The years when I was a husky
Chapter 6 Chapter 6
"Good boy." Squatting on the ground with two ponytails, he patted Jiang Yunhan's head.
Although extremely reluctant, Jiang Yunhan did not escape.
After petting the dog for a while, the squad leader asked Shuangmawei: "You know better, what kind of dog is this?"
After hearing this, the two ponytails began to look at Jiang Yunhan seriously.Stared at by those scorching eyes, the hairs on Jiang Yunhan's body almost exploded.
Will she already find out that I'm a wolf...
no!I must hide my identity!At least I have to wait until I can take shape before leaving Qiu Jinnian's house!
So, Jiang Yunhan's brain was running fast, preparing to disguise himself as a husky.
He thought about what the huskies would do—offenders, tear down the house, let go.
He resolutely chose the house demolition with the lowest degree of difficulty. Then, Jiang Yunhan opened his mouth, pulled out half of his tongue, his ears stood up and the other collapsed, and forced out a cross-eyed—it seemed that his brain was not working well. Yazi.
Just when Jiang Yunhan forcibly put on a cane-making expression and turned around to eat the stone lion in front of Liuweizhai, Qiu Jinnian finally came to the rescue: "He is a husky—"
Jiang Yunhan breathed a sigh of relief, okay, I admit that you are my father, this wave of rescue came too timely, so the identity has not been revealed.
Qiu Jinnian continued, "The name is Italian Cannon."
……
In Qiu Jinnian, they didn't ask me my name, please, please give me a B-level in naming yourself, thank you :)
Sure enough, the girl with twin tails and the squad leader burst out laughing when they heard the name.
But the girl wearing glasses didn't smile, she seemed to have thought of something very interesting, her eyes glowed green, she looked excitedly between Jiang Yunhan and Qiu Jinnian, and said thoughtfully: "It's the gun!" Ah... tsk tsk, Qiu Jinnian, don't regret choosing this name in the future."
The squad leader laughed enough, squatted down/body up: "Italian gun, shake hands."
Jiang Yunhan: ...Get lost.
So the pair of ponytails saw that a half-sized dog changed from its stupid/disabled appearance just now, but squinted its eyes slightly, with its ears sticking out, and looked at them with extreme disdain from the corners of its eyes.
The glasses girl pushed her frame: "Maybe it can't shake hands, why don't we try what Qiu Jinnian said?"
The twintails didn't respond: "Which one?"
The squad leader remembered: "Let it try to use the flush toilet?"
As soon as the squad leader finished asking this question, she felt something pulling her under her feet. When she looked down, it turned out to be an Italian cannon.
It is squatting upright, its tail is properly pressed under its buttocks, its left paw is stretched out, and its nails are retracted into the pads—come on, shake hands.
Compared to flushing the toilet in public, sure enough, it is more decent to perform a handshake :)
The three girls rubbed left and right and sucked enough barking, and planned to go in for dinner.
"Oh, that's right." The squad leader stopped and rummaged through his small satchel for a while, "I also have a dog at home, but it is already an adult dog. I brought the dog food for its puppy when I was a child." , you can eat Italian cannon. You were so good just now, so I gave it to you."
With that said, he took out a bag of dog food from his satchel.
It was a transparent ziplock bag, which contained less than one kilogram of gray-brown dog food. The manufacturer took great care to press each piece of dog food into the shape of small bones.
It's really fragrant.
It's just that Jiang Yunhan doesn't eat dog food.
The squad leader zipped up the bag: "I'm going to eat Kung Pao chicken rice with rice at noon today, what are you two eating?"
The three little sisters were about to go in for dinner, but were suddenly stopped again.
Jiang Yunhan stood in front of the monitor with the bag of dog food in his mouth.It put the bag of dog food next to the monitor's shoes, sat down, and nodded politely.
Twintails realized belatedly: "Ah, it doesn't seem to like dog food."
"No way, so smart?" The squad leader picked up the bag of rations, and brought it to Jiang Yunhan's mouth without giving up.
Jiang Yunhan bit back again, nodded politely, and shook his ears.
The glasses girl was also shocked: "This is really the most sensible husky I've ever seen. This guy's IQ has not been sealed by the high temperature in city A. It's so unscientific."
Jiang Yunhan waited for the monitor to put away the dog food, and then returned to lie down in the shade on the steps, and continued to wait for Qiu Jinnian to get off work.
In the corner, several girls saw this scene.
One of them took this video casually and posted it on the forum of University A——"No way, no way?I'm not the only one who thinks this dog is a foul, right? "
It was originally a meal time, and the student party held a mobile phone even when eating, so this post was quickly pushed up.
[Fake it, this Erha is too cute, hey!Also bowed to thank you! 】
[One halves top three tigers, three halves fight against the aircraft carrier, five halves fight against God, ten halves create a century.Hiss... Its owner dares to raise this thing, boss, do you need a boyfriend?I'm 1.8 meters loli, I don't want to struggle anymore. 】
[In this background, Liuweizhai at the entrance of the East Restaurant?His pot buns are also very good, I just go to have a cool and pet the dog tomorrow. 】
[Take me upstairs, and I will go too. 】
【plus one】
In less than an hour, the tall building rose from the ground, and the post was immediately popular on the front page.
But Qiu Jinnian didn't know about all this, he just brought his own meal and was going to take the Italian cannon to the playground to eat.
Because Jiang Yunhan's stature is pumping too fast, he is no longer the puppy who can hide under the stool, and he is a pet after all, Qiu Jinnian is afraid that its hair will float into the diner's meal, so every time Take the initiative to take out the meal and eat it.
The boss also felt Qiu Jinnian's intentions, so he simply turned a blind eye to this matter, but he also clearly told Qiu Jinnian that after changing his clothes before going to work, there should be no dog hair in the restaurant .
Jiang Yunhan is also aware of current affairs. Since he got bigger, he has only been lying on the steps recently, and has never entered Liuweizhai again.
When going to work the next day, Qiu Jinnian was dumbfounded.
Wearing a doll costume, he stared blankly at the people crowded at the door.Most of them are girls, but there are also quite a few boys who keep taking pictures of their silly dogs with their mobile phones.
Several young ladies brought dog food here, just to watch the husky obediently return the bag of dog food to them.
Qiu Jinnian immediately turned into Star Eyes!These are all potential customers!These are all walking RMB!
As a result, the door of Liuweizhai was filled with shouts of Qiu Jinnian's dog legs——
"Boss, go in and take a look at the leaflets, bring your girlfriend to dinner and send flowers!"
"Charge [-] and get [-] free, go in and have a look, Boss!"
"Student, you can save ten yuan by forwarding it to Moments!"
Looking at the restaurant that was already full after a few moments, Qiu Jin Nian Le went crazy.
The boss calculates the commission based on headcount, so I really made a lot of money today!
Surrounded by the crowd, Jiang Yunhan kept nodding his head and shook hands with others, the frequency of shaking hands was higher than that of the head of the government.
In the end, the well-educated Mr. Jiang couldn't care less. He lay down on the ground. If someone brought dog food over, he would stretch out his paws and push the dog food in front of that person. The meaning was very clear—— —
Your own stuff, take it away from me, I won't eat it!
If he asks for a handshake again, Jiang Yunhan will turn his head directly and point his hairy big butt at him.
On this day, Mr. Jiang finally realized that it is difficult to be a person, but even more difficult to be a dog.
I'm not human, but you are real dogs.
After waiting for an hour, Qiu Jinnian finally got off work, and Jiang Yunhan was surrounded by all kinds of snacks.
The yogurt bread and ham sausage is fine, and the worst thing is, there are instant noodles? ?
Do you think this is the comrade of the police who pushes a small car on the train and keeps telling you to put your feet away? ?
Qiu Jinnian took off his doll costume, and regardless of his stinky sweat, he hugged Jiang Yunhan and spun around in circles: "Italian cannon! Dad doesn't even know that you are not an ordinary dog!"
Jiang Yunhan was about to be dizzy, but when he heard these words, he instantly sobered up.
Does Qiu Jinnian already know my identity?
If he knows I'm a wolf, am I going to be sent to a zoo for people to see?
Jiang Yunhan looked solemn.
Here Qiu Jinnian smiled like a [-]-ton fool: "So you are a lucky dog!!"
……
I overestimated the IQ of my 'dad', my 'dad''s IQ and 'husky son' are a perfect match.
Qiu Jinnian packed up all the snacks on the ground, took the staff meals and ran away, and took Jiang Yunhan to find a place to sit on the playground stands.
Today's business is much hotter than usual. The boss is so generous that he ordered three dishes for Qiu Jinnian, all of which were meat dishes!
In this way, even Jiang Yunhan's food has improved a lot.
But he is not very happy, because his 'father' is really noisy.
"Ten people are worth ten yuan. Today, about a hundred people are brought in. This is 100 yuan. If the business can be so good every day, then I can get more than 2000 yuan this month!"
Qiu Jinnian poked his rice excitedly, and mixed the vegetable soup and rice well.
Jiang Yunhan ate in a polite manner, and listened to Qiu Jinnian's chatter.
"When I have money, I must learn to enjoy life. When I get my salary this month, I will indulge as much as I can."
I don't know if it's hot or happy, but the flesh of Qiu Jinnian's apples is red, like a ripe peach.
Jiang Yunhan chewed the shredded pork with green peppers gracefully, thinking, in the eyes of Qiu Jinnian, what is indulgence?Go to sea to buy an island for vacation?Buy a big villa?Or buy a house within the third ring road of the imperial capital?
"I want to order takeaway! Just order the braised chicken and rice that I have been reluctant to eat! I want to order a large portion!"
With a sound of "poof", Jiang Yunhan sprayed the shredded pork with green peppers in his mouth clean...
"Hey~" Qiu Jinnian looked disgusted, hurriedly cleaned up, and then scolded Jiang Yunhan with a straight face, "Italian Pao, don't be so rude when you eat, you can learn from your father, okay?"
……
What can I learn from you?Talk while eating?Or follow your example and order a braised chicken brand dog food as a luxury?
The author has something to say:
Question about whether dogs can eat salt.
Jiang Yunhan is human, so the eating habits I set are the same as human beings, so he does not eat dog food or canned dog food.
As for eating salt, emmmmm my grandma’s little local dog eats steamed buns soaked in vegetable water and some leftovers of meat that are not used for cooking every day.But many people say that dogs cannot eat salt, which is not good for their health.
I don't know much about this, so I won't discuss it in this article, and I hope everyone can comment rationally, thank you everyone (bow).
感谢在2020-07-1821:00:35~2020-07-1920:49:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 small dumpling dumpling;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of spring and autumn;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Although extremely reluctant, Jiang Yunhan did not escape.
After petting the dog for a while, the squad leader asked Shuangmawei: "You know better, what kind of dog is this?"
After hearing this, the two ponytails began to look at Jiang Yunhan seriously.Stared at by those scorching eyes, the hairs on Jiang Yunhan's body almost exploded.
Will she already find out that I'm a wolf...
no!I must hide my identity!At least I have to wait until I can take shape before leaving Qiu Jinnian's house!
So, Jiang Yunhan's brain was running fast, preparing to disguise himself as a husky.
He thought about what the huskies would do—offenders, tear down the house, let go.
He resolutely chose the house demolition with the lowest degree of difficulty. Then, Jiang Yunhan opened his mouth, pulled out half of his tongue, his ears stood up and the other collapsed, and forced out a cross-eyed—it seemed that his brain was not working well. Yazi.
Just when Jiang Yunhan forcibly put on a cane-making expression and turned around to eat the stone lion in front of Liuweizhai, Qiu Jinnian finally came to the rescue: "He is a husky—"
Jiang Yunhan breathed a sigh of relief, okay, I admit that you are my father, this wave of rescue came too timely, so the identity has not been revealed.
Qiu Jinnian continued, "The name is Italian Cannon."
……
In Qiu Jinnian, they didn't ask me my name, please, please give me a B-level in naming yourself, thank you :)
Sure enough, the girl with twin tails and the squad leader burst out laughing when they heard the name.
But the girl wearing glasses didn't smile, she seemed to have thought of something very interesting, her eyes glowed green, she looked excitedly between Jiang Yunhan and Qiu Jinnian, and said thoughtfully: "It's the gun!" Ah... tsk tsk, Qiu Jinnian, don't regret choosing this name in the future."
The squad leader laughed enough, squatted down/body up: "Italian gun, shake hands."
Jiang Yunhan: ...Get lost.
So the pair of ponytails saw that a half-sized dog changed from its stupid/disabled appearance just now, but squinted its eyes slightly, with its ears sticking out, and looked at them with extreme disdain from the corners of its eyes.
The glasses girl pushed her frame: "Maybe it can't shake hands, why don't we try what Qiu Jinnian said?"
The twintails didn't respond: "Which one?"
The squad leader remembered: "Let it try to use the flush toilet?"
As soon as the squad leader finished asking this question, she felt something pulling her under her feet. When she looked down, it turned out to be an Italian cannon.
It is squatting upright, its tail is properly pressed under its buttocks, its left paw is stretched out, and its nails are retracted into the pads—come on, shake hands.
Compared to flushing the toilet in public, sure enough, it is more decent to perform a handshake :)
The three girls rubbed left and right and sucked enough barking, and planned to go in for dinner.
"Oh, that's right." The squad leader stopped and rummaged through his small satchel for a while, "I also have a dog at home, but it is already an adult dog. I brought the dog food for its puppy when I was a child." , you can eat Italian cannon. You were so good just now, so I gave it to you."
With that said, he took out a bag of dog food from his satchel.
It was a transparent ziplock bag, which contained less than one kilogram of gray-brown dog food. The manufacturer took great care to press each piece of dog food into the shape of small bones.
It's really fragrant.
It's just that Jiang Yunhan doesn't eat dog food.
The squad leader zipped up the bag: "I'm going to eat Kung Pao chicken rice with rice at noon today, what are you two eating?"
The three little sisters were about to go in for dinner, but were suddenly stopped again.
Jiang Yunhan stood in front of the monitor with the bag of dog food in his mouth.It put the bag of dog food next to the monitor's shoes, sat down, and nodded politely.
Twintails realized belatedly: "Ah, it doesn't seem to like dog food."
"No way, so smart?" The squad leader picked up the bag of rations, and brought it to Jiang Yunhan's mouth without giving up.
Jiang Yunhan bit back again, nodded politely, and shook his ears.
The glasses girl was also shocked: "This is really the most sensible husky I've ever seen. This guy's IQ has not been sealed by the high temperature in city A. It's so unscientific."
Jiang Yunhan waited for the monitor to put away the dog food, and then returned to lie down in the shade on the steps, and continued to wait for Qiu Jinnian to get off work.
In the corner, several girls saw this scene.
One of them took this video casually and posted it on the forum of University A——"No way, no way?I'm not the only one who thinks this dog is a foul, right? "
It was originally a meal time, and the student party held a mobile phone even when eating, so this post was quickly pushed up.
[Fake it, this Erha is too cute, hey!Also bowed to thank you! 】
[One halves top three tigers, three halves fight against the aircraft carrier, five halves fight against God, ten halves create a century.Hiss... Its owner dares to raise this thing, boss, do you need a boyfriend?I'm 1.8 meters loli, I don't want to struggle anymore. 】
[In this background, Liuweizhai at the entrance of the East Restaurant?His pot buns are also very good, I just go to have a cool and pet the dog tomorrow. 】
[Take me upstairs, and I will go too. 】
【plus one】
In less than an hour, the tall building rose from the ground, and the post was immediately popular on the front page.
But Qiu Jinnian didn't know about all this, he just brought his own meal and was going to take the Italian cannon to the playground to eat.
Because Jiang Yunhan's stature is pumping too fast, he is no longer the puppy who can hide under the stool, and he is a pet after all, Qiu Jinnian is afraid that its hair will float into the diner's meal, so every time Take the initiative to take out the meal and eat it.
The boss also felt Qiu Jinnian's intentions, so he simply turned a blind eye to this matter, but he also clearly told Qiu Jinnian that after changing his clothes before going to work, there should be no dog hair in the restaurant .
Jiang Yunhan is also aware of current affairs. Since he got bigger, he has only been lying on the steps recently, and has never entered Liuweizhai again.
When going to work the next day, Qiu Jinnian was dumbfounded.
Wearing a doll costume, he stared blankly at the people crowded at the door.Most of them are girls, but there are also quite a few boys who keep taking pictures of their silly dogs with their mobile phones.
Several young ladies brought dog food here, just to watch the husky obediently return the bag of dog food to them.
Qiu Jinnian immediately turned into Star Eyes!These are all potential customers!These are all walking RMB!
As a result, the door of Liuweizhai was filled with shouts of Qiu Jinnian's dog legs——
"Boss, go in and take a look at the leaflets, bring your girlfriend to dinner and send flowers!"
"Charge [-] and get [-] free, go in and have a look, Boss!"
"Student, you can save ten yuan by forwarding it to Moments!"
Looking at the restaurant that was already full after a few moments, Qiu Jin Nian Le went crazy.
The boss calculates the commission based on headcount, so I really made a lot of money today!
Surrounded by the crowd, Jiang Yunhan kept nodding his head and shook hands with others, the frequency of shaking hands was higher than that of the head of the government.
In the end, the well-educated Mr. Jiang couldn't care less. He lay down on the ground. If someone brought dog food over, he would stretch out his paws and push the dog food in front of that person. The meaning was very clear—— —
Your own stuff, take it away from me, I won't eat it!
If he asks for a handshake again, Jiang Yunhan will turn his head directly and point his hairy big butt at him.
On this day, Mr. Jiang finally realized that it is difficult to be a person, but even more difficult to be a dog.
I'm not human, but you are real dogs.
After waiting for an hour, Qiu Jinnian finally got off work, and Jiang Yunhan was surrounded by all kinds of snacks.
The yogurt bread and ham sausage is fine, and the worst thing is, there are instant noodles? ?
Do you think this is the comrade of the police who pushes a small car on the train and keeps telling you to put your feet away? ?
Qiu Jinnian took off his doll costume, and regardless of his stinky sweat, he hugged Jiang Yunhan and spun around in circles: "Italian cannon! Dad doesn't even know that you are not an ordinary dog!"
Jiang Yunhan was about to be dizzy, but when he heard these words, he instantly sobered up.
Does Qiu Jinnian already know my identity?
If he knows I'm a wolf, am I going to be sent to a zoo for people to see?
Jiang Yunhan looked solemn.
Here Qiu Jinnian smiled like a [-]-ton fool: "So you are a lucky dog!!"
……
I overestimated the IQ of my 'dad', my 'dad''s IQ and 'husky son' are a perfect match.
Qiu Jinnian packed up all the snacks on the ground, took the staff meals and ran away, and took Jiang Yunhan to find a place to sit on the playground stands.
Today's business is much hotter than usual. The boss is so generous that he ordered three dishes for Qiu Jinnian, all of which were meat dishes!
In this way, even Jiang Yunhan's food has improved a lot.
But he is not very happy, because his 'father' is really noisy.
"Ten people are worth ten yuan. Today, about a hundred people are brought in. This is 100 yuan. If the business can be so good every day, then I can get more than 2000 yuan this month!"
Qiu Jinnian poked his rice excitedly, and mixed the vegetable soup and rice well.
Jiang Yunhan ate in a polite manner, and listened to Qiu Jinnian's chatter.
"When I have money, I must learn to enjoy life. When I get my salary this month, I will indulge as much as I can."
I don't know if it's hot or happy, but the flesh of Qiu Jinnian's apples is red, like a ripe peach.
Jiang Yunhan chewed the shredded pork with green peppers gracefully, thinking, in the eyes of Qiu Jinnian, what is indulgence?Go to sea to buy an island for vacation?Buy a big villa?Or buy a house within the third ring road of the imperial capital?
"I want to order takeaway! Just order the braised chicken and rice that I have been reluctant to eat! I want to order a large portion!"
With a sound of "poof", Jiang Yunhan sprayed the shredded pork with green peppers in his mouth clean...
"Hey~" Qiu Jinnian looked disgusted, hurriedly cleaned up, and then scolded Jiang Yunhan with a straight face, "Italian Pao, don't be so rude when you eat, you can learn from your father, okay?"
……
What can I learn from you?Talk while eating?Or follow your example and order a braised chicken brand dog food as a luxury?
The author has something to say:
Question about whether dogs can eat salt.
Jiang Yunhan is human, so the eating habits I set are the same as human beings, so he does not eat dog food or canned dog food.
As for eating salt, emmmmm my grandma’s little local dog eats steamed buns soaked in vegetable water and some leftovers of meat that are not used for cooking every day.But many people say that dogs cannot eat salt, which is not good for their health.
I don't know much about this, so I won't discuss it in this article, and I hope everyone can comment rationally, thank you everyone (bow).
感谢在2020-07-1821:00:35~2020-07-1920:49:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 small dumpling dumpling;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of spring and autumn;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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