I've been washing my hands for many years

The world after my death is very magical, so magical that after I was resurrected, I felt that I went to the wrong set.

All the houses on the street belong to the Qianshou family, and Qianshou Real Estate owns the most land in the Land of Fire.Uchiha became the largest arms dealer, and it is said that they also sell fireworks part-time.From time to time, I can still see a few Baiyan massage parlors on the street.

"Didn't I really go to the wrong set?" I turned my head and asked Orochimaru who showed me around.

"No, this is Konoha, the Konoha established by Senju Hashima and Uchiha Madara." The guy smiled, and before I was stunned for a long time, he told me that the next place to visit was the Valley of the End.

I think I need Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is, this meme is too old, I don't want to answer it.

I'm so stupid, really.I only know that the efforts of myself and Tomona will transform the entire ninja world.I didn't know this day would come so early, the world was fast forwarded before my contemporaries were even dead.

I had planned to be later, but now I should be thankful that someone still remembers me.At this point, I want to thank Orochimaru. Although the way it came out is different from the dirt reincarnation I imagined, I still want to thank him for digging my grave.

"You're more famous than you think you are."

Orochimaru told me so, I didn't believe it at first, until I saw a copy of "How to Become Hokage" in his laboratory.Well, it's the one with the author's name on it.

My first feeling about this was that Feijian didn't ban my book. After flipping through a few pages, my second feeling was, Feijian, you actually changed my book without my consent!

This guy is definitely conspiring. He didn't come to give me advice when I finished writing the book before I was alive, but waited for me to die to make random changes.It's bullying that I can't jump up from the grave and beat people!

Orochimaru has also read this book. When I asked him with the book, he said to me: "Everyone in Konoha has a copy of your book."

I cover my face.

He also specifically told me that when the fourth generation was elected, he also thanked me for my death, saying that if it weren't for my book, he would never be able to become Hokage.

I resented deeply: "Didn't you also read this book, why didn't you become Hokage?"

Orochimaru thought for a while: "Probably because I don't have a Uchiha friend like what you said in your book."

One of Naruto's four major requirements-to have a friend named Uchiha.

This passage has not been changed!

I decided to push this shameful black history to Higama, and told Orochimaru that the version they handed down was a tampered version by Higama, and I never said some of the above words.

Then Orochimaru told me: "I know, I brought back your original work when I was digging your tomb, because it is a book with commemorative value, I sent it to the Konoha Museum after reading it once."

O my shame!

Forget it, don't care about it.I was resurrected in this laboratory, not in the way I imagined, but after Orochimaru dug the grave and cloned me with the DNA extracted from my corpse.As for whether the cloned me is the original me, this is an academic issue, and I don't want to discuss it for the time being.

I'm a clone, but I don't lack any memory, and I have a very healthy body compared to the past, and I'm happy with that.

"How do you know if your current memory is a real memory?" Orochimaru said this during my brain examination.

Hiss, a little scary.

But this is just a joke.The current one can be regarded as an antique of Konoha. Although it has no practical effect, it has a huge symbolic effect.

It didn't take long for me to realize my status. It was almost like I went to a bookstore once and saw the bookshelves full of biographies or scribbled or jokingly written.Then I was taken by Orochimaru to Konoha School to give a campus speech to the teachers and students of the whole school.

Physically and mentally exhausted!

I really couldn't resist the enthusiastic teachers and students, so I had to run back to Orochimaru's laboratory in despair.To be honest, let me live this kind of life, it is better to let me soak in the nutrition warehouse of Dashewan.

I really don't understand what Tokaima did after I died to lead to this situation.Could it be that he finally thought of my kindness, like Hashirama learned to become a gay friend?

It was so scary, I had to go out and hide.

Orochimaru gave me a few suggestions.

One is to go to Tsunade's house to hide. A few days ago, Miss Tsunade announced that she would not inherit the family business, and left the huge Senju real estate to her younger brother Naoki, and joined hands with her lover Kato to break up several hospital chains.

I went there for a few days, and I really couldn't stand Tsunade's constant addressing and the occasional behavior of throwing dog food.So Tsunade sent me to the current fourth Namikaze Minato.

He also has a child named Naruto.To be honest, it was the first time I saw a person with a strong genetic gene that could defeat Uzumaki Senshou, who obviously had a Uzumaki mother, but gave birth to a blond son, no wonder Minato became Hokage.

I don't hate children, especially Naruto is not an annoying child.Blonde hair and blue eyes, like a large golden hair.Naruto is a passionate character that can melt even the sun, so that he is so enthusiastic that his classmate Uchiha Sasuke has always hated him.

The little child drooped his face, and sat on the swing with me and pointed fingers: "But the book says that you can only become Hokage if you have a Uchiha friend. Dad also became Hokage because he is a good friend with Uncle Fugaku."

I rubbed his golden hair and gave him some advice: "Uchiha likes sweets, so if you treat him to three-color balls on the way home, he won't hate you."

As a result, the next day, Naruto went out with the pocket money he had saved for half a year, determined to attack Sasuke with three-color balls, but when he came back, he was crying with tears and snot.

"Sasuke was picked up by his brother, woohoo." Naruto looked at me tearfully.

Naruto's first plan failed.

I reassured him that it's okay, with the experience of Hashirama and Madara back then, how could it be impossible to help Naruto conquer a Uchiha!I gave Naruto a detailed strategy plan.

Xiao Naruto's ambition is slowly, but I can't go to the live to watch the live broadcast, because Orochimaru came to the door.

"There might be something to do."

This is the reason for resurrecting me, because the moon hanging above my head will fall at any time, and the whole ninja world will have to be played.So this group of newcomers is very competitive. They want to pick the moon off by themselves before the moon falls.

I said, why is it this time to revive me!You must know that your ancestors were all working for me at that time. I didn't expect that I would also work for Konoha one day.

I had a headache: "Why didn't you summon Hashirama Higama first, I'm not professional."

Orochimaru spread his hands: "The decision to legalize the reincarnation of the filthy soil has not yet been made in the village, so we can only resurrect you first."

Orochimaru, this man with a villainous face is so law-abiding!

But it was useless, probably because of his natural villain face, the village arranged for him to go out to be a rebel, and even thought of an excuse, the fourth generation failed in the election, resentment, wounded the third generation and defected.

I thought about it, I was still a child in my memory, and when I woke up again, I became the third generation with a wrinkled face.

"Did you really hit your master?"

"No, I was beaten by him."

There is a reason for the third generation to beat the apprentice. It is said that Orochimaru dug my tomb without getting approval. If it hadn't been discovered in time, it might have dug the tomb next to it.

Speaking of this matter, Orochimaru still has a rogue face: "Obviously the choice I made was the most correct, but geniuses are always misunderstood."

How should I explain to him that there is a thin line between a genius and a madman?

This kind of thing has to be done by a professional, such as Tobuma.So I proposed to Orochimaru that I need some companions to accompany me to face this situation.

Orochimaru said that there was nothing he could do about it: "I was discovered when digging your tomb, and now Konoha's cemetery is a key protection object."

I blinked: "Have all my funeral objects been brought out?"

Orochimaru was puzzled.

"Go and look through, there will be surprises."

I have researched the reincarnation of the dirty soil, am I not prepared?I have already stored the cells in the door, and when I am resurrected, I will pull him out to accompany me.

Orochimaru's eyes lit up, and he went.

No matter what the legalization process, Orochimaru has become a traitor and forbearance!So the next day he brought me a Dirty Soil Reincarnation version of the title room, and by the way, he even bought one and got one free.Um, when I kept one hand, I thought it would be okay to have a few more people, so that I could gather a mahjong table when I was resurrected, so I brought Hashirama, Madara, and Quanna with me.

The three were relatively silent for a while, and I turned to Orochimaru and said, "Why don't you call Madara and Quanna out to play?"

Orochimaru rejected my request, saying that the laboratory could not support more people.

Obviously, the reincarnation of the dirty earth doesn't need to eat, he just wants to watch a play!

Only the living need to eat. Originally, I was a dead person to them, but now the dead have become them.How to say, the mood is a little delicate.I picked up the rice bowl, and two people who didn't need to eat sat in front of me. Can I still eat this meal?

Well, let me think about what to say to the two people in front of me first.

I haven't opened my mouth yet, and I opened my mouth first.

The first sentence is: "Oshemaru told us everything."

The second sentence is: "I didn't want to resurrect you."

In the end, he sighed: "If I had known that those regulations that were listed back then were useless, I should have set you on fire."

I was so scared that the chopsticks in my hand dropped.If I knew that Togama had the idea of ​​burning me before I died, I would send the body out of Konoha no matter how troublesome it is.It shouldn't be buried on the spot for the convenience of later robbers!

Fortunately, I was resurrected relatively early, and there was no chance of destroying the corpse.

So what's next?I don't know what to say to my old friends. After all, the passage of time during my death is a matter of closing and opening my eyes. What I want to say to them has long been written in the suicide note, and there is really nothing to say now. up.