I've been washing my hands for many years

I've never seen such an unprofessional detective agency!

See you now.

Although I know that once any organization is prefixed with "armed", that organization will never simply engage in its own business.

"Actually, we occasionally do detective business." Kunikida tried to explain.

But this is not convincing. In a week I witnessed, I witnessed them, protecting important government personnel, solving dangerous elements, and defusing bombs.But I just haven't done a serious detective industry.

"That's because I haven't encountered a job that requires Ranpo-sama. When that time comes, Ranpo-sama will definitely let you see it." Ranpo sat on the sofa and ate the snacks that Kunikida had brought.

Kunikida explained to me from the side that the detective agency was established on the basis of the famous detective Uranpo.I have never doubted this point. Although he looks a little childish on weekdays, Luanbu's mind is indeed top-notch.

Kunikida came here today because he wanted to introduce two new members to me. He also said that one of them hadn’t come back yesterday, so he could only introduce the other one to me first.

When Dun saw me, his first reaction was to cover his face, and his second reaction was to remember his mission and pretend he didn't know me.

I went over to greet him enthusiastically.Sometimes it's foolish to try to hide a fact that has already happened.

Kunikida was a little surprised, but Ranpo took a glance in this direction before continuing to eat his snacks.

"I met Dun in the orphanage before, but he said a long time ago that he had found a job. I didn't expect to change his job now." I sat next to Luanbu and took a box of snacks from his side pudding.

Under the gaze of several people, Dun scratched his head, and his tone was a little subtle: "Mr. Dazai insisted on dragging me to change jobs together, saying that the treatment here will be better."

Kunikida suddenly realized, and patted Atsushi on the shoulder with some sympathy: "It turned out that he fell in love with that guy."

I also mourned for Aunt in my heart for three seconds, and by the way, I brought a copy of the poor Akutagawa. People like Osamu Dazai are really too easy to become the shadow of a child who is not deeply involved in the world.

I thought Kunikida just called me here this time to introduce me to new people, but they seem to have other things to do.

Ranbu put on his glasses, and his eyes showed a different look: "This time, I will let you see how powerful a famous detective is."

I was called in to get them a ticket.

The burglary of a rich man's jewels for display doesn't appeal to me with the old headlines of a newspaper, but an unsolved case is great fun for a detective.Although I think the purpose of this time is more to prove to me that Armed Detective Agency is actually a detective agency.

Generally speaking, it is not the turn of an ordinary high school student to participate in jewelry exhibitions of well-known rich people, but the strange thing is that the head of the club I joined has a rich family and happens to know a classmate named Suzuki in the next class. The well-known rich man was named Suzuki.

"Is this also based on random deduction?" I called the president of Qing Cross, and there was a lot of help there. It was the first time that the Qing Cross Strange Detective Team went out to work.

Kunikida nodded, and adjusted his glasses in a carefree manner.

In fact, this is not the first time that the Suzuki family lost precious exhibits, but because of the family's financial resources, most of the times they were able to save themselves from danger with the help of the police and the reasoning of famous detectives from all walks of life.

It stands to reason that there will be no accidents this time, but under the huge reward, the lost gems are still missing this time.

I don't know exactly which link went wrong, but Suzuki-san in the next class was quite excited, and took her good friend Mori-san to guess whether Kaitou Kidd did it all.Obviously, Miss Suzuki would rather have a romantic encounter with the mysterious Mr. Phantom Thief than expensive gems.

As a phantom thief porter, I didn't say anything. I don't want to be a killer who murders girls' hearts. Such things need professional talents to do.

Ranpo is such a talent, he made a high-profile speech in front of a group of famous detectives.

"What kind of idiot would suspect a phantom thief without any evidence?"

It's like a drop of water splashed into a boiling oil pan, which immediately achieves the effect of frying the pan.The provocative Mr. Detective obviously couldn't bear the stimulation, clamoring to produce evidence at random steps.

If it was so easy to compromise, then it wouldn't be a random step, he raised his head arrogantly: "The guy who is so simple and doesn't even know is not qualified to be a detective."

In the chaos, a little boy in a blue suit squeezed out: "Then explain it to us, detective!"

For Ranpo's personality, it's useless to be provocative or intimidating, the most effective way is to compliment him.I tried this trick and it was very useful, so this time the little boy also succeeded.

But I don't have time to listen to Ranpo's speech. I am really interested in a wonderful reasoning, but the premise is that I don't know the ending.It's like being spoiled when you watch a TV show. Even if the plot behind it is still exciting, you will find it boring if you already know the ending.

I picked up the neglected white scarf in the corner, said hello to Kunikida and left.In fact, I have more than one appointment with Butei today, another guest had an earlier appointment with me.But I didn't want to miss out on anything meaningful, so I staggered the dates so I could go to both appointments.

I don't like working too much, but after doing so much work I've learned that it's easier to be successful with an efficient routine than by maintaining my energy-efficient routine.

As a result, at certain moments, I will not be stingy with my brain cells when it is time to use strategies, but in some situations where my brain is useless, I prefer to get straight to the point.

That's why I have Rashomon holding my throat right now.

I flipped Mori Ogai's table because he tried to play around with me, but I didn't want to continue Tai Chi with him, instead of wasting time with him, I chose a more direct way.

I lifted the table in front of Senou, where there were all kinds of desserts, but now those exquisite desserts can only roll on the ground covered with mud, one of the cream cakes did not fall on the ground, because of the angle For some reason, it hit Mori Ogai in the face impartially.

Mori Ogai probably didn't expect that I would do something completely inconsistent with my appearance, so his humanoid ability Alice couldn't even help him avoid this award.

I attacked the leader of the gangsters. As a vicious dog of the gangsters, Akutagawa-kun who came with Mori Ogai would naturally not make it easy for me.The moment Mori Ogai won the lottery, Rashomon's sharp blade was held against my throat, and the beast transformed from the hem of my clothes would devour me as long as the master gave an order.

Mori Ogai, whose face was still covered with cream, couldn't see his expression clearly for the time being, but Alice smiled happily, and put some cream in her mouth: "It's the first time anyone dared to do this in front of Rintaro."

I have no expression on my face, and I don't know if Akutagawa deliberately retaliated against me for giving him homework. I used extraordinarily strong strength. I have no doubt that as long as Mori Ogai gives the order, I will be stabbed through the neck in the next second. He will not take into account that I used to be his teacher.

"Akutagawa-kun, let go of our important guest." Mori Ogai took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and carefully wiped off the cream on his face.

Use the gentlest tone, speak the kindest words, but the expression is not as indifferent as it appears, that is the expression of wanting to kill me immediately.

He dismissed the surrounding bodyguards, including Akutagawa, and now there are only three people in the room, if Alice counts.

"Guest, do you know how many people have acted presumptuously in front of me?" Mori Ogai raised a smile at the corner of his mouth, and bent his brows stiffly.

This is not a question that I need to answer. Mori Ogai fiddled with his fingers and seemed to be calculating: "Including your words, the total is 78, and I made them pay the price for the first 77. Guest, you want to know how I retaliated Is it theirs?"

His index finger rested between my eyebrows, as if he was holding a wooden warehouse that could take my life at any time.

I said, "I'm not interested in things that don't concern me."

boom!

Accompanied by the sound, Mori Ogai fired a bullet while holding the wooden bin with his other hand.

I blinked my eyes, madman, I rated Mori Ogai in my heart.

So I asked again: "For our cooperation, if Chief Sen is not interested, I can find someone else. Anyway, as long as the funds are in place, anyone can do things for us."

There are not many lunatics in this world, but as long as being a lunatic can do everything, I would already be insane.

I'm not crazy, but I like crazy people, they are often full of emotions, although it is not a meal for me, it is also a delicious little dessert.

I carried the suitcase and walked out the door step by step.

I admit I gamble, but another crazy gambler won't let me lose.

"Wait for the guests, I think we can discuss the distribution."

When I turned around, Mori Ogai had already put on a serious expression of dealing with business.

You see, I won the bet!

The deal was a happy one, and we both got what we wanted.

When leaving, Mori Ogai asked me: "Is an existence like you considered human?"

"maybe."

Does it matter if it's human?I just need to know what I'm going to do and get it done.

It feels good to spend money, especially someone else's money.In a happy mood, I generously bought a double portion on the way to buy snacks for Yumeno Kusaku.

"Did Yumeno come home yet?" I brought back some snacks, and only Yato was watching TV.

Yetou scratched his neck, the lack of a scarf made him a little uncomfortable: "The one who just went out may come back later."

I threw the white scarf to him: "Is it still five yuan this time?"

"Yes, my fate."

It's a strange attachment, but gods seem to be like this, so I'm relieved.

The author has something to say: the more you eat, the stronger Tanaka will be, but the side effect is that the divinity will become stronger.There will be less and less of Tanaka's side.

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I'm here to update!Going home after the exam, this time it will take a long time on the road.