The owner always thinks I'm a dog

The next day, Zhouzhou got the consent of Duan Ling and Mao Xiaoyu, and happily showed off a "marriage certificate" on Weibo.

Su Xiaozhouzhou:

Take the real estate certificate and COS a marriage certificate hahaha, let's see if my husband is handsome!

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The comments became popular as expected. On the same day, "property certificate and marriage certificate", "Su Zhou's marriage", "blessings to Zhou Bao", "Mr. Duan saved the world in his previous life" and other related searches dominated the screen. Duan Ling couldn't help but brush Weibo between work, and couldn't stop swiping, and from time to time he showed a nasty smile of a baby's fried chicken Xinghu, watching Mu Tong's teeth sore, followed by scratching goosebumps all day long .

In short, Duan Lingxie had sex for a whole day, and when he got off work, his face was full of spring breeze, and everywhere he went, he radiated Buddha's light, Mu Tong couldn't help but complain, "Mr. Duan, you are so happy, why not hold a wedding banquet."

Duan Ling was still looking at the real estate certificate in his hand, his ears twitched, and he immediately raised his head, "Yes, yes, the wedding banquet, it makes sense!" Then he looked at the calendar and made a decision, "Tomorrow Let the whole company go to Haisheng Hotel at noon, there is no need to find any reason, just say that I am happy and self-willed, please have a good meal!"

Mu Tong was immediately stunned, he was just complaining, why did the boss take it seriously!

So he booked the hotel in a daze, and sent a group email to all the staff, very euphemistically expressing that Mr. Duan feels uncomfortable with too much money recently, and he really wants to spend it, so please everyone eat nonsense. I was very panicked, thinking to myself that this is the boss's wedding banquet, if I don't prepare well, I will be fired.

It turned out that the babies in the company were more witty than expected. The people from the logistics department also placed an exaggerated large cardboard box in front of the hotel. got it".

Then Duan Ling received hundreds of thousands of red envelopes that day.

Mutong wept with joy, and praised the company's friends from head to toe, while Duan Ling happily took the money to the Cartier store, ordered two men's diamond rings, and waited impatiently for a week. Received the finished product.

Duan Ling has watched a lot of romantic American dramas, and felt that gifting rings requires a lot of ostentation, so he arranged a French restaurant after imitating the scene of a certain movie, and copied the scene as seriously as a primary school student: put a couple in the red wine The ring, the waiter brought it over and put it in front of Zhou Zhou. When the drink was about to run out, the live band played a romantic proposal song, and then he knelt down on one knee and said a wave of nasty confession lines, and finally concluded: "Baby, marry me!" After speaking, fireworks were released outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the photographers hidden in the corner came out to congratulate, and then Zhou Zhou cried until the pear blossoms were raining, and threw himself into his arms excitedly , a fiery and sweet deep kiss at the end...

Duan Ling spent a whole day masturbating and getting everything ready. That night, he was very excited and turned Zhou Zhou into the car with 12 enthusiasm.

However, the reality is always cruel enough to make people impotent =, =

From the drive to the restaurant, there are twists and turns.Because the road was too congested, Duan Ling chose to take a small road and circle around. As a result, there was always a small QQ standing in front of the narrow road, and it was unhurriedly "walking" around the S-shape. Unbearable, he stepped on the accelerator to overtake the car, but when he was really close, he suddenly saw a declaration of explosive power posted on the back of the small QQ glass window with reasonable grounds - a 50-year-old female novice.

Duan Ling was silent for a moment, then he lowered the gas pedal very disappointingly, and opened the distance obediently.

So it took two hours to finally arrive at the French restaurant.

Do you think this is the end?Duan Ling only wanted to answer in three words: heh, heh, heh.

The first step of the plan is that Zhou Zhou must first drink the red wine served by the waiter.

And at this moment, more than half an hour has passed, a certain silly dog ​​didn't even look at the red wine, and laughed happily: "Little master, I'm messing with you!"

Duan Ling stared at the red wine glass in front of him, and continued "Oh" with complicated emotions.

"Many people congratulated us on our marriage! Xie Yu even gave me a big red envelope of 1 yuan! Brother Tan Xiao's income has always been relatively tight, and he even gave me [-] yuan! Brother Xiaoyu also gave me [-] yuan! Finally The most important thing is that my fans wrapped me big, big, big~~ big~~ red envelopes! It’s so big! It’s so big!” As he spoke, he stretched out his arms and made a huge circle!

Duan Ling looked at him patiently, and kept smiling, "Are you thirsty? Come, have a glass of wine."

Zhou Zhou froze the wine glass away, and continued to dance, "Actually, Ms. Dulou organized a one-yuan fan meeting. Everyone gave me one yuan, and I received 300 million at once! My God!! It means that there are at least 300 million fans really like me, and they are willing to give me a dollar! Oh my god, I'm so happy!"

Duan Ling: "... Mmmm, I'm happy, and I'm happy too. Come on, let's have a drink."

Zhouzhou raised the wine glass to touch it symbolically, then put it down immediately, and said happily, "And you know what! The eunuch brother also reposted my Weibo, and in the red envelope he gave me a special message saying: Baby Zhou, Happy newlyweds, I am Xiao Teng (^_^) Look! What a cautious and conscientious person, just in case I made a mistake in the red envelope, he reminded me who he is!"

Duan Ling: "...Mmm, it's considerate, it's so considerate, we should celebrate the eunuch's thoughtfulness, come, have a drink!"

But Zhou Zhou continued to chatter without knowing anything: "Also, today the old lady next door called me out on the balcony and gave me a big gift bag! It contains..."

"Zhou Zhou," the smile on Duan Ling's face slowly dissipated, and his black eyes turned into two lifeless fish eyes, staring at him weakly, "I think you should be thirsty."

Zhou Zhou tilted his head, smiling purely, "I'm not thirsty, I drank a lot of Yakult in the afternoon, and I feel cute all over!"

Duan Ling: ...you are so cute.

So after tossing and tossing for a full hour, Zhou Zhou finally drank the red wine to the bottom.

Duan Ling looked at the liquid that was gradually disappearing in the cup, almost wanting to grab the ground with his head, weeping with joy.

...and yet the glass is empty.

Duan Ling: ...

"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's upside down!" The waiter who was waiting for the progress here was stunned for a moment, and hurried over to apologize, "That...that's...your place is...ahem."

Duan Xianyu stared at his wine glass, and suddenly sprayed several big salty, wet and sluggish blisters in a very unsightly way!

The waiter was so frightened that he shivered, quickly found an excuse and took away the wine glasses of Duan Ling and Zhou Zhou together, and brought them up after checking in every possible way.

So Duan Xianyu went crazy for more than half an hour, and the plot finally got on the right track.

But do you think this is the end?Duan Ling still wanted to answer with three words: Heh!Ah!Ah!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ring!!!" Zhou Zhou jumped up all of a sudden, before Duan Ling knelt down on one knee to be handsome, he jumped over and knelt down with a plop, and hugged Duan Ling excitedly yelled, "Little master! I promise you! You don't have to say anything! I promise everything you say!"

President Duan, who had been preparing the draft for a whole day and rehearsed countless times: "..."

This is not over yet, Zhou Zhou jumped up excitedly, turned around and hugged the terrified waiter, and laughed, "Look! Look! This is my ring! Looks good! My boyfriend... No, My husband accidentally dropped it into the wine glass and I found it! You can throw it away if you say he is stupid or not hahahaha! But it doesn't matter! I don't despise him!" Waiter: "..."

Duan Ling: "..."

After Zhou Zhou finished speaking, he jumped to the uncle who was playing the violin, stretched out his hand to grab his hand holding the bow and pulled it up and down excitedly, and said while pulling, "Look, look, my ring! I almost lost it! Look! Isn't it super beautiful!"

The uncle who was robbed of his violin and looked confused: "...???"

Zhou Zhou jumped to the big brother who was playing the cello, grabbed his hand and continued to shake it violently, and then jumped to the little sister who was playing the piano next to him and continued to shake his buttocks while shaking hands happily, until the hands of everyone in the orchestra were shaken. Shaking his hands to the point of cramp, Zhou Zhou hurriedly rushed to the stage under the stupefied eyes of everyone, waving his arms and shouting to all the guests in the restaurant, "I'm getting married tonight! All expenses will be paid to my account Come on! Come on, come on, a bottle of Lafite and a plate of black pepper filet will be served on all the tables! It’s all mine, everyone eat as much as you want! Eat whatever you want!”

Everyone on the background board had seen him post a wave, but now that they learned the reason, they cheered with pride, applauded and blessed, Zhou Zhou was affected by the lively atmosphere, and excitedly delivered a acceptance speech, and burst into tears With eyes full of love, he narrated a love as deep as the sea, but he didn't notice the loveless face of a certain president who "everything went wrong in the script and had no chance to appear on the stage".

Duan Ling stared blankly at the bright fireworks that cost tens of thousands of yuan to be released from the beginning to the end, and he felt that he who had been planning carefully for a week and had a happy day in his head was really a capitalized person. Silly X.

So in the end, there was no touching scene of tears in YY, and it was all spent hahaha amid the passionate laughter of Zhou Zhou jumping up and down.

When Duan Ling went home that night, he was extremely depressed. Except for the rings that were finally put on each other's hands, everything else was a wild horse with anal prolapse. Even the scripts of the male and female protagonists were reversed.

but……

Duan Ling looked at the silly dog ​​in his arms who was so happy even in sleep, the little depression in his heart slowly dissipated, and finally he could only sigh, helplessly and gently hugged the silly dog ​​into his arms and kissed, Leaning on his shoulder, he closed his eyes sadly.

As a result, the daily life suddenly switched without warning between the two worlds of "high spirits" and "it's better to go home". Duan Ling felt that he was no longer a salted fish, but a useless cat. It takes courage!

Until one day half a month later, Duan Ling suddenly received an extremely unexpected phone call.

Duan Ling: "...Mom?"

Duan's mother was probably making a facial mask, she was bored and cared about her youngest son, and she said, "Lingling, I heard Suo Nai was hanging out with a box of show stars?"

Duan Ling: "...Huh?"

Duan's mother continued, "I'll give you a trip to Zuzai, and I will go to Zongguo to see my goose daughter-in-law in two days!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Duan's mother thought for a while, and then said, "If I were a little gian, I would giao."

Duan Ling: "...Shall we talk after you finish the mask?"

Duan's mother: "Let's have fun! How can there be a Sijian milk in Pingsi?"

Duan Ling: "...Hello? Hello? Ouch, what kind of signal is this! Crack! Beep beep——!"

Mother Duan: "..."

As soon as Duan Ling put down the phone, Zhou Zhou rushed over and said excitedly, "Mother's voice! Was it my mother just now!"

Duan Ling looked helpless: "She wants to investigate and see if you are a little bitch."

Zhouzhou laughed loudly, raised her head confidently, "Don't worry! She will definitely like me!"

Duan Ling raised his eyebrows and asked, "Where did you get the confidence?"

"Because I like her, she must feel it."

Duan Ling was silent for a moment, smiled and rubbed his hair, then kissed again, "Well, she will like you."

So three days later, Duan Ling went to the company one morning, and Zhou Zhou tidied up the house. At around ten o'clock in the morning, there was a sound of high-heeled shoes from outside the door, and not long after, the door was pushed open.

The two bumped into each other head-on, both startled.

Zhou Zhou: Ahhh, mom is still so pretty!Nothing has changed!

Mother Duan: What the hell?The son is too shameless, pedophile?Is this little guy an adult?Ahhh, I didn't expect you to be such a son!What did I raise? !

Zhouzhou: "Mom!"

Segment mother: Σ(OロO;)

Zhouzhou hasn't seen Duan Ling's mother for 20 years, so he is very excited. Duan Ling's parents are big masters to him. Although they don't play with him very much, they have always loved him very much, so he I couldn't help but ran over and jumped in front of Duan's mother, her breathing was short, her eyes glowed, exactly the same as the expression on seeing the fleshy bones!

"Mom! I'm Zhouzhou!"

Duan's mother was a little confused by his strange excitement, thinking that her son had not only found a little boy, but also a foolish kid with a foolish brain. She was just about to try it out tactfully, but she was taken aback when she heard this sentence. Surprised, "Your name is Zhou Zhou?"

"Yes, yes, that boat of the sailboat! Zhou Zhou!"

Mother Duan: ...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, son, you didn't look for a partner, you found a substitute!But how can you use such a cute little boy as a stand-in for a dog!How can you use a dog as a stand-in! !

Duan's mother felt sad, and felt that the child was so pitiful!so sad!Immediately, the mother's love was overwhelming, and she was very ashamed, "Hey, Zhouzhou, yes, Zhouzhou..." She pursed her lips and struggled, "You and my son... just that brat Duan Ling, how long have you two been together?" ?”

"Six years!" Five years of dog life plus one year of life, eh!Six years that's right!

Duan's mother counted, Duan Ling had been in China for six years!So he asked very sadly, "How old are you?"

"19 years old!"

Mother Duan: Ahhhh! ! You ruined others at the age of 13!Son, you are simply not human! !

Seeing Duan's mother's face full of tears, Zhou Zhou panicked. He couldn't see his mother being unhappy, so he coaxed, "Mom, what's the matter with you? Is the little master mad at you again?"

Mother Duan: Ahhh!Little Master!What does my perverted son usually do? !

Seeing her collapse, Zhou Zhou hurriedly said, "Mom, don't be angry, come in first, come in, don't stand at the door."

Duan's mother: ... This child is so polite and lively!Bastard son, how can you do it!

Duan's mother howled inwardly, and managed to maintain her composure on her face. When she entered the door, she saw a cutting board on the kitchen stove on the right hand side. The ingredients had already been cut on it, and she asked, " Do you cook at home?"

"Yes, the little master gets off work late, so I'll make him something delicious!"

Mother Duan: Hey, hey, such an obedient child!Son, how could you have the heart to get involved at the age of 13!

"The house is very clean, did you clean it?"

"Yeah, the little master doesn't have time, and I basically made the mess. The little master is clean."

Mother Duan: Hey, he knows how to take the blame for that scumbag son, hey, what a considerate and good boy!Why did you use the dog as a stand-in!

"This...uh, your toilet is big enough..." It's not only big, it can sit two people!

Zhou Zhou looked at the big toilet, blinked, and said, "The little master likes to play with the big bird while peeing. A bigger toilet is safer."

Mother Duan: ...Son, don't you want to lose face!Don't be ashamed!Why hasn't this stinky problem got rid of? Is this Zhou Zhou really that Zhou Zhou?Anyway, be more reserved!

Duan's mother walked around the room a lot, grabbed Zhou Zhou's hand in pain, and said distressedly, "Son, thank you for your hard work. I will teach that brat Duan Ling a lesson when he comes back."

Zhou Zhou: "...Huh?"

So the CEO, who heard that his mother had arrived, hurried home. He was worried that his baby and his mother would not deal with each other, and was afraid of being pinched. As soon as he opened the door, he saw an old man and a young man happily sitting on the sofa Chatting while nibbling melon seeds, Duan Ling was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to enter the door to say hello, he suddenly felt a pair of Qinglong Yanyue knives shooting directly at him. Duan's mother's joyful complexion disappeared immediately, and she stared straight at him, standing up majestically.

"Brat, come here!"

Duan Ling's butt hurt instinctively, and he was afraid of being beaten by his mother when he was a child, but he still followed obediently for no apparent reason.Zhou Zhou wanted to keep up, but Duan's mother smiled softly, rubbed his dog's hair again, and said with a smile, "Hey, wait here for a while", then turned her head and gave Duan Ling a hard look, and raised her eyebrows. Pointing to the door of the bedroom with his chin, he snorted coldly, "Come with me!"

Zhou Zhou had no choice but to stand where he was, and couldn't help giving Duan Ling a loud kiss while Duan's mother turned around. Duan Ling smiled and kissed him, then opened the door and followed.

Zhou Zhou squatted outside the door, raised his legs and patted his head, and waited for a while in boredom, until suddenly there was a loud "pop" sound inside, which made Zhou Zhou tremble, his hind legs resting on his head, and he was petrified.

"Oh mom! How old are you and you still spank my ass!"

"Do you know how old you are?! Ah?! Why didn't I know that I gave birth to such a pervert like you! Ah?! Be correct! Make me taller! Hey! How dare you move around! Make me push you Dad called over to hold you down, right?"

"Oh mom, what are you crazy about..."

"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!!!"

"...My mother, you are really crazy..."

Zhou Zhou: ... Hey, what's wrong with it? ⊙▽⊙