Pendulum Rider

"Don't you think our topic is getting more and more biased? But you, where did you hear about regretting the diary?"

"My alumni."

"Your alumni? Is the other party also a pendulum driver?"

"She was born in the family of the pendulum driver, and she also established a pendulum club in the university. At first I thought that the pendulum was used for divination, and I heard that someone used the pendulum to divination love, so I decided I joined that club, and the club activities have greatly subverted my imagination.”

"That is to say, you heard about regretting the diary from the president? Could it be that your president is from the Red and Blue Gang?"

"Oh? You also know the Red and Blue Gang, you really are not an ordinary person."

"Compared to those members of the Red and Blue Gang, I'm already very ordinary."

"The president of the Pendulum Club is indeed affiliated to the Red and Blue Gang. There is a senior who is also her subordinate. They also founded the magazine of the Pendulum together."

"In short, the regret diary is a very dangerous thing. It's better not to look for it. It seems that many people are looking for its whereabouts. I almost died under the fangs of the vampires."

"Are you looking for it too?"

"I don't have any regrets that need to be modified. The past me has made the present me, and I am very satisfied with the present me, so there is no need to dwell on the past, and the present me will make the future me. As long as I regret it, the most important thing is to live in the present moment.”

"What beautiful words are you talking about again? I understand the truth, but this princess must find the regret diary."

"Since you've made up your mind, just do what you want, and don't let your current self regret it."

"Then will you help me?"

"It's a completely different matter. I don't have much time for your business."

"Then just keep an eye on it for me. If you happen to find it, the regret diary belongs to you. You just need to help me revise the past."

"Understood, but I won't go out of my way to help you look for it." I was a little perfunctory for her.

"Speaking of which, how did you weaponize the pendulum just now? I haven't responded after practicing for a long time. The president said that the way I practiced was wrong, but I couldn't understand the theories she said."

"You can do it if you connect with each other. The key is to talk more. This is similar to flirting with a girl."

"How do you talk about an item?"

"Have you never chatted with the pendulum?" I was a little surprised.

"I only asked it questions, and it answered me with the direction of rotation."

"This is really a very common way of practicing. Ordinary people do use the pendulum in this way. In the northern hemisphere, when answering Yes, the pendulum rotates clockwise, when answering No, it rotates counterclockwise, and in the southern hemisphere. The direction is the opposite, of course there are also pendulums that deliberately reverse, but there is a law in the direction of rotation, as long as you find the law, you can ask it some right and wrong questions, you don’t use it and still use it like this now, do you?”

"That's how I used it at the beginning, but then I don't know how to change the shape of the pendulum. After practicing for a long time, it didn't work."

"First of all, you need to understand the personality of a pendulum, such as whether it is introverted or extroverted. To understand it, you need to talk. Take out your pendulum and talk to it."

Hearing this, Cao Anyang hesitated for a moment, and took out a four-hole ocarina from his coat pocket. The ocarina is white in appearance, with flower patterns in the style of Chinese ink painting on it.

"My eldest lady, you usually use this small instrument for divination? What kind of material is it made of? Ceramic?"

"That's right, it's made of ceramics. I bought it when I went to Zhujiajiao with my boyfriend. The president said that anything that can swing can be used as a pendulum, so I used this."

"You are really amazing. This kind of material is not suitable for beginners. Generally, novices use crystal pendulums, while pendulums made of metal pendulums, silver pendulums, wooden pendulums, ceramics, hard clay, etc. It is used by those who are familiar with it, and as for the veteran drivers in the industry, as long as it is heavy, no matter what material it is, it can be easily rotated."

"The president also let me use the public pendulum inside the club to practice for a while, and then I used this ocarina, which can be used as a musical instrument, divination, and is small and easy to carry."

"This ocarina originally has its own shape, and when you get to know it well, it may have some special self-defense tricks, and you can say anything to it, such as asking its gender.

"Well, little Tao, are you a eunuch or a maid?" Cao Anyang asked while holding an ocarina.

I think Ling Pendulum must have the same expression as me. When I heard this question, I was stunned.

The surrounding air dropped another ten degrees in an instant. It was clearly a KTV private room, but the private room was extremely quiet, and even the singing next door could not be heard.

I don't know how long it took before my ears confirmed that I hadn't lost my hearing.

"Why didn't Xiao Tao respond?" Cao Anyang looked at me suspiciously, "Is it because I asked the wrong way?"

"You are really self-aware, but your way of asking is wrong. Although our pilots are indeed the masters of the pendulum, we still have to treat them as friends when chatting. They are important partners who can protect us in times of crisis. "

"Then what is the correct way to chat? You can show me a demonstration."

"First of all, throw away your princess disease and the full time travel setting of the second year, and then ask Xiaotao, are you and I the same sex or the opposite sex."

Such a simple sentence seems quite difficult for Cao Anyang, she was silent for a long time, and finally opened her mouth to say: "Little Tao, are we the same sex?"

"Who is the same sex as you?" A rather sharp voice came from the ocarina, and it sounded like a eunuch who was neither male nor female.

This seemed to be the first time Cao Anyang heard the sound of the pendulum, and she almost threw the ocarina away in fright, but she immediately regained her composure and asked, "Little Tao, are you really an eunuch?"

"I'm still in the puberty stage, so I'm not a eunuch!"

"No picture, no truth, you show us your true appearance."

"Your energy is not enough for me to materialize."

"Then eat my energy." I interrupted the conversation between them.

I felt that the ocarina turned slightly towards me, and the next second my body became weak, like a mollusk without a spine, about to collapse on the sofa.

A boy wearing a white Hanfu appeared in front of my eyes, and the costume was embroidered with the ink painting pattern on the ocarina I saw just now. It took a lot of my energy.

"Sister, you, the taste is not bad, but it's not enough to fill my stomach. At first, a man bought me, but the man changed hands and gave me to his girlfriend. The energy of a woman is really not enough." Xiaotao faced Cao Anyang complained, "If you don't exercise much, how can you have the strength to control us? Male pendulums are very edible. Your princess sickness makes her stomach sick. Don't stay at home and watch dramas all day. I'm about to be killed. You're starving to death, if it wasn't for your two energetic younger brothers, I wouldn't have survived until now."

"But I'm not good at any sports."

"Then you can play me more, playing the ocarina is also an aerobic exercise."

"I don't have enough lung capacity."

"Then you give me back to your boyfriend."

"You were obviously given to me by him, and we haven't broken up yet, why do you want to return it?"

"I'm hungry again, first let me change back." Xiao Tao said and changed back to the appearance of the ocarina again.

Cao Anyang glanced at me, and then at the ocarina in her hand. She wondered if what she saw just now was a hallucination.

"This is a good start. At least you know Xiaotao's gender. Just chat with him more, cultivate a relationship, and connect with each other so that you can use him at critical moments."

"But he said I didn't have enough energy."

"He's right. Go out and exercise more, improve your physical strength, and make up for this deficiency."

"How do you exercise?"

"Why do you ask me everything?"

"Because you are more proficient in using the pendulum than I am, let me be a reference."

"I don't usually exercise much. It's just that being a team leader is tiring. I have to run around with a tour group, so I naturally have some physical strength."

"I thought your physical strength came out on the bed."

On the way to KTV just now, we chatted about each other's zodiac signs. She is a Cancer just like the president of their university's pendulum club. At the same time, she also learned that I am a scorpio, but I am not a scorpion.

"I don't have a date yet, and I don't plan to find one."

"If you don't have a partner, can you still find a friend from 419?" Cao Anyang smiled innocently, "You have already set foot in the society, you are older than me, and have more experience than me, so you must have more experience than me. .”

"You think too much, my experience value is 0. You see, the topic has been dragged away by you again, aren't we discussing the pendulum?"

"By the way, how should I exercise?"

"If you really want to stay at home, you can practice yoga, which is also good for controlling the pendulum."

"You let me, who is negative every time when sitting and bending forward, practice yoga?"

"How about swimming and badminton?"

"I still have to go out to the gym." Her voice sounded a bit reluctant.

"How about going shopping with your boyfriend more?"

"My princess prefers online shopping."

"I know how much Cancer loves home. Then I have nothing to do. Ask your boyfriend if he will sleep with you."

"Then let parents know what to do?"

While we were chatting about the pendulum, there was a siren-like sound in the room. It turned out that it was time for our private room. It felt like we had only sung for a short time. Cao Anyang was still a little unhappy, but I still dragged her back to the room. hotel.

That night, after taking a bath, Cao Anyang knocked on my door again in his pajamas.I watched the video and saw that it was interrupted halfway, so I came to the door and said to her in a sullen tone, "What do you want?"

"I want to sleep with you, I brought Xiaotao too." Cao Anyang pointed to the ocarina pendulum in her hand.

"Then you chat with Xiao Tao at the side, don't disturb me watching the video."

"What do you watch? TV? The TV in the hotel room is all Japanese channels, and I can't understand it."

"I watch danmei videos in the app, are you interested in watching them together?"

"You actually watch Danmei?" Cao Anyang's voice raised a pitch.

"what happened?"

"Likewise, let's hold a paw." Cao Anyang said and stretched out his hand towards me.

So, I also extended my hand to her, but I suddenly thought of a question, so I blurted out: "Didn't you say that you came from time travel? Have you ever seen broken sleeves in ancient times?"

"I've heard of it, but I haven't actually seen it."

If I cooperate with her time-traveling setting in this way, will her secondary illness become more and more serious?Speaking of which, her secondary illness could not be caused by being spoiled by her boyfriend, right?

Forget it, her princess disease and the second disease have nothing to do with me.

Originally, she came to my room to practice controlling the pendulum, but under the temptation of Danmei, she sat next to me on the bed and looked at the iPad together.

Later, when we returned to China, we exchanged contact information as corrupt friends. Before returning to China, I took her to the bookstore I often go to for a walk. There are two rows of Tanmei shelves in the bookstore, which is rare in China. to the scene.