[Comprehensive British and American] The bear child of the detective's family

It never occurred to Lestrade that he would be kissed by a man, and the man's name was Mycroft Holmes.

It's just that he couldn't get up because of leg cramps and pain, it wasn't that he fainted due to lack of oxygen, he closed his eyes because of the pain.Then Mycroft kissed him while his eyes were closed, Lestrade's eyes widened at the same time Mycroft's eyes widened behind the goggles, he thought Lestrade was out of oxygen Passed out, but who knew he was caught.

Although Mycroft didn't think he had any affair with Lestrade, he had to admit that Lestrade's lips were very soft, and the kiss felt very good.

Because Lestrade did not appear to faint or lack of oxygen, Mycroft immediately let go of the lips that were sticking together. He dragged Lestrade up to the surface of the water, and the two entangled each other. to the shore.Harry and the others were almost terrified. Lestrade, who was going to save people, almost had an accident in front of their faces. Nothing could be more frightening than this. Merlin started dropping golden beans again, even Harry was in a hurry. The eye circles are red.

Lestrade is now sitting on the shore, his legs are naturally hanging down and thrown into the water, and Mycroft is floating in the water to massage his cramped calf for Lestrade, very serious again and again, he During the years of being an agent, I was very aware of the pain of leg cramps, as well as the normal means of massage.

Harry and the others also ran over, and they wanted a towel to put on Lestrade's body. Hannibal glanced at Mycroft, who was giving Lestrade a massage, and they all noticed that Kissing, or artificial respiration, Hannibal also jumped into the water in order to prevent this person from getting close to Lestrade.Hannibal is the most professional for the meridians of the human body and bones.

"Thank you very much, Mr. Holmes, and please leave it to me now."

After thinking for a second, Mycroft made a gesture of invitation. Hannibal looked at him with defensive eyes, which was unscientific. Before that, they had a short conversation, and the atmosphere was good. , but he didn't seem to do anything during this time, didn't he?

Mycroft didn't know his identity in the hearts of the little Lestrades. When they saw the kiss just now, there was a rare consensus in their opinions. They would definitely not let McCoff get close to Lestrade's. ,Any aspect.

"Dad, are you okay?"

Lestrade took a breath and nodded, "It's okay, I just had a cramp just now, it was just a small accident."

This incident is also to blame for Lestrade himself. Before he entered the water, he did not expect to exercise vigorously. The preparation work was insufficient, and the body did not stretch out. This accident would only happen under sudden intense exercise. He guaranteed that this kind of thing would not happen. There will be a second time.Merlin clung to Lestrade, holding his arm tightly and not letting go, Lestrade looked at him amusedly, twisted Merlin's nose and said, "Are you so worried about Dad?"

Merlin nodded vigorously, and Lestrade smiled again. He kissed Merlin's hair and said, "Don't worry, Dad will be fine."

"Oh, by the way, where was the girl just now?"

Lestrade thought of the girl he had rescued. With a strong sense of justice, he was very worried about the safety of the blonde girl. Mycroft leaned on the bank and pointed to the crowd beside him and said, "It's over there, but it seems Nothing will happen, you can rest assured."

"I haven't thanked you yet."

Lestrade looked at Mycroft and smiled. Mycroft raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll be sad too if you get hurt."

What he said was extremely ambiguous, and Lestrade didn't think it normally, but when he thought of the oolong's artificial respiration just now, he blushed and touched the tip of his nose with his index finger, feeling sad or something...

Harry narrowed his eyes, his Dad seemed to pay more attention to Mycroft, this blushing was a sign of shyness.

The sound of pattering footsteps came from behind, and a warm body approached Lestrade. Lestrade turned around and saw the girl he had just rescued. She seemed to be fine.

"Hi."

The girl looked to be in her 20s, with a young and beautiful figure with bumps from front to back, and a smile on her face. When she heard Lestrade's greeting, a smile bloomed on her face.

"Thank you for saving me."

"Do not……"

Before Lestrade finished speaking, the girl jumped up and hugged him, and then planted a kiss on his cheek, a kiss of thanks.Lestrade touched his cheek, he was actually kissed by a girl.

"Inspector Lestrade, thank you very much."

Another person who called out his name will cast a shadow on Lestrade who can call out his own name. The last one who called out was Adrian Tomlinson, the murderer of the doll case.

"you know me?"

So Lestrade became more cautious, still worried about what to do if he became a pervert again.

"I saw you in the newspaper, a few months ago! I liked detectives when I was a kid. The last time I saw your picture in the newspaper, I kept watching the doll case. I didn't expect to see you. Come to you, Inspector, you are so handsome!"

The girl seemed very excited, and her words were a bit confused, but Lestrade understood, she knew her because of the doll case.

"That's not my fault alone."

To be honest, it has been a long time since Lestrade has been able to face a girl. As a man who has repeatedly failed in blind dates, it is really an honor for Lestrade to be liked by a beautiful girl.

"I didn't notice you just now, which was a big mistake! But I promise I can only see you now! And the inspector, can I call your name?"

The girl was still very excited, and her enthusiasm made Lestrade's face blush even more, "This is my honor."

"Ah... I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Angelia, Angelia Halson."

"I'm Greg Lestrade. It's an honor to meet you, beautiful lady."

Lestrade immediately re-introduced herself. The girl should say that Angelia smiled more happily. If her companion hadn't found her, she might have chatted with Lestrade for a longer time. .

"Looking forward to our meeting again, please don't forget my handsome detective!"

"Of course, goodbye."

Before Angelia left, she kissed Lestrade on the other cheek again. Lestrade covered his face and looked at the girl's background in a daze.

"Dad? Dad?"

Harry woke up Lestrade, and he saw hope, a woman who liked his Dad.

Lestrade was blushing. He had just glanced at Mycroft's face to see his meaningful smile, and what happened to Harry's smile?Wasn't he just kissed by a little girl? Why is there something wrong with this kind of smile? !

"Inspector, your heart is beating faster."

Sherlock pointed out the most important point, Lestrade's heartbeat accelerated because of the girl's closeness, which is also normal. Who said Lestrade is a normal man, and it is a very face-saving thing to be admired by a beautiful girl With the addition of two kisses, Lestrade, who is a "straight man", can't help but be tempted.

"Honey, I've got nothing to do."

Lestrade bent down and picked up Hannibal who was still helping him massage his legs. Even if Hannibal's swimming skills were good, Lestrade would be worried if he stayed in the water for a long time. He didn't wait for Hannibal at all. Bar refused, so Hannibal, who had a child's body and a mature man's heart, sat on Lestrade's lap, and couldn't get out of the way!

"Greg..."

This action was too intimate, being held in the arms of a man younger than himself made Hannibal feel uncomfortable from the bottom of his heart, so he wanted to break free.

"Your body is cold."

Lestrade touched Hannibal's arm, soaked in the water for a long time, even a child's body in summer couldn't bear it, so Lestrade pulled off the blanket on his body and put it on Hannibal's body, hugging him tighter.

For Hannibal, this embrace was too warm. Except for Mrs. Purple in his memory, no one had ever given him such a warm embrace. He closed his eyes and immersed himself for a few seconds. He sniffed lightly. The faint sweet smell emanating from Lestrade's body felt the word father for the first time.

"Hahaha, Hannibal finally looks like a child."

Even Hannibal felt like a precocious child to his brothers, so when he was like an ordinary child sitting in Lestrade's arms and acting like a spoiled child, Tony laughed at him hotly, Harold wanted to It's too late to cover Tony's mouth. It can only be said that Tony Lestrade's mouth has evolved, getting faster and faster and making it hard to guard against.

Harold covered his eyes. He knew Tony would have a hard time these days. Hannibal was a person who seldom leaked his feelings. He finally made fun of him and was laughed at by Tony. He sighed, the consequences are really unimaginable...

"Fool."

Loki is already powerless to complain about Tony, even his "stupid" brother Saul knows that Hannibal is a person who cannot be offended and cannot be laughed at, and Tony even has a list to laugh at, too... he is dying with his life up.

"Greg, I'm fine."

Hannibal struggled out of Lestrade's embrace, he looked at Tony with a smile, stroked his hair and said nothing.

Sherlock followed Loki and laughed at Tony, "You idiot, it looks like you're having a hard time."

"what?"

Tony has not yet realized what he did wrong, Sherlock shrugged, it is very interesting to see the "struggle" among the little Lestrades, although the object of suffering in the future is his good playmate Tony.

Mycroft, who had been made laughing by the pool by the interaction of the Lestrade family, could not help himself. He re-examined the biological chain of the Lestrade family. Of course, the one standing at the top is Lei, who is Dad. There is no doubt about this, but if he is excluded from the row, it will be different. The ones standing on the top row should be Harry Potter and Hannibal Lecter, the eldest son of Lestrade and the oldest. The fifth son of a mature part-time chef.

Harry and Hannibal should be involved with each other, but in the face of major events, like the kidnapping of Lestrade before, Hannibal still respects the opinions of the eldest son, and he will Automatically looked at him.

Among the remaining children, Loki should be loved by everyone, this arrogant little guy. The most important thing is that there is Saul Odinson behind him as a pillar. Harold is a smart, It is also an indisputable one. The rest of the children are too young. All in all, it is Harry who is in charge of the bear children. Hannibal listens to Harry on big things, and everyone listens to Hannibal on small things. correct.

As for the only little princess Ruiwen in the family, she was at the top of the food chain. Who told her that she was held in the hands of people at the top of the food chain like Lestrade, Harry, and Hannibal.

"Mycro, swim!"

Raven never likes to call people by their full names, and the various versions of the abbreviation just make Lestrade, who is Dad, very depressed.Theoretically, Mycroft had no reason not to agree to the request of the little princess, but he looked at Lestrade in embarrassment. You must know that this is a deep water area.

Lestrade received McCoff's gaze and quickly said to Rui Wen: "My dear, shall we go to the shallow water area?"

"No! It's fun here!"

Ruiwen is a very courageous little girl. She loves adventures very much. In her opinion, this swimming pool is very necessary for adventure. Mycroft shrugged to Lestrade. He opened his hands and said to Ruiwen: "Okay, my little princess, please let me carry you down."

The deep water area is very dangerous. After resting, Lestrade also re-entered the water. He came to Ruiwen's side to play with her, mainly to see that Ruiwen did not appear in any danger. The other little Lestrade None came down, including Sherlock.Because of what happened just now, he no longer has the idea of ​​competing with Mykoff. The main reason is that Sherlock has already recognized the facts. According to his strength at the time and the distance between Mykoff, if the competition continues, he will lose. It's him.

It just so happened that a small accident interrupted the game, and he would not have a new laughing stock to be caught by that fat man McCoff.

"Tsk, it really looks like a family of three."

Sherlock looked at Lestrade and Raven who were playing by the pool, and Mycroft, who was in a protective posture, and complained. This sentence attracted Hannibal and Harry's sideways glances. Harry touched his chin because the one just now Miss Angelia Halson, he almost forgot a big thing, Mycroft Holmes actually kissed his Dad.

The corners of Harry's mouth curled up. They were going to start a protection plan for Lestrade. By the way, Mr. Mycroft should get a little lesson.

Looking at Harry's smile, Loki tilted his head, who would make Harry, who has always been good-tempered, show such a smile, a mischievous smile.It looks like someone is going to be the "revenant" under Harry's little talent, and that person is likely to be... Mycroft takes advantage of Lestrade Mr. Holmes.He covered his mouth and snickered, it's not a good thing for poor Mr. Mycroft to be missed by Harry.

Harry snapped his fingers. To a certain extent, Harry's magical power was very explosive, not too stable.

Mycroft was watching the interaction between Lestrade and Ruiwen, or his eyes were only on Lestrade. My dear Lestrade deserves to be called the most stylish and most handsome in Scotland Yard in the data He is a handsome man, not only the lines on his body can be called perfect, but also the dazzling smile. Looking at Lestrade's smile, he even completely forgot the troubled things before.

The accident happened at this time. Mycroft clearly felt his swimming trunks split little by little, and then hung on his body. As long as he moved, the swimming trunks would fall off, and he would become a naked swimmer. .

Mycroft's smile froze on his face. He assured that his swimming trunks were of good quality and that there were no broken places before that, so the phenomenon of cracking and falling off could only be a prank. From The pranks of Lestrade's bear children, only magic can do this in this world.

Mycroft looked at the little Lestrades on the shore one by one. Poor McCoff didn't know that Harry knew magic. In Tomlinson's case, although Harry used magic , but Mycroft didn't see it at the time, so he still thought that the only young wizards in the family were Merlin and Loki.

He thinks that Merlin is not the one who likes to play pranks. Although Loki likes to play pranks, why...

So Mycroft saw Harry's smile, and he nodded towards McCoff, one person should dare to take advantage of his Dad, and he should also ask what he said.

Harry Potter, the real dad, said that Mr. McCoff, the "married man", had no chance of becoming their Mum.

The black line on Mycroft's head, he never understood why Harry hated him so much, and even asked Loki to change his swimming trunks into what it is now.

Mycroft's mistake caused Rocky to lie down for no reason.

Now Mycroft is facing a big problem, that is, he can't move. If he moves, he becomes naked swimming. If he doesn't move, he will probably become stiff in the water.

If Mycroft had a thicker skin, naked swimming would not be a problem at all. Unfortunately, as a traditional gentleman, McCoff couldn't do such... such a disrespectful thing. He said to Lestrade with a stiff smile: "Dear Greg, could you lend me a towel."

The fact that Mycroft finally entered the locker room wrapped in a towel was enough for Sherlock to laugh at him for the rest of his life. The swimming trunks were broken and fell off. This kind of thing is rarely seen, especially in Mycroft When Sherlock saw Mycroft's awkward walking posture, he managed to lie on the ground with a smile. It was really... It was a shame and a shame for Mycroft Holmes in his life!

"Good job, Harry!"

"Thank you for the compliment, Sherlock."

Lestrade looked at Harry and sighed helplessly, and he was also thinking about how Mycroft got into trouble with his baby Harry.

In short, Lestrade and the others didn't see Mycroft again after swimming. The man with the "broken" swimming trunks just disappeared. In Sherlock's words, he must have been shameless and sneaked away.

In short, Lestrade has not heard from Mycroft, except for the dessert that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

There are only two things Lestrade remembers about that swim, and the number one thing is the way Mycroft left so memorable that, to be honest, even now Lestrade wants to laugh out loud. And next to him was the little girl who had kissed him twice, Miss Angelia Halson.

He originally thought that he and Angelia Halson would never have any chance to meet again, and what the little girl said before she left was just a casual remark.

Who knew that Lestrade met Angelia at the gate of Scotland Yard after work that day. She was wearing a leopard suspender with a white coat, shorts underneath, a pair of sneakers, and a small bag on her back. The long blond hair was tied into a ponytail, and she seemed to have seen Lestrade waving his hands vigorously at him, and then called his name, "Lestrade! Hi——"

Lestrade was surprised at first and then went up to meet her. He looked at Angelia and said in surprise, "Miss Angelia Halson? Why are you here?"

"Hahaha, I just got off work, so come and see my savior."

Angelia's personality was very cheerful and generous, and she didn't feel shy at all, but Lestrade scratched his head when he heard that address, "Don't call me that, that's what I should do."

"That's the male god, I'm a super miniature Lestrade."

"An old man?"

Probably Angelia's cheerfulness influenced him, and Lestrade also made a bad joke. He kept laughing at himself as an old man.

Although he is only 35 years old this year.

"Dear Inspector Lestrade, you are very young. By the way, let me treat you to dinner."

Angelia waited here on purpose, and when she said she wanted to invite Lestrade to dinner, Lestrade immediately said, "I'll treat you, okay, it's not a gentleman's job to treat a girl Yes, I happen to know a very delicious fast food, I don't know if you like it or not."

Compared with the red wine and steak set meal, Lestrade actually prefers fast and convenient food. Of course, this has nothing to do with his profession. When there is a case at hand, they have to solve it in a second. Drop your own lunch.

"Of course I do. Fast food is my favorite."

Lestrade smiled, and he made a gesture of invitation, and his car was parked in the parking lot next to him. By the way, he also sent a text message to Harry, about regretting not being able to go home for dinner .

Soon Harry replied a text message, is it Mr. Mycroft Holmes? ——HP No, it's the drowning Miss Angelia from before. — GL just ten seconds later Harry's text message came, I wish you a good meal, don't worry about us. ——HP Angelia looked at Lestrade who was texting and asked cautiously: "Is that your wife on the other side?"

"Oh, no, I'm divorced, my lovely little angel."

Angelia looked suddenly enlightened, and she said in her heart that it would be fine if she wasn't a wife, "I like children very much, please introduce me to him sometime."

"Oh, it's them, I have...eight children."

Angelia showed a surprised expression, and Lestrade added, "There are many things in it, if you are willing to listen..."

"Of course, I'd love to."

When the two sat at the fast food restaurant recommended by Lestrade, the photo of Lestrade and Angelia's "date" was placed on McCoff's table, and McCoff picked up the After looking at the document and putting it aside, An Xiya glanced at her Boss suspiciously, why was there no expression?

It seems that there was a conflict between Mycroft and Lestrade, and the five stars that had been raised before were crossed out by Anthea.

"I went to save people before, so what else is there?"

Anthea was puzzled.