly.

When the three of them looked into the bedroom, they knew that something was wrong: the floor of the bedroom, the bed and other items were gone. According to Dumbledore's description, the hidden basement should be directly exposed to the sight of several people.In the center of the basement, where the Horcrux was said to have been placed, is now a finger-thick black hole, and the snake smell seems to be coming from that hole.

Severus felt his mouth parched: Merlin, what's on the other side of the hole?The experiment in a different space created by the Dark Lord, or the space where the advanced magical creatures live?

The two Slytherins looked at each other, momentarily unsure how to handle the situation.

"Dumbledore, go back to your portrait at Hogwarts and ask your companions if they have ever encountered this kind of situation—" Severus was talking, when he suddenly yelled, "Potter, what are you doing?!"

The savior boy just dropped a stone accurately into the black hole.

After a long time, there was no sound of stones falling from the entrance of the cave, and no other situations occurred.

Facing the two Slytherins staring at him, the young Gryffindor murmured, "Someone has to do something?"

Just as Harry was saying this, the head of a small blue snake the size of chopsticks protruded from the center of the black hole.

The Slytherins' attention was immediately drawn to them.

Without Severus' instructions, Harry hissed in Parseltongue, "Hello, may I ask what's under the cave?"

Severus looked at Dumbledore's portrait, waiting for the old headmaster who could understand about [-]% of Parseltonese to translate.Unexpectedly, the portrait of the old headmaster had already left for Hogwarts.At this point, Lucius began his translation: "The snake is saying, please... help me out... not enough magic, no food... the cage is broken... eaten by - I don't understand - the big snake, help me……"

Severus looked at Lucius in surprise: When did this old bastard learn Parseltongue?

"Some of my ancestors were sea serpent Animagus, and after that man came back with Nagini, I learned part of it from the portraits of my family." Lucius answered briefly.What he didn't say was that he tried to become an Animagus, but ended up turning his forearms into wings and claws, and nothing more.There seemed to be some benefit to the unsuccessful transformation: the current head of the Malfoy family seemed to learn the reptilian language a lot easier.

The savior suddenly said urgently: "Principal Snape, I have to rescue this little snake! It said that the magic power that has been nourishing them in the space below has been weakened recently, so the big snake started to eat the little snakes. It asked us to help it Get out of the cave.—what shall I do?"

Severus looked at the little snake warily, and said to Harry, "Ask it what magic prevents it from crawling out by itself? We've seen a few of its companions outside. Also, ask it what to do."

Harry hissed at the snake as Severus had said.Then, the little snake began to answer Harry.

Lucius stumbled and translated: "The master created this—I didn't understand—the magic restriction, we can't get out, and the creatures outside... can't get in. I've seen...the master comes in—huh? Then What is the curse?!"

Lucius was translating when he suddenly covered Harry's mouth as he began to hiss and repeat something: "Shut up, you Gryffindor idiot! How can you repeat so easily something the Dark Lord used that you've never heard of?" Curse?"

However, it was too late now.The hole that was originally the thickness of a finger gradually became the thickness of a wrist, and soon became the thickness of a bowl mouth.

The green snake that asked for help quickly crawled out.Behind it, there are colorful snakes surging.Snakes, big and small, rubbed against each other and crowded, rushing towards the entrance of the cave like a tide.

Seeing the snakes gushing out of the hole like a blowout, Gryffindor's snake whisperer and the two absolute Slytherins felt their scalps explode. Severus yelled at Harry, "Potter, keep those snakes there!"

Without Severus' instructions, Harry had already hissed, but to no avail.Scattered snakes were already rushing towards the door of the bedroom.

"Devil's fire!" Severus let out black flames, creating a wall of fire in what amounted to the floor between the basement and the bedroom.

Many snakes obviously didn't know how powerful the devil's fire was, and they were still actively crawling forward and upward.There were also quite a few snakes trying to hide backwards, but they were pushed close to the black wall of fire involuntarily by the group of snakes behind them.

A few seconds later, the roar of snakes and the smell of roasting meat came from behind the fire wall.

Harry couldn't bear to hear those screams, he shouted in Parseltongue: "Back, back! We don't want to hurt you!"

The same kind of encounter combined with Harry's roar seemed to have an effect.Behind the fire wall came the rustling and crawling sounds of a large number of snakes, and the sound of being burned in pain gradually subsided.

Harry looked at Severus and Lucius knowingly, and before he could speak, the portrait of Dumbledore made a sound: "Oh, Severus, I have brought good news: Most of the portraits in the headmaster's office believe that connecting to other worlds It’s impossible to simply copy the entrance and exit, and the bottom is probably Tom’s unsuccessful experiment—huh? Did something happen just now?”

While controlling the output of the devil's flame, Severus glared at the white-bearded former headmaster and said, "Your precious golden boy once again tried the spell he knew and released Riddle's collection of snakes!"

"What spell?" Dumbledore asked.

Harry opened his mouth to repeat the spell, but was stopped by Lucius.The platinum-blond wizard took out a pen and paper from his magic pocket, and said to the savior, "Don't say it! Write it down."

The green-eyed boy looked at Lucius in embarrassment, and said, "I, I can't write in Parseltongue."

The other two people and a portrait were embarrassed: You can't afford to be illiterate in snake language!

Gritting his teeth, Lucius took out two small crystal vials, stuffed one of them into Harry's hand, and said, "Put the memory you just had into it."

As Harry did so, Lucius also pulled the silver memory from his own temple and filled it into a vial.Immediately, he summoned his own house elf, Blinky, and asked him to bring his memory to the portrait of a wyvern or sea snake at home, and asked what kind of spell it was just now.On the other hand, the current headmaster of Hogwarts also summoned Sweety, the house elf of Hogwarts, to let it bring Harry's memory back to Hogwarts and summon all the portraits who understand Parseltongue to study what happened just now.

Seeing that the situation here is temporarily under control, Dumbledore was about to go back to the headmaster's office to study the spell, but was assigned a new task by the current headmaster: "Dumbledore, let the house-elf bring us the magic items needed to arrange the black flames." , I believe that after the first-year secret room adventure of the great savior, you must still have some secret stocks."

Dumbledore's blue eyes twinkled, and he seemed to feel wronged.However, he still asked calmly, "Severus, I'm sure you must have frozen potions in stock too?"

Severus snorted.

Dumbledore's portrait just disappeared.

Looking at Severus who was struggling to support the Devil Flame, Lucius said with concern, "Severus, may I help you for a while?"

The black-haired wizard with a strong personality doesn't even bother to give his new husband a look.

The platinum-blonde wizard obediently found an excuse for her husband: "Honey, how about you prepare for the establishment of a protective wall of black flames in a while?"

Severus loosened a little.

Lucius snickered, and set up a new firewall next to the one Severus built on his own initiative, only to be glared at by the Potions Master who slowly withdrew his devil flame.

Harry looked at the two Slytherins and said guiltily, "Principal Snape, Mr. Malfoy, what should I do?"

Severus narrowed his eyes and said threateningly, "Don't, trouble, trouble!"

Lucius dragged his voice and said slowly, "Your Excellency the Savior, you can condescend to buy some gasoline."

Severus and Harry looked at Lucius in puzzlement at the same time.

"The Muggle way of repelling snakes. - I thought the Boy Scouts taught this?" Lucius raised an eyebrow at Harry.

The most embarrassing savior of the wizarding world Apparated to find a gas station.

As soon as Harry disappeared, Severus glared at Lucius, and said tactfully, "I guess, the stunned expression on the wizard's face brought you plenty of entertainment."

Lucius raised his eyebrows at his lover, pretending to be insulted: "Honey, how can you make such unfounded accusations? Isn't this the fun of the wedding trip?"

Severus bit his own tongue before he could resist the urge to laugh. ——God, in the hut of Voldemort's ancestral home, facing thousands of snakes flirting, I'm afraid there won't be a second couple in history, right?

At this moment, Lucius was distracted and kissed Severus on the cheek.

For a moment, the black-haired potion master seemed to see weird pink soap bubbles. —Merlin, someone save my sanity!

The creature that popped the pink soap bubbles was Blinky, the Malfoy house-elf.It came back with portraits of Julius Malfoy, who lived in the seventeenth century, and Aurelius Malfoy, who lived in the eighteenth century. Julius Malfoy was the last Wyvern Animagus in family history, and Aurelius Malfoy was the last Sea Serpent Animagus.After that, the men of the Malfoy family tried all kinds of methods that could be put on the table and those that couldn't be put on the table, including father-son marriage, but they never appeared to be able to transform into wyverns like their ancient ancestors Or the wizard of the sea serpent.So, when Lucius was able to transform his forearm into Wyvern's wingtips and claws, the portraits of the Malfoy family ran around telling the story, the joy almost bursting through the Malfoy masks.Unfortunately, except for the forearm, Lucius can only scale part of the skin on his body.The magic defense performance of these scales is very good, which gives Lucius an incomparable advantage on the battlefield. Lucius kept this as his greatest secret weapon and never told anyone, including Severus and Draco.

The portraits of the two Animagus don't know much about the Dark Lord's spell, but they are very excited to see reptiles similar to sea serpents here.They repeatedly demanded that Lucius and Severus must not kill anything resembling a sea serpent.If the suspected sea snake he had just seen was not dead, Lucius suspected that his two ancestors would have suggested that he try the method of intersecting with the sea snake from his distant ancestor Maine Mal, who lived in Ireland, to give birth to offspring.At the same time, he figured his ancestors must have regretted not being able to find a Wyvern at the same time to truly repeat Maine Mal's tussle with two ancient behemoths.

Lucius peeked nervously at his new husband, hoping he wouldn't get too angry.But, judging from the blank look on Severus' face, his hopes were probably in vain.

Sure enough, Severus said with a hint of sarcasm, "Lucius, Nagini must be very popular in Malfoy Manor, right? When Longbottom killed the snake, did you mourn for her?"

Lucius hastily swore that he had never tried any species other than humanoids, and he had nothing to do with Nagini.

Severus gave a cold snort for the "humanoid" and decided to interrogate it when he went back. The "humanoid" included those species.

It was the house-elf Sweety who had returned from Hogwarts to silence the two Malfoy portraits, bringing the magic ingredients and frozen potions needed to arrange the black flames.

Severus arranged the black flames angrily, not forgetting to show his Lady Malfoy ring to the portraits of the two Animagus.

Two distraught pureblood wizards could hardly believe their eyes: how could a Malfoy forget his duty to purify his blood and marry a half-blood?

Hearing his ancestor's accusation, Lucius couldn't help feeling a little guilty.The current situation, with myself