Director, you owe me a best CP award
Chapter 34 Handsome Without You
"I'm so hungry." Yang Xuxu sat on the grass with no image, "Director, send us the ingredients first, I must let Teacher Qu cook today."
The others gave her a sympathetic look.
The director laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "The ingredients..."
Everyone nodded and glanced at Bai Ze in unison, they were not afraid of cooking, they had Bai Ze anyway.
Shao Mochen: "..."
Is it too late to hide my daughter-in-law now?Urgent, wait online.
The director smiled even more happily, "The car transporting the ingredients broke down on the road, you have to find the ingredients yourself."
Everyone: "..."
What about the relaxed and friendly reality show that was promised? !
"There are no restrictions on methods, and there are no protected animals around, so you can do whatever you want." The director left leisurely with his hands behind his back, "Tonight the village chief's house will have a side stove...Of course you can't go to the villagers' house for dinner."
Everyone: "..."
"What should I do?" Sanqi spread her hands.
Yang Xuxu pursed his lips, "Think of it as losing weight?" As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled.
As soon as Bai Ze looked up, he saw everyone's expectant eyes. He was a little speechless. He could cook, but without ingredients, even a clever woman can't cook without rice. She silently shifted her gaze to Shao Mochen.
Shao Mochen clapped his hands, "Let's have dinner together, anyway, the director didn't say no. Now go find the ingredients in groups." After thinking for a while, he said, "Go to the villagers' house to borrow vegetables, seasonings, pots and pans, hunt, catch fish, Dig some potatoes and sweet potatoes, and claim what you are good at."
Liu Manjing raised her hand, "Xu Chengyu and I borrowed things, Director Bai, please write me a list."
Bai Ze nodded happily, and said: "Borrow some from the family, and remember which one borrowed the tools so that they can be returned later."
Liu Manjing made a no problem gesture.
Xu Chengyu glanced at her and remained silent.
"Let's hunt." Sang Qi and Cheng Cheng clapped each other's hands and gave the camera two thumbs up.
"Then let's dig potatoes." Yang Xuxu said with a smile.
Qu Lancang, who had just returned from dealing with personal matters, learned from the director team that he would find ingredients by himself tonight, and glanced at her, "It's very suitable for you."
Yang Xuxu: "..." Does that mean she is not ladylike enough?Is it just for playing in mud?Hmmmm? !
"Then Bai Ze and I are catching fish, and you bring back the ingredients. You should wash and chop them. Then you can wait for the big meal, Chef Bai, what do you think?" Shao Mochen joked narrowly.
Bai Ze raised his eyelids, "I want to eat a mermaid for dinner, you can catch one for me."
"Then let me tell you a bedtime story at night to prove that your behavior is extremely cruel."
The crowd burst into laughter.
Shao Mochen took Bai Ze to the direction they came from yesterday, and he also borrowed fishing rods and nets from the villagers.
Arriving at the edge of the gurgling river, Bai Ze was about to take off his shoes and socks when he was yelled at, "What are you doing?!"
Bai Ze said blankly, "Fishing."
Shao Mochen looked at the camera and restrained his tone, and said in a flat tone: "You have just caught a cold, don't go into the water."
Bai Ze blinked, that was a year ago, right?Just looking at the look in Shao Mochen's eyes, after getting along for so many years, both of them knew that those worries were nothing more than caring, and they no longer persisted.
Seeing that he was obedient, Shao Mochen casually told the camera some interesting stories from the past, "When filming, an actor was so frozen in ice water that he couldn't even make an expression. I have a fever, and I’m not allowed to tell others.”
"The fish ran away." Bai Ze's ears were reddish, and he kicked his shoes.
"Look, I'm not allowed to say it yet." Shao Mochen spread his hands at the camera, with a helpless smile in his eyes.
"cough……"
Shao Mochen raised his hand in surrender, jokingly said: "I dare not say it anymore, what if Director Bai cuts it for me?"
"Have you cut it? The Forbidden City is not recruiting for this position now."
Shao Mochen sealed his mouth, but compared his mouth shapes in the dead corner of the camera - you, give up, no, get, yes.
Bai Ze smiled lowly, and shook his index finger slightly.
——You, lose, lose, lose.
Bai Ze narrowed his eyes, meaning, what does this have to do with me.
Shao Mochen smirked—is this, no, yes, relationship, heart, directing, acting, of, bottom, half, body, sex, blessing?
"Fish!" Someone exclaimed.
Shao Mochen took a stone and slapped it, and the fish fainted on the water.
The staff couldn't help applauding, and Bai Ze was also very excited. He reached out and held the fish in front of him, "Kiss it."
Shao Mochen looked at the dizzy fish in disgust and shook his head.
"It won't turn into a mermaid after you kiss it, so we can eat it without worry, otherwise it's too cruel." Bai Ze spoke nonsense seriously.
"Then why don't you kiss?" Shao Mochen's childishness also came up.
"I'm not as handsome as you."
Shao Mochen was startled, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, and he pretended to be calm and said, "Oh."
"Fish." Bai Ze lowered his head and pointed.
"Those who swim together may be a couple."
"Oh." Then don't eat them.
Staff: "..." Did they miss something just now?
Shao Mochen suddenly remembered an incident a long time ago. At that time, he was filming in another place, but the props were not made strong, and there was a small accident. When he was sent to the hospital, the doctor diagnosed him negatively, and there might be scars.
Of course, Shao Mochen couldn't really not care, but after talking with Bai Ze on the phone, the man's calm tone calmed him down.It didn't seem like a big deal either.
When he opened his eyes the next day, the ward was uncharacteristically quiet. Shao Mochen opened his eyes in confusion, and saw Bai Ze's smiling face, "Shut up, you've been hijacked."
"Why are you here?" Shao Mochen hooked his fingers, "There should be quite a few reporters outside."
"I'm not as handsome as you, I got in with a disguise."
Shao Mochen was amused by him, and touched his forehead, "Not handsome anymore."
Bai Ze dissatisfied: "You are fraudulent."
Shao Mochen blinked.
Bai Ze explained: "When I came in with your ID just now, I said it was your brother. The little nurse took a look at me and turned it off. A group of people said you are so handsome, you are more handsome in real life than on TV. " He pointed back at himself, "I still think I'm pretty handsome, if you're not handsome, you'll compare me to me, how do you let me get along. No, how do you let the directors get along? Last week Some people praised me as the most handsome director in the director's world."
Shao Mochen smiled and bent over, knowing that Bai Ze was coaxing him on purpose, but at that moment, all the haze in his heart dissipated.
"You think I'm pretty?"
Bai Ze looked like you were practicing nonsense, "Someone chased you when you were 14, and other boys regarded you as a public enemy. I didn't get a proposal until I was 20. What do you think?"
Afterwards, Bai Ze took him to the hospital for a physical examination, and the production team gave him a big vacation in fear. The film king... was disfigured in their production team, and they were afraid of being torn apart by fans.
Pig’s trotters, bird’s nest, and big bones are made in turns, and the soup and water are nourishing. The doctor said, “Did your brother treat you as a wife? It hurts? If there are scars, I will doubt my medical skills.”
On the last day when he was about to be discharged from the hospital, when Shao Mochen was about to untie the gauze, Bai Ze suddenly pressed his gauze and said, "Even if there is a scar, people can look at me a few more times when we go out, as long as you don't Just be jealous."
Doctor: "..." Did he come early? He didn't hear anything.
Fortunately, there was no scar left in the end, just a shallow scar, and the doctor could heal with food supplements.
"Doctor, are those two people, that handsome man really his brother?"
The doctor glanced at the starry eyes of the young nurses, and "hummed", "What else? Work hard, don't think about it."
I added something in my heart, Bai Ze is worthy of being a good-looking figure in the director world, but he didn't ask for an autograph QAQ
The villain in the doctor with facial paralysis is already leaning on the wall and crying, and the die-hard fans feel so bitter.
***
Here, Bai Ze, Shao Mochen caught a fish, and Pink Bubble accidentally injured the staff, and the staff in other groups were also having a hard time.
The chemistry between Liu Manjing and Xu Chengyu is always lacking, there is more than politeness but not enough intimacy.In fact, it was Xu Chengyu's words that annoyed Liu Manjing - "We will have very few shots like this."
"Then what do you want to do?" Liu Manjing laughed angrily. What she communicated with Xu Chengyu before was that the two would take the route of siblings.As a result, Xu Chengyu temporarily repented and began to show his boyfriend power. Liu Manjing knew what he was thinking with her knees.
"Even men have to rely on selling rot these days. What do you care about?"
"Selling rot? Who are you talking about?" Liu Manjing said coldly.
"Who am I talking about?" The corners of Xu Chengyu's lips curled mockingly, "I didn't communicate with each other before, but now? The acting skills are really good."
Liu Manjing sneered, "That's just your wishful thinking."
After that, the relationship between the two froze. Liu Manjing could understand his thoughts, but it didn't mean she was obliged to cooperate.
……
The staff who followed Cheng Cheng and Sangqi were looking at the two people who were holding a rabbit but excited as if they were hunting a beast. They deeply felt that they were also mentally retarded when they followed them. Did they follow? The two idiots completed the legendary act of waiting for rabbits?
"Hey, didn't you let it go?" the staff suggested to her.
Sang Qi blinked, "What shall we eat if we let it go?"
Staff: "..." I'm so tired, why don't you play cards according to common sense?
"You don't eat rabbit meat?" Sang Qi asked back.
"…eat."
"Is this different from what you bought at the vegetable market?" Sang Qi glanced at everyone's dinner, and said with a little distaste: "Except for being a little thinner."
Staff member: "..." It seems to be the same reason.
Cheng Cheng stretched out his hand, "Let me carry it."
It's not that Sang Qi really doesn't understand what the staff means, but she thinks that this kind of behavior of not giving them food, letting them hunt and release them, and finally condemning them for their lack of love is just right and wrong.
And she couldn't understand some behaviors of buying ingredients from the market and then going to a random place to release them, as if she really had a lot of love.
"Brother Cheng, you want to hunt for something else, let me carry it and see how long it pretends to be dizzy?"
The rabbit who was knocked unconscious by the tree trunk: "..." Rabbit life is so hard.
"Ah! There are pheasants there." Sanqi exclaimed excitedly.
The staff who ran wildly with Cheng Cheng suddenly missed that silly rabbit a little bit. Wasn't this pheasant really playing tricks on them?
……
"Dig more."
"Food bucket." Qu Lancang said disgustedly, bent down and continued digging potatoes.
"Maybe I have to rely on my potatoes to fill my stomach, so don't eat them."
"How can I miss you?"
"You are an honorific name, but later I found out that you are a clothes crown..." Yang Xuxu swallowed the last two words.
Qu Lancang was not annoyed, "I remember you played a fox in the TV series you are going to broadcast soon." The implication is, who is the beast.
Yang Xuxu, who has never won a bickering: "..."
After a long time, two blushes appeared on Yang Xuxu's face, "Do you know what I have acted in?"
Qu Lancang froze, and said uncomfortably: "I found it on the Internet."
"You searched for me?!"
"Shut up and get to work."
The author has something to say:
I worked overtime yesterday, so I postponed the update until today, okay? =3=
The others gave her a sympathetic look.
The director laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "The ingredients..."
Everyone nodded and glanced at Bai Ze in unison, they were not afraid of cooking, they had Bai Ze anyway.
Shao Mochen: "..."
Is it too late to hide my daughter-in-law now?Urgent, wait online.
The director smiled even more happily, "The car transporting the ingredients broke down on the road, you have to find the ingredients yourself."
Everyone: "..."
What about the relaxed and friendly reality show that was promised? !
"There are no restrictions on methods, and there are no protected animals around, so you can do whatever you want." The director left leisurely with his hands behind his back, "Tonight the village chief's house will have a side stove...Of course you can't go to the villagers' house for dinner."
Everyone: "..."
"What should I do?" Sanqi spread her hands.
Yang Xuxu pursed his lips, "Think of it as losing weight?" As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled.
As soon as Bai Ze looked up, he saw everyone's expectant eyes. He was a little speechless. He could cook, but without ingredients, even a clever woman can't cook without rice. She silently shifted her gaze to Shao Mochen.
Shao Mochen clapped his hands, "Let's have dinner together, anyway, the director didn't say no. Now go find the ingredients in groups." After thinking for a while, he said, "Go to the villagers' house to borrow vegetables, seasonings, pots and pans, hunt, catch fish, Dig some potatoes and sweet potatoes, and claim what you are good at."
Liu Manjing raised her hand, "Xu Chengyu and I borrowed things, Director Bai, please write me a list."
Bai Ze nodded happily, and said: "Borrow some from the family, and remember which one borrowed the tools so that they can be returned later."
Liu Manjing made a no problem gesture.
Xu Chengyu glanced at her and remained silent.
"Let's hunt." Sang Qi and Cheng Cheng clapped each other's hands and gave the camera two thumbs up.
"Then let's dig potatoes." Yang Xuxu said with a smile.
Qu Lancang, who had just returned from dealing with personal matters, learned from the director team that he would find ingredients by himself tonight, and glanced at her, "It's very suitable for you."
Yang Xuxu: "..." Does that mean she is not ladylike enough?Is it just for playing in mud?Hmmmm? !
"Then Bai Ze and I are catching fish, and you bring back the ingredients. You should wash and chop them. Then you can wait for the big meal, Chef Bai, what do you think?" Shao Mochen joked narrowly.
Bai Ze raised his eyelids, "I want to eat a mermaid for dinner, you can catch one for me."
"Then let me tell you a bedtime story at night to prove that your behavior is extremely cruel."
The crowd burst into laughter.
Shao Mochen took Bai Ze to the direction they came from yesterday, and he also borrowed fishing rods and nets from the villagers.
Arriving at the edge of the gurgling river, Bai Ze was about to take off his shoes and socks when he was yelled at, "What are you doing?!"
Bai Ze said blankly, "Fishing."
Shao Mochen looked at the camera and restrained his tone, and said in a flat tone: "You have just caught a cold, don't go into the water."
Bai Ze blinked, that was a year ago, right?Just looking at the look in Shao Mochen's eyes, after getting along for so many years, both of them knew that those worries were nothing more than caring, and they no longer persisted.
Seeing that he was obedient, Shao Mochen casually told the camera some interesting stories from the past, "When filming, an actor was so frozen in ice water that he couldn't even make an expression. I have a fever, and I’m not allowed to tell others.”
"The fish ran away." Bai Ze's ears were reddish, and he kicked his shoes.
"Look, I'm not allowed to say it yet." Shao Mochen spread his hands at the camera, with a helpless smile in his eyes.
"cough……"
Shao Mochen raised his hand in surrender, jokingly said: "I dare not say it anymore, what if Director Bai cuts it for me?"
"Have you cut it? The Forbidden City is not recruiting for this position now."
Shao Mochen sealed his mouth, but compared his mouth shapes in the dead corner of the camera - you, give up, no, get, yes.
Bai Ze smiled lowly, and shook his index finger slightly.
——You, lose, lose, lose.
Bai Ze narrowed his eyes, meaning, what does this have to do with me.
Shao Mochen smirked—is this, no, yes, relationship, heart, directing, acting, of, bottom, half, body, sex, blessing?
"Fish!" Someone exclaimed.
Shao Mochen took a stone and slapped it, and the fish fainted on the water.
The staff couldn't help applauding, and Bai Ze was also very excited. He reached out and held the fish in front of him, "Kiss it."
Shao Mochen looked at the dizzy fish in disgust and shook his head.
"It won't turn into a mermaid after you kiss it, so we can eat it without worry, otherwise it's too cruel." Bai Ze spoke nonsense seriously.
"Then why don't you kiss?" Shao Mochen's childishness also came up.
"I'm not as handsome as you."
Shao Mochen was startled, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, and he pretended to be calm and said, "Oh."
"Fish." Bai Ze lowered his head and pointed.
"Those who swim together may be a couple."
"Oh." Then don't eat them.
Staff: "..." Did they miss something just now?
Shao Mochen suddenly remembered an incident a long time ago. At that time, he was filming in another place, but the props were not made strong, and there was a small accident. When he was sent to the hospital, the doctor diagnosed him negatively, and there might be scars.
Of course, Shao Mochen couldn't really not care, but after talking with Bai Ze on the phone, the man's calm tone calmed him down.It didn't seem like a big deal either.
When he opened his eyes the next day, the ward was uncharacteristically quiet. Shao Mochen opened his eyes in confusion, and saw Bai Ze's smiling face, "Shut up, you've been hijacked."
"Why are you here?" Shao Mochen hooked his fingers, "There should be quite a few reporters outside."
"I'm not as handsome as you, I got in with a disguise."
Shao Mochen was amused by him, and touched his forehead, "Not handsome anymore."
Bai Ze dissatisfied: "You are fraudulent."
Shao Mochen blinked.
Bai Ze explained: "When I came in with your ID just now, I said it was your brother. The little nurse took a look at me and turned it off. A group of people said you are so handsome, you are more handsome in real life than on TV. " He pointed back at himself, "I still think I'm pretty handsome, if you're not handsome, you'll compare me to me, how do you let me get along. No, how do you let the directors get along? Last week Some people praised me as the most handsome director in the director's world."
Shao Mochen smiled and bent over, knowing that Bai Ze was coaxing him on purpose, but at that moment, all the haze in his heart dissipated.
"You think I'm pretty?"
Bai Ze looked like you were practicing nonsense, "Someone chased you when you were 14, and other boys regarded you as a public enemy. I didn't get a proposal until I was 20. What do you think?"
Afterwards, Bai Ze took him to the hospital for a physical examination, and the production team gave him a big vacation in fear. The film king... was disfigured in their production team, and they were afraid of being torn apart by fans.
Pig’s trotters, bird’s nest, and big bones are made in turns, and the soup and water are nourishing. The doctor said, “Did your brother treat you as a wife? It hurts? If there are scars, I will doubt my medical skills.”
On the last day when he was about to be discharged from the hospital, when Shao Mochen was about to untie the gauze, Bai Ze suddenly pressed his gauze and said, "Even if there is a scar, people can look at me a few more times when we go out, as long as you don't Just be jealous."
Doctor: "..." Did he come early? He didn't hear anything.
Fortunately, there was no scar left in the end, just a shallow scar, and the doctor could heal with food supplements.
"Doctor, are those two people, that handsome man really his brother?"
The doctor glanced at the starry eyes of the young nurses, and "hummed", "What else? Work hard, don't think about it."
I added something in my heart, Bai Ze is worthy of being a good-looking figure in the director world, but he didn't ask for an autograph QAQ
The villain in the doctor with facial paralysis is already leaning on the wall and crying, and the die-hard fans feel so bitter.
***
Here, Bai Ze, Shao Mochen caught a fish, and Pink Bubble accidentally injured the staff, and the staff in other groups were also having a hard time.
The chemistry between Liu Manjing and Xu Chengyu is always lacking, there is more than politeness but not enough intimacy.In fact, it was Xu Chengyu's words that annoyed Liu Manjing - "We will have very few shots like this."
"Then what do you want to do?" Liu Manjing laughed angrily. What she communicated with Xu Chengyu before was that the two would take the route of siblings.As a result, Xu Chengyu temporarily repented and began to show his boyfriend power. Liu Manjing knew what he was thinking with her knees.
"Even men have to rely on selling rot these days. What do you care about?"
"Selling rot? Who are you talking about?" Liu Manjing said coldly.
"Who am I talking about?" The corners of Xu Chengyu's lips curled mockingly, "I didn't communicate with each other before, but now? The acting skills are really good."
Liu Manjing sneered, "That's just your wishful thinking."
After that, the relationship between the two froze. Liu Manjing could understand his thoughts, but it didn't mean she was obliged to cooperate.
……
The staff who followed Cheng Cheng and Sangqi were looking at the two people who were holding a rabbit but excited as if they were hunting a beast. They deeply felt that they were also mentally retarded when they followed them. Did they follow? The two idiots completed the legendary act of waiting for rabbits?
"Hey, didn't you let it go?" the staff suggested to her.
Sang Qi blinked, "What shall we eat if we let it go?"
Staff: "..." I'm so tired, why don't you play cards according to common sense?
"You don't eat rabbit meat?" Sang Qi asked back.
"…eat."
"Is this different from what you bought at the vegetable market?" Sang Qi glanced at everyone's dinner, and said with a little distaste: "Except for being a little thinner."
Staff member: "..." It seems to be the same reason.
Cheng Cheng stretched out his hand, "Let me carry it."
It's not that Sang Qi really doesn't understand what the staff means, but she thinks that this kind of behavior of not giving them food, letting them hunt and release them, and finally condemning them for their lack of love is just right and wrong.
And she couldn't understand some behaviors of buying ingredients from the market and then going to a random place to release them, as if she really had a lot of love.
"Brother Cheng, you want to hunt for something else, let me carry it and see how long it pretends to be dizzy?"
The rabbit who was knocked unconscious by the tree trunk: "..." Rabbit life is so hard.
"Ah! There are pheasants there." Sanqi exclaimed excitedly.
The staff who ran wildly with Cheng Cheng suddenly missed that silly rabbit a little bit. Wasn't this pheasant really playing tricks on them?
……
"Dig more."
"Food bucket." Qu Lancang said disgustedly, bent down and continued digging potatoes.
"Maybe I have to rely on my potatoes to fill my stomach, so don't eat them."
"How can I miss you?"
"You are an honorific name, but later I found out that you are a clothes crown..." Yang Xuxu swallowed the last two words.
Qu Lancang was not annoyed, "I remember you played a fox in the TV series you are going to broadcast soon." The implication is, who is the beast.
Yang Xuxu, who has never won a bickering: "..."
After a long time, two blushes appeared on Yang Xuxu's face, "Do you know what I have acted in?"
Qu Lancang froze, and said uncomfortably: "I found it on the Internet."
"You searched for me?!"
"Shut up and get to work."
The author has something to say:
I worked overtime yesterday, so I postponed the update until today, okay? =3=
You'll Also Like
-
I, Uchiha Yu, am solely focused on cultivating immortality.
Chapter 425 22 hours ago -
My system is 3,000 years ahead.
Chapter 276 22 hours ago -
Battle Through the Heavens: Rebirth of Gu He, Starting with a Strategy to Win Over Yun Yun
Chapter 189 22 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: I am the Destruction Judgment, the Divine Skill World Annihilation.
Chapter 281 22 hours ago -
Perfect: Unparalleled comprehension, creating an invincible magic at the start.
Chapter 276 22 hours ago -
Rebirth Begins with a Useless Person Returning Home
Chapter 258 22 hours ago -
The CEO's Dream Beauty
Chapter 338 22 hours ago -
Reboot the God of War game
Chapter 841 22 hours ago -
Rebirth of a Female Doctor on Her Business Journey
Chapter 208 22 hours ago -
The Strongest Organization in the Apocalypse
Chapter 153 22 hours ago