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But Tang Yao seemed to like this very much. She walked over, took a handkerchief, wiped the man's tears, and softly coaxed, "Okay, okay, didn't I say nothing, just be obedient , I will love you in the future."

The man choked again aggrievedly, then stopped his tears.

Shen Ren was dumbfounded, but he always felt that something was wrong.

Probably because this person looks like he went to Korea first and then to Thailand?

Fortunately, Tang Yao and this person didn't get tired of it for a long time, so they started to introduce each other.

Shen Ren tried his best to remember that the one in black is Gui Langjun, the one in white robe is Shu Langjun, the one in suit is Meng Langjun, the one in Tang suit is She Langjun, and the one in green shirt is Zhu Lang. Jun, the one in plush pajamas is Pan Langjun.

Shen Ren felt something was wrong again at this moment.

Although it's not the dog days now, but it's also summer, Pan Langjun, aren't you hot in your plush pajamas?

Shen Ren couldn't help looking at Pan Langjun a few more times, but remembering that when he went to the property interview, there was a girl wearing a fur scarf on a hot day, so maybe this is some special hobby.

Several people sat down separately, Shen Ren only felt that the atmosphere was weird, these people were only interested in flattering Tang Yao, they basically ignored the people around them, and even stepped on their words.

Is this... really all about competition?

I don't know whether Tang Yao will only choose one or several after seven days. Thinking about the later development, Shen Ren feels extremely cold, and his three views are still right!

But in fact, not everyone is trying to please Tang Yao, at least there is no such thing as Pan Langjun in plush pajamas. He is trying to please Mr. Zhu, asking if you want to drink some water, and if you want some food Fruit, are you tired, are you hot, are you bored... that caring, gentle and considerate look, it seems that he is after Zhu Langjun.

However, Mr. Zhu Lang looked very scared, with his head buried very low, and he combed his long hair that was not tied up. When he was standing just now, he looked very suave. Hanging down, even covering the face, it was a bit gloomy.

However, Pan Langjun didn't feel it at all, and Tang Yao couldn't help but look over while whispering endlessly, and then said with a smile, "Pan Langjun, you scare Zhu Langjun."

Pan Langjun didn't feel it at all, he rested his chin on his hands and looked innocently, "I'm so cute, how can I scare people."

After speaking, he asked Zhu Langjun beside him, "Are you afraid of me?"

Zhu Langjun almost got under the table and didn't answer at all.

Pan Langjun pouted and acted cutely, "What are you talking about? Am I that scary? How cute am I!"

Zhu Langjun still ignored him, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Zhu Langjun lightly, Zhu Langjun actually thumped and was pushed directly to the ground by him.

Pan Langjun looked at his paw, "Hey, I didn't control the strength well."

Then he quickly jumped off the chair, apologized, and wanted to help Zhu Langjun up, but Zhu Langjun was so scared that he finally said, "You, you, you, don't come here!"

While talking, he rubbed on the ground and backed away regardless of his image.

Pan Langjun stopped moving and looked at Zhu Langjun with a very sad look.

Shen Ren felt that the smile on Tang Yao's face could not be maintained anymore, but she finally clapped her hands and called two little girls over, "You two, help Zhu Langjun up and take him upstairs Change clothes."

Two little girls helped the trembling Zhu Langjun upstairs, Pan Langjun looked at Zhu Langjun's back very sadly, "Why are you so afraid of him, he is so cute and cute!"

Tang Yao's smile really couldn't be maintained anymore, "Pan Langjun, sit down quickly, the food is about to be served."

Pan Langjun sat down, but his eyes followed Zhu Langjun's back reluctantly.

Tang Yao was already taking a deep breath. Fortunately, Mr. Shu Lang spoke in time, "My lady, all the distinguished guests, you must be hungry."

Tang Yao then clapped his hands again, motioning for the children to serve.

Shen Ren couldn't help but feel a little frightened when he saw little girls who were not much higher than his waist, carrying plates that were a bit too big for them.

But where did Tang Yao get so many little girls who look like flower bones? From the moment he entered the door to now, he has seen more than a dozen.

Didn't you buy it?But when these little girls looked at Tang Yao, their eyes were full of reverence and longing, which is not like...

He really wanted to discuss it with Yao Zhuo, but he took a look at Yao Zhuo. After he took the seat, he was terribly quiet, probably still immersed in the distress that his lover is going to get married and the groom is not me.

Shen Ren really wanted to comfort him by saying that the people here are not as good as him... But after thinking about it, he didn't know whether it was comforting or stimulating, so he held back and didn't speak.

No matter what the situation was, these little girls were still agile. After a while, the huge table was filled with celadon dishes.

Tang Yao smiled and said, "This is something I specially prepared to welcome the two of you. If ordinary people come, I will be reluctant."

Shen Ren was so busy thinking about the origins of these little girls just now that he didn't pay attention to see what the dishes with more than a dozen plates were. Hearing what Tang Yao said, he moved his eyes to the table, and after a look, Shocked!

What kind of dishes are these!

Fried silkworm chrysalis, fried dragonfly, fried centipede, fried bamboo worm, fried spider, fried cricket, fried bee chrysalis, fried hornet, fried mole cricket...

There is a scene where ants are climbing a tree, where meat sauce should be poured, it is really ants!

Shen Ren's hand had already touched the chopsticks, but when he saw the food on the table, he lost his appetite and silently let go.

However, Tang Yao was still very enthusiastic, "Try it, I carefully prepared this for you, it is delicious and nutritious, I guarantee that if you eat it once, you will want to eat it a second time."

Liar!

Shen Ren wanted to look at Tang Yao with accusing eyes. Although he was starving now, he still couldn't bear to ask him to eat these!

Fortunately, there are people who are not used to it more than him. The Mr. Gui, who was scolded by Tang Yao just now, acted coquettishly, "Lady, you are so partial, we don't follow. Although these things are good, but Our brothers don’t like to eat, so you can’t love the new and dislike the old, my lady.”

Several other people also acted like a baby with him, which made Shen Ren get goosebumps all over his body.

But he also understood why Tang Yao didn't choose Yaozhuo. If she liked her, Yaozhuo really couldn't do it.

But why did she chase after herself in the first place?I can't do this myself!

But Tang Yao glanced at them with a smile, "Understood, when will I stop loving you?"

After saying this, he said to a little girl standing beside him, "Go, prepare some food that gentlemen like to eat."

Hearing what Tang Yao said, these gentlemen were all smiling. Only Pan Langjun looked melancholy at the steps leading to the small building. At this time, Zhu Langjun just walked down, and Pan Langjun saw it. , his eyes were shining brightly, and Zhu Langjun was so scared that he almost ran back upstairs again, but he held back and came back.

Shen Ren looked at him, he didn't change his clothes at all... But it was indeed clean, maybe all his clothes were the same?

At this moment, the little girls brought the plates from behind again, and Shen Ren turned his gaze back. He thought that he hoped that the food these gentlemen ate would be normal, so that he could still eat his fill.

But when he cast his eyes on the plate, he felt desperate again, what the hell are these!

A plate of tender candles, a plate of tower incense, a plate of raw sparrows, a plate of eggs, a plate of paste, a plate of black soup, a plate of clear water, and a plate of raw meat...

This is too fooling people!

Gui Langjun, Shu Langjun, Meng Langjun, She Langjun and Zhu Langjun were all moved, especially Shu Langjun and She Langjun, the tenderness and sweetness in their eyes dripped out up.

Shen Ren could only secretly look at the plate of silkworm chrysalis, thinking that that was the one he could accept.

Seeing that the dishes were ready, Tang Yao picked up the chopsticks, "Don't be too polite, let's start eating. I'm impatient with those polite manners, just do what you want."

Then Shen Ren opened his eyes, because Tang Yao really ate those bugs again, and every time he gave one to his mouth, he showed an expression of enjoyment, and when his teeth chewed, he made a creaking sound...

He couldn't even eat the silkworm chrysalis, so he quickly looked away.

But the table is round, if you don’t look at Tang Yao, you have to look at the other gentlemen, it’s not any better at all, Gui Langjun and Meng Langjun hold small candles and tower incense, smelling like drug addicts, Mr. Shu Lang drank two mouthfuls of black soup and ate two mouthfuls of paste. Although his posture was elegant, his mouthful... couldn't bear to look directly at it and couldn't describe it.

She Langjun is also very direct, he threw a sparrow in his mouth, he didn't even chew it, he just swallowed it like that!

Shen Ren felt choked up for him.

Forget it, he threw the egg directly into his mouth!Unpeeled eggs!

Shen Ren felt that he could see the traces of the egg sliding down his throat. When he threw the second one, the egg was probably a bit bigger, so Shen Ren saw with his own eyes that She Langjun's front teeth broke the egg. The egg was actually raw, so the yellow, white and white egg soup flowed down the corners of She Langjun's lips. She Langjun stuck out his tongue and licked it, not a single drop was wasted... But Shen Ren disgusted quickly He looked away again.

In comparison, the one who ate more quietly was Zhu Langjun, because he was just drinking water!Yes, he drank the big basin of water and was delighted.

Meanwhile, Pan Langjun, who was at the side, pulled the plate of meat in front of him in distaste twice, without moving, and put his enthusiastic eyes on Zhu Langjun again.

By this time, if Shen Ren didn't notice anything was wrong, he would really be a fool!

He looked at Yao Zhuo with searching eyes, and asked him with his eyes, what's going on?I never noticed that Tang Yao was so abnormal before! ! !

At this time, Tang Yao had just eaten a spider. The spider was as big as a baby's fist. Its eight legs trembled at the corners of her lips for a long time before she swallowed it all. Then she wiped it off with the veil handed over by the little girl Wipe the corners of her lips, and then softly asked those gentlemen, "Is it delicious?"

Those gentlemen nodded one after another, and Mr. She Lang also handed over a sparrow, "Lady, I specially reserved it for you, try it."

Tang Yao actually took it, and threw it into his mouth. The sound of flesh and bones grinding made Shen Ren's scalp tingle!

After eating, she looked at Mr. She with a smile, "Mr. Lang is so kind to me."

Mr. She Lang was overjoyed when he received this praise, "After I get married to my wife, I will take my wife to Suidi, where there is a famous dish called Sanming. After eating it, the mouth will be fragrant, and I can't stop it."

Shen Ren has seen this dish on TV!

He already felt like he was going to throw up!

Yao Zhuo looked at Shen Ren's already blue face, and gently put the chopsticks on the table, "The journey is quite tiring, and I don't feel like eating now, I want to go back and have a rest first..."

Before he finished speaking, four little girls suddenly ran in from the outside. Their blue clothes became pitch black, and their faces were also black and white. They cried to Tang Yao, "Miss, ma'am , we went to clean up the room for the guests according to your order, but after entering, for some reason, there was a fire chasing us, woo woo woo, we are so scared, lady."

While they were talking, they looked towards Yao Zhuo and Shen Ren, with grievances and accusations in their eyes.

Hearing this, Tang Yao wiped off the dust on the faces of those little girls, but looked at Yao Zhuo with displeased eyes, "Yao Zhuo, you are going too far, they are just little girls, how could you with fire..."

"It's just an illusion, otherwise they can still come out?"

Tang Yao paused, and forced a smile, "You are too worried about me here. We have been friends for so many years, and you are still so defensive, it really makes me sad."

Yao Zhuo glanced lightly across the gentlemen at the table, and sighed softly, "I can't rest assured that you want to get married in such a hurry."

A few gentlemen showed expressions of dissatisfaction, but Tang Yao glanced over, and they became quiet.

Tang Yao took a handkerchief and wiped her hands, then giggled, "It's too difficult to live alone, you should know this best, otherwise why do you have to think about it..."

Before she could finish speaking, she saw Yaozhuo's face sinking, and she sighed, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything!"

Then she changed the subject, "I don't want to go on, anyway, I have enough to eat every day, so you don't have to worry about them."

As she spoke, she picked up another silkworm chrysalis, slowly peeled it off and put it in her mouth.

Yao Zhuo looked at her slow movements and said, "I hope."

After saying this, he turned to Shen Ren again, "Go back."

Shen Ren quickly stood up and followed behind Yao Zhuo.

The gentlemen on the table were filled with righteous indignation, "Lady, this man is so rude!"

"That's right, the lady carefully prepared a good banquet. Not only did they not appreciate it, they even treated the lady like this."

"Lady, drive them away, why keep them in trouble?"

"That's right, lady, isn't it enough for you to have a few of us?"

After hearing this, Shen Ren really wanted to turn around and ask, one by one, can you not switch genders!

But when he thought of the weird scene at the banquet just now, he felt that forget it, the most important thing was to keep up with Yaozhuo.

At this moment, Yao Zhuo turned his head, "We will settle the dinner by ourselves, so I won't bother Tang Yao."

After speaking, he took Shen Ren away completely, and naturally there were waves of complaints behind them, except Zhu Langjun who had been in a state of fear after drinking the water, and Pan Langjun who had a bored expression but kept staring at their backs .

The two went back to the small courtyard together, and Shen Ren followed Yao Zhuo closely all the time, fearing that he would fall behind by one step and be thrown in this strange place.

After entering the small courtyard and then the house, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let's go, this place...is too strange."

If it weren't for what Shen Ren and Tang Yao had seen a year and a half ago, Yao Zhuo wouldn't have come here at all.

No matter where it is, strength is the last word, and it is natural for the weak to prey on the strong, otherwise there would be no natural selection.

If you are not strong enough, no one will pity you at all, especially these people today, they have no good intentions when they come to Tang Yao. Even if they lose their lives, they asked for it. Do justice to these people.

But now, they can't leave without figuring out some things.

So Yao Zhuo comforted Shen Ren, "Since you're here, why don't you leave after attending the wedding?"

Shen Ren felt that the baby was very angry!

This is for the sake of beauty, the ghost is fascinated!

But thinking about the situation at the dinner table just now, isn't this really a ghostly obsession?

Shen Ren leaned over, bravely broke Yao Zhuo's head, and told him to look at him, "Yao Zhuo, be sober, there is no grass anywhere in the world, something is obviously wrong here, I am doing this for your own good !"

The two looked at each other like this, Shen Ren was still very serious, but the corners of Yaozhuo's lips were raised, he even smiled slightly, then put his forehead on Shen Ren's forehead, and then said, "do not worry."

Because of Yao Zhuo's actions, Shen Ren felt that he was going to be out of breath, but fortunately Yao Zhuo got away quickly and left.

But Shen Ren still felt his heart beating faster, he must be angry, angry!

He followed behind Yaozhuo and thought, "Wake up, Yaozhuo, you can't do this, this is a matter of life and death!"

Yao Zhuo suddenly looked at him, and said as if swearing, "Don't worry, as long as I'm here, I will never let you have any accident this time!"

Shen Ren's heart beat faster again, but!

... I don't like female monsters, so what's wrong with me!

But looking at Yao Zhuo's appearance, he is determined to stay. Hey, even if he knows that the other party is abnormal, he can still behave like this. Is this probably true love?

In this case, he will risk his life to accompany the gentleman!

It can be regarded as a repayment of Yao Zhuo's kindness.

But... you said that you want to fight the monsters for [-] rounds and die for Yaozhuo, he is not unacceptable, but the current situation is that he is likely to be starved to death before fighting the monsters. It's not worth it!

Just thinking about it made his stomach growl.

It's so sad that you can't even buy instant noodles in this shabby place.

I should have known that I just came back from stealing some sparrows and eggs. There is a small kitchen in this house, and it would be nice to boil it with clean water.

When he was thinking about it, he suddenly smelled the aroma of roasted chicken. Following the smell, Yao Zhuo took out a roasted chicken from nowhere, and he was holding it in his hand at the moment. Although it was not hot, it was The golden skin and attractive aroma told Shen Ren that this roast chicken must be extremely delicious.

Yao Zhuo looked at Shen Ren's salivating eyes, and handed him the roast chicken, "Eat it, you won't be hungry!"

Ever since he saw Yi Qing transform into a lollipop some time ago, he has been collecting these foods, and now it really comes in handy!

Shen Ren was very happy when he had something to eat. He tore off a thigh and handed it to Yao Zhuo, looking at Yao Zhuo's suitcase, "I don't know when you bought food and put it in."

Yao Zhuo remained calm, "I asked Mr. Yu Lin to buy it for me."

Shen Ren didn't suspect him at all, he tore off the chicken legs and wings and distributed them to Yaozhuo, and ate the meat from other places by himself, still very happy.

Yao Zhuo ate the chicken leg in his hand, and pushed the rest back to Shen Ren, "Eat it, I can't eat so much."

Shen Ren gnawed on the roasted chicken until his mouth was full of oil, but he still comforted Yao Zhuo, "Even if you are broken in love, you still have to eat, and eat some more."

Yao Zhuo looked at his staring eyes and sighed helplessly...

If it weren't for... He really wanted to kiss him regardless of the oily mouth, and let Shen Ren know who he really was in his heart.

But...he could only remain calm, "Eat quickly, take a rest after eating, and go back to the hot spring."

Anyway, he couldn't leave anyway, instead of trembling, it's better to enjoy and enjoy, so Shen Ren happily accepted Yao Zhuo's suggestion, happily ate the roast chicken, tidied up the bones, washed his hands and climbed into bed.

After he lay flat, he looked at Yao Zhuo who was sitting on the chair, "Don't you come up to rest for a while? Yao Zhuo, be careful, you can't stop eating or resting because of a broken relationship, that's too stupid, be more mature, she won't It's her loss to like you, find a better one later, and piss her off!"

Yao Zhuo turned his head, glanced at Shen Ren who didn't know anything in the red curtain, and had a silly expression. He wanted to go out and sigh for himself, but in the end, he also got on the big bed, "Have a good rest."