I've been washing my hands for many years

I am a good doctor.

Unlike the pharmacist who taught me, I am a serious doctor, at least according to my patients.

But the cow ghost who is recuperating here doesn't think so.

"Why use your demon power to heal those human beings?" The bull ghost had long hair loose, his clothes were open, and several paper figurines were changing his medicine.

The bull ghost is a monster that was subdued after being defeated by Nuliang Huapiao, but Nuliang Huapiao just brought it back and didn't care about the follow-up. As a logistics, I contracted the treatment work.

I was lying on the couch reading a volume of medical skills, and listening to what he said, I got up lazily and said, "If monsters can't coexist with humans, they will disappear in history one day. It's better to get used to getting along with humans and blend in with humans." .”

The cow ghost is a monster that is hostile to humans. After I finished speaking, he fell into a long silence.

I didn't expect to change his opinion with just one sentence, but I just said to him: "Mei Ruo Wan, you scared my patient last time."

In our line of work, although we don't expect everyone to be sick, we still hope that all sick people will come to us. After all, doctors also have to pay for food, and I still pay the rent!Patients are the parents of food and clothing!

"Don't call me by that name." The bull ghost, who is a monster, resented that human name very much.

"But I asked Hua Piao, so this is your name. I can't call you a bull ghost in front of patients, can I?"

"Forget it, it's up to you." After changing the medicine, the bull ghost left straight away.He doesn't like to stay in the outer courtyard very much, if a patient comes, he will stay in the inner room.

Because I have good medical skills, I also got a bunch of paper models to help me, and said to the outside world that those paper models with human appearance are my apprentices.So no matter how many patients there are, I can keep busy, but if there are too many patients, I have to arrange them to go to the inner courtyard.In this way, the occasional bull ghost will frighten them.

I don’t know how many times I heard the screams from the inner courtyard, and I was no longer surprised. I inserted the last needle firmly into the patient’s flesh, and I got up and took the frightened unlucky ghost out. .

To be honest, the appearance of the cow ghost is not scary, but it's just that after being a monster for too long, there is always some inhuman temperament on his body, coupled with his serious expression and dark background, it's no wonder that these people are scared.

"How about you change into a woman's dress?" I suggested.

Niu Gui is a monster who is good at changing to confuse people's hearts, and the transformation of form is not difficult at all.When I was in Heian-kyo, I met a youkai who liked women's clothing, so I can give him some advice.

"It's not necessary to change the shape to consider the feelings of human beings." Niugui frowned, and couldn't resist my newly bought women's clothing.

"But because of you, I have a lot fewer patients."

"That's not necessary."

"I won't be able to pay the rent anytime soon." Seeing him loosen a little, I added, "Do you want to see Nulianggumi kicked out because they don't have the money to pay the rent?"

The bull ghost surrendered.

I squeezed the house deed in my hand, planning to talk about it later.

Speaking of which, I have seen several monsters who like women's clothing, and they can beat ordinary female monsters in women's clothing.What does the bull ghost look like after its sex change?Let me describe it to you for the time being, the long hair like crow feathers is loose, the bangs cover the right side of the face, and the remaining left eye seems to be covered with frost.All in all, a beauty!

I thought that a cold young lady would be better than a gloomy man, but within a few days, rumors of a female ghost spread again.

I:"……"

Forget it, at least it also attracted a group of explorers who wanted to see the beauty of the female ghost.One of them, surnamed Qingshijiu, tried to cause a slight injury in order to stay overnight with me, but he broke his leg.

Later, even the neighbor, Purgatory, came over to ask me if I encountered something unclean. He could help me watch the night and fix some things by the way.

I don't think this group of samurai is not doing their job properly. They are originally a ghost killing team, but the real opponents have disappeared for hundreds of years and have not appeared, so occasional part-time jobs are also okay.I often do this too, for example, I have a role as a Caster, and occasionally act as a Saber.

I swear I didn't mean to be seen practicing sword by Purgatory!It's just that one day when I saw him practicing swordsmanship, I suddenly wanted to try the technique, but I was obsessed.

The owls of the purgatory family are too enthusiastic. I am not very good at dealing with this type, and they are also particularly warrior-like. If one fails, the second or third will come to continue the challenge.Because of too many times, I was seen by Niugui several times, and then I saw him write a letter to Nuliang Huapiao, suggesting that I go to the front line.

"I'm a weak doctor." I sat on the porch with Niu Gui, watching a few little owls grind tofu for me. This is the punishment for failing the challenge.

Niu Gui, no, it should be Mei Ji, this is the name of his female form.Because too many people have come to the house recently, she can't continue to hide, and she says it's my family.

Mei Ji didn't even smile at all: "With your help, the general manager's wish to become the lord of demons and monsters will be realized faster."

"His wish will come true without me. So, Mei Ji, it's not good to be eager for quick success." I got up early today, and I planned to catch up on sleep after the owl's soybean milk was ground.

Mei Ji stood up suddenly: "Then you plan to stay here forever."

I yawned: "No, I plan to visit my relatives after a while."

Maggie left indifferently.Monsters go to visit their relatives?What a joke!Is it just because of cowardice and avoidance of war?

I probably know how Mei Ji scolded me in my heart, but I do have relatives here, and I never said I was a monster.

People and monsters in this world like to have preconceived ideas, and they are not willing to easily change their views.I know this very well, they always believe in their brains.

So gradually, people here stopped spreading the rumor that there are monsters in my residence, and they were attracted by another message.

People always like to gossip, whether it is the cold doctor and his secret wife, or the bean curd Xi Shi from the next door, they can attract them more than a haunted rumor.

By the way, the tofu Xi Shi from the house next door.

These days, I am very interested in food like tofu. This kind of soft, smooth, white and tender food is not only delicious, but most importantly, it is more convenient to eat.

It happened that the proprietress who sells tofu came to the house next door, and I was so happy that I could buy ingredients without going far.

Compared with Mei Ji's coldness, the proprietress next door is a gentle and caring woman. It is said that her husband died as soon as she got married, and then she came to a foreign land to make a living by selling tofu.

Well, the story is still inspirational, but it is a bit too templated. If I edit it, it will definitely be better.But I don't think it's his fault. After all, the time for education is limited as a person, and after becoming a ghost, he has been excluded all year round.

So what went wrong and let him slip out?

Now I give myself the name of King of Ghosts, and I have given up my surname Wumi when I was a human being. At this time, I am living next door to me as a woman selling tofu.

Maybe it was because I saw the same face, and I was not sure that I could live so long as a human being, so I decided to stay near me to inquire.In order to prevent being recognized by me, I simply changed into women's clothing.I hate to admit it, but it's really pretty.

I have a relatively high tolerance for beautiful women, and I can tolerate even the crumbs of the world a little bit.But the owls who recently lost their jobs because of the new tofu shih tzu have news for me.

The evil spirit seems to have appeared again.

The local bully at the head of the village was attacked by evil spirits when he was working at night, and the chickens and ducks raised by the widow of the village tail king seemed to have their necks bitten off by a large beast.The owls were a little excited to finally have the opportunity to return to their old jobs.

I'm a little confused, if there are a large number of evil spirits in the place where I live, will they attract the existence of exorcists, onmyojis and the like?You should know that the headquarters of the Nuragumi is here!

I was so annoyed that I went to Tofu Xishi's house to drink soy milk in the morning and didn't drink half a bowl.

People here know that Tofu Xishi was originally the wife of a wealthy family, and now she still retains some aristocratic habits through hard work.For example, because the skin is delicate and cannot be exposed to the sun, the villagers easily accepted this setting.It even caused a small group of young people of the right age to come and watch it.

The business of the tofu shop is very good. I was ridiculed just by looking at the proprietress too much.

"Doctor, are you interested in the proprietress?"

"But the doctor's family already has a wife."

"But the proprietress seems to be interested in the doctor, and she looks affectionately when she looks over."

I don't think that is called affectionate eyebrows, but a strong appetite.Because the Purgatory has recently started patrolling, he probably hasn't eaten a few meals.

In order to prevent my residence from being focused by onmyojis, I decided to take some measures.

Why are people afraid of evil spirits?It should be that evil spirits can eat people.Then it won't be long before the evil spirits can't eat people.The inspiration came from a time when the pharmacist and I were treating an anorexic patient.

The pharmacist successfully cured the patient, and I brought the patient back to anorexia.

But that's all in the past. Now I have superb medical skills, not only can make people anorexia, but ghosts won't be too much of a problem.

So I got up early and went to the tofu shop to buy soy milk. A few days later, it was reported that Xishi Tofu was suffering from lovesickness.

Some "well-meaning people" who were worried about tofu Xi Shi even invited me to see a doctor at home.But just as I wanted to open the window to let the sun shine in, Tofu Xi Shi, who was weak and lying on the bed, said vigorously that she could get out of bed and her illness was cured.

What medicine can cure lovesickness, of course, is the love words of the lover.

When I posted a notice on the gate saying "going home to visit relatives, the date of return is uncertain", "Two or three things the young doctor and Tofu Xishi have to say", "Tofu Xishi is too affectionate", and "My Charming Neighbor" have already spread all over the world. the whole village.

I was innocent, and before I left, I invested in a bookstore that published a collection of stories.