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On a certain day, when Su Weiwei started to love watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms, one day she suddenly thought of something that could be done to express and prove the feelings of being brothers and sisters.

Then, Su Weiwei said, "We should be sworn brothers like Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, so that we can highlight our feelings!"

Xu Tianzai and Zhou Dafu expressed their thoughts, and they did not refuse, and they were very supportive!

So, in my free time one day, I bought a cabbage (:з」∠)_.Yes, it is cabbage, don't doubt it. (=￣ω￣=)

(Because there are no peach blossoms nearby...and it just so happens that Su Weiwei's mother asked Su Weiwei to buy cabbage)

In front of the cabbage, they conducted the Taoyuan three-conclusion negotiation.ah!No, it's the cabbage three conclusions.In front of the cabbage, the three of them said together: "Don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." Before, and then the rest of the big drink tune.

(There is no way, because our mother taught us to drink when we are adults. We are good children, so we listen to our mother. Everyone said with contemptuous eyes, "Keep blowing~~If you have a boss, keep blowing~")

Since then, they have become the Three Heroes, ah, no, they are the Three Swordsmen! Bring all kinds of stationery, books, go to school, the library, and receive a cramming education!

(Wait, something seems wrong? Why is it always wrong!)

Later, when they recalled the past, they sighed that they were able to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day (car accident), and then they were born in the same year, the same month, and the same day (birth through fetal penetration).Then marry a daughter-in-law in the same year, the same month, and the same day.However, that's all for later.

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