I've been washing my hands for many years

Osamu Dazai threatened me.

I'll just pretend he's drunk and talking nonsense.

What else can you do if you don't?Anyway, I'm so annoying recently that I don't want to talk to him.

The root of my irritability lies in a big cat. When I went to the orphanage to pick up leaks, he quietly squatted in the bushes and peeked at me.Then I picked up a stone and threw it at it. I didn't want to hit it, but he ran out in a panic and hit the stone.

Can I say that he touched porcelain first?

The big cat that was hit by the stone looked at me pitifully, as if asking me to give him an explanation.I didn't pay attention to him, although he was indeed a part of the plan, but Fei Jia didn't assign him to me, so naturally I wouldn't do the work myself.

I couldn't bear it, and he kept following me.

I sighed: "What do you want to do?"

A boy named Atsushi Nakajima stood in front of me: "I can't let you go."

I looked at him fixedly: "Then how are you going to stop me?"

The boy looked fearless: "I will call the dean."

I tilted my head: "But you will be scolded by the dean if you sneak out?"

Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a moment, swallowed: "Even if you are scolded, I can't let you just steal something and leave."

Steal something?

I raised the bag in my hand: "Do you know what this is?"

He shook his head.

I threw the bag over, Nakajima Atsushi opened the bag in a daze, saw what was inside, and threw the bag away with a scream.

I picked up the dirt on it and shook it: "Even if this is the case, do you have to call someone?"

The boy in front of him trembled violently, but still nodded stubbornly.

I rubbed between my brows, a little helpless: "You can't call someone, don't you think it's too quiet here? There has been such a big commotion, but no one came to see."

Following my guidance, Atsushi Nakajima's complexion gradually turned sour: "Everyone, could it be that you..." Before he could say the last two words, he tightly covered his mouth, for fear of making someone Tell a terrible fact.

That way you won't dare to catch up, right?I thought so and wanted to leave, but before I had gone far, the boy chased after me.

I don't understand: "This should be a good thing for you, right? That way you won't be bullied, and they haven't treated you well anyway."

"It's different." Atsushi Nakajima looked at me blankly, "They are not good people, so you are definitely a bad person. I will send you to the police station."

I actually quite like a kind and brave boy, as long as he doesn't get in my way back to sleep.In the end, I settled this matter in this way, first put the person down, and then call Gogol to ask him to come and pick him up.

There are already many strange residents in my house, and there is no room to add another person.Besides, the community does not even allow large dogs, so how can I raise a big cat?

It's not safe!

Originally thought that after sending the cat away, there would be no encounters.Then it didn't take long for me to sign for this cat that was given away.

The courier, Mr. Gogol, told me happily: "This child is very conscious and wants to join our big family. Fei Jia thinks that the world is almost the same these days, so let me send him here, and maybe it can start to work. Woolen cloth."

Thanks!The only function is to let me add a person's food expenses.Families that were not well-to-do are now even worse.

I cried.

Atsushi Nakajima is a good boy, the first thing he did when he came here was to apologize to me seriously: "I misunderstood you that day, I have already learned from other people that this is a great organization, next I will I will also become a member of the organization and contribute to world peace!"

very good!It seems to be completely brainwashed.

But even so, I really can't raise another cat, the most important thing is that this cat can't be rua!

I refuse to have a cat that can't be rua, so I'm going to give him away.

Armed detective agency?No, there are Luanbu and black mud monsters there, I'm afraid they can't even get in the door.Port Mafia?Their leader is also difficult to deal with, and there is a good chance that I won't even have a cat hair left.

After much deliberation, I had no choice but to send Atsushi Nakajima to the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

As a senior, I think it is necessary to take care of the younger generation. I set him a few layers of buffs and told him: "It's not important whether you can get information, the important thing is not to be discovered." Anyway, I just want to save some food expenses .

Atsushi Nakajima asked me very seriously: "Then how can I sneak in without being discovered?"

I thought about my impression of that organization, and said in a serious tone, "You should work more overtime, as long as you work overtime enough, they will definitely think you are a partner."

I am a reliable senior.Relying on what I taught him, it didn't take long for Atsushi Nakajima to get on good terms with his "new colleagues".Although I think most of it is because he wakes up early and brings everyone breakfast.

From time to time, Atsushi Nakajima will contact me to report the undercover situation.

"I have successfully entered, what should I do next?"

Me: "Hold on."

"My colleagues trust me, and I have the confidence to pass on the intelligence."

Me: "Hold on."

"My boss appreciates my enthusiasm for working overtime, so he promoted me two levels and directly transferred to him. I can grasp more information."

This time I was stunned for a moment: "Does your boss work more overtime than you?"

"I've never seen him off work. Any questions?"

Me: "...No problem, keep going."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence.

When I contacted Atsushi Nakajima again, he had super-evolved!

At that time, I was taking Akutagawa out to buy the new Queen's Gakuan. I had just picked up a book and wanted to look back for Akutagawa, when I saw a row of bookshelves being swallowed by Rashomon.

Then Nakajima Atsushi and Dazai appeared in front of us behind the bookshelf.

I:"???"

what's the situation?How did they get together?

Before I had time to think about it, Dazai on the opposite side started to attack wildly.

"Isn't this Akutagawa? Let me introduce you. This is my new subordinate, who is a hundred times easier to use than you."

have to!With these words, Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima will not die today.

The black and red monster was entangled with the half-tiger boy, and the instigator of all this was leaning against the wall and winking at me.

What should I do as an ordinary person at this time?First find a safe place, and then call Nakahara Chuya, the only one who can save me.

The gravel in the sky flew randomly, and I hid in the corner and described the situation here to Zhongyuan Zhong on the phone.And Dazai Osamu sat leisurely on the rest seat on the other side, despite the splash of gravel, none of them hit him.

Zhongyuan Zhong also seemed to have heard the movement here, and his tone was a little excited: "What are you going to do? How do you feel that you are demolishing the house?"

I saw two people who were beating in the dark next to them, and it was no different from demolishing a house.

I told Chuya Nakahara: "Akutagawa just knocked the bookshelf away, and the owner of the bookstore hid under the table and called the police."

There was silence for a while.

"Are you safe? Before I arrive, find a safe place to hide and don't get hurt."

After hanging up the phone, I estimated in my heart when Zhongya Chuya would come over, and Atsushi over there was basically beaten by Akutagawa.Experience and skills were all lost to Akutagawa, not to mention having a teammate like Osamu Dazai who gave the opponent a wild state.

It's a little pathetic.

I looked at Dun who was beaten for no reason, and I mourned for him in my heart.Hold on a little longer, the savior is coming soon.

I thought it was better to wait anyway, sitting and waiting was more comfortable than standing, not to mention that the most dangerous place is the safest place, so I simply sat down next to Osamu Dazai.

"Who do you think will win?" Osamu Dazai straightened the bandages on his hands, then turned his head to look at me.

As far as personal strength is concerned, there is no doubt that Akutagawa will win, but considering other factors, I am not interested in winning or losing, so I simply ignore him.

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai said to himself: "I am very optimistic about Atsushi's strength, but if you are not careful, you will easily die in the hands of Akutagawa."

I still didn't make a sound, and watched the battle over there silently.

Atsushi, who was being pressed and beaten, suddenly strengthened his tiger transformation and sent Akutagawa flying, but this strengthening was useless. After reacting, the sharp blade transformed by Akutagawa Rashomon pierced Atsushi's chest straight, and there were a few drops of blood splashed out. sprinkled on my face.

Osamu Dazai beside him still maintained a smile: "This injury is a bit serious, maybe he will die on the spot."

fraud.I say this in my heart.Even though the fingers were still trembling slightly one second before the injury was about to happen, the deceiving expression could still be maintained so naturally.

But it should be over.

I caught a glimpse of a figure running over at high speed, and with a little momentum I lowered my figure, just in front of Osamu Dazai, and told Akutagawa: "Don't continue."

Akutagawa naturally wouldn't listen to me, and the sharp blade that was still dripping with blood almost touched me, but was blocked at the last moment.

The person who came was wearing a red light that symbolized supernatural powers, and kicked Akutagawa, who had lost his mind, at a critical moment.

"You'd better go back and write me a qualified review." Nakahara Chuya stepped on Akutagawa's neck, causing Akutagawa to cough violently.

"Too, Mr. Dazai." Akutagawa got up weakly and raised his hand in my direction.

The strongest combination of Hong Kong and black after two years of absence - Shuanghei meets again, and I am not comfortable being caught in the middle.

Having achieved his goal, Osamu Dazai helped Atsushi up without haste, and the pierced wound on his chest was basically healed due to the supernatural power.

Osamu Dazai's sloppy tone made Nakahara Chuya gnash his teeth even more: "If you want to know anything, ask other witnesses. My new subordinate is injured, and I have to take him for treatment."

Osamu Dazai left very simply, and Nakahara couldn't catch up. As I said before, the boss hid under the table and called the police, and now the police are here.

No matter how unwilling he is at this time, Zhong Yuanzhong can only clenched his fists and give up, helping Akutagawa to leave.

The place where his eyes touched me became complicated, and he said: "Leave with me first, and I will tell you all about the specific situation."

I sighed inwardly and said, "Okay."