I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 52
"Dead?" Xiao Biao widened his eyes, "Why did he die?"
"There are too many ways to die." The mermaid lady stretched out her hand to touch her belly, and let out a contented sigh, "When I'm full, I become lazy, and I don't want to pick up food at all. The human corpse... Let him return to the sea Bar."
Xiao Biao was confused, did he think that the sound of the horn was Miss Mermaid's dinner bell? !
Miss Mermaid stretched out her hand holding the oyster shell again, took a shell of soup, and sipped it: "Little civet cat, what shall we eat tomorrow?"
"..." Xiao Biao's head was big.
There are strange things everywhere in this bay, the humans who came in to explore by unconventional means, the mermaid lady wearing an NPC necklace, and the sound of horns from the depths of the forest after someone died.
It's like a game.
But Xiao Biao didn't understand, what kind of behind-the-scenes existence was capable of setting up such a game sand table?And how big the profit is, it will make gamers follow suit, and they will not hesitate to risk their lives.
Xiao Biao thinks of the man in the coat. He still remembers that yesterday by the fire, the man in the coat was playing with a pill in his hand and muttering Ji Aotian's name in his mouth.
If Xiao Biao guessed correctly, the man in the coat came to Mermaid Bay this time to get this pill, and he had already succeeded, but he was tricked by two accomplices when he was about to go home.
"Is that kind of pill worth much?" Xiao Biao asked Miss Mermaid, "It's similar to the one you took out from the big snake in the back mountain of the community."
"Worth it?" Miss Mermaid blinked her eyes, "You can't even buy that thing with money."
"What do you say she took it out?! She snatched it from me! If it weren't for my sharp beak, how would you know that the big snake has pills?!" It looks half dead, and it has developed a new way of eating grilled fish by itself, wrapping the moss in the cave with golden fish skin and eating it together with the fish.
"Don't you have a bad appetite, and you can still eat like this?" Miss Mermaid glared at the cock, "Eat it as soon as you eat it, and even pick your mouth, you tore off the skin of the fish, leaving nothing for other pets!"
The big rooster gave a doggy hook in embarrassment, and continued to eat: "Hey... I really want the master to try the civet cat's craft, but the master is not here."
Xiao Biao scratched his chin when he heard what the big cock said.
Ji Aotian probably doesn't know yet, but its owner is not far away in the woods, and the sound of the horn just now, maybe this mermaid bay is remembering the sacrifice of the man in the coat.
But this can't be the reason for Ji Aotian to be picky!
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to snatch the last piece of fish skin, and started to eat it.
As soon as the big rooster gathered the moss together and stretched out his mouth to lift the fish skin, he found that the last piece of fish skin was gone.
It was so angry that it rolled its eyes, but dared not speak out, so it held back its energy to peck the fish's eyeballs and eat them.
Miss Mermaid lowered her head and opened the pocket on the tail of the fish, took out a pill, and handed it to Xiao Biao: "I got it from your father on the day you fell into a coma, and I'm still not willing to eat it... Boss! It’s really amazing, it’s a lot of such a precious thing, I must cling to the boss’s thick cat legs for the rest of my life, even if his wife’s cat wife comes to the door and wants to scratch my face, I will never do not let it go!"
Xiao Biao automatically ignored the second part of Miss Mermaid's words, he looked down at the pill in his hand, smelled it, and it smelled like green grass.
Tongue out to lick.
Miss Mermaid snatched Dan Wan over and glared at Xiao Biao: "This is mine! I just took it out for you to see."
Xiao Biao pouted.
The Southern Rabbit King came over, and looked at the pill in Miss Mermaid's hand with disgust, stretched out his claws and stroked his ears: "Northern Elvis is too shameless, if it didn't make troubles in the back mountain every three days Flying dog jumping, our community has long been rated as advanced, this bastard cat will die sooner or later."
Xiao Biao, the son of Bastard Meow: "..."
Nantuhuang realized what he said, stretched out his claws and patted Xiao Biao's back: "Brother, I'm not targeting you."
Xiao Biao looked at the pill in Miss Mermaid's hand, and felt something was wrong again: "You said Ye Daddy has a lot of these in his hand?"
"Well, when you passed out, it ate a lot of pills for you." Miss Mermaid stretched out her tongue and licked the pills twice, and then put the pills back into her pocket with a satisfied face, "It's amazing to lick the pills." Refreshing!"
"Did the pills in Ye Dae's hand come from the back mountain?" Xiao Biao looked confused, "If there are so many big snakes with pills in the back mountain, why does the man in the coat come here to get the pills?"
"You mean a man in a coat?" Nan Tuhuang pricked up his ears, "Is Qin Erbao here?"
"Well, the little squirrel was tied up by him."
Nan Tuhuang turned his head to look at the little squirrel, but the little squirrel didn't look up, and was gnawing on a piece of radish in the oyster and radish soup intently.
"Where is the master?" On the other hand, the big rooster suddenly became excited. Its head suddenly rose by more than 30 centimeters, and it turned around: "Master? Master!"
"You're dead." Miss Mermaid sneered, "Didn't you hear the horn?!"
The fisheye balls held by the big rooster's wings fell to the ground with a clatter, dumbstruck.
Five seconds later, it jumped up and ran down the rocky ridge. While running, the dog barked: "Master! Master! Where are you? Er Baozi! Answer me! "
"Chicken Aotian!" Xiao Biao called out to it.
The big rooster seemed to have never heard of it, and it disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
"Look at you, you don't have the slightest sense of propriety in your speech." Xiao Biao turned to reprimand Miss Mermaid, "You don't pay attention to the emotions of the masses at all, and you don't have the quality of a leader at all. Unfortunately, I still want to train you to be a cadre."
Miss Mermaid rolled her eyes: "I'm telling the truth, when the horn sounds, someone is dead."
"The one who died may not necessarily be the man in a coat..." Xiao Biao supported his head.
"30.00% third is him, I'm good at math."
Xiao Biao looked at the darkness under the ridge with cat eyes, and with the blessing of cat night vision, Xiao Biao still did not see the big rooster: "Miss Mermaid, it seems that I have to reconsider the members of the leadership team."
"What leadership team?" Nan Tu Huang poked his head over again.
Even the little squirrel who had been gnawing on the radish stopped, with its ears turned sideways, paying attention to Xiao Biao's next words.
Xiao Biao glanced at Nantuhuang, shut up and did not speak.
In front of political enemies, you must be strict with your mouth.
Nantuhuang stretched out his claws and poked Xiao Biao's rib fan: "I know you have a brain, but you have no money. Do you know how I spent a lot of money to climb up to the position of Nantuhuang? And your father, your father Although it is poor, its force value is beyond the charts. You can't beat your father, and you can't fight me with money, so you can just be your father's son and my brother, won't you? "
"..." Xiao Biao turned his back, not looking at Nantuhuang.
Nantu Huangqi refused to give up: "Young man, it's good to be competitive, but do you know what it means to have high eyes but low hands?"
Xiao Biao ignored Nantuhuang, and turned to Miss Mermaid and said, "Where is the depths of the forest? Do you know?"
Miss Mermaid nodded, and then shook her head again: "The range of my activities is this sea, and I can't swim out if the sea is far away, maybe it was the captain's hands and feet... The same goes for the forest, I can't go far into it , I won’t be able to enter Taolin.”
"Taolin?" Xiao Biao blinked.
"Yeah." Miss Mermaid scratched her blond hair, "I picked people to eat, and they were all outside the peach forest."
"Take me to have a look." Xiao Biao stood up, with his tail raised high, "By the way, let's see who died."
Miss Mermaid was lazy and didn't want to move: "Now I don't really want to eat human flesh..."
"Go!" Xiao Biao patted Miss Mermaid's arm with his paw, "Don't force me to drag you to Liu Hai'er!"
"..."
Miss Mermaid got up slowly, and jumped down the ridge.
Xiao Biao raised his heel.
Nantuhuang gave Xiao Biao a sideways glance, but didn't move his buttocks. He bent down to pick up an oyster shell, and began to drink soup.
The little squirrel was still clicking on the carrot.
One fish and one cat went down the ridge and passed through the forest. Suddenly, the dark clouds gathered above, and the raindrops the size of beans fell again.
"It's raining, watch me show you a fantastic trick!" Miss Mermaid stretched out a hand, moaning and moaning vigorously, "Little civet cat, look, look!"
Miss Mermaid's hand was raised in the air, and the raindrops fell from the sky, but it didn't hit Miss Mermaid's hand at all. Her hand seemed to be covered with a plastic transparent shell, which automatically separated the falling raindrops.
"This...is pretty amazing, but what's the use? Just like wearing rubber gloves? It's okay if you can avoid water all over your body..." Xiao Biao stood on the tree, pulled a leaf, and made a defense for himself Rain's hat, "Your trick is too weak."
"What's wrong with the chicken ribs? You still don't know how to do it!" Miss Mermaid stared at the tree, "Oh? Little civet cat, where did you go?"
Xiao Biao's claws were still in the movement of putting on the hat. Hearing this, his movements froze for a moment, and then he took off the hat.
Miss Mermaid rubbed her eyes: "Dizzy, I didn't see you just now, it's too dark, don't go far."
Xiao Biao put his hat on again.
Miss Mermaid: "Little civet cat? Where did you go?"
Xiao Biao sighed, and after realizing that it was the hat made of leaves, he put the hat on his back and jumped down from the tree.
"Little civet cat, what are you doing?" Miss Mermaid watched Xiao Biao get off the tree, and then climbed another tree.
Xiao Biao changed the tree, re-knitted the hat, and put it on his head after weaving it.
Miss Mermaid: "Why are you running around? I can't see you anymore. Are you going to Taolin? If not, I'm going back to the cave!"
A little fluffy paw patted Miss Mermaid's tail, then Xiao Biao took off the hat, looked up at Miss Mermaid: "There is something wrong with my body, I can become invisible when I put on the hat, but I can't wear it Let the rain go, just let it go, you must know that I am by your side..."
Miss Mermaid understood, and nodded: "Then you follow."
One fish and one invisible cat walked deep into the woods, and after walking for about an hour, a large patch of pink came into view.
There are colorful falling flowers on the ground, and the blooming peach blossoms on the branches have been knocked off by the wind and rain.
"It's weird." Miss Mermaid jumped forward, and then jumped back.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid in surprise.
Miss Mermaid seemed to be dancing, she jumped ten steps forward in a row, and then hurriedly jumped back eleven steps, her sea-blue eyes widened, and then she jumped to the bottom of the tree in one breath, turning her head towards Xiao Biao. Shout: "Little civet cat, I have entered the peach forest!"
"It's such a big fuss, whoops!" Xiao Biao covered his forehead, there was nothing in front of his eyes, but he felt as if he had hit a wall.
The paws patted the transparent wall: "Why can't I get through?"
"Can't you come? Where are you?" Miss Mermaid jumped in the direction of the voice.
Xiao Biao took off his hat and patted the transparent wall with his claws: "Something is blocking me!"
"The dog is enough! Master, I'm coming!" Ji Aotian suddenly emerged from the slope, whipped up a gust of wind, passed through the transparent wall directly in front of Xiao Biao, and entered the peach forest.
Xiao Biao: "!!!?"
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Xiao Biao: This is the second time this place treats cats differently!Last time I only mosaiced a cat, this time I simply don't let the cat in.
Mermaid: This... maybe an inappropriate place for children? !
"There are too many ways to die." The mermaid lady stretched out her hand to touch her belly, and let out a contented sigh, "When I'm full, I become lazy, and I don't want to pick up food at all. The human corpse... Let him return to the sea Bar."
Xiao Biao was confused, did he think that the sound of the horn was Miss Mermaid's dinner bell? !
Miss Mermaid stretched out her hand holding the oyster shell again, took a shell of soup, and sipped it: "Little civet cat, what shall we eat tomorrow?"
"..." Xiao Biao's head was big.
There are strange things everywhere in this bay, the humans who came in to explore by unconventional means, the mermaid lady wearing an NPC necklace, and the sound of horns from the depths of the forest after someone died.
It's like a game.
But Xiao Biao didn't understand, what kind of behind-the-scenes existence was capable of setting up such a game sand table?And how big the profit is, it will make gamers follow suit, and they will not hesitate to risk their lives.
Xiao Biao thinks of the man in the coat. He still remembers that yesterday by the fire, the man in the coat was playing with a pill in his hand and muttering Ji Aotian's name in his mouth.
If Xiao Biao guessed correctly, the man in the coat came to Mermaid Bay this time to get this pill, and he had already succeeded, but he was tricked by two accomplices when he was about to go home.
"Is that kind of pill worth much?" Xiao Biao asked Miss Mermaid, "It's similar to the one you took out from the big snake in the back mountain of the community."
"Worth it?" Miss Mermaid blinked her eyes, "You can't even buy that thing with money."
"What do you say she took it out?! She snatched it from me! If it weren't for my sharp beak, how would you know that the big snake has pills?!" It looks half dead, and it has developed a new way of eating grilled fish by itself, wrapping the moss in the cave with golden fish skin and eating it together with the fish.
"Don't you have a bad appetite, and you can still eat like this?" Miss Mermaid glared at the cock, "Eat it as soon as you eat it, and even pick your mouth, you tore off the skin of the fish, leaving nothing for other pets!"
The big rooster gave a doggy hook in embarrassment, and continued to eat: "Hey... I really want the master to try the civet cat's craft, but the master is not here."
Xiao Biao scratched his chin when he heard what the big cock said.
Ji Aotian probably doesn't know yet, but its owner is not far away in the woods, and the sound of the horn just now, maybe this mermaid bay is remembering the sacrifice of the man in the coat.
But this can't be the reason for Ji Aotian to be picky!
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to snatch the last piece of fish skin, and started to eat it.
As soon as the big rooster gathered the moss together and stretched out his mouth to lift the fish skin, he found that the last piece of fish skin was gone.
It was so angry that it rolled its eyes, but dared not speak out, so it held back its energy to peck the fish's eyeballs and eat them.
Miss Mermaid lowered her head and opened the pocket on the tail of the fish, took out a pill, and handed it to Xiao Biao: "I got it from your father on the day you fell into a coma, and I'm still not willing to eat it... Boss! It’s really amazing, it’s a lot of such a precious thing, I must cling to the boss’s thick cat legs for the rest of my life, even if his wife’s cat wife comes to the door and wants to scratch my face, I will never do not let it go!"
Xiao Biao automatically ignored the second part of Miss Mermaid's words, he looked down at the pill in his hand, smelled it, and it smelled like green grass.
Tongue out to lick.
Miss Mermaid snatched Dan Wan over and glared at Xiao Biao: "This is mine! I just took it out for you to see."
Xiao Biao pouted.
The Southern Rabbit King came over, and looked at the pill in Miss Mermaid's hand with disgust, stretched out his claws and stroked his ears: "Northern Elvis is too shameless, if it didn't make troubles in the back mountain every three days Flying dog jumping, our community has long been rated as advanced, this bastard cat will die sooner or later."
Xiao Biao, the son of Bastard Meow: "..."
Nantuhuang realized what he said, stretched out his claws and patted Xiao Biao's back: "Brother, I'm not targeting you."
Xiao Biao looked at the pill in Miss Mermaid's hand, and felt something was wrong again: "You said Ye Daddy has a lot of these in his hand?"
"Well, when you passed out, it ate a lot of pills for you." Miss Mermaid stretched out her tongue and licked the pills twice, and then put the pills back into her pocket with a satisfied face, "It's amazing to lick the pills." Refreshing!"
"Did the pills in Ye Dae's hand come from the back mountain?" Xiao Biao looked confused, "If there are so many big snakes with pills in the back mountain, why does the man in the coat come here to get the pills?"
"You mean a man in a coat?" Nan Tuhuang pricked up his ears, "Is Qin Erbao here?"
"Well, the little squirrel was tied up by him."
Nan Tuhuang turned his head to look at the little squirrel, but the little squirrel didn't look up, and was gnawing on a piece of radish in the oyster and radish soup intently.
"Where is the master?" On the other hand, the big rooster suddenly became excited. Its head suddenly rose by more than 30 centimeters, and it turned around: "Master? Master!"
"You're dead." Miss Mermaid sneered, "Didn't you hear the horn?!"
The fisheye balls held by the big rooster's wings fell to the ground with a clatter, dumbstruck.
Five seconds later, it jumped up and ran down the rocky ridge. While running, the dog barked: "Master! Master! Where are you? Er Baozi! Answer me! "
"Chicken Aotian!" Xiao Biao called out to it.
The big rooster seemed to have never heard of it, and it disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
"Look at you, you don't have the slightest sense of propriety in your speech." Xiao Biao turned to reprimand Miss Mermaid, "You don't pay attention to the emotions of the masses at all, and you don't have the quality of a leader at all. Unfortunately, I still want to train you to be a cadre."
Miss Mermaid rolled her eyes: "I'm telling the truth, when the horn sounds, someone is dead."
"The one who died may not necessarily be the man in a coat..." Xiao Biao supported his head.
"30.00% third is him, I'm good at math."
Xiao Biao looked at the darkness under the ridge with cat eyes, and with the blessing of cat night vision, Xiao Biao still did not see the big rooster: "Miss Mermaid, it seems that I have to reconsider the members of the leadership team."
"What leadership team?" Nan Tu Huang poked his head over again.
Even the little squirrel who had been gnawing on the radish stopped, with its ears turned sideways, paying attention to Xiao Biao's next words.
Xiao Biao glanced at Nantuhuang, shut up and did not speak.
In front of political enemies, you must be strict with your mouth.
Nantuhuang stretched out his claws and poked Xiao Biao's rib fan: "I know you have a brain, but you have no money. Do you know how I spent a lot of money to climb up to the position of Nantuhuang? And your father, your father Although it is poor, its force value is beyond the charts. You can't beat your father, and you can't fight me with money, so you can just be your father's son and my brother, won't you? "
"..." Xiao Biao turned his back, not looking at Nantuhuang.
Nantu Huangqi refused to give up: "Young man, it's good to be competitive, but do you know what it means to have high eyes but low hands?"
Xiao Biao ignored Nantuhuang, and turned to Miss Mermaid and said, "Where is the depths of the forest? Do you know?"
Miss Mermaid nodded, and then shook her head again: "The range of my activities is this sea, and I can't swim out if the sea is far away, maybe it was the captain's hands and feet... The same goes for the forest, I can't go far into it , I won’t be able to enter Taolin.”
"Taolin?" Xiao Biao blinked.
"Yeah." Miss Mermaid scratched her blond hair, "I picked people to eat, and they were all outside the peach forest."
"Take me to have a look." Xiao Biao stood up, with his tail raised high, "By the way, let's see who died."
Miss Mermaid was lazy and didn't want to move: "Now I don't really want to eat human flesh..."
"Go!" Xiao Biao patted Miss Mermaid's arm with his paw, "Don't force me to drag you to Liu Hai'er!"
"..."
Miss Mermaid got up slowly, and jumped down the ridge.
Xiao Biao raised his heel.
Nantuhuang gave Xiao Biao a sideways glance, but didn't move his buttocks. He bent down to pick up an oyster shell, and began to drink soup.
The little squirrel was still clicking on the carrot.
One fish and one cat went down the ridge and passed through the forest. Suddenly, the dark clouds gathered above, and the raindrops the size of beans fell again.
"It's raining, watch me show you a fantastic trick!" Miss Mermaid stretched out a hand, moaning and moaning vigorously, "Little civet cat, look, look!"
Miss Mermaid's hand was raised in the air, and the raindrops fell from the sky, but it didn't hit Miss Mermaid's hand at all. Her hand seemed to be covered with a plastic transparent shell, which automatically separated the falling raindrops.
"This...is pretty amazing, but what's the use? Just like wearing rubber gloves? It's okay if you can avoid water all over your body..." Xiao Biao stood on the tree, pulled a leaf, and made a defense for himself Rain's hat, "Your trick is too weak."
"What's wrong with the chicken ribs? You still don't know how to do it!" Miss Mermaid stared at the tree, "Oh? Little civet cat, where did you go?"
Xiao Biao's claws were still in the movement of putting on the hat. Hearing this, his movements froze for a moment, and then he took off the hat.
Miss Mermaid rubbed her eyes: "Dizzy, I didn't see you just now, it's too dark, don't go far."
Xiao Biao put his hat on again.
Miss Mermaid: "Little civet cat? Where did you go?"
Xiao Biao sighed, and after realizing that it was the hat made of leaves, he put the hat on his back and jumped down from the tree.
"Little civet cat, what are you doing?" Miss Mermaid watched Xiao Biao get off the tree, and then climbed another tree.
Xiao Biao changed the tree, re-knitted the hat, and put it on his head after weaving it.
Miss Mermaid: "Why are you running around? I can't see you anymore. Are you going to Taolin? If not, I'm going back to the cave!"
A little fluffy paw patted Miss Mermaid's tail, then Xiao Biao took off the hat, looked up at Miss Mermaid: "There is something wrong with my body, I can become invisible when I put on the hat, but I can't wear it Let the rain go, just let it go, you must know that I am by your side..."
Miss Mermaid understood, and nodded: "Then you follow."
One fish and one invisible cat walked deep into the woods, and after walking for about an hour, a large patch of pink came into view.
There are colorful falling flowers on the ground, and the blooming peach blossoms on the branches have been knocked off by the wind and rain.
"It's weird." Miss Mermaid jumped forward, and then jumped back.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid in surprise.
Miss Mermaid seemed to be dancing, she jumped ten steps forward in a row, and then hurriedly jumped back eleven steps, her sea-blue eyes widened, and then she jumped to the bottom of the tree in one breath, turning her head towards Xiao Biao. Shout: "Little civet cat, I have entered the peach forest!"
"It's such a big fuss, whoops!" Xiao Biao covered his forehead, there was nothing in front of his eyes, but he felt as if he had hit a wall.
The paws patted the transparent wall: "Why can't I get through?"
"Can't you come? Where are you?" Miss Mermaid jumped in the direction of the voice.
Xiao Biao took off his hat and patted the transparent wall with his claws: "Something is blocking me!"
"The dog is enough! Master, I'm coming!" Ji Aotian suddenly emerged from the slope, whipped up a gust of wind, passed through the transparent wall directly in front of Xiao Biao, and entered the peach forest.
Xiao Biao: "!!!?"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Xiao Biao: This is the second time this place treats cats differently!Last time I only mosaiced a cat, this time I simply don't let the cat in.
Mermaid: This... maybe an inappropriate place for children? !
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