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"Brother, do you eat brains?"
A large piece of noodles mixed with sauerkraut just choked into my throat, and the soup soaked in pickled peppers came out of my nose.I wiped my nose with the back of my hand and asked, "What?"
The tone is very aggressive.
When someone who suddenly pops out while eating noodles is wearing a coat and has an unshaven beard, as if he will pull off the coat in the next second to show people something to interrupt your eating, your tone will not be very good.
Of course, I'm not worried that he really opened up his coat to show me some good things, after all, my things are pretty good, too.
"Brother, do you eat your brains?" The man who looked at the silly fork said it again seriously.
I put down my chopsticks and thought that there was nothing wrong with my ears, and I heard the same thing twice.
After ensuring this, I was relieved a lot, so I also answered seriously: "Do you want to eat yours?"
"Of course not!" The man seemed to have got some permission, quickly looked around and sat down opposite me: "Brother, I think you are pleasing to the eye, and to tell you the truth, my brain is about to rot, and you will lose if you eat it." Now...you can find a fresher, more valuable brain and eat it."
I sneered and got up to go to checkout.The man also stood up, as if he wanted to say something.I took out from my pocket the two steel coins that the proprietress had found for me before and threw them to him, saying: "It's hot, buy a bottle of water, don't pester me, be careful of getting beaten." After finishing speaking, I left him with a handsome back.
That night, I had a dream.I dreamed that a monkey dug out his brain and offered it to a pig.The pig ate to its heart's content with its warm blood, then turned around and met me grinning.In the dream, I was holding a stone with blood on the corner of my mouth.
When I woke up, I suddenly felt very hungry and wanted to eat something.A food with a soft taste and a slight fishy smell.But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out what it was, so I simply brushed my teeth and washed my face to go to class.
By the way, I am a prospective high school senior who needs to make up classes during the summer vacation.
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"Brother, do you eat brains?"
A large piece of noodles mixed with sauerkraut just choked into my throat, and the soup soaked in pickled peppers came out of my nose.I wiped my nose with the back of my hand and asked, "What?"
The tone is very aggressive.
When someone who suddenly pops out while eating noodles is wearing a coat and has an unshaven beard, as if he will pull off the coat in the next second to show people something to interrupt your eating, your tone will not be very good.
Of course, I'm not worried that he really opened up his coat to show me some good things, after all, my things are pretty good, too.
"Brother, do you eat your brains?" The man who looked at the silly fork said it again seriously.
I put down my chopsticks and thought that there was nothing wrong with my ears, and I heard the same thing twice.
After ensuring this, I was relieved a lot, so I also answered seriously: "Do you want to eat yours?"
"Of course not!" The man seemed to have got some permission, quickly looked around and sat down opposite me: "Brother, I think you are pleasing to the eye, and to tell you the truth, my brain is about to rot, and you will lose if you eat it." Now...you can find a fresher, more valuable brain and eat it."
I sneered and got up to go to checkout.The man also stood up, as if he wanted to say something.I took out from my pocket the two steel coins that the proprietress had found for me before and threw them to him, saying: "It's hot, buy a bottle of water, don't pester me, be careful of getting beaten." After finishing speaking, I left him with a handsome back.
That night, I had a dream.I dreamed that a monkey dug out his brain and offered it to a pig.The pig ate to its heart's content with its warm blood, then turned around and met me grinning.In the dream, I was holding a stone with blood on the corner of my mouth.
When I woke up, I suddenly felt very hungry and wanted to eat something.A food with a soft taste and a slight fishy smell.But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out what it was, so I simply brushed my teeth and washed my face to go to class.
By the way, I am a prospective high school senior who needs to make up classes during the summer vacation.
The author has something to say: the full text is over~ Daily update!
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