Pregnant after dressing up as a pure man
Chapter 2
"Really?"
The people in the next box couldn't believe it, they kept asking and expressing their doubts.
"Of course it's true. A friend of mine had a drink with Uncle Qi Si, and Qi Pinghui himself admitted it himself. Maybe there will be an official certificate after a while."
"Unexpected oh unexpected." Everyone exclaimed, "A beauty doesn't love a country!"
Most of the exclamation was ridicule and sarcasm. In their view, Qi Si made such a shocking move, it was extremely stupid, but they liked it.
"So, General Qi values Bai Liu so much, so this year's oiran must be Bai Liu?"
"That's wrong, we don't know who will kill the deer." Someone retorted, "You only think that Qi Si will help Bai Liu, but have you ever thought that Qi Si is still lying on the bed and has not woken up? If you can't participate, how can you cheer for Bai Liu?"
When this person mentioned it, everyone suddenly realized.
"I've completely forgotten about this!"
"That's right, that's right, I actually forgot, Qi Si is still unconscious."
"If that idiot doesn't come, there's a good show missing."
"Yeah, watching him running around chasing Bai Liu is a kind of fun. I'm afraid I won't be able to see this kind of fun today."
Everyone was chattering, sneering and sarcasm, saying that Qi Si was not there, no fun, and it was very regrettable.
The more Qi Si heard it, the angrier he became, and he gritted his teeth.Of course, it is unrealistic to rush over and beat someone up, but doing nothing and swallowing his anger is really not his style.
If the other party ridicules with words, then humiliate them back with words.
Qi Si thought for a while, then walked to the door and called: "Xiaoer."
Xiao Er, who was guarding outside the private room, entered the door, nodded and bowed, "What are your orders?"
Qi Si: "Are there any pig heads in the shop?"
Xiao Er: "Yes."
Qi Si: "Is there any tempeh?"
Xiao Er was puzzled, "Yes."
Qi Si smiled, "Go to the kitchen and let the kitchen steam it with tempeh and pig's head, and send it to the next door."
Xiao Er was very confused: "Huh?"
Qi Si: "Go."
Xiao Er didn't know why, so he walked away thinking about how to steam the pig's head with black beans and so on.
Li Lanshang sat quietly in the private room, and laughed out loud when he heard this, but he didn't stop him.
Soon, the door of the private room next door opened, and someone said, "Who is it?
Xiaoer's voice said, "My lords, I have a guest giving you a dish."
"Send food? Who? What kind of food?"
"Huh? A pig's head, and fermented soybeans? How do you eat this?"
Xiao Er put down the food and left. Several people were talking and laughing. After a while, someone yelled, "That's not right!"
"What's wrong?"
"Douche, pig's head, this is calling us all pig's head!"
Qi Si was secretly happy when he heard the movement next door.
The young man in blue who had been sitting quietly said with a smile: "I never thought the general could play tricks on people like this."
Qi Sili was blunt, "They gossip behind their backs first, I just fight back, isn't it an exaggeration?"
Li Lanshang smiled and opened the folding fan he carried with him, "Not too much, not too much."
The sound of firecrackers came from downstairs, and the celebration began.
The sun outside the window gradually slanted to the west, and the golden orange light shone on the opposite red building. The birds were singing and the swallows were singing.
The sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of silk and bamboo.
The men upstairs and downstairs shouted one after another, and their emotions became more and more high.
Qi Si leaned over to the window and looked down. A line of gorgeously dressed handsome men and women walked slowly in the center of the street.
Li Lanshang introduced to him: "This is the oiran parade. Every March [-]th, the oirans from various brothels in Huajie will participate in the oiran ceremony to determine the real oiran. They usually start from the brothel and parade along Huajie for a week. Then show off your talents, and after the show is over, other people can buy and send flowers, and whoever has the most flowers will be the oiran."
Qi Si, who traveled from modern times, had never participated in such a grand ceremony, and was very excited, staring down with good eyes.
The pedestrians in the middle of the street, the oirans were sitting in the walking chariots, dressed in splendid clothes, and their faces were all charming. They were carried by four young men in green clothes and small hats. There was a maidservant standing on the left and right, and she sprinkled flowers while walking. moving.There was another person at the front holding a plaque with words like "Wanhualou Qianqian" and "Liufenglou Anruyi", probably to introduce his identity.
Until the third oiran passed by downstairs, Qi Si saw the plaque in front of him saying "Biboge Bailiu", he was shocked, and looked at the oiran behind him with wide eyes.
Four young servants in green clothes came carrying a chariot, and a man in white clothes sat on top of the small sedan chair. His black hair was like a cloud and fell loosely on his shoulders. The headband fell long behind her back, blending into her black hair.White clothes, white headband, jet-black thick hair, jet-black eyes... There are only two colors, but they are more colorful than all the colors.He is like a breeze, blowing away the smell of makeup and powder in Huajie, and like a snow lotus, it is clean and not demonic.
Even though Qi Si was well-informed, he couldn't help being amazed, Bai Liu was indeed handsome, no wonder the original body was fascinated by him.
There were enthusiastic cheers erupting from the place the chariot passed by. If he hadn't been in ancient times, Qi Si would have thought that he was at a concert, surrounded by fans.
Pink and red petals float in the air, like a rain of flowers.
Just as Bai Liu passed by, the voices on the street suddenly stopped, and then there was an even crazier shout——
"Miss Qianqian! Miss Qianqian!"
The room next door, which was originally silent, also erupted like a drake, and seemed very excited, "Qianqian! My Qianqian!"
It seems to be that Lord Jiang.
When meeting a beautiful woman, the noble Sir didn't care about being reserved, and called out the name of his sweetheart without grace.
Which beauty has such charm?
Qi Si hastily stretched his head to look back, and sure enough there was another chariot walking below, on which was a woman dressed in fiery red clothes, this woman was not sitting upright like those people before, but stood up, constantly in various poses.She has a slender figure with a protruding front and back, and her clothes are semi-revealing. Her jade-colored arms are stretched out, and the upper and lower red skirts reveal a slender waist. There is a shiny gemstone hanging on her navel. The end is daydream.
The woman's appearance is even more glamorous, her eyes are rippling, her eyebrows are slightly raised, and the corners of her eyes are lightly glanced, countless men's faces are flushed and their breaths are short.
A stunner.
Qi Si admired in his heart.
The people around frantically shouted Qianqian's name, suppressing the voice that was called Bai Liu before.
Hearing the crazy shouts, Qi Si thought, no, Bai Liu is his favorite, and he also promised to stand up for him, not let other people cover the limelight, but let him stick out his head like the second idiot next door It's too cheap to go to cheer.After thinking about it, he quickly said to Li Lanshang: "Ziwen, can you do me a favor?"
Li Lanshang: "General, please tell me."
Qi Si pressed his shoulder and said deeply: "I know you are the best, please."
Li Lanshang: "?"
Qi Si: "Shout for me, cheer for Bai Liu."
Li Lanshang: "...I refuse."
Sure enough, when he met Bai Liu, the general's mind was easily flooded.
Qi Si continued to work hard, and the young man in blue looked cold and remained indifferent.Qi Si didn't dare to intimidate him anymore, so he had an idea and hired two waiters in the building to help him shout on the street.
"White willow is the best! White willow is the most beautiful!"
"White willow is the best! White willow is invincible!"
Under the edification of gold and silver, the two children burst out with prehistoric power, their voices were resonant, and their voices shook the heavens.
Qi Si was very satisfied.
He thought about it again, no, no matter how loud Bai Liu yelled, he didn't know that I did it. Qi Si is not the so-called spare tire who pays silently, so he immediately sent another person down to talk to the two Xiaoer, and then the three shouted:
"General Qi said that the white willow is the most beautiful!"
"General Qi said that the white willow is the best!"
The loud and clear cry spread throughout the street, attracting the attention of countless people.
Li Lanshang: "..."
The hand holding the fan trembled slightly.
Should he knock the general out and let him go back to bed?
After the oiran walks through the streets, they return to the downstairs square of Fushun to perform their talents, singing, dancing, painting, reciting poems, playing the piano, and flute.The gorgeous girl Qianqian danced a Western Region dance, her movements were hot and bold, enthusiastic and unrestrained, which caused the men to howl, wishing they could rush up and swallow her.
After she went down, Bai Liu came on stage, Zhuyu was in front, Bai Liu seemed to be under a lot of pressure, his face turned pale when he looked at it from a distance.He came onto the stage with a phoenix-tailed qin in his arms, and played a distant piece of music for everyone. The sound of the qin was ethereal and pure, with a long aftertaste.
If it is placed on any elegant occasion, such a piece can make people admire, but after he finished playing, the applause was sparse and the response was mediocre.
Qi Si couldn't help but sigh, Bai Liu, Bai Liu, you chose the wrong song.The audience below are all a bunch of lecherous ghosts, they all come here for appearance and flesh. If you play some high mountains and flowing water, they don't like to listen to it.
Bai Liu seemed to know that she couldn't compare to Qianqian, her snow-white face was even paler, and even Qi Si, a fake lover, felt distressed.
After Bai Liu went down, a few more people came on stage, but there was little response, which made Bai Liu look good.
The performance was finally over, and it was time for the most important part of buying flowers.Qi Si took out his pocket and bought the white willow for 1000 taels. Such a big deal stunned everyone. When he sent the flowers over, the flower basket behind the person holding the white willow plaque was half full in an instant, far surpassing the others. people.
In this way, Bai Liu became the person who received the most flowers, and his chances of ascending to the throne of oiran rose to the highest.
The people in the next box couldn't believe it, they kept asking and expressing their doubts.
"Of course it's true. A friend of mine had a drink with Uncle Qi Si, and Qi Pinghui himself admitted it himself. Maybe there will be an official certificate after a while."
"Unexpected oh unexpected." Everyone exclaimed, "A beauty doesn't love a country!"
Most of the exclamation was ridicule and sarcasm. In their view, Qi Si made such a shocking move, it was extremely stupid, but they liked it.
"So, General Qi values Bai Liu so much, so this year's oiran must be Bai Liu?"
"That's wrong, we don't know who will kill the deer." Someone retorted, "You only think that Qi Si will help Bai Liu, but have you ever thought that Qi Si is still lying on the bed and has not woken up? If you can't participate, how can you cheer for Bai Liu?"
When this person mentioned it, everyone suddenly realized.
"I've completely forgotten about this!"
"That's right, that's right, I actually forgot, Qi Si is still unconscious."
"If that idiot doesn't come, there's a good show missing."
"Yeah, watching him running around chasing Bai Liu is a kind of fun. I'm afraid I won't be able to see this kind of fun today."
Everyone was chattering, sneering and sarcasm, saying that Qi Si was not there, no fun, and it was very regrettable.
The more Qi Si heard it, the angrier he became, and he gritted his teeth.Of course, it is unrealistic to rush over and beat someone up, but doing nothing and swallowing his anger is really not his style.
If the other party ridicules with words, then humiliate them back with words.
Qi Si thought for a while, then walked to the door and called: "Xiaoer."
Xiao Er, who was guarding outside the private room, entered the door, nodded and bowed, "What are your orders?"
Qi Si: "Are there any pig heads in the shop?"
Xiao Er: "Yes."
Qi Si: "Is there any tempeh?"
Xiao Er was puzzled, "Yes."
Qi Si smiled, "Go to the kitchen and let the kitchen steam it with tempeh and pig's head, and send it to the next door."
Xiao Er was very confused: "Huh?"
Qi Si: "Go."
Xiao Er didn't know why, so he walked away thinking about how to steam the pig's head with black beans and so on.
Li Lanshang sat quietly in the private room, and laughed out loud when he heard this, but he didn't stop him.
Soon, the door of the private room next door opened, and someone said, "Who is it?
Xiaoer's voice said, "My lords, I have a guest giving you a dish."
"Send food? Who? What kind of food?"
"Huh? A pig's head, and fermented soybeans? How do you eat this?"
Xiao Er put down the food and left. Several people were talking and laughing. After a while, someone yelled, "That's not right!"
"What's wrong?"
"Douche, pig's head, this is calling us all pig's head!"
Qi Si was secretly happy when he heard the movement next door.
The young man in blue who had been sitting quietly said with a smile: "I never thought the general could play tricks on people like this."
Qi Sili was blunt, "They gossip behind their backs first, I just fight back, isn't it an exaggeration?"
Li Lanshang smiled and opened the folding fan he carried with him, "Not too much, not too much."
The sound of firecrackers came from downstairs, and the celebration began.
The sun outside the window gradually slanted to the west, and the golden orange light shone on the opposite red building. The birds were singing and the swallows were singing.
The sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of silk and bamboo.
The men upstairs and downstairs shouted one after another, and their emotions became more and more high.
Qi Si leaned over to the window and looked down. A line of gorgeously dressed handsome men and women walked slowly in the center of the street.
Li Lanshang introduced to him: "This is the oiran parade. Every March [-]th, the oirans from various brothels in Huajie will participate in the oiran ceremony to determine the real oiran. They usually start from the brothel and parade along Huajie for a week. Then show off your talents, and after the show is over, other people can buy and send flowers, and whoever has the most flowers will be the oiran."
Qi Si, who traveled from modern times, had never participated in such a grand ceremony, and was very excited, staring down with good eyes.
The pedestrians in the middle of the street, the oirans were sitting in the walking chariots, dressed in splendid clothes, and their faces were all charming. They were carried by four young men in green clothes and small hats. There was a maidservant standing on the left and right, and she sprinkled flowers while walking. moving.There was another person at the front holding a plaque with words like "Wanhualou Qianqian" and "Liufenglou Anruyi", probably to introduce his identity.
Until the third oiran passed by downstairs, Qi Si saw the plaque in front of him saying "Biboge Bailiu", he was shocked, and looked at the oiran behind him with wide eyes.
Four young servants in green clothes came carrying a chariot, and a man in white clothes sat on top of the small sedan chair. His black hair was like a cloud and fell loosely on his shoulders. The headband fell long behind her back, blending into her black hair.White clothes, white headband, jet-black thick hair, jet-black eyes... There are only two colors, but they are more colorful than all the colors.He is like a breeze, blowing away the smell of makeup and powder in Huajie, and like a snow lotus, it is clean and not demonic.
Even though Qi Si was well-informed, he couldn't help being amazed, Bai Liu was indeed handsome, no wonder the original body was fascinated by him.
There were enthusiastic cheers erupting from the place the chariot passed by. If he hadn't been in ancient times, Qi Si would have thought that he was at a concert, surrounded by fans.
Pink and red petals float in the air, like a rain of flowers.
Just as Bai Liu passed by, the voices on the street suddenly stopped, and then there was an even crazier shout——
"Miss Qianqian! Miss Qianqian!"
The room next door, which was originally silent, also erupted like a drake, and seemed very excited, "Qianqian! My Qianqian!"
It seems to be that Lord Jiang.
When meeting a beautiful woman, the noble Sir didn't care about being reserved, and called out the name of his sweetheart without grace.
Which beauty has such charm?
Qi Si hastily stretched his head to look back, and sure enough there was another chariot walking below, on which was a woman dressed in fiery red clothes, this woman was not sitting upright like those people before, but stood up, constantly in various poses.She has a slender figure with a protruding front and back, and her clothes are semi-revealing. Her jade-colored arms are stretched out, and the upper and lower red skirts reveal a slender waist. There is a shiny gemstone hanging on her navel. The end is daydream.
The woman's appearance is even more glamorous, her eyes are rippling, her eyebrows are slightly raised, and the corners of her eyes are lightly glanced, countless men's faces are flushed and their breaths are short.
A stunner.
Qi Si admired in his heart.
The people around frantically shouted Qianqian's name, suppressing the voice that was called Bai Liu before.
Hearing the crazy shouts, Qi Si thought, no, Bai Liu is his favorite, and he also promised to stand up for him, not let other people cover the limelight, but let him stick out his head like the second idiot next door It's too cheap to go to cheer.After thinking about it, he quickly said to Li Lanshang: "Ziwen, can you do me a favor?"
Li Lanshang: "General, please tell me."
Qi Si pressed his shoulder and said deeply: "I know you are the best, please."
Li Lanshang: "?"
Qi Si: "Shout for me, cheer for Bai Liu."
Li Lanshang: "...I refuse."
Sure enough, when he met Bai Liu, the general's mind was easily flooded.
Qi Si continued to work hard, and the young man in blue looked cold and remained indifferent.Qi Si didn't dare to intimidate him anymore, so he had an idea and hired two waiters in the building to help him shout on the street.
"White willow is the best! White willow is the most beautiful!"
"White willow is the best! White willow is invincible!"
Under the edification of gold and silver, the two children burst out with prehistoric power, their voices were resonant, and their voices shook the heavens.
Qi Si was very satisfied.
He thought about it again, no, no matter how loud Bai Liu yelled, he didn't know that I did it. Qi Si is not the so-called spare tire who pays silently, so he immediately sent another person down to talk to the two Xiaoer, and then the three shouted:
"General Qi said that the white willow is the most beautiful!"
"General Qi said that the white willow is the best!"
The loud and clear cry spread throughout the street, attracting the attention of countless people.
Li Lanshang: "..."
The hand holding the fan trembled slightly.
Should he knock the general out and let him go back to bed?
After the oiran walks through the streets, they return to the downstairs square of Fushun to perform their talents, singing, dancing, painting, reciting poems, playing the piano, and flute.The gorgeous girl Qianqian danced a Western Region dance, her movements were hot and bold, enthusiastic and unrestrained, which caused the men to howl, wishing they could rush up and swallow her.
After she went down, Bai Liu came on stage, Zhuyu was in front, Bai Liu seemed to be under a lot of pressure, his face turned pale when he looked at it from a distance.He came onto the stage with a phoenix-tailed qin in his arms, and played a distant piece of music for everyone. The sound of the qin was ethereal and pure, with a long aftertaste.
If it is placed on any elegant occasion, such a piece can make people admire, but after he finished playing, the applause was sparse and the response was mediocre.
Qi Si couldn't help but sigh, Bai Liu, Bai Liu, you chose the wrong song.The audience below are all a bunch of lecherous ghosts, they all come here for appearance and flesh. If you play some high mountains and flowing water, they don't like to listen to it.
Bai Liu seemed to know that she couldn't compare to Qianqian, her snow-white face was even paler, and even Qi Si, a fake lover, felt distressed.
After Bai Liu went down, a few more people came on stage, but there was little response, which made Bai Liu look good.
The performance was finally over, and it was time for the most important part of buying flowers.Qi Si took out his pocket and bought the white willow for 1000 taels. Such a big deal stunned everyone. When he sent the flowers over, the flower basket behind the person holding the white willow plaque was half full in an instant, far surpassing the others. people.
In this way, Bai Liu became the person who received the most flowers, and his chances of ascending to the throne of oiran rose to the highest.
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