Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.

Others are afraid of Sister Lanhua, but Cuilan is not!

She had bullied him a lot when she was a child.

Thinking of the scene of being kicked out by him in the grocery store that day, and looking at the rice seedlings in front of her, she put her hips on her hips and cursed:

"Did your eyes grow into the ditch? In such a big place, the geese are put in my rice field? I think you did it on purpose?"

This scolding made him stupid directly, and he didn't mean it.

But Sister Lanhua is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so she was so angry that she turned around and cursed:

"Didn't you just eat a few rice seedlings from your family, why make such a fuss? Besides, the old goose is a beast, and you are a human being. You really have the same knowledge as a beast?"

His mouth was not much worse than Cuilan's, and he did not lose to her at all.

Cuilan heard that she was calling herself a beast?

She was so angry that she was about to smoke, she rolled up her sleeves, raised her eyebrows and said:

"Liu Tiedan! How dare you talk to me like this? After all, I'm still your cousin! You say I'm making a fuss? It's not your family's crops that hurt your feelings! Then I'll go to your orchard tomorrow to kill the fruits and see you What do you have to say!"

Sister Lanhua's aggressiveness was aroused, and she was worried that she would not be able to act wildly, but Cuilan happened to bump into her.

"Okay, if you dare to go to the fruit, then I will come to your field to release geese every day! Let the geese go in the morning, at noon, and at night, and see who is afraid of whom!"

Cuilan was so angry that her face was flushed, and the hand that pointed at him was trembling.

"What are you doing? Do you still want to fight?" Sister Lanhua said triumphantly, gaining the upper hand.

Yuhu picked up dirt from the ground and joined the battle at any time, and Niuniu followed suit.

"Okay! My old lady will teach you a lesson today!"

Sister Lanhua hated others calling him a sissy and a sissy the most, she was furious!

Seeing Cuilan rushing forward, Bai Nen's palm was about to slap her.

Sister Lanhua had a flash of inspiration, she had sharp eyes and quick hands, and she dodged backwards.

Cuilan pounced a little fiercely, and ended up falling headfirst into the muddy field, scaring the big white goose to flap its wings and run away.

Sister Lanhua has long wanted to have a fight with her!

When they were young, their family always bullied their honest parents because of the large number of people.

I remember one time when my uncle came to make trouble at home, and only my mother was there at that time.

Aunt Liu was soft-tempered and didn't dare to argue with their family.

When she was a child, Sister Lanhua had a violent temper. Knowing that her mother was being bullied, she rushed to her uncle's house with a stick.

Cuilan is also very aggressive, and the two quickly get together...

As a result, Cuilan was naturally beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Of course, Sister Lanhua also suffered some injuries.

From then on, the cousins ​​had to pinch each other as soon as they met.

After Cuilan got married and gave birth to a baby, the two families stopped moving around, so things subsided.

When she first married into the Yan family, she had many fights with the Yan family, and her pungentness was no less than that of her mother-in-law.

The two also became famous tigresses in Sunset Village.

Today, she and Sister Lanhua ran into each other again, and the new hatred added to the old hatred, so don't blow up the sky!

Sister Lanhua watched her fall like a dog, and laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward.

"Unlucky! You deserve it! Who told you that you owed me a hand and wanted to hit me! Eat a mouthful of goose shit and dirt, haha..."

Yuhu added fuel to the fire at the side: "It's bad luck and deserves it, eat shit and be stupid!"

Niu Niu clapped her hands with him and beat the beat.

Cuilan struggled to get up, her face was covered with mud, her hair was covered with withered grass and goose feathers, and her clothes were also filthy.

"You! I...I will fight you today! And you two bastards! There are mother-born bastards!"

Cuilan suddenly pointed at the two children.

As soon as Niu Niu heard the word "no mother", she immediately withered, and tears welled up in her eyes.

Yuhu was also so angry that his chest was bulging.

Seeing Niuniu's pitiful appearance, Sister Lanhua felt distressed for a while, and rushed towards Cuilan with a cry of "Aww".

This time the two really hit it off.

Pinching arms, pulling clothes, pulling hair, scratching face...

Sister Lanhua fights with different targets.

If the other party is a man, he will become a real man, and his boxing skills are not covered!

But if the other party is a woman, he will turn into a savage village woman, and deal with the other party with the method of "scratching, pulling, and pinching".

The two fought to the death...

Sister Lan Hua was pulling her hair at this time, strands of black hair were torn off, and Cuilan's scalp ached.

She was even more ruthless, and directly reached out to scratch Sister Lanhua's face.

Sister Lanhua couldn't keep her hands free, she raised her foot and stomped on Cuilan's foot hard.

"Mom, my feet hurt like hell!"

After all, Sister Lanhua is a strong man who weighs almost two hundred catties, is it worth stepping on her foot?

Cuilan let go of her hands, and fell down on the muddy field, hugging her feet and crying loudly.

Sister Lanhua spat at her hard, "If you dare to say that you are a wild species, see if I don't cut you to death, I'll fuck!"

After speaking, he pulled up the two children, drove the geese, and walked home triumphantly.

Cuilan was afraid that she had been trampled hard, and when they disappeared from sight, she staggered and barely got up, walked back with a limp, and kept turning her head and screaming:

"You wait for me, this matter is not over, if I don't make a mess of your house, I will take your surname!"

She had forgotten that both herself and Sister Lanhua had the surname Liu...

Cuilan is actually not stupid, she didn't go after Nian Xiaomi's house directly to make a fuss, because she knew that the other party had a lot of people, and she would definitely suffer.

At this moment, Sister Lanhua and her two children were standing on the slope of the field in the distance, throwing their waists at her and laughing loudly at her.

Back home, Nian Xiaomi and Yan Mo were chopping soybean seedlings in the vegetable garden.

Hearing the crowing of geese, he hurried out and asked:

"Sister, where did you put your goose, why did you come back so late?"

Yan Mo also poked his head out from the vegetable garden, and said with a playful smile:

"Are you going to sing a big show? What's the matter with your face?"

Sister Lanhua didn't plan to say it at first, after all, she was also spoiled today.

But Yuhu said everything about the fight.

Nian Xiaomi immediately asked, "Then who won?"

Only then did Sister Lanhua put her worries behind her, ran to the vegetable garden, and happily talked about what had happened.

Grandma Qi walked by with a duck food bowl, and said with a smile:

"Lanwa, you have to restrain your temper, otherwise you won't be able to get married."

Sister Lanhua said nonchalantly: "It's just fine if you don't get married, I'll just stay at home!"

Aunt Liu said worriedly, "Why did you offend Cuilan? In the future, she will come to make trouble..."

Before the words were finished, Nian Xiaomi said sternly: "That's just right, her mother-in-law has died down, and I'm just worried that no one will practice her hand!"

On the opening day of the grocery store, Cuilan went to destroy the scene, and Nian Xiaomi was so angry that she wanted to confront her head-on.

After finishing the vegetable garden, Sister Lanhua put the goose in a cage and cleaned up the goose droppings.

Nian Xiaomi came to the kitchen, inserted the braised pork in the pot with bamboo chopsticks, and called for Yan Mo.

Remember the stinky tofu soaked in the old yard?

The whole family seems to have forgotten the jar of stinky water, but Nian Xiaomi will not.

"Master, help me dig the jar."

He picked up the shovel and handed it to Yan Mo, pulling him to a corner of the vegetable garden.

The jar of stinky tofu has been moved from the old yard and buried in the soil again.

"Daughter-in-law, what kind of treasure are you digging for?" Yan Mo became interested.

Nian Xiaomi smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't ask anything, just dig it out and you'll know!"

When digging the jar, Xiaoyong and Gu Yunfeng happened to be back, and the two brothers approached curiously, "Brother, are there still treasures buried at home?"

Nian Xiaomi smiled without saying a word, acting as if she was trying to tell a joke.

Until the dark jar was taken to the kitchen, washed with water, and the mud on the mouth of the jar was knocked off.

It didn't matter if the knock was made, a strange smell wafted out.

Sister Lanhua, who was lying on the mouth of the altar and thought she was a baby, jumped away like an electric shock.

"Oh, my dear mother, what is this, it stinks to death!"

The others also covered their noses and ran away.

Nian Xiaomi laughed, "Everyone must taste a piece later, and we will comment after tasting it!"

The reaction of Yan Mo and others today was completely different from usual.

I used to know that Nian Xiaomi was going to eat weird and weird food, and I would always look forward to it, and the hala would flow all over the place.

Today they all don't believe that the tofu in this stinky jar can also be eaten?

Yan Mo covered his nose, and said in a low voice, "It's so hot, it's been soaked for a long time, it's probably full of white worms!"

Sister Lan Hua hurriedly nodded and said: "That's right, it will be troublesome if you eat up your stomach later!"

Even Granny Qi stepped forward to persuade: "Nianba, I think it's better to throw it away, I haven't heard that stinky things can be eaten."

The whole family criticizes the jar one after another.

"Ah! What stinks so much! I can smell it from a long way away, but it stinks to death!"

Xue Yourong went to the neighboring Peach Blossom Village to do errands today, and seeing that it was getting late, he didn't plan to go back to the city, and next year Xiaomi would stay here for the night.

Before I got to the gate, I could smell this stench.

Sister Lan Hua pulled her up and said with a smile: "Sister You Rong is here, this is done by your older sister, hurry up and tell me."

Yan Mo also came out to greet him, with a towel tied on his face, like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Xue Yourong saw that Nian Xiaomi was sticking out her butt, holding something from the pickle jar, covered her nose and said:

"Your daughter-in-law really knows how to live! You can't bear to throw away the stinky pickle water..."

Yan Mo said with a smile: "He specially tossed this up. It's filled with dried tofu made by Grandma Qi. It's almost killing the whole family."

Nian Xiaomi had already picked up a pot of stinky tofu and came to the kitchen.

Aunt Liu and Xiaoyong bit the bullet and were called to help by him.

Xiaoyong was in charge of lighting the fire, and Aunt Liu was in charge of chopping the garlic cloves into mashed garlic, scooping some chili sauce and mixing them evenly, and then chopping some shallots and coriander.

Stinky tofu cannot be eaten raw because it contains bacteria and must be deep-fried at high temperature.

Fortunately, Nianjia camellia harvest is bumper, and jars of tea oil are placed in the corner of the kitchen, otherwise Nian Xiaomi would really be reluctant to fry it, which is very expensive.

Compared with lard, things fried in tea oil are much more fragrant!

Wait for the pan to heat up, pour oil until the oil rises to a puff of smoke, Nian Xiaomi puts the stinky tofu in.

Just hearing the sound of "stab", it scared Xiaoyong so much that he almost peed in fear.

Fry until browned on both sides, then you can take it out of the pan.

"Auntie, give me a plate." Nian Xiaomi shouted.

When the plate arrived, Nian Xiaomi scooped up the fried stinky tofu piece by piece, and the first pot of frying was successful!

He didn't care about resting, and quickly started frying the second pot while taking advantage of the hot oil in the pot.

Yan Mo still couldn't hold back his curiosity and ran into the kitchen.

He sniffed, scratched his head, and asked suspiciously:

"Hey! After the stinky tofu was fried, why did the taste change, it doesn't seem so smelly anymore?"

As for what it tastes like, he can't tell, it's just weird anyway...