I've been washing my hands for many years

This is a world of gods.

Although that guy looks a bit miserable, but he is really a god... so be it.

"You make it sound like you are a serious god. You say that I am not like a god. The one who is not like you is you." The Fat House Happy Water has taken over my sofa.

shut up!That's how I managed to win from Ranpo!

Although I don't want to admit it, the slovenly man in front of me, wearing a tasteless tracksuit and a tattered white scarf, is really a god.

"Compared to you, a god who has no shrine, no enshrinement, and no believers, I am indeed a serious god."

Yato, who had suffered three fatal blows, collapsed on the sofa exaggeratedly, gave me a hard look, then got up quickly, and poured half a bottle of Fat House Happy Water to vent his anger.

My Coke-1

"I haven't seen you in hundreds of years, but your character is still so bad." Ye Dou curled his lips, lying on the sofa like an old man.

I've known him for a long time, but that doesn't mean I want to meet him.It's like a poor relative who comes to you every day to beat the autumn wind.

As for how this poor relative found me, it all started last night.

I don't know when the school I attended started to spread strange rumors on campus. Although I am a god, most of the time I don't believe in these things.

It's not that I don't believe in the existence of ghosts, but that the hell ghosts who manage these things are a workaholic who works very rigorously and rarely makes mistakes.Because of his existence, even if there was a ghost somewhere, it would be quickly extinguished before this matter spread.

Most of the remaining rumors on campus are scientific phenomena that can be explained, or pure rumors.

But the curiosity of children is terrible, even if there is such an existence as zero, it will not be able to withstand the instigation.The most important thing is that he is a little uncomfortable with this kind of thing. Under his strong request, I can only go with him.

Of course, I’m not the only one who came to watch the spooky tales together. A society called Qing Cross Strange Detective Group is the main force of this event.

The head of the group, Qingshi Qingji, is a very characteristic person. He clearly wants to find the monsters, but he turns a blind eye to the monsters around him.

Obviously, the characteristic of the slippery ghost is nothingness, and his parents and grandparents made good use of this to hide in the crowd.Is he serious about his flawed acting skills?I am very worried about the education of the slippery generation.

In addition, it is obviously impossible for ghosts to appear on a large scale, so many ghosts appeared tonight.

The location of the expedition is the old school building, and the target is the seven wonders of the campus.Before departure, the head of the group seemed to be fully prepared, but they died before leaving the school. As soon as they entered the school building, they were crushed by the collapsed planks and passed out.

"Why don't we go back and call for someone to carry them home?" Ling grabbed my arm and his legs were trembling. This kid has had enough scares today. I suspect that if I pull my hand away, he might not be able to stand still. up.

The successor of the new generation Nuliang Group proposed: "Why don't you go back, and I'll go in and have a look."

Although the way of covering up is too immature at a young age, he is unexpectedly very responsible. He sent his subordinates to guard the place where he fainted, and his subordinates followed us all the way. Are you going to single out the boss?I slightly reversed my views on this junior.

However, the existence of Xuenv and strange news is not professionally appropriate. Although she has tried her best, we are still involved in this strange night tour of the campus.

"What should I do?" Because of the ghost hitting the wall, Zero and I have been wandering in place for a long time.

I can take him out, but the only intersection is now blocked by the scene of the battle between Lu Xiong and Yiwen.

"Let's find a place to hide first." Lingbing hurriedly went to the doctor, and directly found a direction and dragged me to run over.

etc!There is……

Running in that direction, it was the women's bathroom in the old school building. Zero probably ignored the sign because he was too flustered, and opened the door.

"Yo, hello!" The boy in the old school uniform grinned at us.

boom!

Zero slammed the door shut, and looked back at me stiffly: "We just... read it wrong... right?"

I pointed out expressionlessly: "How could it be possible for two people to see it wrong together?"

"Then let's watch it again?" Zero swallowed, and opened the door tremblingly.

This time there was nothing behind the door.

Zero patted himself with lingering fear: "I just said, how could there be ghosts, they are all unexplained scientific phenomena."

"there is."

"I said no."

"Here it is."

"I've said it all..." Zero was stunned suddenly, and asked me stiffly: "Were you talking just now?"

I shook my head.

"Who is that talking?"

"It's me!" The boy floating in the air happily introduced, "The seventh of the seven wonders on campus - Hanako in the toilet!"

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Before I could say a word, the little friend who came with me fainted from fright.

"Ha, is he okay?" The strange news named Hanako floated down and grinned at me.

I poked Zero's face, but still didn't wake up.I looked at the culprit: "Can you call someone, I may not be able to lift him up."

"Ah?" Hanako tilted her head towards me, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

I shook my head: "It stands to reason that you should be afraid of me."

Hanako circled around me a few times, pinched her chin and took a good look: "Is that so, are you a fairy?"

"Do you know me?" No way?The time should not be right, I have no memory of seeing him.

"No, it's also the first time I've seen you." He rubbed his chin, "But I've seen another god before this, and your aura is a bit similar."

another?I suddenly had a bad feeling.

Huazi said to herself: "I'll call him over now, maybe you two are old acquaintances." As he spoke, he dialed the phone.

"Well, it's the same this time, please." Hanako communicated with the opposite party in a familiar tone.

I didn't turn on the loudspeaker, and I could vaguely hear the answering sound from the other side.

Um?Can ghosts use phones now?Also, what does that note mean?Cleaning workers?Speaking of which, the voice was a bit familiar just now, so who is it?

Before I could slowly count the gods I knew in my head, a familiar voice came from outside the door.

"Your wish, Yato-sama, I agree!"

The door opened slowly, and I met those blue eyes.

The scene was awkward for a while.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have other things to do, and I entrusted them to do it tomorrow." I watched the guy who had embarrassed the gods want to escape.

Huazi stopped him: "What, you really know each other. If you don't catch up with your friends, then you will finish today's work, and I have already paid for it."

In order not to lose the important benefactor, that guy actually rolled up his sleeves and started cleaning the toilet.

Was it really a cleaning worker?I covered my face, ashamed of this guy who smeared the name of God.

"What kind of expression do you have, Mr. Yato, of course I didn't work for this brat for wages, but I just lacked a suitable artifact recently." After cleaning, Yato threw the mop hard.

Me: "Oh, is that so? You can also work for free."

"I want to live too!"

"Oh yeah."

Yeto blushed, "You can think whatever you want."

Hanako on the side laughed out loud, causing Yeto to become angry from embarrassment: "What kind of eyes do you have? You don't want to be a magic weapon in this talk, do you? Let me tell you, this guy is not an ordinary god. You are the one who is better off!"

Hanako looked over with doubts on her face.Also, I haven't been able to do anything yet, and he naturally doesn't know what Yato means.

I still maintain a shallow smile.Yato is right, I am different from the gods who need to believe in, the food I like is too strong emotions, which is commonly known as obsession.

As far as people are concerned, emotions can be continuously produced. Even if they are sucked dry by me, they will only temporarily not care so much about the things they are obsessed with.But it’s different for ghosts. They can exist in this world, but they rely on too much obsession and resentment.

Well, I still have an artifact like this, a relatively stupid knife master, but he should still be sleeping now, so I'd better not bother him.

"I'm the one who's having a hard time? What do you mean?" Hanako-kun asked without understanding.

Yato snorted coldly, but then glanced at me secretly: "What good can a god do to a ghost like you, it's fine if you don't send you to hell. Not every god is as kind and amiable as Master Yato. "

Leaving aside this matter for the time being, there are still wounded on my side, and the cunning ghosts outside should be finished by now.

Okay, it's decided, go back to sleep.

"Can you help me move him back?" I pointed to Zero To Yato on the ground.

Yeto hugged his chest and leaned against the wall, with a tugging look: "Why should I help you?"

"Five yuan." It seems that Hanako transferred the money back then.

"make a deal."

In fact, the relationship between me and Yato is not bad, it's just that we haven't seen him for a long time, he is different from the wandering god who takes money to do things in my impression.

As for me?

"You are still the same as before, you can use anything to achieve your goals." When we were alone, he said so.

Well, it's okay, I touched my face.

Yato thought it was too wasteful for me to live in a house by myself (god?), so he came to my house forcefully.It doesn't matter to me, there is a god with perfect housework ability to help me clean the house, I simply wish for it.

"No counter-offer for five yuan at a time!"

"It's okay, just deduct it from your rent."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-0417:41:32~2020-07-0516:58:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 1235; Tong Tong Tong Tong Tong 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 451228782 bottles; quiet 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!