Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

In the early morning of the next day, Du Xiao was still in a deep sleep when the sky was just dawn, when a loud cock crowing suddenly sounded in his ears, which almost made him fall off the bed.

Mr. Pheasant's sleep pattern is too poor, and he rolled over half of the bed unconsciously at night. In his sleep, following Du Xiao's breath, he rolled closer and closer to the pillow. The last half of the chicken head was exposed from the quilt, and it accurately received the light and dark changes at dawn The message immediately sang loudly.

Du Xiao was afraid of waking up the family, so he quickly pulled up the quilt to cover the pet chicken. The pet chicken's crowing sound was muffled in the quilt, as if the battery was about to run out, but he sang it three times with all his heart before stopping. After singing, I closed my eyes and probably fell asleep again.

Du Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, got dressed and got up.

Hearing the sound of him opening the door and going out, Mr. Yeji poked his head out to look, his eyes fell on the bedside table, his eyeballs rolled around, and shrank into the middle of the quilt to take a human shape.

I learned two lessons at night, and I can see the reference object again during the day, so this time the location was chosen well, and there were no accidents.

Young Master Zhou stretched out his bare arms, and like a thief, he touched Du Xiao's mobile phone on the bedside table, and dialed his father's phone number with a rustle while hiding under the quilt.

Chairman Zhou: "Du Xiao, Happy New Year!"

Zhou Zhan lowered his voice: "Dad, it's me."

Chairman Zhou's voice immediately became excited: "Son! Did you succeed?"

With an arrow in his heart, Zhou Zhan became angry from embarrassment: "Why are you so anxious! You are not serious!"

Chairman Zhou: "..."

Zhou Zhan: "I'm calling to ask you to help me check Du Xiao's relatives and friends, hurry up!"

Chairman Zhou was at a loss: "What? Check what?"

"Check the detailed information of all relatives, friends and neighbors in his family, which ones are close, which ones are average, and which ones are annoying, and then check whether there are any bad things in each family that people can talk about."

Knowing a son is like a father, Chairman Zhou understands his son's request in seconds, and he understands: "No problem! It's on your father! Our chicken race is all over the world, and the information network is very powerful. Such a small matter is nothing to worry about, just wait Let's go!"

Zhou Zhan quickly flattered: "Dad, you are the best!"

Chairman Zhou felt that it was very useful, and before hanging up the phone, he earnestly told: "Remember to build a good relationship with every member of the Du family, let them like your original form first, and it will be easier to accept it after the showdown."

Zhou Zhan: "Don't worry, Dad! I don't want to see how many recruits your son has...Ah, someone is here, bye!"

Zhou Zhan hung up the phone quickly, because the footsteps had reached the door of the room, he didn't dare to put the phone back, and only had time to hide under the blanket and change back to its original shape.

Du Xiao came in to get his cell phone, but he couldn't find it after wandering around for a long time, and went out to look through the suitcase in a daze, but still couldn't find it. Next to the bed, he lifted the quilt and saw the cell phone he had been looking for for a long time lying on the bed not far from the pet chicken.

Du Xiao: "..."

Strange, I don't have the habit of lying on the bed and playing with my mobile phone...

Du Xiao hung up the phone and picked up his mobile phone, dismissed the notification of the missed call, and found that the screen stayed on the address book interface.

Du Xiao: "..."

Could it be that you are overwhelmed by sleep?

Mr. Yeji, who was exposed to Du Xiao's sight, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep: It's over!I seem to have overlooked something!

Du Xiao frowned, turned on the phone and put it in his pocket thoughtfully, looked at the pet chicken who likes to sleep in like Young Master Zhou, put the quilt back on, turned around and went out for breakfast.

Mr. Pheasant pretended to be dead for a while, and slowly got out of the bed, got out of bed and shook his hair, walked to the kitchen with his head held high, sneaked a sneak peek at his bodyguard, and raised his head even higher, He straightened his neck even more, pretending that he was not guilty at all.

After secretly observing for a period of time, he found that Du Xiao had no abnormal behavior. Mr. Yeji knew that he hadn't been exposed, so he was secretly happy, and soon relaxed.

My mother said, you must wait until the raw rice is cooked and then expose it, otherwise it will increase the difficulty of attacking Du Xiao.

Although my mother is a bit stupid, this sentence is very reasonable!Listen!

After enjoying the breakfast specially prepared by Du's family for his mascot, Mr. Pheasant wore the new vest re-sewn by Mrs. Du, and went out for a walk to digest food with his chubby belly. rear chicken coop.

In addition to dogs, the Du family also raises chickens, all of which are hens that lay eggs.

Mr. Yeji looked at the chicken coop and thought, this is also a member of the Du family, or let's start with the friendly kind, and put the unreasonable and crazy stupid guy like the big wolf dog at the end.

Mr. Yeji didn't admit that he was cowardly at all, and walked to the door of the chicken coop with his head held high.

The seven or eight hens inside looked up one after another, tilted their heads to look at him for a moment, and suddenly laughed together "cuckoo-cluck".

Look at that pheasant!It's so funny to dress up!Like a dog!

One of the creatures that chickens hate the most is a dog. This metaphor is simply insulting to the character of the chicken. The pheasant is angry, and instantly forgets the purpose of making a relationship, and jumps up and shouts: "clack cluck!"

This is VIP treatment for me. Mama Du made it for me, you know what a fart!

Hens: "Cuckoo, cluck!"

Whose silly boy is this?Take yourself too seriously!Human beings have other plans for you, and they must want to eat your meat!

Mr. Pheasant: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Stop it!I will marry into the Du family in the future, and I will be your master from now on!You stupid hens!Your fate can only be eaten by human beings, what right do you have to laugh at me!

Hens: "Cuckoo, cluck!"

You are stupid!We good chickens only need to lay eggs, and you roosters who can't lay eggs will become human food!

Mr. Pheasant: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

fart!It's still a top-notch chicken, I am superior to you!I am a primate chicken!The difference between me and you is like the difference between man and ape!Not convinced to fight!

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

"Giggle cluck..."

In the front yard, the big wolfdog lying on the ground and gnawing bones pricked up his ears: Ha!There is excitement!

The big wolfhound hid the bone, rushed to the back of the house wheezing and flicking his tongue, and rushed towards the chicken coop very enthusiastically.

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

"Giggle cluck!"

The two kinds of chickens inside and outside the chicken coop were all frightened, their wings fluttered and their feathers flew all over the sky.

The big wolf dog found that the hen inside was still locked up, so he couldn't play with him, so he had to find the new one outside, raised his front paws and opened his mouth wide, and swooped down.

"Ah, ah, help! Du Xiao, help! Du Xiao, help! Du Xiao, help!"

Du Xiao had already formed a conditioned reflex to Zhou Zhan's voice, and rushed to him quickly. After seeing the situation clearly, he yelled "ping pong", then rushed over and hugged the precarious pheasant standing on the roof of the chicken coop with one paw, saving his pet from distress.

Mr. Yeji leaned weakly on Du Xiao's chest: Ma De scared me to death!

The entire Du family was alarmed, thinking that there were weasels visiting, they rushed over one after another, only to see Du Xiao frowning and looking at the pheasant in his arms seriously, and the big wolf dog lying at his feet hahaha sticking out his tongue Treat it like a cloud.

Members of the Du family: "..."

He didn't even have facial paralysis anymore, what an emotional upheaval it must have been!

Ping Pong was given by his comrades back then, and it was also a pet he brought back in person, so the difference in treatment should be so obvious?

After a while, Du Xiao returned to the front yard in a trance with his pet chicken in his arms.

The chairman said that this chicken was lost three years ago and was only recently found. Then Zhou Zhan should have never seen this chicken in the past three years, let alone teach it to speak... How could it call my name?Hearing other people call it, what did he understand?

Will it be too wicked?

No, this chicken is already very wicked.

At this time, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Du Xiao picked it up and saw that it was the chairman. He was a little surprised and hurriedly pressed to answer.

Chairman Zhou's excited and proud voice came over: "Son! I'll check it out for you! Is it very fast?"

Du Xiao: "... Chairman?"

Chairman Zhou: "!!!"

Fuck!Careless!

Du Xiao: "...I'm Du Xiao."

Chairman Zhou: "Oh, I made a mistake! Hahaha, that, Du Xiao, happy new year! The year of the rooster is auspicious! The year of the rooster is a good year, hahahaha!"

Du Xiao: "... I also wish the Chairman's family a Happy New Year!"

After the two of them finished paying their New Year greetings to each other, the microphone fell into a moment of confusion and embarrassment.

Chairman Zhou: It's quite embarrassing to take the initiative to pay New Year's greetings to employees.

Du Xiao: Didn't the chairman say he took Zhou Zhan on vacation?Why are you still calling?

Mr. Yeji, who was nestled in the bodyguard's arms and eavesdropped the whole time, fell into a bewildered silence: Shouldn't it be exposed?no?no?

For half a day in the afternoon, Du Xiao still didn't show any abnormalities, but when he turned to the call records, he wondered if he had amnesia.

However, Mr. Yeji didn't notice that he was looking through the call records, Mr. Yeji was relieved.

He touched the room while Du Xiao put down his phone to do housework, jumped to the bedside table to look at Du Xiao's phone, stretched out his chicken paw and gestured up and down, left and right, and found that there was no way to turn on the screen, so he turned his head and looked around secretly. After confirming that the environment is safe enough, it turns into a human form, and after a quick operation, it quickly changes back to its original shape, and then squats on the bedside table and listens to the "beep" sound inside.

The call was connected quickly, and Chairman Zhou was very cautious this time: "Du Xiao..."

"Dad! It's me!" Mr. Yeji said immediately, "What did you find out? Tell me quickly! Time is running out!"

"Okay, okay!" Chairman Zhou flipped through the materials in a hurry, "I'll read it to you! Blah blah blah blah..."

It's amazing, the Zhou family is a little stupid, but their memory is quite good, of course, only for a short period of time.

After seven days, it was basically blank.

After hanging up the phone, Mr. Yeji could almost memorize the contents of the information, jumped off the ground quite proudly, and went for a stroll in front of Du Xiao with his head held high.

That night, the confident Pheasant King stretched out his wingtips again, and tapped Du Xiao secretly.

Du Xiao was very preoccupied today and slept very lightly. He opened his eyes immediately when he felt movement.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Mr. Pheasant tried several times in a row, each time getting stronger and stronger.

Du Xiao looked at the dark roof expressionlessly.

Mr. Yeji rustled and explored, found the right place and quietly transformed.

Du Xiao felt that the space in the bed suddenly expanded, his breathing was stagnant, and his chest began to thump violently, making him dizzy.

The naked Young Master Zhou stretched out his bare arms, and secretly touched Du Xiao's thigh with one hand. Because he was very nervous, his palm was wet.

Du Xiao tried hard to restrain his heavy breathing.

Young Master Zhou moved towards the target with his wet palms, and touched Du Xiao's crotch which was already half-hard in a hurry...

Du Xiao:! ! !