how to chase boys

My neighbor's elder brother Tang Shi is one year older than me and has been my role model since he was a child.

He's tall and very handsome and I love hanging out with him.

My brother is very good at playing basketball and riding a bicycle. He often takes me out by bicycle and sometimes buys me ice guns.

But my mother said that children should not eat too many ice guns, otherwise they will freeze in their stomachs.

Once, I didn’t listen to my mother’s advice and asked my brother to buy me a lot of ice guns. Sure enough, after eating the ice guns, my stomach started to hurt. I was in pain and sat on the floor crying, thinking that I was going to die.

At this time, my brother ran over from the next door, picked me up from the ground, and asked me what was wrong.

I said my stomach was frozen, my brother said no, I didn't believe it, he had no choice but to hold me and sit on the ground to help my belly.

My brother sucked for a long time, and my stomach finally stopped hurting.

My brother is so nice, I like the neighbor's brother the most!

—— "My Dearest Person"

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The above are the winning works I participated in the Xinhua Cup Composition Contest for Elementary and Middle School Students when I was in the third grade.

I vaguely remember how Tang Shi coaxed me into writing such a nonsense composition with sweet words, and then took me to school and handed it to the teacher himself.

It was the weekend, and after handing in the essay, he took me by the hand to the convenience store. In return for my hard work, I could pick my favorite popsicles.

When I was a child, I was white and fat, with big eyes and long eyelashes, carved in powder and jade. In the words of adults, I looked like a porcelain doll.

I tiptoed in front of the freezer and ordered three white rabbit ice creams in one go.

Tang Shi often brought me here to buy delicious food. The proprietress of the convenience store knew us, she bent down and touched my face, "Oh, Xiaoyueguang eats so much by herself?"

I rolled my eyes, turned my head to look at Tang Shi flatteringly, "There's another one for brother Tang Shi."

Tang Shi was taking money out of his pocket, when he heard this, he glanced at me and snorted coldly: "You have a conscience."

I was very proud at the time, because I had both popsicles and Tang Shi.My parents are both businessmen, and I have been educated by them since I was a child, knowing how to "maximize" my own interests.

The wool has to come from the sheep. I spent Tang Shi's money to make him happy, and he will bring me to buy delicious food next time.

"Brother Tang Shi," I held a popsicle in one hand, and the melted butter flowed out of one hand, making it sticky and dirty, and the other hand pulled Tang Shi's clothes, "You are so kind, I will always like you."

Satisfied, Tang Shi took me to sit on a chair outside the convenience store, and didn't forget to tell me: "I can't tell your parents when I buy you popsicles, do you understand?"

"Yeah." I nodded while licking the butter that flowed from the stick to my fingers, and stared at the two unopened big white rabbits in the plastic bag.

My family is very strict, my parents don't allow me to eat more popsicles, and don't give me extra pocket money. Only when I follow Tang Shi's butt can I eat popsicles, spicy sticks, shredded radish and other small snacks so happily.

Later, my essay "My Dearest Person" won the first prize, and the teacher personally delivered the trophy to my home.

My house is a big villa with a yard. There are two cars parked in four circles in the yard, and there is also a steel beast that I need my father to hold to climb up.

The teacher handed the trophy and certificate to my father, touched my head and said, "Yueguang is a very smart child. It's really great to be able to write a composition like this at such a young age."

Tang Shi took me to sign up for this composition competition. My dad had no idea that I participated in such a competition, but he was very happy that I won the prize. He donated two truckloads of books to our primary school with a big wave of his hand and awarded me My work was obtained from the teacher, and it was mounted in a gold frame and hung in my living room.

Until now, the composition is still hanging there, and every student who comes to my house as a guest has to stand in front of the composition and read it.

Then he laughed hysterically, as if someone had put a horn in his throat.

The students who can come to my house naturally have a good relationship with me, and the students who have a good relationship with me all know Tang Shi's existence, and those who know Tang Shi's existence naturally know how he bullied me.

He has bullied me so much, and there is still a composition written by elementary school students who regards him as a god hanging in my house.

I hate that I can't travel back to eight years ago and slap that little kid who sold his dignity for a few white rabbit popsicles into the wall.

"Cheng Yueguang!" Tang Shi called me from the next door again. Both of us are single-family villas with a large yard. The yards of the two families are connected together with only a wall in between.

I hate that my home is so close to his home, and I hate that my mother loved to take me to the yard to take a bath when I was a child.

She likes to take me out of the white and fat, put me in an inflatable children's bathtub, and make me full of bubbles.

Tang Shi just stared at her bathing me. Every time he heard my servant filling the children's bathtub with air, he would ring the doorbell of my house and tell my mother that he also wanted to help me bathe.

How could his short winter melon want to bathe me!He just wants to secretly pinch my little Haw!

I hate I hate I hate!I hate Tang shi so much!

Until now he still bullies me, every now and then he calls me over to do coolie for him through the wall.

I also tried to resist him, and drank milk desperately every day, but I was half a head shorter than him, and I couldn't catch up with him no matter what.

I can't beat and beat, I dare not scold, I can only be squeezed by him, I look like a little old man with a sad face all day long, even the little fat on my body is gone by him.

I walked slowly to the next door, and Tang Shi was waiting for me in the yard, surrounded by some other messy people.

Tang shi pulled me to his side, put his arm on my shoulder very intimately, and put half of his body weight on me.

"Here, this is Cheng Yueguang."

The people around him looked at me curiously, and I also looked at them bitterly.

Some of them are familiar to me, they seem to be high school sophomores, they often come to our class door with Tang Shi to look for me.

Tang Shi let go of his hand on my shoulder and said lazily, "These are all my classmates. They came to have dinner today. Go back and tell your mother that you will have lunch at my house."

The nanny at home stewed bird's nest for my mother, and I also wanted to take a bite, so I didn't really want to stay.I frowned and asked Tang Shi if I could go home for dinner.

"What are you thinking?" Tang Shi pinched my face and said domineeringly, "Of course not!"

I opened my mouth and wanted to talk, but Tang Shi had already pushed me into the house, "Go, go, help my mother clean up the barbecue dishes at noon."

He drove me into the house like a chicken, and I had to go to the kitchen to find Aunt Tang.

Aunt Tang was Tang Shi's mother, a very gentle woman who didn't have a job and took care of Tang Shi by herself at home.

She is not as strong as my mother, so I like her very much. When I was a child, I often went to Tang Shi's house to lie in her arms and watch cartoons.

"Auntie," I went to the counter to help her wash the vegetables, "let me help you."

The water from the faucet was rushing, and I put the green lettuce under it, and the lettuce became watery when it touched the water drops.

Aunt Tang reached out and brushed the broken hair by her ear, and gave me a strawberry, "Moonlight eats fruit. Is your brother bullying you again and won't let you play with them?"

I took the strawberries handed by my aunt and stuffed them into my mouth. The strawberries were sour and sweet and delicious. After eating, I took another one from the fruit plate.

I said, "Auntie, my brother is always like this, can you take care of him."

The aunt laughed, as if coaxing a child: "Okay, okay, auntie must say him. But our Tang Shi likes moonlight, so he teased you like this."

This time the strawberries I took were too sour, and my face wrinkled from eating them. I thought, Tang Shi's liking is too scary, I'd rather he hate me to death.

A group of adolescent boys get together, and all they can talk about is homework, exams, and girls.

I sat on the low stool beside Tang Shi, with my legs curled slightly to one side, and I concentrated on eating the grilled ribs on the plate.

If it was at home, my mother would definitely not allow me to eat these things. Although Tang Shi hated it, I temporarily forgave him for the sake of the grilled pork ribs, and poured him a cup of yogurt in repayment, "here."

Tang Shi pushed away the yogurt with a look of disgust, and said, "Only milk babies like you drink milk, we want to drink beer."

The boy sitting on the other side of me asked me: "Cheng Yueguang, do you want a drink?"

I shook my head and said I dare not drink.My mother repeatedly emphasized that the children in our family should not touch alcohol. She said that beer would hurt my brain, and if she found out that I drank secretly, she would beat me to death.

Tang shi glanced at me and said nothing.

His classmate dragged a bench to us and asked me if I was in a relationship, "Cheng Yueguang, do you know that the classmate in our class likes you?"

How would I know, my mother said that children cannot fall in love early, and that being in love early is not a good thing.I told them truthfully: "I don't know."

They laughed, pushed each other, and winked.

Tang Shinian and I are both from the International Department. Most of the people in the same class are either rich or expensive. One boy took out a smart phone from his pocket and found a photo to show me: "Then do you think she looks good?"

My mother doesn't give me a mobile phone, so I can only borrow Tang Shi's mobile phone to play games to satisfy my hunger. Seeing this boy handing me the mobile phone, I took it cautiously.

On the screen was a girl with long hair, who had two cat ears printed on the top of her head with Photorealistic software, with big eyes, and looked very obedient.

I said, "It's pretty nice."

After I finished speaking, I looked at the boy again, hesitated, and asked him if he could lend me his mobile phone to play with.

The boy readily agreed, "Okay, let's play, but you don't want to spend the gold coins in my game, I save them for use."

I was stunned. If I want to play with Tang Shi's mobile phone, I have to follow him and beg him for a long time before he will give it to me. Sometimes I even have to sign some unequal treaties that humiliate me. This boy is too kind. Yes, I was moved by him, and I also poured him a cup of yogurt, "I'll drink it for you."

"Tch," Tang Shi rolled his eyes in disdain beside me, and he threw his mobile phone into my arms, "Take it and play, spend the gold coins in it as you like."

I played at Tang Shi's house all afternoon, and returned home in the evening with a smell of oily smoke all over my body.

My mom was in the living room telling my dad how stupid Party A was this time. The boss looked like a dog and didn't expect his head to be full of shit.

She didn't know that I had entered the door, and she was still cursing. My dad touched her arm lightly, "My son is back."

My mother was like a goose whose mouth was tied by a rubber ring, and she stopped talking instantly.

"Mom." I walked to the sofa and stopped, wanting to ask her if she could give me a mobile phone.My dad has always agreed to buy me a mobile phone, but unfortunately my mother has the final say at home, and my mother can't buy it if she can't buy it.

If I want to play with my mobile phone, I have to ask Tang Shi, or find a way to make my mother let go.

Before I talked about the mobile phone, my mother jumped up first, "God! What is this smell on you!"

She grabbed my arm and pulled me in front of her and sniffed vigorously, the expression on her face was like Tang Shi took me to dig food in the trash can.

She grabbed me and shook her, and her fingernails painted with Dan Kou dug into my arm: "Son, what did Tang Shi take you for, huh?"

There was a little soft flesh on my arm, and it hurt from being pinched by my mother. I pulled my arm back: "Mom, you pinched me."

Only then did my mother let go, circled around me twice, and directed the servants at home to fill me with bath water.She said, "I shouldn't have let you go out to play. Look at the smells on your body. Tang Shi knows how to feed you some messy things."

My dad couldn't stand it anymore, so he spoke for me: "It's alright, alright, Yueguang is not a child anymore, you should stop interfering with him."

"I don't care about my son!" My mother glared at him, "Did you forget that Tang Shi fed half a catty of meatballs to Yueguang when he was a child, and when he came home, he cried and vomited about his bloated stomach?"

"Hey," my dad stood up from the sofa and came over to put his arms around us, "Of course I haven't forgotten, but it happened when they were young, right? They've grown up now and know how to behave."

"Besides," he kissed my mother on the forehead, stretched out his hand to ruffle my hair, "Tang Shi's father is in the leadership team, we might use him at any time, Yueguang has a good relationship with Tang Shi Wouldn't it be easier for us to talk then?"

I blinked my eyes and understood half of what I heard. My mother understood, and she tapped her finger on my father's chest coquettishly, "You, you just have a lot of fancy intestines."