The owner always thinks I'm a dog

"Little master..." Before the word "herringbone" could be said, he was kicked in the chest and kicked down cruelly and mercilessly.

"Damn it!" Duan Ling jumped up violently, but he touched the painful part of his crotch, his expression was grim for a moment, and the hairs all over his body were about to explode, "You fucking..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the boy opposite grinned happily, as if seeing a barbecue, he rushed towards him while drooling.

"little Master!"

Duan Ling was thrown on the bed again, his whole brain was about to twitch.

"You he……"

Unable to utter a word, the moment Duan Ling was licked violently and his lips were swept across, Duan Ling was ruthlessly run over by thousands of Australian alpacas. He was stunned for five seconds, and finally remembered to save himself The chastity endorsement, kicked out hard again, but suddenly it was empty.

The guy with the face of a rabies patient disappeared just like he suddenly appeared.

Duan Ling was laying on the bed in large characters. If it wasn't for the pain in his unspeakable parts, he would really suspect that he was mentally ill and had a horrible dream.

So this is... what the hell?

What the hell?Porn ghost? ? ? ?

Duan Ling jumped up abruptly, covered his crotch and frowned, holding his breath for the dignity of a man, and never cried out for pain.He walked to the living room with his legs crossed, picked up the phone to hide all his emotions, and dialed a series of numbers with a stinky face.

"Xiaomu, please bring back the Daoist priest from last time, do it, and get rid of the demon!"

And a certain silly dog ​​who was about to be eliminated fell back on the floor of his own house with a thud, and was at a loss for a moment, before saying disappointedly, "Where's my little master? How did you transform me back?"

"If you come back unchanged, you will be executed!" Bai Suzhen almost wanted to chop him up, "Do you have any brains! Don't you know how to hide it! Don't you know how to take your time! You suddenly jumped like a mad dog Go up, you are lucky that he didn't cut you with a knife, you stinky dog!"

Zhouzhou was a little wronged by the scolding, and was unhappy, "I didn't do anything, it was the same way before, I rushed over to lick him, he was very happy."

"You're a human now! A human! Not a dog!" Bai Su really had a headache, "If you can't learn how to be a human, give me back the cultivation pill, and go to reincarnation honestly!"

"No!" Zhou Zhou shook his head resolutely, then squinted his eyes and smiled again, "I hugged him just now, he has grown a lot stronger, but it's still very comfortable to hold, I like it so much!" Zhou Zhou squatted down with his hands on the ground again , said happily, "I was so happy just now, I didn't think about it so much, don't be angry, okay? I will be obedient in the future, I will be obedient."

Bai Suzhen was stunned for a moment, the puppy on the opposite side looked at it with a smile as if flicking its tail, it was soft and obedient, and it immediately softened its heart.

But the thousand-year-old snake demon still maintains its proud head, so it raised its mouth and snorted, and reluctantly said, "Just now, my demon force rioted and dropped you in the wrong place. I originally wanted to send you downstairs."

"Then why didn't you bring me back right away?"

"..." This stinking dog is quite logical, "Of course it takes a while to cast the time-space technique, how can it be so casual to pass it on as you want! This is common sense, do you understand!"

Zhou Zhou suddenly realized, and immediately said, "Then you pass me back again." He put his hands on the ground with a slight effort, kicked his squatting legs back, and jumped forward, "I'm still here!" I haven't had time to say anything to the little master, I still have a lot to say to him."

Seeing his stupid look, Bai Suzhen was speechless, "Do you think I'm Aladdin? Just rubbing it together can satisfy your thousand and one wishes?"

"Huh? Need to rub you?"

Bai Su was so frightened that the scales of the snake trembled, and immediately flew into the sky, "You squat down for me! Don't move around!"

Zhouzhou wowed in surprise, "Wow, you can fly! (⊙0⊙)"

Bai Suzhen expressed endless worries about this little dog's double quotient, so stupid, can he succeed in cultivation?It's probably a waste of this magic pill of Grandpa Hades =, =

Zhou Zhou on the ground was squatting obediently, Bai Suzhen seemed to see a dog's tail flicking back and forth quickly behind him, it really gave him a headache.

"To fulfill your wish just now is the privilege of the reborn who just woke up. Now that it has been fulfilled, you can obediently start cultivating for me."

"But...but..."

"What else!"

"But..." Zhou Zhou drooped his eyelids, pawing the ground with one hand, "I haven't talked to my little master yet..."

"You scared him half to death, what are you talking about!"

"Then...then I can't talk to him in the future?"

"Then it's up to you," Bai Suzhen sighed deeply, "Anyway, this skin can't be replaced. You have already taken the trial pill, and the soul and body are united. There is no refund."

"Oh." Zhou Zhou sighed depressingly.He vaguely felt that the little master didn't like him very much just now. He thought about it, and said depressedly, "How about... I'd better be a wolf again? He seems to like wolves, not people."

... Sister wolf!Bai Su really didn't bother to talk to him, and said, "I just said, now that your soul and body are united, you can't change your form, unless you give up the cultivation, after the three-day probationary period expires, you will naturally change back to your original form."

"Huh?" Zhou Zhou excitedly said, "Then I give up! Give up!"

"However, then you will only have five years of lifespan, because you lived five years in your previous life, and the trial pill will only support your Yangshou in your previous life." The little master has lived his whole life, do you really want to give up?"

Zhouzhou stayed there for a while, and suddenly thought of the scene of seeing the little master crying when he closed his eyes at the end. He felt a severe pain in his heart, and he was not willing to let that person show that expression again, so he shook his head and said, "Then I still practice Well, it doesn't matter if the little master doesn't like me now, I will try my best to make him like me again, he liked me so much before, and he will never forget it!"

Bai Suzhen snorted, and finally felt that Ruzi could be taught, "Okay, then listen carefully, I'm going to tell you how to cultivate."

"Uh-huh!"

"First of all, your body is called Su Zhou. Both of your parents died. You are an orphan. You left the orphanage when you turned [-] years old. Since then, you have been doing various odd jobs to get by. You just celebrated your birthday a few days ago, but because of Ah masturbation, too much masturbation, exhausted and dead."

Zhou Zhou: "..."

"This kind of identity is the most suitable for you. You have nothing to worry about, and what you will develop in the future is entirely up to you. Of course, you don't know whether it will be abandoned or not. You can verify it later."

Zhouzhou: "...Oh."

"As for cultivation," Bai Suzhen spit out a bubble again, and three boxes appeared inside, "This is the cultivation system, you should check it frequently, it records your current cultivation value and body life value."

Zhou Zhou tilted his head, obviously not understanding.

Bai Suzhen patiently explained to him, "The first box is the cultivation value, which is currently zero, and each point of cultivation value can be exchanged for 1 minute of your maintenance of the human body. Once the cultivation value reaches zero, you will return to the original state." , but you are currently in the trial period, the system has not been activated, and it will be implemented in three days."

This is not difficult to understand, Zhou Zhou nodded obediently, "And then?"

"The second box is your body life value, which is five years. This piece is calculated by day. Now it shows that the exact time of your last life is 1795 days. Once you change back to the original, start counting down this time. When the lifespan reaches zero, you will die in this life."

Zhou Zhou understood quite well, and nodded, "What about the third one?"

"You don't need to worry about the third one. Since you cultivate human beings, this thing has nothing to do with you. Just pretend it doesn't exist."

Of course, the less you know, the easier it will be. Zhou Zhou didn't ask any more questions, just hummed.

"As for the cultivation method, I told you before that during the cultivation process, you need to accumulate the essence of all things, and since you want to cultivate a human being, you must absorb the essence of human beings..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhou Zhou, who had just been polluted twice, suddenly panicked, "Absorb energy! You, what do you want me to do!"

Bai Suzhen was silent for two seconds, really wanting to whip him with the snake's tail.

"Any human relationship consumes energy! What you need to absorb is the energy of kindness. As long as someone likes you, you can absorb their energy! Stupid dog!"

Zhouzhou let out a big breath and patted his chest, "I was scared to death, I thought you wanted me to breed everywhere! Let me tell you, although it is hard to be in heat, it is really too much to just find a bitch to have sex with." It's unsightly, I'm holding back, and rubbing the little master's legs when I can't hold back, that feels bad, you can't force me to go around looking for someone to breed!"

With your fork!Bai Su really wanted to slap him!

"Mating is the highest level I like, and I get the most training points! If you are in a hurry to practice, you can indeed mate everywhere, and I don't bother with you!"

"That can't be done, it's too inelegant, I'm a principled dog."

Bai Su was really angry, and was stunned for a while, "Are you willing to admit that you are a dog?"

Zhou Zhou looked at him with pity, "You are so stupid, do you take it seriously?"

Bai Suzhen: "..."

It was the first time to complete the task so much that I wanted to explode in place!Bai Suzhen said sadly and angrily, "Do you still want to listen? If you don't listen, I'll leave!"

Zhou Zhou immediately jumped up and down twice, laughed and said, "I'm kidding, why do you get angry so easily, shemale should be elegant!"

...You are a shemale!Your whole family is a shemale!Bai Suzhen said angrily, "Anyway, the more people like you, the deeper the liking, the more cultivation value you will gain, and the longer you can maintain your human body! Well, I'm done talking! Goodbye!"

Seeing that it was about to leave, Zhou Zhou hurriedly asked, "Hey, how can I make more people like me?"

"Then I don't know, it's your business." Bai Suzhen finally completed the task, almost crying with joy, "Okay, okay! I wish you success in cultivation and an early adulthood! Bye!" When it came over, it immediately turned into a cloud of mist and white hot air, and disappeared with a bang.

Zhouzhou was stunned for two seconds, looked left and right at the empty room, still a little dazed: I have to make many people like me...how can I make many people like me?

As a dog, he instinctively raised his leg and knocked on his head. He couldn't figure it out after knocking and knocking, so he just stopped thinking about it and stood up.Compared with that thing, he needs to confirm another serious matter now.

He quickly took off his pants, and according to the vague memory in his mind, he reached out and grabbed the small boat between his legs.

Hey, it really hurts to touch too much...

Zhou Zhou stared, endured the pain and felt it seriously, and found that the thing was slowly standing up, and immediately felt relieved.

After all, whether it is a human, a demon or a dog, the dignity of a male is equal to all beings...

So Zhouzhou, who was happy again, lifted his pants and ran out the door, thinking that he must find the little master again and explain it to him.He had a sharp nose, and when he went downstairs to face the wind and followed a trace of familiar breath, he immediately burst into a smile, and immediately ran towards the east.

At the same time, a certain CEO who had just gotten into the car and was about to go to work suddenly saw a familiar face of a mad dog in the side-view mirror. Zhong turned on the bluetooth headset angrily, and yelled through gritted teeth.

"Xiaomu! That monster is downstairs in my house, let the priest take him in! Now! Immediately! Immediately!"

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Remarks: As a dog, Zhouzhou will have many instinctive habits of dogs, such as patting his head with his hind legs, shaking his ears for nothing, always wanting to wag his tail and——slavery in his bones→_→(everything the owner says is right ! If it is wrong, it must be that this world is not right! Aww!)

PS: One person can make many people like it... Guess what to do ╮(╯▽╰)╭