Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

Someone came from behind.

I ran two steps and shrank to the corner of the door, paying attention to whoever came.

The dripping umbrella, the wet black coat, and the brown hair—it was Osamu Dazai.

A warm feeling slowly climbed into my heart. Seeing his dusty appearance, he must have gone out to find me. Since he is in such a hurry, I will not trouble him anymore.

So I immediately jumped out and stood in front of the door, saying hello to Osamu Dazai.

"Don't worry, I'm here. Dazai..." I took the initiative to talk to him understandingly.

Osamu Dazai opened the door quickly, walked in, and closed the door behind him.

He, no, see, see, me.

……

it's okay no problem.I comfort myself.He must have been looking for me too hard. He must be very worried about me under such heavy rain. Judging by his appearance, he has lost his mind.

I slipped in under the door, and when Osamu Dazai took off his coat and hung it on the hanger, I jumped onto the chair, jumped onto the table, and finally reached his hand.

"Osamu Dazai!"

I waited for his surprised eyes.

He paused for a moment, then looked in my direction, and I saw it in his eyes - plain.

?

"Ache." Osamu Dazai wiped his hair with a towel, "Are you having fun?"

I'm dumbfounded.After being stunned for a long time, I heard myself say something.

"Didn't you go out to find me?"

Osamu Dazai picked up the plastic bag at hand, which contained a bento, with a smile on his face.

"Going to buy food."

I fell into silence, I ignored Osamu Dazai, walked to the balcony by myself, climbed up the climbing pole to the drying rack, and tied a knot for myself.

I'm afraid he didn't think I was a fool, the rain stopped long ago, who would believe it if he bought a meal for more than two hours.

This guy deliberately angered me, and he will have a better life in the future.

After tossing around, I was wet, so I quickly dried it.

Two weeks later is the team building day of the Port Mafia.

Mori Ou outsourced a large venue, including gymnasium, entertainment hall, shopping mall and izakaya.The cadres and chief officers of the Port Mafia gathered in the bowling alley on the second floor, which was their warm-up activity.

"Three hits!"

"Okay, five hits! It's not bad, it's a hit."

Osamu Dazai sat on a chair and cheered Nakahara Chuya, his arms were leaning on the table, his chin was crossed with his hands, and his face was full of smiles.

Every time Chuya Nakahara threw the ball, Osamu Dazai would shout.Just when Osamu Dazai yelled "It's amazing" for the eighth time, Nakahara Nakaya raised his hat, turned around and looked at Osamu Dazai.He twirled a bowling ball with one hand, reached out to Osamu Dazai with the other hand, and hooked his fingers at him: "Dazai, don't just sit there all the time, come and play."

I think Nakahara looks like that, and I guess his next sentence will be - "Then you will find that you have lost miserably."

"Then you'll know how you lost to me," Nakahara said.

really.

Osamu Dazai stood up from the chair, stretched his arms, twisted his waist, and said in a rambling voice: "Ah, I have had too many tasks and worked very hard recently, and my arms and legs are not very flexible, so I am worried." Will throw myself out together."

Nakahara also threw a bowling ball, and I watched as the bowling ball hit Osamu Dazai in the face.

"Hiss, Osamu Dazai, get out of the way!"

Before I finished speaking, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to cover his face, and with a twist of his wrist, the bowling ball was firmly held in his hand.

What a beautiful technique.

"Hurry up, don't dawdle." Zhong Yuanzhong also urged him.

Central Plains Chuya has a strong desire to win.As for Osamu Dazai, with his personality, it probably doesn't matter whether he wins or loses.This is the team building day of Hong Kong and Black, and it is also my rest day-it is rare that I don't have to accompany Osamu Dazai to do tasks, and I can finally enjoy the holiday relaxedly and happily.

As I was thinking this in my heart, I saw Osamu Dazai walking forward.He walked through Zhongye in the Central Plains, walked through the stop line, and then stepped onto the boardwalk.

This route doesn't seem right.

"Hey, Dazai." Nakahara also called out, but Dazai didn't stop.Holding the bowling ball in his hand, he walked all the way to the pins.

He smiled. "Ache, do you want to play bowling together?"

?

A strong sense of foreboding told me not to promise him.

"No, no, Mr. Dazai, I only have a bandage, how can I have the nerve to play bowling with you masters? And I don't have hands, I'm afraid I can't lift a bowling ball with my weak body, especially if I get sprained Okay. Mr. Dazai, do you think you are thirsty? The staff over there are serving Mr. Mori Ogai, so I’m afraid I can’t take care of this. Let me get you a glass of water. You... Dazai Osamu! Dazai Osamu, what are you doing? !"

He put the bowling ball aside, stretched out his hand to untie me, I hooked his fingers tightly, but it was useless, his hand was dexterous like a flying butterfly, and quickly broke away from my entanglement, and then quickly Hold me tightly.

He strapped me to the pins.

I was so angry that the curse resounded throughout the arena.

"Dazai Osamu, you flat-headed caterpillar! Water-soaked wooden head! Let me go, let go!"

He was indifferent, not only that, but also patted me lightly with his hand, then got up and left with the bowling ball in his arms.

Three big characters popped up in my heart - finished, egg, gone.

Nakahara Nakaya was standing behind the stop line and making preparations. My eyes swung to the left and then to the right as his hands swung for a while.Just when Chuya Nakahara chose the angle and was about to run, Osamu Dazai grabbed Chuya Nakahara's hand and said, "Nakahara, I should be the next one."

"Suddenly being so active, I'll let you." Nakahara shook off Osamu Dazai's hand, and then bounced the ball. The bowling ball seemed to have no weight in his hands.

Osamu Dazai stood at the reserve line and waved to me, then he ran up, stopped at the stop line, slipped, and dropped the ball in one go.

I watched the bowling ball roll towards me and felt like I was suffocating.

"Boom".

The bowling ball smacked my left side, knocking down three bottles.

Before I could recover, the next bowling ball arrived, this time hitting my right side and knocking over the rest of the bottles.

There was only one solitary bottle left on the field—the one I was stalking.

False alarm, I let out a long breath and scattered into a ball.

?

Wait, why am I moving?

I looked at myself and belatedly realized one thing - Osamu Dazai didn't seem to have tied the knot for me at all.It was me who was too nervous and clung to the bowling pins.

……

Osamu Dazai, how much embarrassment must he make me before he will give up.

Holding my breath, I ran all the way across the boardwalk, and saw Osamu Dazai said to me with a look of beating: "Is it fun, Ah Che, is it exciting to prick."

I rolled up Osamu Dazai's trousers, gritted my teeth and said, "Leave you alone for this excitement, okay?"

Nakahara Nakahara, who was standing aside, bent down and pinched me up, and shook me in the air: "Suzuki Che, Osamu Dazai is so loyal to you, why don't you come with me. You are so pitiful, I think I can’t go on anymore, I promise I won’t bully you again, and I will treat you very well.”

To be honest, apart from being a bit grumpy, Zhongyuan Zhong also has no major problems. His eyes are clear and clear, and he is a boy with no intentions at first glance.

But I didn't know what I was hesitating about, anyway, I didn't speak.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai took me back from Zhongya Nakahara, and wrapped it around his wrist again: "Chuya, Ah Che is very demanding."

Um?When did I ask him too much?

Zhongyuan Zhong also followed up with strides: "Is there any price to pay for raising Suzuki Che?"

"Well, not much, probably just a good morning kiss in the morning, a bubble bath at noon, and a massage at night."

?

Where is the good morning kiss, it is obviously that every morning when the bandage is put on, I have to bite my teeth to tighten it.It's a normal daily life, how come his mouth becomes so lustful.Even if you can't let me go because of "disqualification in the world", you should find some normal reasons.

Nakahara also made a "cut" here, knowing that this was Osamu Dazai's nonsense excuse, and he wanted to say something more, when he suddenly heard two consecutive "split" and "turkey" coming from the direction of the big screen in the bowling alley.

The technical ball fell three times in a row, there are masters in this game.

All eyes were drawn to the past.

There were two people standing beside the two boardwalks, one was Koyo Ozaki, and the other was...Alice.

It was the first time I saw Koyo Ozaki wearing clothes other than a kimono. She was wearing a black suit today, with high heels on her feet and black gloves on her hands, which was a bit more dignified than her kimono.

Alice changed herself into a white T-shirt and put on overalls, which made it easier to exercise.

These two people took turns hitting all-out combos.

"Ah, Alice-chan is really amazing!" Mori Ogai clasped his hands together in front of his chest, only Alice in his eyes.He drank a little too much today, but luckily the arena is full of cadres and a few main officials, and they are used to their leaders like this, so it is not surprising.

When Alice heard Mori Ogai say this, she turned around and put her hands on her hips: "What, it's not that you are too weak, Rintaro, you have to let me play to save face for you."

"High game!"

Koyo Ozaki hit the highest score on the fairway.

Alice turned her head away, her face full of reluctance to admit defeat.

"One more time!" she said.

It's bustling with laughter and laughter.I noticed low pressure air gathering on the other side of the bowling alley.

Osamu Dazai was walking in that direction, and I saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa standing there alone.

Then, I glanced at the scoreboard.

- 0.

How pitiful, didn't you hit a ball?

Sensing Osamu Dazai's approach, Akutagawa Ryunosuke lowered his head and bit his lip, clenched his hands tightly.

"Mr. Dazai, give me some time, and I will definitely be able to hit three consecutive strikes!"

It turned out that he cared about Osamu Dazai's evaluation. I just saw his gloomy face like a thunderstorm, and I thought he was going to use Rashomon to break all the pins.

Suddenly there was a hand on his shoulder, it was Osamu Dazai's hand.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked up in surprise, only to see Dazai Osamu said with a smile on his face, "Don't be so nervous Akutagawa, today is a rest day, a day for everyone to have fun and relax."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes shone brightly: "Mr. Dazai..."

"So, you can go back if you hit all hits today." Dazai Osamu was still smiling.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

Well, I'm so relieved that I found someone worse than me.

After the event, they went shopping in the business district, and then went to the izakaya for a few drinks, and it was already late when they left the venue.

"Ah, I don't know when the next group building will be. I'm really looking forward to it." On the way home, Osamu Dazai said while stretching.

I sigh. "Dazai Osamu, do you remember what day is tomorrow?"

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

Tomorrow is the 15th, bastard!You want to take me to Hokkaido!

If this guy forgets I'll strangle him, right away, right away.

Then I heard him chuckle.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." He touched me wrapped around his right arm, "Of course I remember, Ache."

I was moved for a while.

"Tomorrow is the day when Dafu Biscuits are on sale with a [-]% discount. I've waited for a long time and finally it's here!"

……

You still piss me off :)