History of dandyism
Chapter 40 Extra Story: What to do if I find out that my boyfriend is a moron
Zhao Yiwei is not a romantic person, the only skills he has about love are learned when dating his first girlfriend, probably not very well, the other party always complains that he is absent-minded.
After being empty for many years, Zhao Yiwei made a boyfriend.
The boyfriend is very worry-free, he will not be petty, he will not ask to be on call, and he does not need to buy flowers to give gifts, which makes him feel very relaxed.After such a relaxed and pleasant relationship for a period of time, Zhao Yiwei felt some invisible pressure. Although the other party didn't make any demands, there was an impulse in his heart that made him feel 'not enough, not enough, more Do it a little better'.
One day, Zhao Yiwei accidentally bumped into several female employees posting engagement diamond rings in the tea room of the company. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten something very important, so he left work early and went to a jewelry store.
"Sir, do you want to buy an engagement ring or a wedding ring?" the shopping guide lady asked enthusiastically.
Zhao Yiwei pointed to the one with the simplest style, "This kind of pairing ring."
"Okay." The shopping guide lady took out the sample, "This is a classic model."
Zhao Yiwei picked up the ring and looked at it. In fact, there was nothing interesting about it. It had no patterns or diamonds. It was a very ordinary platinum ring.
"We also have engraving service." The shopping guide lady said again.
"Okay, that's it." Zhao Yiwei nodded.
"Sir, please try the size." The shopping guide lady took out a bunch of rings and a size stick, "If it is engraved, it cannot be returned."
Zhao Yiwei chose a ring, put it on, and determined his size.
"You are size 9." The shopping guide looked at the ring and asked again, "Do you know your girlfriend's size?"
"Boyfriend." Zhao Yiwei corrected.
"Ah?" The shopping guide was stunned, her face flushed, and she hurriedly said, "I'm sorry."
Zhao Yiwei picked up the size stick, pinched it up and down with his fingers, and chose a position, "It's probably here."
The shopping guide lady smiled a little tangled, "Oh, that's also 9 inches."
Zhao Yiwei thinks it's reasonable, Xia Xuanrui's hands don't seem to be smaller than his.
"Then, both of them are men's models." The shopping guide took a look at Zhao Yiwei and quickly opened the order.
After paying the money, the shopping guide gave Zhao Yiwei a piece of paper, "Please write down what you want to engrave."
Zhao Yiwei wrote down the initials of their names.
"Sir, do you want to write something else?" The shopping guide lady asked, "For example, ALLWAYSLOVE or something."
Now Zhao Yiwei's face became a little hot, he didn't seem to have said such words to Xia Xuanrui yet.
Finally, it was settled that one ring was written ZYWLOVEXXR and the other ring was written XXRLOVEZYW.
"Sir, this is yours." The shopping guide said, "Please come and pick it up in half an hour."
Zhao Yiwei didn't know what to do during this time, so he called Xia Xuanrui.
"Yiwei, I'm sorry." Xia Xuanrui apologized as soon as he answered the phone, "There is a traffic jam on the expressway, I may be late when I come back today."
"It's okay, I'll wait for you at home." Zhao Yiwei added, "In Tiancheng." They are currently living together occasionally, and most of them are Xia Xuanrui staying at his house. If he is on a business trip, Xia Xuanrui will return to Tiancheng Mansion's house , since Xia Xuanrui came back late today, let him go there.
"Okay." Xia Xuanrui's voice was very happy.
"I'll cook for you." Zhao Yiwei asked again, "What do you want to eat?"
"It's all good." Xia Xuanrui stammered, "I, I mean, everything you cook is delicious, and I like it all."
"Okay, I'm in charge of the menu." Zhao Yiwei smiled.
"Well, it's up to you." Xia Xuanrui said, "I'll try to get home early."
"Don't worry, pay attention to safety, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
After a few seconds, the call timer continued on the phone screen.
"Xiao Rui?" Zhao Yiwei asked.
"Ah?" Xia Xuanrui's puzzled voice came from the receiver.
"I'm dead." Zhao Yiwei said.
"Okay." The other party didn't object.
Zhao Yiwei stared at the call status on the screen for a few more seconds before he clicked to hang up, as if he hung up most of the calls between the two of them, because if he didn't hang up, Xia Xuanrui would have been waiting.
After getting the ring, Zhao Yiwei drove to Xia Xuanrui's house, opened the door, and it was empty and deserted.Aunt Wang has left, and the house is very clean and spotless.I don't like to live in such a luxurious house, but I like that small house, Zhao Yiwei thought that every time Xia Xuanrui agreed to stay at his house for the night, the other party was always very happy, and he was flattered with a little bit of care... As expected, he was too hypocritical , now that we are together, why should we divide our house into yours?
Two hours later, Zhao Yiwei cooked a table full of dishes. Something very important will happen today, so it needs to be a little more grand.Xia Xuanrui called and said that he had already got off the expressway, and it would take half an hour to get home due to the evening rush hour in the city.Zhao Yiwei smelled the oily smoke on his clothes and decided to take a shower first.
Zhao Yiwei, the master bedroom of Xia Xuanrui's family, also lived in it several times. He still left some clothes, which Xia Xuanrui helped him tidy up in the past. This time, he had to look in the cloakroom by himself.
The things in the cloakroom were neatly arranged, and Zhao Yiwei quickly saw his clothes, and then noticed the black coat.That overcoat was temporarily used to cover Xia Xuanrui's body after he rescued Xia Xuanrui. He forgot to take it back, and Xia Xuanrui took it for himself. It seems that Xia Xuanrui still has a strange habit of using this coat as pajamas?
Zhao Yiwei couldn't help laughing, he stretched out his hand to touch the coat, the coat was not hung properly, and fell off the hanger.When Zhao Yiwei picked up the clothes, he found a storage box with a black lid under the cabinet. Because there were a lot of things inside, the lid was pushed open a crack.
Zhao Yiwei is usually not a person who is very curious, but at this time, he accidentally lifted the cover.
A bulging pillow popped out of the box, with a cartoon portrait printed on it.
The Two-dimensional world is far away from Zhao Yiwei, so Zhao Yiwei naturally doesn't recognize that cartoon character. He thinks that Xia Xuanrui is a little childish, but still quite cute, so he picks up the pillow to take a closer look, and then he finds a beautiful boy with a bigger scale below. bath towels...
The door to a new world opened.
***
It was already seven o'clock when Xia Xuanrui came home, her clothes were wet on her shoulders, and her hair was covered with water droplets.
Zhao Yiwei came out when he heard the movement, "Why are you wet?"
Xia Xuanrui lowered her head and changed her slippers, not paying much attention, "The car broke down again on the way, I asked Xiao Zhang to wait for the tow truck, and called a taxi back by myself, but the driver refused to drive into the community."
"Why don't you let me pick you up?"
"No need, it's just such a little way, and the rain is not too heavy." Xia Xuanrui said with a smile: "I can smell the smell of food, it smells so good." His wet hair was raked back casually, revealing a beautiful forehead, He looked a little more mature than usual, but the joy in the corners of his eyes and brows was still a little childish.
I really can't see it, Zhao Yiwei thought complicatedly, "Then go take a shower and change clothes first."
"Well, just wait for me, it will be soon." The young man who had no doubts about him obediently went to take a bath. Because he was worried that Zhao Yiwei would be in a hurry, he quickly took a battle bath and came out in less than 10 minutes. She took off a bathrobe and her hair was still dripping.
Zhao Yiwei handed Xia Xuanrui a bath towel to wipe his hair. After the other party took it, he put it on the top of his head and rubbed it a few times, and the hand rubbing him suddenly stopped.
The bath towel fell to the ground, shaking off a two-dimensional masculine look that was extremely tempting.
Xia Xuanrui's eyes widened, "Yiwei, this, this—"
"When I was looking for clothes, I saw it by accident. Is it an anime product?" Zhao Yiwei asked calmly.
"Yes, yes." Xia Xuanrui nodded stiffly.
"Really?" Seeing the young man's face turned pale with fright, Zhao Yiwei felt a little distressed, and at the same time, he also felt a strange, unbearable itching feeling. The panicked little rabbit made people feel pity, and made people want to be worse to bully.
"What about this blanket?" Zhao Yiwei shook off a blanket draped over his arm, and spread it on the bed. The blanket was printed with pictures based on real photos, whether it was the characters' facial features, clothing, or the coffee in the background. The signboards of the museum are all very damn lifelike and irrefutable.
"Yiwei, listen to my explanation—" Xia Xuanrui took a deep breath, her voice still trembling.
"Oh." Zhao Yiwei wrapped his arms around his chest in a leisurely manner, "Let's talk."
Xia Xuanrui stood in front of Zhao Yiwei, like a student criticizing the teacher, "I, I didn't mean to investigate you. At first, my brother refused to tell me who you are... so I asked someone to check it out. Only the last Basic information, I didn’t check anything else, really... Then I used these photos to make a little surrounding, I kept it for myself..."
Zhao Yiwei took a step closer, his voice was hoarse and dangerous, "What else?"
Xia Xuanrui's face was red and white, "It's gone, except for someone to investigate you once, there is nothing else, the most is to spy on you when you go to work—"
"Peeping?"
Xia Xuanrui covered her mouth with her hand, she couldn't believe her stupidity.
"Why are you peeping, let's continue." Zhao Yiwei took another step closer.
Xia Xuanrui retreated to the wall, unable to avoid it, "Use a telescope to look at your office, a professional bird-watching telescope..."
"Isn't your office on the 37th floor?" Zhao Yiwei was puzzled.
"I used to work on the seventh floor, and I even found someone to change the office facing north." Embarrassed to the point of tears, Xia Xuanrui felt sad, and simply broke the jar, "Anyway, when I go to work, I just want to see it." Look, I also took pictures with my mobile phone, not only that, I also followed you to get off work, followed you on dates with others, slept with my arms around a pillow with your portrait printed on it every night, and wore your coat to WEI..."
This is Xia Xuanrui's last secret in front of Zhao Yiwei. At first he thought it was nothing, at first he thought he could keep it a secret for the rest of his life, but now he was aggressively exposed by the other party, and inexplicable sadness and overwhelming grievances came out, and the gate was released. It can't be stopped like a flood, "That's how I like you..."
I don't see you for a day, and I think about it like crazy.
Unable to ask for it, tossing and turning.
Zhao Yiwei saw his little rabbit with red eyes, sternly confessing his idiot behavior, and suddenly felt that his behavior was too much.Touching the other person's head, Zhao Yiwei said softly: "Xiao Rui, do you know that sometimes you are like this, which makes me very stressed and makes me feel—"
"Yiwei." Xia Xuanrui immediately interrupted Zhao Yiwei's words, and the grievances in his heart became scumbags when he met Zhao Yiwei's pressure, "I have changed it, and I will never do that again in the future, can you trust me? Okay?" He tried to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and squeezed out a pitiful smile, "Don't be stressed."
Stretching out his hands to grab Zhao Yiwei's shoulders, wanting to hug him, but worried that he might be disgusted, Xia Xuanrui begged Ai Ai, "Yiwei, trust me."
Zhao Yiwei was silent, took Xia Xuanrui's hand off his shoulder, felt that the other's hand was shaking, and hugged him into his arms.
"Xiao Rui, in fact, I am also very insecure. How can I, Zhao Yiwei, He De, be able to get this kind of love, if one day you don't love me anymore—"
"No way!" Xia Xuanrui broke free from Zhao Yiwei's arms and raised his left hand, "Yiwei, I swear."
"This is not enough." Zhao Yiwei said.
"what?"
Zhao Yiwei held Xia Xuanrui's left hand, took a step back and knelt down on one knee, and took out a small box from his pocket with the other hand.He raised his head, and pleaded solemnly and preciously, "Xiao Rui, will you marry me?"
End of full text
***
It's really over this time.
There's nothing left to write about.
A guy in loungewear and a guy in a bathrobe complete the proposal on the master bedroom floor, and then there's love - don't think too much about it!Of course, I went to have a cold dinner happily.
As for Xia Ershao's original YY being dragged to bed XXXX because her boyfriend found out about his idiot behavior, it is impossible~
For a few friends who like to watch driving, we kindly provide the following small theaters, please fill in your own brain for details.
***
One day, the big bad wolf said to the little rabbit.
"Will you have any psychological shadow from that incident?"
"what?"
"It's the kind of fear of being stripped, tied up, and not knowing what's going to happen next."
"Yes, I have."
"Actually, I do too."
"how come?"
"I'm afraid that if I go late, I will lose you forever."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the little rabbit started crying.
"I keep thinking about that all night," said the Wolf sadly.
"Then, what to do then?"
"Maybe we should re-enact the situation to overcome our mental block."
"Okay." The little rabbit hurriedly agreed, so he was stripped and tied up.
The big bad wolf blindfolded the little rabbit with a tie.
"Why are you blindfolded?"
"I'm going to play a bad guy first," Big Bad Wolf said.
"What does a cameo villain do?"
"Of course I eat you."
Then the big bad wolf turned into a satyr and ate the blindfolded little rabbit.
"Are you afraid?" Big Bad Wolf asked while eating.
"I'm afraid, come and save me quickly." The little rabbit cried and begged.
"it is good."
The big bad wolf transformed into a male god who fell from the sky and untied his tie and rope.
"You're here at last." The little rabbit cried, "Some bad people bullied me just now."
"Don't be afraid, I'll comfort you."
So the wolf ate the little rabbit again.
After being empty for many years, Zhao Yiwei made a boyfriend.
The boyfriend is very worry-free, he will not be petty, he will not ask to be on call, and he does not need to buy flowers to give gifts, which makes him feel very relaxed.After such a relaxed and pleasant relationship for a period of time, Zhao Yiwei felt some invisible pressure. Although the other party didn't make any demands, there was an impulse in his heart that made him feel 'not enough, not enough, more Do it a little better'.
One day, Zhao Yiwei accidentally bumped into several female employees posting engagement diamond rings in the tea room of the company. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten something very important, so he left work early and went to a jewelry store.
"Sir, do you want to buy an engagement ring or a wedding ring?" the shopping guide lady asked enthusiastically.
Zhao Yiwei pointed to the one with the simplest style, "This kind of pairing ring."
"Okay." The shopping guide lady took out the sample, "This is a classic model."
Zhao Yiwei picked up the ring and looked at it. In fact, there was nothing interesting about it. It had no patterns or diamonds. It was a very ordinary platinum ring.
"We also have engraving service." The shopping guide lady said again.
"Okay, that's it." Zhao Yiwei nodded.
"Sir, please try the size." The shopping guide lady took out a bunch of rings and a size stick, "If it is engraved, it cannot be returned."
Zhao Yiwei chose a ring, put it on, and determined his size.
"You are size 9." The shopping guide looked at the ring and asked again, "Do you know your girlfriend's size?"
"Boyfriend." Zhao Yiwei corrected.
"Ah?" The shopping guide was stunned, her face flushed, and she hurriedly said, "I'm sorry."
Zhao Yiwei picked up the size stick, pinched it up and down with his fingers, and chose a position, "It's probably here."
The shopping guide lady smiled a little tangled, "Oh, that's also 9 inches."
Zhao Yiwei thinks it's reasonable, Xia Xuanrui's hands don't seem to be smaller than his.
"Then, both of them are men's models." The shopping guide took a look at Zhao Yiwei and quickly opened the order.
After paying the money, the shopping guide gave Zhao Yiwei a piece of paper, "Please write down what you want to engrave."
Zhao Yiwei wrote down the initials of their names.
"Sir, do you want to write something else?" The shopping guide lady asked, "For example, ALLWAYSLOVE or something."
Now Zhao Yiwei's face became a little hot, he didn't seem to have said such words to Xia Xuanrui yet.
Finally, it was settled that one ring was written ZYWLOVEXXR and the other ring was written XXRLOVEZYW.
"Sir, this is yours." The shopping guide said, "Please come and pick it up in half an hour."
Zhao Yiwei didn't know what to do during this time, so he called Xia Xuanrui.
"Yiwei, I'm sorry." Xia Xuanrui apologized as soon as he answered the phone, "There is a traffic jam on the expressway, I may be late when I come back today."
"It's okay, I'll wait for you at home." Zhao Yiwei added, "In Tiancheng." They are currently living together occasionally, and most of them are Xia Xuanrui staying at his house. If he is on a business trip, Xia Xuanrui will return to Tiancheng Mansion's house , since Xia Xuanrui came back late today, let him go there.
"Okay." Xia Xuanrui's voice was very happy.
"I'll cook for you." Zhao Yiwei asked again, "What do you want to eat?"
"It's all good." Xia Xuanrui stammered, "I, I mean, everything you cook is delicious, and I like it all."
"Okay, I'm in charge of the menu." Zhao Yiwei smiled.
"Well, it's up to you." Xia Xuanrui said, "I'll try to get home early."
"Don't worry, pay attention to safety, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
After a few seconds, the call timer continued on the phone screen.
"Xiao Rui?" Zhao Yiwei asked.
"Ah?" Xia Xuanrui's puzzled voice came from the receiver.
"I'm dead." Zhao Yiwei said.
"Okay." The other party didn't object.
Zhao Yiwei stared at the call status on the screen for a few more seconds before he clicked to hang up, as if he hung up most of the calls between the two of them, because if he didn't hang up, Xia Xuanrui would have been waiting.
After getting the ring, Zhao Yiwei drove to Xia Xuanrui's house, opened the door, and it was empty and deserted.Aunt Wang has left, and the house is very clean and spotless.I don't like to live in such a luxurious house, but I like that small house, Zhao Yiwei thought that every time Xia Xuanrui agreed to stay at his house for the night, the other party was always very happy, and he was flattered with a little bit of care... As expected, he was too hypocritical , now that we are together, why should we divide our house into yours?
Two hours later, Zhao Yiwei cooked a table full of dishes. Something very important will happen today, so it needs to be a little more grand.Xia Xuanrui called and said that he had already got off the expressway, and it would take half an hour to get home due to the evening rush hour in the city.Zhao Yiwei smelled the oily smoke on his clothes and decided to take a shower first.
Zhao Yiwei, the master bedroom of Xia Xuanrui's family, also lived in it several times. He still left some clothes, which Xia Xuanrui helped him tidy up in the past. This time, he had to look in the cloakroom by himself.
The things in the cloakroom were neatly arranged, and Zhao Yiwei quickly saw his clothes, and then noticed the black coat.That overcoat was temporarily used to cover Xia Xuanrui's body after he rescued Xia Xuanrui. He forgot to take it back, and Xia Xuanrui took it for himself. It seems that Xia Xuanrui still has a strange habit of using this coat as pajamas?
Zhao Yiwei couldn't help laughing, he stretched out his hand to touch the coat, the coat was not hung properly, and fell off the hanger.When Zhao Yiwei picked up the clothes, he found a storage box with a black lid under the cabinet. Because there were a lot of things inside, the lid was pushed open a crack.
Zhao Yiwei is usually not a person who is very curious, but at this time, he accidentally lifted the cover.
A bulging pillow popped out of the box, with a cartoon portrait printed on it.
The Two-dimensional world is far away from Zhao Yiwei, so Zhao Yiwei naturally doesn't recognize that cartoon character. He thinks that Xia Xuanrui is a little childish, but still quite cute, so he picks up the pillow to take a closer look, and then he finds a beautiful boy with a bigger scale below. bath towels...
The door to a new world opened.
***
It was already seven o'clock when Xia Xuanrui came home, her clothes were wet on her shoulders, and her hair was covered with water droplets.
Zhao Yiwei came out when he heard the movement, "Why are you wet?"
Xia Xuanrui lowered her head and changed her slippers, not paying much attention, "The car broke down again on the way, I asked Xiao Zhang to wait for the tow truck, and called a taxi back by myself, but the driver refused to drive into the community."
"Why don't you let me pick you up?"
"No need, it's just such a little way, and the rain is not too heavy." Xia Xuanrui said with a smile: "I can smell the smell of food, it smells so good." His wet hair was raked back casually, revealing a beautiful forehead, He looked a little more mature than usual, but the joy in the corners of his eyes and brows was still a little childish.
I really can't see it, Zhao Yiwei thought complicatedly, "Then go take a shower and change clothes first."
"Well, just wait for me, it will be soon." The young man who had no doubts about him obediently went to take a bath. Because he was worried that Zhao Yiwei would be in a hurry, he quickly took a battle bath and came out in less than 10 minutes. She took off a bathrobe and her hair was still dripping.
Zhao Yiwei handed Xia Xuanrui a bath towel to wipe his hair. After the other party took it, he put it on the top of his head and rubbed it a few times, and the hand rubbing him suddenly stopped.
The bath towel fell to the ground, shaking off a two-dimensional masculine look that was extremely tempting.
Xia Xuanrui's eyes widened, "Yiwei, this, this—"
"When I was looking for clothes, I saw it by accident. Is it an anime product?" Zhao Yiwei asked calmly.
"Yes, yes." Xia Xuanrui nodded stiffly.
"Really?" Seeing the young man's face turned pale with fright, Zhao Yiwei felt a little distressed, and at the same time, he also felt a strange, unbearable itching feeling. The panicked little rabbit made people feel pity, and made people want to be worse to bully.
"What about this blanket?" Zhao Yiwei shook off a blanket draped over his arm, and spread it on the bed. The blanket was printed with pictures based on real photos, whether it was the characters' facial features, clothing, or the coffee in the background. The signboards of the museum are all very damn lifelike and irrefutable.
"Yiwei, listen to my explanation—" Xia Xuanrui took a deep breath, her voice still trembling.
"Oh." Zhao Yiwei wrapped his arms around his chest in a leisurely manner, "Let's talk."
Xia Xuanrui stood in front of Zhao Yiwei, like a student criticizing the teacher, "I, I didn't mean to investigate you. At first, my brother refused to tell me who you are... so I asked someone to check it out. Only the last Basic information, I didn’t check anything else, really... Then I used these photos to make a little surrounding, I kept it for myself..."
Zhao Yiwei took a step closer, his voice was hoarse and dangerous, "What else?"
Xia Xuanrui's face was red and white, "It's gone, except for someone to investigate you once, there is nothing else, the most is to spy on you when you go to work—"
"Peeping?"
Xia Xuanrui covered her mouth with her hand, she couldn't believe her stupidity.
"Why are you peeping, let's continue." Zhao Yiwei took another step closer.
Xia Xuanrui retreated to the wall, unable to avoid it, "Use a telescope to look at your office, a professional bird-watching telescope..."
"Isn't your office on the 37th floor?" Zhao Yiwei was puzzled.
"I used to work on the seventh floor, and I even found someone to change the office facing north." Embarrassed to the point of tears, Xia Xuanrui felt sad, and simply broke the jar, "Anyway, when I go to work, I just want to see it." Look, I also took pictures with my mobile phone, not only that, I also followed you to get off work, followed you on dates with others, slept with my arms around a pillow with your portrait printed on it every night, and wore your coat to WEI..."
This is Xia Xuanrui's last secret in front of Zhao Yiwei. At first he thought it was nothing, at first he thought he could keep it a secret for the rest of his life, but now he was aggressively exposed by the other party, and inexplicable sadness and overwhelming grievances came out, and the gate was released. It can't be stopped like a flood, "That's how I like you..."
I don't see you for a day, and I think about it like crazy.
Unable to ask for it, tossing and turning.
Zhao Yiwei saw his little rabbit with red eyes, sternly confessing his idiot behavior, and suddenly felt that his behavior was too much.Touching the other person's head, Zhao Yiwei said softly: "Xiao Rui, do you know that sometimes you are like this, which makes me very stressed and makes me feel—"
"Yiwei." Xia Xuanrui immediately interrupted Zhao Yiwei's words, and the grievances in his heart became scumbags when he met Zhao Yiwei's pressure, "I have changed it, and I will never do that again in the future, can you trust me? Okay?" He tried to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and squeezed out a pitiful smile, "Don't be stressed."
Stretching out his hands to grab Zhao Yiwei's shoulders, wanting to hug him, but worried that he might be disgusted, Xia Xuanrui begged Ai Ai, "Yiwei, trust me."
Zhao Yiwei was silent, took Xia Xuanrui's hand off his shoulder, felt that the other's hand was shaking, and hugged him into his arms.
"Xiao Rui, in fact, I am also very insecure. How can I, Zhao Yiwei, He De, be able to get this kind of love, if one day you don't love me anymore—"
"No way!" Xia Xuanrui broke free from Zhao Yiwei's arms and raised his left hand, "Yiwei, I swear."
"This is not enough." Zhao Yiwei said.
"what?"
Zhao Yiwei held Xia Xuanrui's left hand, took a step back and knelt down on one knee, and took out a small box from his pocket with the other hand.He raised his head, and pleaded solemnly and preciously, "Xiao Rui, will you marry me?"
End of full text
***
It's really over this time.
There's nothing left to write about.
A guy in loungewear and a guy in a bathrobe complete the proposal on the master bedroom floor, and then there's love - don't think too much about it!Of course, I went to have a cold dinner happily.
As for Xia Ershao's original YY being dragged to bed XXXX because her boyfriend found out about his idiot behavior, it is impossible~
For a few friends who like to watch driving, we kindly provide the following small theaters, please fill in your own brain for details.
***
One day, the big bad wolf said to the little rabbit.
"Will you have any psychological shadow from that incident?"
"what?"
"It's the kind of fear of being stripped, tied up, and not knowing what's going to happen next."
"Yes, I have."
"Actually, I do too."
"how come?"
"I'm afraid that if I go late, I will lose you forever."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the little rabbit started crying.
"I keep thinking about that all night," said the Wolf sadly.
"Then, what to do then?"
"Maybe we should re-enact the situation to overcome our mental block."
"Okay." The little rabbit hurriedly agreed, so he was stripped and tied up.
The big bad wolf blindfolded the little rabbit with a tie.
"Why are you blindfolded?"
"I'm going to play a bad guy first," Big Bad Wolf said.
"What does a cameo villain do?"
"Of course I eat you."
Then the big bad wolf turned into a satyr and ate the blindfolded little rabbit.
"Are you afraid?" Big Bad Wolf asked while eating.
"I'm afraid, come and save me quickly." The little rabbit cried and begged.
"it is good."
The big bad wolf transformed into a male god who fell from the sky and untied his tie and rope.
"You're here at last." The little rabbit cried, "Some bad people bullied me just now."
"Don't be afraid, I'll comfort you."
So the wolf ate the little rabbit again.
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