[Comprehensive British and American] The bear child of the detective's family

Sherlock Holmes is already extremely curious about this family. The father who is too righteous, and the clever children look unusually harmonious, but after getting in touch with him, he realizes that there will be one or two aliens among these children, such as the Lestrade family. Riven, the little princess, and Hannibal Lecter who threatened him to negotiate with him.

The interesting thing about the inspector's family is also reflected in the names. There are only four surnames Lestrade, and the remaining four have their own surnames, and each of them has independent and different personalities, but they can be harmonious. The one who gets along to the extreme and keeps harmony throughout the whole family is Lestrade, who is the father.

Sherlock can't wait to explore further.

While eating breakfast, Sherlock kept looking at Ruiwen, the white and chubby Ruiwen, his brain was spinning rapidly, and he was thinking about whether there was a specific time for Ruiwen to turn blue, if it alternated between morning and evening , then he wants to study only at night.Probably because Sherlock's eyes were too hot, Lestrade kept staring at him, meaning to make Sherlock's eyes calm down a bit, and even Hannibal looked at him with a half-smile.

Sherlock clicked his tongue, agreement, yes agreement, annoying agreement.

After breakfast, Lestrade led Sherlock out of the house. Sherlock, the little bastard who escaped from the hospital, he condoned Sherlock not going back to the hospital yesterday, but today's routine examination must be done, and he wants Talk to Mycroft about Sherlock's rehab, and by the way, check to see if the little bastard brought the Cocaines home.

It seems that there is still a lot to do.

I don't know if Sherlock bribed his doctor. The attending physician who insisted that Sherlock would be discharged from the hospital in two more days said that Mr. Holmes can already be discharged from the hospital and go home. There is no major problem with his body.Lestrade just wanted to sigh at that time, well, it seems that there is no buffer at all, and he is going to take over this big brat right away.

Sherlock looked at Lestrade triumphantly, as if to say, look, you still don't believe me.

Lestrade tapped the bear boy's head, and he told Sherlock to sit here and wait obediently, "I'm going to discuss with your brother about your drug rehabilitation, so sit here and don't wander around."

Sherlock sat at the place designated by Lestrade, with his legs together and his waist straight and obediently sitting there. Lestrade saw Sherlock pretending to be obedient and sighed again and said to himself, if Sherlock Holmes has been It's good that they're all so obedient.

Unfortunately……

It only took five seconds to call Mycroft Holmes before he heard a man's deep voice, "Good morning, Inspector."

"It's strange every time I hear you called Inspector." Obviously this person is much higher than his position, so calling Inspector always feels strange, so Lestrade habitually calls this The words came out.

Mycroft was at work, holding the phone in his right hand and flipping through the documents in front of him with his left hand. It was very simple for Holmes to do two things at once. He laughed out loud when he heard Lestrade's words, which attracted the people standing aside. Anthea looked sideways, and the Boss, who had a cold face just now, suddenly smiled. Sure enough, Inspector Lestrade's influence is not small.

"Then allow me to call you by your first name, will you?"

Name, do you want to call the name directly?Isn't it a surname that shouldn't be called normally?Lestrade was frightened, but the politeness of the person asking the question over there made him too embarrassed to refuse, so he cleared his throat and said, "Whatever you want, Mr. Holmes."

"In exchange, please call me by my Christian name, Greg."

Lestrade blushed uncontrollably when he heard the person calling his name on the other end of the phone, "Mycroft..."

Anthea looked at the boss with a fluttering face and said that Mycroft Holmes is like a wolf with a big tail who has been luring the little white rabbit into the trap. He called Inspector Lestrade's Christian name so quickly. He really appreciates or likes this person.

"By the way, I forgot to say something serious!" Lestrade tapped his head, every time he talked with Mycroft on the phone, he would run away on his behalf and forget what he was going to say, he suddenly became serious, " Mycroft, what are your thoughts on Sherlock's rehab?"

"I have already found a place, and I will send someone to pick up Sherlock every day, but I hope you, Greg, can take care of Sherlock more strictly, I am worried that he will hide."

Very well, just as Lestrade thought, he was also very worried that Sherlock would secretly transport Cocaine and the like home without his knowing, but when it comes to hiding things, Lestrade assured that Sherlock He must be no match for the brat in their family, and no one can surpass him when it comes to finding things.Sherlock wanted to take drugs secretly under his nose, but also to see if he had the ability.

"Sherlock's rehab will start on Monday."

"Ok, I see, tomorrow I will hand Sherlock into your hands."

Hearing Lestrade speak so boldly, Mycroft laughed again. His mind had already reflected Lestrade's appearance, silver-haired, sunny smile, and the warmth of his hands...

"Thank you so much, Greg."

Mycroft lowered his voice. To Anthea, this voice sounded like flirting, but does her boss know what...love is?

It's really worrying.

"Okay, your brat can't sit still anymore, please contact me again."

"Goodbye, Greg."

"Goodbye... Mycroft."

The bear kid really couldn't sit still anymore, and Lestrade didn't deliberately turn his back on Sherlock when he called just now, so Sherlock is looking at him with disdain now, "I know what you're going to say, you It's like flirting with a fat man, it's so boring!"

"What?! I'm straight! And we're just communicating, communicating."

What is flirting? The two of them were obviously just having an ordinary conversation, even though they exchanged Christian names.

"Tsk, it's too greasy. Fatty moves so fast. Things like detoxification will kill my brain cells!"

Sherlock is clamoring, he takes drugs to keep himself excited and not feel bored, if he starts to quit drugs, his life will not have any color, and his thinking hall will be black and white instead of color, He doesn't like this look!Lestrade had promised very well before twitching the corners of his mouth, but now he has to go back on his word temporarily, but he has plenty of ways to punish the brat.

For example, little temptations.

"Since you don't want to quit drugs, it's fine. At first, I thought that if I encountered some difficult cases, maybe I would let you participate. Now it seems... I said before that my case does not need a drug addict. It won't change."

Lestrade knew what Sherlock wanted, he didn't like a boring life, he liked to solve crimes or he would call himself a consulting detective, so he didn't have to guess what Sherlock would do between the drugs and the case. Whatever he chose, he knew Sherlock would say yes.

Sherlock jumped up when he heard Lestrade's words, he looked very happy, "You agree to me participating in your case?!"

"It's up to you, Sherlock."

Lestrade shrugged, the choice was in Sherlock's own hands, whether to obediently obediently start his drug rehabilitation, or escape from his hands and resist to the end.

Sherlock jumped up and said loudly, he finally found something interesting. Although this detective is not very smart, he still did a smart thing, "You mean what you say."

"Of course, I never lie to children."

Lestrade shrugged. The last thing he could fool was a child, and in Sherlock's mind he was a child.

An agreement is reached, and Sherlock can get the job he wants as long as he is obedient.

It's just that they miscalculated Sherlock's dependence on drugs, and he became addicted to drugs that afternoon.

Sherlock, who is addicted to drugs, reacts differently from ordinary people. His brain can't stop spinning for a moment, just like when he is high, which is what he calls deduction.

The one he chose to attack was Lestrade.

Well, at least the first one to be shot was not the eight bear kids, but their Dad.

"Detective, you have been flaunting yourself as a straight man. Aha, you are actually a bisexual. You just don't know that you are interested in men. In your heart, you hope to get a relationship, but it seems that your blind date is not good. I like your appearance, no, it’s not that I don’t like you but I don’t like your family with so many children, no woman would agree to be the mother of eight children.”

Lestrade's head was full of Sherlock saying, you're a double you're a double you're a double—

"What?"

"Looking at your children again, it's really interesting. It's the first time I've seen a more interesting family than the Sherlock Holmes family." Sherlock stood up and walked around among the children. He was the first to point to Harry, "Harry Potter, your first child, you didn't take his last name away. My God, that's the only thing you can do, Inspector. Eight years old, the eldest of the family, very interesting." But he is not as smart as the younger brother below, with standard alert eyes, but you have a secret that I don’t know about, what are you talking about, Mr. Harry Potter.”

Harry narrowed his eyes. His little secret, or their little secret, was that little talent, different from the little talent that ordinary people made them all proud of.

"Hannibal Lecter, you don't look like a child at all, just like me, you are obviously out of tune with this world but you force yourself to blend in, a genius in psychology. Oh~ yes, otherwise you wouldn't know that I am A person with a high-functioning anti-social personality, the kid looks like a fat man back then, tsk tsk, there is an American accent in his accent, but it is not a pure American accent, so French."

Hannibal's complexion changed slightly, and he has always maintained a unique accent, which is a kind of commemoration of his hometown.

"By the way, there is also Ruiwen, little Ruiwen, the inspector's little sapphire princess, different from..."

"Sherlock—"

Lestrade interrupted Sherlock, he could analyze Hannibal or Harry, but he could only tell about Raven, who was always proud of being blue.

"Angry brother, angry father, if it weren't for you..."

Before Sherlock finished speaking, he fell to the ground, and Lestrade shook his fist, damn the sick brat, I really hate it to death!He said he did, he had warned Sherlock not to play Raven, and now he asked for it.

"Angels, Sherlock is just... sick, and he doesn't mean anything malicious."

Sherlock likes to act like it's just a habit. He is a little bastard who doesn't know the world, especially at this time, he doesn't know what he is talking about. He doesn't want the children to misunderstand Sherlock. , at least in peace.

"Wow, Dad is called mouth gun?"

Tony woke up from Sherlock's "speech". In fact, in his opinion, what Sherlock did just now was really cool!

"Uh... well..."

"Handsome!"

Lestrade raised his forehead, what kind of ghost aesthetics does their Tony look like, how handsome is a bear kid.

"Although Mr. Holmes is annoying, I have to say that he is really smart, different from ordinary ants."

"Great!" Ruiwen clapped her little hands, she didn't know what happened, and she didn't know that she was almost hurt.

Even Hannibal looked at Lestrade helplessly, it was obvious that his brothers were freaks.

"However, I don't really like what Holmes said just now." Loki showed a smirk on his face, daring to bully his family, he really didn't want to live!

Harry raised his eyebrows, is the little devil Loki ready to make a move?Well, let's unite with Merlin who is afraid of chaos in the world. It seems that he doesn't need to teach Sherlock Holmes this time.

Lestrade looked at Loki, Merlin, Saul who was listening, and Tony who liked to join in the fun. As a Dad, Lestrade sighed helplessly. The bad boy just needs education, maybe the bad boy education The bear kid is quite suitable!