Panda's Road to Internet Celebrity

Grandma An got Pei Xiuran as an audience, and as soon as she was happy, she began to talk about the embarrassing things about her grandson when she was young.

"Ning Ning liked to drink milk since he was a child. When he was a few months old, he would hold the bottle and drink it by himself. When he grew up a bit, the bottle turned into a bowl. He would hold the plastic bowl and bury his face in it to drink. Even the bowl The bottom was licked clean, and there was no need to wash it, and when the bowl was taken off after licking, the whole face turned white."

When Grandma An spoke, she made a comparison on her own face, which made the whole family laugh, and looked at An Ning with a playful look.

Pei Xiuran also laughed, pretending to be enlightened and said: "I was always curious about why your skin is so white, Ningning, but now I finally figured it out. It turns out that it came from taking a milk bath since childhood."

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Nima, have any of you ever seen a panda with a black face?Can a black face become a "national treasure"?Is that a black bear? !

Mother An interjected at the right time and said: "Our family Ning Ning's skin is really good. She was beautiful when she was a child. Many people asked me if I had a daughter, especially a neighbor upstairs who always wanted to abduct Ning Ning back to be his daughter." The daughter-in-law of the family, an old man actually did something to lure and abduct a child with sugar, but Ning Ning didn't live up to it. I didn’t want to go home with his dad to pick up people. The reason was that there was a little brother who would play with him. At that time, I told his dad that if this son came back, he would have become someone else’s wife. .”

"Hehe, it's really interesting." Pei Xiuran pinched off the fried prawn's head with his chopsticks, turned his head and said to An Ning with a half-smile, "Ning Ning seems to like that little brother very much. Let's sit down and have a good chat if we have a chance. Tell me about the little brother upstairs?"

When the word "little brother" was mentioned, Pei Xiuran's eyes narrowed dangerously, his voice was cold, and An Ning shrank his neck, not daring to look at him. He dared to bet that as long as he mentioned that little brother, he would end up It will definitely be miserable!

Speaking of which, An Ning is really innocent. Not to mention that he hasn't seen that little brother for more than ten years. Even when they were young, the two of them didn't often play together. It wasn't Mama An who mentioned it, he still couldn't remember the embarrassing incident of being lured and abducted by sugar in his childhood.

Obviously, Mother An would not let go of the opportunity to cheat her son, and added with great interest: "Xiao Pei, don't look at Ning Ning's cuteness now, but he was really tough when he was a child. When he just learned to crawl, he dared to crawl out of the cradle by himself. The cradle was made of wood and was half the height of an adult, but the child not only crawled out, but rolled to the ground, scaring his father and me almost to the point of weakness, but he himself was fine."

"Later, when I went to kindergarten, I became the bully in the class. I beat many children to tears. Every time I got into a fight, I would lick my paws and hit my face. I had to answer six complaint calls from teachers and other parents a week. .”

"Take him to play in the countryside, and drive all the chicken feathers, ducks and dogs in the village to run all over the ground. He is very domineering. I really don't know how honest people like his father and I gave birth to such a skinny child. , others thought he was obedient."

An Ning blinked and pretended to be innocent, he really didn't remember a time when he was so disgusted.

Papa An laughed and said: "Ningning's character is like the panda dumplings in our garden. Outsiders look very cute, but in fact they are all bear children, and they are too noisy."

Mama An nodded with concern. She has worked in the panda breeding base for decades, and she has almost no free time. She spends every day cleaning up the mess left by the bear children. In one sentence, she is painful and happy .

Mentioning those bear dumplings, Papa An’s face showed a look of longing. He had taken his annual leave and had been away from the garden for seven or eight days. When he was in the garden, he complained that the dumplings were not worrying every day, but after a few days of leaving, he started to eat again. Thinking of those bear dumplings, I can't wait to go back now.

He glanced at Pei Xiuran, and asked kindly: "Xiao Pei, do you want to visit the panda breeding base? When you come to City C, it's hard to justify not seeing the pandas."

Pei Xiuran nodded with a smile: "I had planned to go, but I didn't set a time."

"Then go with us," Papa An made a final decision, "Ningning's mother and I both work there and have our own dormitory. If you go with Ningning, you can live in the family guest house in the garden. You open the back door and get close to those regiments."

An Ning's eyes lit up when he heard that, going to the Panda Base means that he can meet the same kind, and eat fresh bamboo and bamboo shoots. Thinking about the bubbling of beauty, and he can go with Pei Xiuran this time, it is impossible Happier.

He looked at Pei Xiuran eagerly, hoping that the other party would nod in agreement. The little milk dog's begging expression directly poked Pei Xiuran's cuteness, making his blood tank empty in an instant. When he realized it, he had already agreed to Papa An's proposal.

An Ning immediately closed her eyes with a smile, secretly hooked Pei Xiuran's little finger with the hand under the table, and showed her affection unscrupulously in places where the parents could not see.

In the end, the family agreed to go back to the panda breeding base on the sixth day of the first lunar month, with Grandpa An and Grandma An, the whole family of six.

Because of Pei Xiuran's good performance, he had already entered the An family in the afternoon. Before leaving, Grandpa An waved his hand and said, "Little Pei, don't stay in any hotel when you are traveling this time. Why don't you spend a lot of money? Why don't you stay with us?" Let's live at home, whether you want to live alone or with Ningning, it's up to you to choose."

This choice hit Pei Xiuran's heart, and he was not polite, and directly expressed his gratitude to the elders of the An family, and then changed the subject and said: "I feel sorry for staying here, and there is no need to trouble about the room. Ning and I Ning a room, just in time to chat with him."

What he said was really high-sounding, covering up all his dirty thoughts and achieving his own goal, it couldn't be more insidious.

The innocent seniors of An's family were all kept in the dark, and they praised Pei Xiuran for being too sensible and polite. Even with such a thick skin, Pei Xiuran couldn't resist blushing, and he was really guilty.

In the evening, An Ning accompanied Pei Xiuran to the hotel to go through the check-out procedures, packed up her clothes, and formally checked into the Anjia.

Although An Ning and Pei Xiuran have slept several times, the previous few times were in the hotel, and there was no psychological burden, but this time it was in his own bedroom, and his parents were sleeping next door. The sense of shame and excitement in An Ning was extremely strong, which made An Ning feel wrong.

Coming out of the bathroom after taking a shower, An Ning ran into the room tremblingly. As soon as she opened the door and entered, she saw Pei Xiuran half lying on her bed, covered with the quilt he had covered last night, and her profile was covered by the bedside table. The yellow light illuminates, ambiguous and beautiful.

When An Ning met Pei Xiuran, she couldn't move her eyes away, her heart skipped half a beat, an inexplicable emotion began to surge up, and she unconsciously relaxed her steps.

Holding a book in his hand, Pei Xiuran raised his head when he heard the voice from the door, and when he met An Ning's gaze, the corners of his lips were slightly raised, with a wordless charm and charm, which made his mouth dry and his throat tight.

He hooked his fingers towards An Ning and said, "Come here."

The voice was neither high nor low, just enough for An Ning at the door to hear.

An Ning was overwhelmed by the beauty of the bamboo on the bed, swallowed vigorously, and walked over with hands and feet.

Five meters, three meters, one meter, finally intimate!

An Ning put her arms around Pei Xiuran's neck and kissed, what she heard was Pei Xiuran's low laughter overflowing from her throat, what she saw in her eyes was the smile overflowing from the corners of her eyes and brows, her whole heart was intoxicated.

Finally, after he smeared Pei Xiuran's face with saliva indiscriminately, he was held in the arms of the other party, wrapped in a quilt, and hugged in his arms.

An Ning licked her mouth, reminiscing about the taste of the kiss just now, her eyes swept back and forth a few times on Pei Xiuran, and then focused on the book he held in his hand.

The book looked familiar, An Ning stretched his neck to read it carefully, and then smoothly fried his hair.

Pei Xiuran was happy when he saw his appearance, and began to read the composition in his hand: "I am a panda, living in the bamboo forest, I live happily every day, there are so many bamboos, I can never eat them all up. "

"I thought I would live happily ever after, but one day I was struck to death by Thunder God, and he turned me into a two-legged beast. I can no longer eat bamboo openly, which makes me very sad... "

An Ning was overwhelmed with shame. The composition he wrote in elementary school was seen by Pei Xiuran, and the other party read it out in the voice of the broadcaster. It was so speechless!

He covered Pei Xiuran's mouth, and shouted in a broken voice, "Those who found this book from spicy food, don't read it anymore!"

This fried hair look is comparable to that of Qiuqiu.

Pei Xiuran was in a better mood. He pressed An Ning's hand and kissed his palm, then wrapped it in his own hands, and said with a smile: "Your grandma gave it to me. She said that your composition was once It was put in the school magazine by the teacher, which made her proud of her old sisters for a long time, and now she specially showed it to me."

After he finished speaking, he paused, and the smile in his voice became stronger when he continued: "I didn't expect Gun Gun to have such a rich imagination when he was a child. It's a pity not to write novels."

Whether to praise him or hurt him, An Ning looked at Pei Xiuran with blood all over her face, she really didn't know how to tell him that what was described in this composition was all true, and it wasn't miserable at all!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Pei Xiuran took another photo album from the bedside table. This album is more familiar to An Ning. It is full of photos of him from childhood to adulthood, and the elders in the family will take it out from time to time to recall.

An Ning didn't care about it before, but now he wants to hit the wall. It's all about his dark history, which can't be leaked out even if he is killed, but now it's in Pei Xiuran's hands. Needless to say, Grandma An definitely gave it to him. of.

Opening the first page of the photo album is An Ning's birth photo. Little An Ning, who just came out of her mother's womb not long ago, is like a little mouse. look.

The second picture is An Ning's full moon photo. It happened to be summer at that time. When he took the photo, An Ning's mother took off all his clothes. He didn't even leave him a piece of shameless little Nei Nei. He sat naked on the floor with a few A soft hair, sitting on the floor, a pair of round eyes looking at the camera, a small mouth slightly opened, a face of innocence, which makes people's hearts melt.

Pei Xiuran couldn't help saying, picked up the phone to take a picture and saved it, and when An Ning came to his senses, the other party had already hidden it, and refused to hand over the phone no matter how noisy he was, in the end Pei Xiuran was so troubled that he couldn't help but ate him It took a few mouthfuls of tofu for him to calm down, and Pei Xiuran held him in his arms, pointed at his full moon photo and teased meaningfully: "It's so small."

His original intention was to say that An Ning was young at the time of the full moon, but he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. His fingers just poked on little An Ning's little roll, and An Ning's face turned red all of a sudden. Give Pei Xiuran a little.

There's no way, he just doesn't live up to expectations, when Pei Xiuran pointed at Xiao Gungun in the photo, his real Xiao Gungun also reacted.

Pei Xiuran didn't seem to notice his small movements, but the corners of his lips were raised a little higher, and he pretended to turn back casually, his thumb gliding over An Ning's full moon's naked body.

The next few photos are photos of daily life, some are drooling and eating their fingers, some are holding their feet and stuffing them into their mouths, some are showing their faces to the camera to be cute, and some are thinking deeply about life. After one page, Pei Xiuran couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, while An Ning's face completely darkened.

This photo is even more embarrassing than his full moon nude photo. It is a photo of him in women's clothing taken when he was more than one year old. The tutu skirt is made of gauze, the upper body is a small suspender, and the lower body is a sunflower petal-shaped umbrella skirt made of black and brown. It is still soft, and the color is a bit yellowish. It is completely different from the black and shiny look it is now. It is stuck a little below the hairline and wears a wreath. The camera looks down from top to bottom, and the little An Ning is slightly sideways body, raised her round face, and stared at the camera in a daze.