I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

Tang Xiaoxi, 28 years old, a typical older leftover woman, but she has become a man in a daze, a man... a man! !

She has guarded herself like a jade for her future husband for 28 years, but she has not yet tried to lose her virginity, but she has become a man with handles!

Currently, Tang Xiaoxi can't go anywhere with the man's body on his back, renting a rental house outside, standing in front of the mirror and fiddling with his body in embarrassment.

His current body is that of an old man in his 30s, handsome in a mess, about 1.8 meters tall, with two long legs that are unbelievably long, red lips and white teeth, he doesn't look 30 years old at all.

Tang Xiaoxi's face turned green.

Although he likes men, let's talk about it after he loses his virginity!

You let him change his gender, how could he go back to the countryside to meet Jiang Dong's elders!

Could it be that he went to his old mother and said shamelessly: Look!Your daughter went to South Korea for sex reassignment surgery, and I will bring you a son!

This is the rhythm to get mad!

... Tang Xiaoxi's face was as green as a rapeseed flower.

He stared at his handsome self, feeling a tingle in his heart, so he took off his pants and planned to rub it on the spot.

When I was a woman, I didn't have a man to give me a broken virginity, and I couldn't feel the feeling of being loved. Now I am a man, and I can't taste pork, so let's touch my head office!

Don't break the law! ?

After taking off his trousers, Tang Xiaoxi stared at the soft-looking thing in the mirror, and suddenly felt nauseous. He pocketed his trousers again, spread his hands and fell onto the bed with a snap.

... Cheng Zhen and the little bastards around him are all to blame for all of this. If it weren't for them, Tang Xiaoxi wouldn't be reduced to a situation where she couldn't go home, couldn't go to work, and couldn't meet friends!

What a couple of dogs and men!

Cheng Zhen is the hottest star under Tianying International, and he has won many honors at a young age, such as Oscar winner, statuette, and best actor. A lot of girls' favor.

... Well, he, the spinster, was also charmed.

Tang Xiaoxi is his die-hard fan of Zeng Jin, yes, you heard that right, yes!ever!now!

Sister, uh bah!Brother has nothing to do with him now!

No!

That day, as a die-hard fan of Cheng Zhen, she was invited to participate in a program called "Cheng Zhen and You for a Night".

To put it bluntly, it is a variety show that can do everything except sex.

The content of the program was for her to spend the night alone with Cheng Daxingxing in a large movie theater full of starry sky projections, and chat about life ideals by the way.

Of course Tang Xiaoxi is 1 willing, and being able to spend a night alone with her idol is simply her ultimate dream!

Then, with excitement, she met the male god of her dreams.

He was still as handsome as ever, Tang Xiaoxi was fascinated on the spot.

According to the requirements of the program group, they chatted until midnight, and Tang Xiaoxi kept nodding and bowing throughout the whole process, showing a pug expression that the male god said everything was right.

Now that she recalls it, she wants to slap herself—why is she so cheap...

At that time, they were chatting happily, from hi hello to what you do, and then to life ideals, the two of them had a good time, and they seemed so normal on the surface.

However, I don't know which family's rich lady suddenly ran over angrily, pointed at her nose and cursed, "You little bitch who seduces my husband, who flirts with the fox, and who has no good words for meddlesome mistresses."

In order to maintain a good image in the eyes of the male god, Tang Xiaoxi asked the field controller to kick her out without fighting with her.At this time, I don't know which ghost suddenly yelled: "Run!"There are chemical agents behind the cinema, and there are timed bombs/bombs, if you don't run here, you will be blown up! !

Tang Xiaoxi was stunned, thinking it was a hidden link of "What would you do in Life and Death" specially arranged by the program group, and the feet that stepped out on the spot were retracted, thinking that there must be a beautiful woman saving the hero, to express himself Noble morality... No, the show has changed.

At that time, Tang Xiaoxi turned her head back with a smile, but guess what she saw?

That snake-sick beauty who ran over to scold her mistress dragged her god and ran away!

run away!

He ran away!

Leaving her as a special guest, he ran away! ! !

Needless to say what happened next, there was a timed bomb/bomb. When the time came, the huge movie theater instantly turned into a pile of ruins.

When she woke up, she found herself in the intensive care unit of the hospital.She didn't know who dug her out, and who paid for the medical expenses. She only knew that she was bombed into a man with a handle for no reason!

Obviously her body is still hers, why has her appearance changed completely!

Tang Xiaoxi is called hate!It is estimated that the timed bombs/bombs are set by that snake spirit!

Also, that Cheng Zhen is not a good thing, she is his die-hard fan after all, and he ran away without saying hello!

Damn, let her meet again, brother will chop off his little jj!

Tang Xiaoxi was looking at the ceiling with a gloomy face, thinking about how to survive as a man in the future... Damn, don't let Cheng Zhen meet her again!Otherwise, Brother Tang will not spare you!

At this time, the doorbell rang suddenly, and the head of the household yelled outside the door to urge her to pay the rent, which made her collapse from the bed in fright...

All the money in the bank/card was given to her to get a fake/identity card, how can she still have money to pay the rent now, or pretend that there is no one in this house?

"Surnamed Tang! Don't think that I don't know you are inside, your shoes are still outside! If I wait until I kick the door in and find you inside, I won't be able to rent this house!"

Damn... Tang Xiaoxi was so frightened that he hurried to open the door.

The head of this house is an old woman in her 60s and [-]s, with a loud voice. If it weren't for the fact that the location of the house is small and cheap, ghosts would want to deal with her.

Tang Xiaoxi said with an amused face: "Hehe... what, why don't you give it another three days, just three days, and I will definitely give you the money after three days, do you think so?"

"Tell me about you, such a handsome young man, who is about 1.8 meters tall, why don't you go find something to do? If you are at my house, who do you think will send money?!"

"Yes, yes, what you taught is that I will go out to find a job today, but you have to give me some time, don't you?"

"Give me time?! How much time have I given you!? You said you would give me money a week ago, but I haven't even seen the money yet! Just because you just stay in my house, you don't know what to do all day long!" What, if you were my son, I would beat you to death!"

"Yes, yes, it was my fault. I promise I won't dare again. Today I will look for something to do. When I find it, I will immediately advance a month's salary to the boss, and I will give it to you as soon as possible. Just give me another three days. In just three days, I promise to take the money out, otherwise I will sell myself and pay you back the rent, do you think so?"

The corners of Tang Xiaoxi's mouth froze when he smiled. He also wanted to find a job earlier, pay money earlier, and get rid of this old woman's entanglement.But just got the ID card today, he just went back to the house, packed up, and was ready to find something to do, but he didn't expect this old woman to come again.

"...It's possible, but I haven't paid the money on time these days..."

Tang Xiaoxi is very good at observing facial expressions, so he immediately understood what she meant, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, for these seven days, I will give you an extra 50 yuan in interest every day, so that I will not lose you, how about it? "

Five seven 35, 350 yuan... My heart is bleeding, but there is no way to get rid of this old woman as soon as possible.

Sure enough, the old woman was overjoyed when she heard about the money, and left after a few words of condolence with a smile.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and finally sent away a big Buddha.

Tang Xiaoxi hurried into the room to get dressed, looked in the mirror and thought he was handsome, so he went out with a small black briefcase.

On the main road, it took two buses to get to the city center.

Now she is not Tang Xiaoxi, and cannot use all Tang Xiaoxi's documents, including education.

There are two large characters written on his fake and realistic ID card: Tang Qi.

The name he gave himself as a man was Tang Qi.

It's midsummer now, and I'm dizzy from the heat. In order to find a job, Tang Xiaoxi ran a lot, from South Street to North Street. Many company HRs wanted him when they saw his face. It can be seen that he only has an ID card on his resume. I didn't even write an elementary school education, so I didn't dare to ask for it.

He ran back and forth like this, but he still couldn't find a serious company willing to take him. When he was walking around in a depressed mood on the busy street, he suddenly reached out with a business card in his hand.

Immediately, a voice that seemed like a savior to Tang Xiaoxi came from the front: "Hi, my name is Zhang Qian, and I am a scout under International Sky Shadow. Would you like to cooperate with us?"

Damn, of course!

Now you let him prostitute himself and he will do it!

The author has something to say:

No one is watching QAQ, masturbation