The owner always thinks I'm a dog

When I got home that night, Duan Ling's mood was very complicated, especially when Zhou Zhou took off his clothes and climbed into bed, the angel Duan and the devil Duan fought fiercely in their hearts. He had no choice but to reach out his hand to block Zhouzhou's approaching body, and ordered Zhouzhou to sleep quickly with an upright expression.Zhou Zhou tilted his head in doubt, and simply sat on Duan Ling's stomach, shaking his shoulders with both hands, "What's the matter with you?"

Duan Ling held back for a while, and managed to find an excuse, "Shouldn't you change back? You've been in human form all day long, do you still have time?"

Zhouzhou leaned slightly, lowered his head and kissed him, "I forgot to tell you, when I left the hospital just now, it suddenly increased by 5000 points."

"Five...how much?" Duan Ling was startled, and immediately jumped up, "Five thousand?!"

"Yeah," Zhou Zhou straddled his lap and put his arms around his waist, "They all belong to big brother."

Duan Ling was immediately unhappy.

What do you mean, the second brother can catch up with me five times in circles if I think about it casually!

Where is the dignity of a man?

Still guilty of a hairball!

Duan Ling immediately grabbed Zhou Zhou's small waist, lifted him up, pressed him against his grass, and rubbed up and down, "What's five thousand? I'll give you fifty thousand tonight."

"..." Zhouzhou was silent for a while, and worried seriously, "Will it not die like that?"

Duan Ling frowned, took the lubricant from the bedside, squeezed it into the smooth buttocks of a certain boat, and snorted, "Then can't you be more aggressive and raise seven or eight thousand at a time?"

Zhou Zhou felt wronged, "It's not like I have the final say."

So he worked extraordinarily hard that night, and after fighting for [-] points, Duan Ling contentedly hugged Zhou Zhou and fell asleep.Zhou Zhou couldn't sleep at all, Duan Ling was too violent tonight, although it was very refreshing when doing it, but now the place is numb and painful, and the swelling is a bit severe, the drowsiness has disappeared at all.Zhou Zhou kept his eyes closed for a long time and couldn't fall asleep, so he simply stopped sleeping and opened his eyes to seriously look at Duan Ling's sleeping face under the moonlight.

The more I looked at it, the more I liked it, so I couldn't help but leaned over and kissed her face lewdly.

"Hey." Silly for a while, Zhou Zhou quietly reached out to hug him, leaning against his chest in a daze.

'Three boxes. ' he called it in his mind.

'what's wrong? '

'Is it too late for me to repent now? '

The three boxes didn't understand, 'repent what? '

'Can I also cultivate demon gods?I also want to be like my big brother, guarding him forever. '

The three frames were silent for a while before saying, 'Don't be stupid, that's not good at all. '

'Do you think big brother is pitiful? But Zhouzhou shook his head, "I think he is very happy. I can always look at the person I like, see his different appearances and different lives every time, and protect him with my own strength..." The voice paused, and Zhou Zhou said in frustration, "Hey, I'm so useless. The little master is so powerful that I don't seem to need my protection. In the past, some bad guys approached me anyway. I still have fangs and claws. Now I'm as tall as I am." Not as tall as him, nothing can be done for him. '

The three boxes really couldn't understand the mentality of their M-shattering group, so they had to answer, 'Anyway, it's useless to regret it, the calculation on my side has already started, and the third box is also sealed, and it can't be changed. '

'... hey, all right. '

Zhou Zhou was a little depressed, biting his mouth and being sad for a while, it happened that Duan Ling dreamed of something at this time, suddenly retracted his arms, hugged him tighter, and whispered, "Zhou Zhou..."

Zhou Zhou pricked up his ears, and became happy again, hugged him and rubbed his arm around her.

"Silly dog." Duan Ling frowned, with a helpless expression.

Zhou Zhou chuckled, raised his hand to touch his face, "It's a wolf."

The depression in my heart suddenly dissipated, and I felt that this seemed to be very good. In this whole life, I tried my best to treat him well, so that he could always be so happy, and I could always remember myself, and I only hugged myself in my arms. , seems to be enough.

Just watched Duan Ling so stupidly all night, when Duan Ling opened his eyes the next day, Zhou Zhou showed a big smile, put his arms around his neck and pouted, "Good morning."

Duan Ling was still a little sleepy, reached out to rub his hair, and yawned, "Why did you wake up so early?"

"I didn't fall asleep." Zhouzhou covered Duan Ling's hand on his buttocks, and said depressedly, "It hurt all night, and I still don't feel well."

Duan Ling immediately felt relieved, and it took him a while to understand. He quickly got up and told him to lie down. He took a look at the two buttocks, feeling a little irritable.

It is true that some people's backs are much tighter than ordinary people, and the pain is more intense. Duan Ling frowned and touched them distressedly, so he had to pick them up and go to the bathroom, where he soaked in the bathtub and gently massaged him.The kid Zhou Zhou who was comfortable being served by him was finally a little sleepy, his chin was resting on his shoulder and his eyes were closed, Duan Ling washed him and carried him out, went back to the bedroom to apply some medicine for him, covered him with the quilt and kissed Lowering his forehead, he sighed, "Then go to bed, I'll discuss with Duan Yanbin how to make you debut, and I'll talk to you when I come back tonight."

Zhou Zhou groaned, closed his eyes sleepily, Duan Ling held his little hand and coaxed him for a while, and left reluctantly until he fell asleep completely.

After simply eating breakfast and going out, Duan Ling sat in the car for a while, then suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened Taobao. After hesitating for a moment, he entered four words in the search box with a slightly embarrassed expression: sex toys.

Tiandi testified that he just wanted Zhou Zhou to practice step by step.

But I really didn't expect that there are so many Crown stores... Are the people of my Great Heavenly Dynasty so bold and unrestrained?

I conveniently ordered the one with the highest reputation, and turned to the star product.

Duan Ling: "..."

"Remote control double-bouncing eggs! Take out a silent and powerful vibrator! Activate the honey nest of love, and the high-speed motor will vibrate for 10 hours without stopping!"

... 10 hours, quite free, do you want to go to work? [Indifference.jpg]

"Intense expansion, butterfly flapping! Fully automatic bombardment, 36-segment frequency conversion radio waves, comparable to the latest rotating secret technique of macho!"

... so high-tech, what do you want me to do? [Indifference.jpg]

"Bound love ropes, handcuffs and shackles, neck gags, whip feathers! Four-piece bondage set, making love more thorough! Intimate set, one-click order, you can play as you want!"

...I'm so touched, I even placed an order with one click [Indifference.jpg]

So Duan Ling browsed around blankly, seemingly unmoved, and then when he emptied the shopping cart, he paid 1000 yuan =, =

After all, this is a salted fish president who says no, but is very honest!

Because it was a courier in the same city, I placed the order early in the morning, and the text message reminded me to sign for it after four o'clock in the afternoon. Duan Ling still handled the company's affairs without moving, and planned a perfect debut with Duan Yanbin According to the plan, he seemed very calm throughout the day, and he was calm when he left after get off work.

Then on the way home, the speed of the car soared to 200 miles.

Excited in his heart, the stern-faced CEO pushed the door open and entered the room. He smelled the aroma of rice, managed to maintain his angelic appearance, and went to the kitchen in a very gentlemanly manner.

Zhouzhou cooked a large table of delicious food, and immediately ran over when he heard footsteps, jumped up and threw himself into Duan Ling's arms, Duan Ling hugged him, kissed him, and said with a smile, "Yes, I can do so much ?”

"I'm in a good mood today! I have strength!" Zhou Zhou gritted his teeth and said happily, "Little master, thank you for your toy!"

The smile on Duan Ling's face froze for a moment, instinctively feeling something was wrong.

"Have you received the courier?"

"Got it, I even took it apart, it's fun!"

"..."

Duan Ling was already desperate for his IQ, thinking that he was tossing about on his own without thinking, his brows twitched wildly, and couldn't help pinching his buttocks, "You really don't know how to be ashamed."

Zhou Zhou tilted his head, didn't understand, but smiled again, "I changed back to my original shape and played for a day, and I couldn't bear the itching of my teeth recently, little master, you are so considerate, okay!"

Duan Ling was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Return to the original shape?"

"Yes."

Duan Ling suddenly took a deep breath, and his face darkened immediately, "Where are the things?"

"In the den!"

Duan Ling clenched his fists and strode vigorously to the bedroom with two long legs.

Pushing open the door, Duan Xianyu turned into a dead fish in minutes.

━┳━━┳━

The Shura field is full of eyes, corpses are scattered all over the field, and mourning songs are everywhere.

The half-bitten vibrator was still on the ground dutifully and unyieldingly "buzzing, buzzing."

Zhou Zhou followed and said in amazement, "Ah, why is it still moving? I don't know how to turn it off, just leave it there until it runs out of power."

...Hehe, he is a dignified electric wand that is strong for 10 hours.

Duan Ling turned around, looking at Zhou Zhou's big white teeth when he smiled, his heart was full of vicissitudes.

Why do you keep this kind of stupid dog with a head that grows out just to look tall?

It is better to eat.

"Eh? Ah! Little master... um... um... you, what are you doing... ah!"

Duan Ling casually picked up the rope on the ground and tried to tie him up, but found that the rope had been bitten off in half, and he was extremely annoyed: "It's so short, how can you tie it up!"Um?Yes, you can only tie an egg!

"Huh? Why did you tie me up... ah, little, little master... you... where did you tie me up, hey... um..."

So the president of Salted Fish, who spent a whole night developing with a bunch of defective products, was very sad, and finally abandoned the group of disabled comrades decisively, went into battle with real guns, and turned a certain bastard back and forth until he was completely stunned. , it's finally over.

And the completely abandoned fruits and vegetables on the kitchen table: Soak us all soft and don’t eat them, human nature!

Mr. electric wand with strong earthquakes and non-stop for 10 hours: so lonely, why not dance, buzz, buzz...

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If you are going to search for Taobao, please raise your claws~(￣▽￣～)~

Enough of the funny comparisons, I will start entering the entertainment circle tomorrow~ A big wave of male gods is coming √PS: At the opening ceremony of the Australian Open at noon tomorrow, a certain Xiao is going to join in the fun!The update time will be later, and I guarantee there will be an update before ten o'clock in the evening. You can watch or follow a certain Xiao Weibo at ten o'clock [@肖莫人] to see the reminder!Goodnight everybody!