Our Lady's Transfiguration · Face Slap I

Prologue: A New Beginning

Four phantoms who were seriously injured were moving through the void with difficulty.

Xiao Qi: "Jin Jin, what should we do?"

Ah Zi: "The four of us alone cannot save the Holy One."

Alan: "That's right, we have exhausted our energy to forcefully break the interface blockade, and our bodies have been seriously damaged."

Xiao Jin: "Find a hidden place and make a long-term plan."

The four most powerful phantoms under the seat of the Holy One quickly disappeared.

Not long after the phantom spirit left, four more feather spirits appeared here.

"There is their breath here!"

"Chase!!"

……

Imperial Capital, Tianhai Pavilion, top luxury suites.

There were many dark shadows in front of Gong Xiaolou's eyes, and the panicked voices of several people came from his ears.

Gong Xiaolou vaguely thought, is everything over?

At this moment, a dazzling silver light enveloped Gong Xiaolou's fading soul.

Gong Xiaolou's last consciousness also disappeared...

"I heard no, Gong Xiaolou committed suicide!"

"Woo~~ Xiaolou committed suicide, so I won't live anymore!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! I don't believe it!"

"I heard that I have depression, hey, it's not easy to be a star these days!"

"Hey, listen to the gossip..."

On the morning of April 2305, 4, the Imperial Capital Daily: The popular film and television student Gong Xiaolou committed suicide in the luxury suite on the top floor of Tianhai Pavilion in the early hours of last night.

On the afternoon of April 2305, 4, Imperial Capital Daily: Li Yushi, a popular actress, heard the bad news about Gongxiaolou, fainted at the filming base, and the entire crew was in chaos.When the famous male singer Shao Chenyi heard the news of Gong Xiaolou's death, he was deeply saddened and pushed down the announcement for nearly a week.Famous directors...famous actors...famous...everyone in the entertainment circle posted intimate photos with Gong Xiaolou, expressing their deep sorrow for Gong Xiaolou's sad news.

On the morning of April 2305, 4, the Imperial Capital Daily: The former movie star Palace Xiaolou, as confirmed by the forensic doctor, took an overdose of XX drugs, resulting in insanity and overexcitement and died!

On the morning of April 2305, 4, Imperial Capital Daily: XX movie star said he had no knowledge, if he knew, he would definitely persuade him. XX singer said that he only met Gong Xiaolou a few times, and he didn't know that he would never take drugs. Director XX...

Everyone in the entertainment industry expressed their ignorance. While expressing their regret for Gong Xiaolou, they also strictly stated that they were not familiar with the other party, and issued a statement denouncing drugs, severely boycotting drug addicts, and reporting if they find out, etc. .

On April 2305, 4, the entertainment circle returned to normal, and Gong Xiaolou seemed to be forgotten by everyone...

Xiaoqi: Haha, I finally found a reliable host, hum~~ I'll make you laugh at me, wait for my host to grow up... Hehe (smiling face) Cough cough, there's still business to do.

Ding~~: Congratulations, through unremitting efforts, you have the honor to be selected by this system out of the vast crowd, and become a candidate for the face-slapping system.

Gong Xiaolou frowned slightly: What is so noisy?

Xiao Qi: "Ahem, this host has a bad temper"

Gong Xiaolou had a splitting headache: "Huh? Am I dead? How can I still talk?"

Gong Xiaolou wanted to open his eyes, but found that he couldn't feel the existence of his body, and was a little panicked.

Xiaoqi: "Ahem, don't be afraid, you are already dead."

Gong Xiaolou: "..." Is there anything more terrifying than this?

Xiaoyin: "Hey, of course not!"

Gong Xiaolou: "?"

Xiao Qi: "Yes, I can hear your voice, it's amazing!"

Gong Xiaolou: "Who are you? Am I dead? Why do I still have thoughts?"

Xiaoqi: "Ahem, don't worry, I am sent by God to save you!"

Gong Xiaolou: "Is God also gay?"

Xiaoqi: "(⊙o⊙)!"

Gong Xiaolou: "What do you want me to do?"

Xiao Qi: "Ah! You only need to complete a few tasks!"

Gong Xiaolou: "Deal!"

Xiaoqi: "Don't rush to refuse, huh? You agreed?"

Gong Xiaolou: "Nonsense!"

Xiaoqi: Huhu~~, be patient, this host has a bad temper, I don’t remember villains as adults... Damn!

Gong Xiaolou: "Speak!"

Xiaoqi: Don’t say anything, I’m so anxious to death, haha!

Gong Xiaolou: "Don't say I'm asleep."

Xiaoqi: "Don't sleep! I am an intelligent system from the highest plane, number: XG56847"

Xiao Qi: "The Star Alliance is conducting a scientific research activity this time, and you are honored to be selected as an experimenter."

Xiao Qi: "How is it? Are you happy?"

Xiao Qi: "Ahem...don't get too excited."

Xiao Qi: "Speaking?"

Xiaoqi: "Hey, do you really fall asleep if you don't sleep?"

Xiao Qi: Huh?I remember he can't sleep now, in doubt...

Gong Xiaolou: "Is there any more?"

Xiaoqi: "Haha, I just said, you don't even have a body, how can you sleep?"

Gong Xiaolou: "..."

Xiao Qi: "What did you just ask? No more, that's all."

Gong Xiaolou: "Deal!"

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