The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Time passed quickly, and it was the hot summer season in a blink of an eye.

Because the weather was so hot, Zhou's IQ dropped to the lowest point in history. When he was doing the show, the whole dog was limp and wobbly when he walked. In the last episode, Tan Xiao simply carried him on his back.

Tan Xiao mentioned a listless little guy, and said helplessly, "Why are you so listless, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Zhou Zhou replied weakly, "I can't sleep well every day."

God testifies, this is really literal, it's too hot to sleep well!But Tan Xiao didn't know what he thought of, his ears turned a little red, and he murmured, "...that was quite hard work."

Zhou Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and quickly explained, "I don't mean anything else, I just can't sleep well, it's too hot!"

Tan Xiao was stunned, knowing that he had misunderstood, his face turned even redder, and he gave an embarrassing oh.

Brother Zhou Zhou put their arms around his neck nicely, and said with a smile, "Brother Tan Xiao, how do you and Mr. Du get along? Do you still have sex every day when you get home?"

Tan Xiao staggered and blushed even more.

Zhouzhou strangled his neck and coaxed him, "Come on, let's exchange secrets. When I left home the day before yesterday, I was held down on the balcony by the little master once. There were people walking around, and he How dare you, there is no lower limit, you deserve to hang out with me for so long... Uh, ahem," Zhou Zhou straightened his face, and choked Tan Xiao again, "What about you? Boss Du will be so unrestrained ?"

Tan Xiao blushed so much that ketchup was about to drip out, and it took him a long time before he said, "That...we haven't done it before."

Zhou Zhou was taken aback for a moment, apparently not believing it, "You lied, how could it be possible, Mr. Du treats you so well."

Tan Xiao pursed his lips, and shook his head after a while, "I really haven't done it, and I don't know what he's thinking."

Zhouzhou felt incredible, so he said, "Then do you want to do it?"

Tan Xiao shuddered all over, turned to stare at him, "Can we not talk about this?"

Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Oh~ I understand."

Tan Xiao's face was blushing, and it took him a long time to say, "What do you know..."

So he was carried around by Tan Xiao like this, Zhouzhou was too hot, and his sense of smell was a little insensitive, and after walking for a long time, he didn't find anyone else, so the two of them simply relied on their own efforts and wandered around the island for the rest of the time. After a day and a half, I returned home with nothing.

Before leaving, Zhou Zhou went to take a few photos with Tan Xiao, gave him a small gift from home, and said reluctantly, "I'm done shooting, I don't know when I can see you next time."

Tan Xiao was also very reluctant, so he gave him the gift he had prepared, and said, "I'm also in Beijing, if you have nothing to do, let's go out for dinner together."

"Okay, okay," Zhou Zhou was happy again, holding his gift and smiling, "Then it's settled, I'll play with you when I have nothing to do."

"Well, good." Tan Xiao shook the small box in his hand, and left happily.

Zhou Zhou was unwrapping gifts on the plane, Mao Xiaoyu was sitting next to him typing, Zhou Zhou suddenly said, "Brother Xiaoyu, I forgot to give you this."

Mao Xiaoyu stopped her hands and looked at him sideways, "What is it?"

Zhou Zhou took out a smooth wooden board from his backpack and said, "This, what I did in this episode was to go to the factory for a competition the day before yesterday, and everyone would make a wooden handmade one."

Of course Mao Xiaoyu knew, seeing him make a [-]cm wooden plank was quite strange, "You gave it to me?"

"Yeah," Zhou Zhou raised his hand, buckled the board on his computer, clicked it, and it fit under the keyboard exactly, and said with a smile, "I measured the size of your computer, and it was just right. ,hey-hey."

Mao Xiaoyu still didn't understand, and asked in confusion, 'This...why is it used? '

Zhouzhou put his hand on the board and said, "Try again, type a few words and see."

Mao Xiaoyu didn't understand why she put her hand up and continued to type. After typing two words, she suddenly understood, and she was a little dazed.

"Isn't it much more comfortable?" Zhou Zhou puffed up his chest, a little proud, "I asked the carpenter for advice, and he made it exactly according to your wrist and hand shape. It must be suitable, so that you won't lose your wrist after typing It hurts. Here, I also coated a layer of soft glue on it, and you put your hand on the keyboard, and it fits right into this place, don’t you think it’s soft and comfortable?”

Mao Xiaoyu didn't speak for a long time, but her hand resting on the wooden support was tightly pressed on it, and it took a long time before she said with red eyes, "Thank you."

Zhou Zhou waved his hand and said with a smile, "You're welcome, just cook me two more meat meals, haha."

Mao Xiaoyu sniffled, calmed down for a while before asking, "What did Tan Xiao give you?"

Zhou Zhou let out a groan, and continued to unwrap the presents. After unwrapping, he didn't quite understand, so he asked in confusion, "What is this?"

Mao Xiaoyu looked at it and said with a smile, "It's a mini air conditioner, it can be used on the table, and it cools down quickly."

Zhou Zhou flipped it over in surprise, and said happily, "Brother Tan Xiao is so kind, he knows I'm afraid of the heat and gave me this."

When Mao Xiaoyu saw the two of them exchanging gifts, he asked, "What did you give him?"

Zhou Zhou chuckled and said in a low voice, "It was purchased from Japan. The quality is very good and the latest technology."

Mao Xiaoyu hummed twice and asked curiously, "What is it?"

Zhou Zhou leaned close to his ear and whispered three words, Mao Xiaoyu's pupils shrank, and she looked sideways.

"Really, really, I have used it myself, and it is very powerful. It is strong for 10 hours, with multiple angles and different strengths. It can be long or short. It is super cool." After finishing speaking, he showed a very considerate look, "I was worried before sending it Whether he won't need it, it was just confirmed two days ago, he will definitely need it."

Mao Xiaoyu choked for a long time before choking out two words, "...why?"

Zhouzhou showed a secretive expression, waved his hands and said, "This is our secret, we can't tell it, we can't tell it."

Mao Xiaoyu sent Zhouzhou home with mixed feelings, praying all the way that Tan Xiao would never open that "gift" in public.

That really sucks.

It was already evening when Zhou Zhou arrived home, and Duan Ling came back not long after.As soon as Duan Ling entered the door, he smelled a scent, and his eyes were full of clean and shiny furniture. He was stunned for a moment, then hurried to the kitchen, picked up the little guy, rubbed him affectionately, and said distressedly, "Just now Come back? Are you not tired? Why don't you rest?"

Zhou Zhou chuckled, and tapped his head with the handle of the frying spoon, "I learned a dish from Brother Xiao Yu, and I just made it, try it, is it delicious?"

It’s spicy chicken. It’s not very easy to make, and it’s not easy to make it delicious. Duan Ling took a bite and said in surprise, “It’s ok, my Zhou Zhou has become a chef?”

Zhou Zhou proudly raised his chest, "I can also make fried rice cakes, brother Tan Xiao taught me."

Duan Ling didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Where are you filming a food show? Have you learned how to cook after going out for three days?"

"No, it's just that I suddenly became greedy for spicy food. They cooked a lot of spicy dishes for me, so I learned two of them by the way."

Duan Ling: "..."

Suddenly feel a sense of crisis, how to break it?

Why is everyone rushing to cook for their wives?

A little unhappy.

Anyway, it was delicious.The two of them cleaned up, nestled together in the doghouse on the balcony, and whispered while looking at the stars in the sky.

"That man, the one who was pestering you yesterday," Duan Ling snorted coldly, "He's called Liang Yu, and he's the owner of the bar where Su Zhou worked before. He has opened seven bars in Sanlitun and two nightclubs in Dongcheng District. , a bathing city, fourteen massage parlors, not a good bird."

Zhou Zhou said, "No wonder you smell like alcohol, did you bring it from the shop?"

"That kind of person is used to playing at first glance. Seeing that you are popular now and just want to grab a piece of the pie, don't talk to him," Duan Ling said, "You have to rest at home these few days, and the company has enrolled you in an acting training class. , the class will start in half a month, take a good look at the books Mao Xiaoyu bought for you, and make preparations."

Su Zhou nodded obediently, and rubbed his head against his shoulder humming twice.

Duan Ling thought for a while, and then asked, "How much cultivation value have you accumulated now?"

"About 60 yuan, it can last for more than a year."

"That's a lot." Duan Ling suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Speaking of which, how can you be considered successful in cultivation?"

"The three frames say that it takes 100 years to cultivate. I calculated it, and it will take more than 5000 million points."

Duan Ling clicked his tongue and sighed, "This number is too scary."

Zhou Zhou smiled and comforted, "Take your time, anyway, it's good to be with you while cultivating, and it won't delay anything."

Duan Ling gently stroked his little head, nodded, and said, "Tomorrow I'm going on a business trip for two days, so you stay at home and don't run around, you know?"

"Oh, okay, don't worry."

So the two chatted for a while and went to bed. Because Zhou Zhou was tired for three days, Duan Ling didn't want to torment him, so he hugged him and slept all night, and left early the next morning.

Zhou Zhou opened his eyes and saw that the breakfast was put on the bedside, and he posted a post-it note, which said: [Good morning, silly dog, eat well, miss me seriously, see you in two days, okay. 】Zhou Zhou chuckled, sent a text message to Duan Ling with his mobile phone, and replied with "What?"

The other side didn't return, probably flying in the sky, so he didn't stare at it. After eating, he nestled on the sofa and took a copy of "Actor's Self-cultivation" and flipped through it.

Mao Xiaoyu bought him a lot of books and DVDs, let him observe and study in the past half a month, Zhou Zhou read them quite seriously, he is an aspiring young man who vowed to catch up with his idol, so he carefully marked some of them. Knowing what I knew, I thought about it for a while, and then opened WeChat again to get entangled.

He had Xie Yu's WeChat for a long time, but he was too embarrassed to send a message, and he didn't know what to post. He was afraid that Duan Ling would be jealous, so he endured it all the time, and just checked the male god's circle of friends every day.He looked at Moments and knew that Xie Yu had just finished a drama recently and was also idle. After struggling for a long time, he finally couldn't help it and poked him cautiously.

[Su Xiaozhou: That... Xie Yu, I have a question for you. ] Xie Yu replied after about 10 minutes: [Is it Xiao Zhouzhou? 】【Su Xiaozhou: Hmm!It's me, do you remember me? 】【Xie Yu: Of course I remember, the great master who patted his head with his hind legs. 】

[Su Xiaozhou: ... Hey, don't mention it. 】

【Xie Yu: #笑笑, what's the matter?What's up? 】

[Su Xiaozhou: That's... that's... I'm reading a book, and I don't quite understand a few words, so I want to ask you for advice. 】【Xie Yu: I can't talk about it, let's discuss it. Which book? 】【Su Xiaozhou: The actor's self-cultivation and so on, brother Xiaoyu bought it for me. 】【Xie Yu: Ah, that book. 】

【Xie Yu: I read that book a long time ago, and there are a lot of annotations. If you need it, I can lend you this book, as well as the reading notes. 】【Su Xiaozhou: [Husky panic.jpg], really!God, are you serious?Don't lie to me, I will believe it! 】【Xie Yu: #抱抱, of course it’s true, are you here to get it?Or should I send it to you? 】Zhouzhou immediately jumped up from the sofa, yelled and turned around in the room, then jumped back on the sofa, and said pleasantly:【I'll get it!go get it!Going right now!God wait for me! ] Then he went to the place where Xie Yu lived, dancing in ecstasy, and was frightened by his mansion.

"This..." Zhou Zhou stared at the villas in front of him and said in shock, "You live in more than ten houses by yourself!"

Xie Yu quickly waved his hands, "It's not mine, it's mine...well, my friend's. He prefers to show off, so he bought it to save face."

Zhou Zhou said with emotion: "...he must be a very narcissistic person."

Xie Yu looked at him in surprise, "How do you know?"

"A house can't hold him."

Xie Yu: "...hahaha."

Others just introduced: this room is a bedroom for sleeping, and that room is a kitchen for cooking.When I arrived at Xie Yu's place, I walked around the house like a royal garden in the afternoon. When I introduced it, I said: "This two-story building is specially for cars. The first floor is full of cars and off-road vehicles. The second floor is full of cars. The building is full of sports cars for collection, which are rarely driven out; the three-story building is a study, where there are a lot of books, including ancient Chinese and original foreign languages, as well as some cultural relics and auction items, which we rarely go to; the The first floor is the wine cellar, and there are many wines of different years. Oh, here, the two floors are the gym, the second floor is the swimming pool on the first floor, tennis and basketball can be played on the roof, and the underground is the ice rink, my friend prefers it skate……"

Zhouzhou turned around and felt that his whole body was covered with a strong stench of copper. He turned around like Grandma Liu and said in horror, "Oh my God, your friend is really scary."

Xie Yu smiled and said, "Actually, apart from the gym, I seldom go to other places. We mainly stay in the main building, and we have everything we need in it."

When Zhou Zhou left, he said sincerely, "Daddy, I dare not like you anymore. I am afraid that if your friend goes crazy, he will tear me into several pieces, put my arms in the garage, my legs in the study, and my stomach in the wine cellar." Playing your head like a ball in the gym, oh my god, it's horrible."

Xie Yu snorted, handed him a bag of books, and said, "These are very good books, if you need them, just tell me, these notes are all for you, study hard, come on."

Zhou Zhou was very moved, and wanted to give him a bear hug, but looking at more than a dozen villas in the distance, he held back, took a step back, waved his hands weakly, and ran away with his tail between his legs.

So when Duan Ling returned home two days later, he saw a distorted face head-on, glaring at him, and shouted, "Why did you just go home! Tell me! Where did you go?!"

Duan Ling: "... Huh??"

Zhouzhou raised his eyebrows, his eyes were red, and he burst into tears, "I knew it, you must not be on a business trip, you must have gone to another dog's place, I knew it! You heartless scumbag! Scoundrel! I have it all Your child, how could you do this to me!"

Duan Ling: "...Huh?????"

Duan Ling felt that he was possessed by an evil spirit, so he quickly took off his shoes and went over to wake him up with a stick, but in less than two seconds, Zhou Zhou suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed crazily, screaming a few times like a crow, and then He swung his arm down very imposingly, and said angrily, "Come here! Drag this traitor down for me! Hit thirty big boards hard, hit the birds with the boards, and hit two birds' eggs to sing green willows!" , a line of white goes up to the blue sky!"

Duan Ling: "..." How crazy is this?

Before he could recover, Zhou Zhou suddenly stopped laughing, suddenly raised his arms and gestured for two pistols, and said fiercely, "Say! Are you a communist bandit? What?! You are not! No, don't resist !I have already seen through everything! Hahahaha! I knew you were! Come on! Stop struggling! I will hand you over to the chairman!"

Duan Ling: "..." This is not only crazy, but there is something wrong in my head, right?

Wo Guazhou immediately withdrew his excited expression, suddenly knelt down in front of Duan Ling, and began to cry out heartbroken, "Your Majesty! Think twice! After you sign this treaty, our Qing Dynasty will become a semi-colonial and semi-feudal society! Your Majesty! You must think twice!"

Duan Ling: "..." What the hell is another trap of a prophet? !

Duan Ling finally couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the corner of his mouth and called out, "What are you doing!"

Zhou Zhou laughed loudly, hooked Duan Ling's neck, and said excitedly, "Look, little master! Has my acting skills improved rapidly! Isn't it! I think I'm about to conquer Hollywood and sweep the Oscars!"

Duan Ling: "...So you are honing your acting skills?"

"Hmm! How about it, isn't it particularly charming, heartbreaking, and vexatious!"

Duan Ling: "...I remember Mao Xiaoyu told you about a time-travel drama, the director is Director Feng, right?"

Zhouzhou: "Yes, yes."

Duan Ling thought to himself, what do you think Director Feng is doing?Just got cuckolded by Yao Rui, the emotional injury has not healed yet, and the career is going to be ruined again, alas, it is really hopeless.

Why don't you go to Ulan Island next time you visit the class and buy a coconut carving for him?

Hey, why did I raise such a thing...