After divorcing Mr. Jingfenba [Transmigration Book]

Ten minutes later, Tang Chi and his party arrived at the location marked on the map.

Although the program team did not go offline, I have to say that the people who designed the game really put their heart into it, and even turned the map of the entire city into a script map for each team.

Tang Chi came to the shopping mall marked "underground store" on the map.

Teacher VJ followed them all the way to the third floor.

Seeing Tang Chi and Yan Yuchen, many people screamed excitedly. Some people wanted to come up to ask for autographs, but after realizing that they were recording a program, they consciously avoided.

"Look, Boss Yan is holding Chi Chi's hand, it's too spoiled." A girl chirped.

The other person continued enviously: "I'll go, just now Chi Chi almost slipped and fell, and Mr. Yan hugged his waist directly!"

"At first, I thought Chichi looked good enough in the photo, but the real person is even more amazing!"

"There's a good saying, you can rely on your face to make a living, but you rely on your strength. Now the debut song of their group is still at the top of the music chart, and they are all full of film appointments. How can it be embarrassing for other small fresh meats."

Whispering aside, here, Tang Chi and Yan Yuchen are anxiously looking for the place on the map called the magic potion shop.

"I've been shopping around the third floor, but I haven't seen this store." Tang Chi scratched his head and said blankly to the camera.

Yan Yuchen typed very seriously: "You won't play tricks on us, will you?"

Teacher VJ quickly said: "No, no, you two look carefully, it's on the third floor, and you have already seen it just now."

"???" Tang Chi looked around in amazement, "Are you sure?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes locked on a sign standing at the entrance of the elevator, on which was written in pinyin - "shenqiyaoshui"

The corner of Tang Chi's mouth twitched: "Isn't it, is it so crude?"

"Besides, even if you wrote it in English, I wouldn't just see it now." Tang Chi pointed at the pinyin sign and complained to the camera.

It's even scarier than Chinglish to write such place names in pinyin.

"Really, to be honest, if you do this, aren't you afraid that people will say you are uneducated after it is broadcast?" Tang Chi, who was hacked and uneducated, couldn't help but teased.

Teacher VJ said indifferently: "Just say it, those educated people can't do such a thing."

What Teacher VJ said was so straightforward that Tang Chi was speechless for a while.

Yan Yuchen rolled his eyes, raised his phone coldly, and pointed the screen at the Tai screen.

A line of text was typed on the phone - "Do you know that you are doge? /Vicious/"

Mr. Yan has been in the entertainment industry for so many years. He has never seen any variety show or program group, but this is the first time he has seen such a stupid program group.

Teacher VJ changed the subject with a smile: "There are still 10 minutes left, and it's almost time. I think it's better for President Yan and Teacher Tang to complete the task and get the inhibitor."

Tang Chi and Yan Yuchen didn't want to accept the punishment from the dog program group, so they went to find inhibitors first.

When they walked to the pinyin sign, a man in bartender clothes came over, he greeted the two with a smile, and then pointed to several colorful bottles on the cart: "This is our The special inhibitor, the two of you can take a look."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Yuchen typed quickly: "Don't look at it, just tell me how to sell it."

He was afraid that after the show was broadcast, it would affect the audience's senses, so he installed an AI reading plug-in, and directly read the content he typed out.

Although the tone of the reading plug-in has no emotional fluctuations, and the Mandarin standard is a bit too much, and the sentence breaks are also weird, but it is better than asking everyone to pull the screen to see the ant-sized words every time they finish typing.

However, AI is AI after all. With the current technology, reading aloud still looks like an emotionless killer.

The man smiled and said: "We don't charge money here, and seeing how shabby you are dressed, you must have no money."

Rao is an actor who has undergone professional training, but seeing the world-limited Bulgari watch on Yan Yuchen's wrist, speaking the lines he had set, he was somewhat embarrassed.

However, Mr. Yan has never been described as "shabby" in his life. Although he knows that the other party is just acting, his face still pulls down unnaturally.

Tang Chi covered his mouth and laughed, secretly scratched his rough-spoken palms, and said in a low voice, "Okay, I know you're not poor."

Yan Yuchen glanced at his baby, and the dissatisfaction in his heart was barely eliminated.

"But, if you don't charge money, how do you sell it?" Yan Yuchen typed and read aloud.

The man took out a stack of advertising papers and a huge little yellow duck doll costume from under the cart: "Recently, the business in the store has been too bad and there is a lack of publicity, so, as long as one of you dances in a little yellow duck doll costume, one It’s enough for people to finish distributing the advertising paper.”

Yan Yuchen: "..."

He twitched his hands, and typed out a line of words with great reluctance: "Do you need to talk when you send out advertising papers?"

Although Yan Yuchen had never posted an advertisement, he was usually pushed by others when he went out.

"Sir, take a look, our home appliance is very good!" The salesman said enthusiastically.

"Thank you, I have better ones at home." Yan Yuchen refused expressionlessly.

"Sir, take a look, our women's high heels are very popular, and you can buy them for your girlfriend or mother!" The salesman said enthusiastically.

"I'm sorry, my mother passed away very early." Counting the time, grass is growing on the grave now, "Besides, I'm gay and don't have a girlfriend."

Salesman: "..."

"Sir, look at our child seat, which adopts the most advanced international production technology, perfectly fits the child's body curve, and can effectively help children correct their sitting posture. You can learn about your baby's love for your future baby." The salesman said enthusiastically .

Yan Yuchen froze, and frowned: "Sorry, my wife won't give birth."

Because, he has diao.

In view of these past experiences, Yan Yuchen concluded that these salesmen who advertised had one commonality—they all had to open their mouths to speak.

But he is a little dumb.

It’s too embarrassing to record it on the mobile phone and then use AI to play it in public.

So... Yan Yuchen looked at the head of the little yellow duck doll that Tang Chi handed over, and lowered his eyebrows helplessly.

"Husband, why don't you sacrifice a little bit." Tang Chi pouted, making a very pitiful and pleading look, "Just one click, I can finish posting the advertisement soon."

The upper limit of Tang Chi, the whiny spirit, startled Mr. VJ, the camera was not held steady, and almost fell off his shoulder.

Perhaps to others, Tang Chi's acting like a baby is very deliberate, or a man who does this kind of thing to another man is a special mother, but Tang Chi has no psychological burden. After all, he thinks that acting like a baby is just a manifestation of clinging to his lover. A kind of taste, besides, his husband is like this, and this is the most important thing.

As soon as Tang Chi finished speaking, Yan Yuchen felt as if his heart had been attacked by [-] points of love. When he looked at Tang Chi again, he always felt that pink bubbles were popping up behind Chi Chi in his house, blingbling.

Yan Yuchen nodded in a strange way, and took the little yellow duck's furry head.

After changing into the doll costume, Tang Chi poked the little yellow duck Yan Yuchen on the forehead: "Don't just stand there later, turn around a little cutely and shake it."

Yan Yuchen: "..."

cute? ? ?Is he going the cute route?

But it was too late to repent at this moment, while cheerful music was playing, Tang Chi handed out posters to passers-by.

Yan Yuchen spun around stiffly in the back, looking at the group of fans behind Teacher VJ who were holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of him, and screaming by the way, he felt that he had lost all face this time.

"Wow, is that little yellow duck Boss Yan? Fuck, what's going on with the inexplicable ghost?"

"It's over, it's over, I always thought Yan always was a cold and domineering boss, but I didn't expect him to be this!"

"For Chi Chi, Boss Yan really doesn't want anything hahahahahaha!"

"It's just... quite funny hahahahahahahahahaha!"

I don't know whether Yan Yuchen is too cute, or Tang Chi's smile is too good-looking, such a thick stack of advertisement papers, they were all sent out in less than 5 minutes.

The two completed the task as they wished and got the inhibitor.

When Tang Chi took the bottle of green stuff, he took a sip and was deformed by the sour face on the spot.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Sour, sour, sour!

Tang Chi's tears were sour, and Yan Yuchen didn't care about the red card at the moment, and said nervously: "Baby, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Hey, what exactly is this green thing?" Yan Yuchen asked sullenly, frowning.

The waiter was taken aback by his tone, and quickly explained: "This is just a bottle of purified kiwi fruit juice."

Tang Chi managed to slow down, wiped his tears with Yan Yuchen's clothes, and waved his hand: "I said, why are you talking again?"

Yan Yuchen was taken aback: "I'm worried about you."

Seeing the red card tremblingly handed over by Teacher VJ, Tang Chi was about to cry: "I'm not a child, if you keep making trouble like this, we will fail before the end of the plot."

Although it is said that Tang Chi has no desire to win the game, it is too embarrassing to be eliminated halfway because of the collapse of the character.

It doesn't matter whether they win or not, but whether they will become the most stupid team in the history of the entire variety show is very important.

Because Yan Yuchen couldn't control his mouth, although the two of them successfully passed the round and got the inhibitor, but... In terms of points, they are still the last one.

I originally wanted to try to make it up later, but the supplementary plot direction of the whole script has always been a mystery.

After getting the deed of sale, I need to get the inhibitor, I got the inhibitor, I need to buy a bus ticket, I finally got the ticket, but the car drove away first...

That's right, the car actually drove away! ! ! ! !

"Then why do you ask me to buy a bus ticket?" Tang Chi said desperately.

Teacher VJ said seriously: "The plot requires it."

Tang Chi: "..."

What a versatile explanation.

In order to refund the ticket, the two went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships.

Human body push-ups, blind people touching "elephants", two-person rollers, a hot drop, entertainment small turntables, happy "scratch fun"...

All kinds of pornographic games that should have appeared in gay bars were all taken over by the program team.

After playing one by one, Tang Chi felt that he was really going crazy.

Just when the two of them returned to the hotel base camp exhausted with their elopement tickets and kiwi juice inhibitors, the calculation of the points of each group had also ended. Because Yan Yuchen talked a lot and they failed in subsequent challenges, their points were unexpected. The penultimate of the .

Tang Chi sat on the hotel sofa, pillowed on Yan Yuchen's lap, holding a supplementary plot line in his hand: "So we traveled all day and suffered all kinds of humiliation, just for a broken boat ticket to elope???"

Do you dare to be a little more insane?

"Hey, what's your plot today?" Tang Chi asked Xu Su tiredly.

Xu Su raised his eyebrows: "It's a very simple decryption game. We are detectives looking for murderers."

Tang Chi asked curiously: "Then there is no ghost plot?"

"Ghost animal?" Xu Su thought for a while, then smiled, "No, the whole process is quite exciting."

Tang Chi was taken aback, and met Yan Yuchen's eyes. Could it be that their plots are the only ones like this?

Tang Chi didn't believe in evil, so he asked the other two groups.

One replied that he was following the warm and harmonious golden wedding route, and the other said that he was following the route of the overlord's cookie.

"Why are we the only ones who are ABOs and like to make trouble?!" Tang Chi asked Teacher VJ in shock.

Mr. VJ was tired after following the filming for a whole day. He was sitting by the side eating at the moment. Hearing this, he laughed and left.

Tang Chi: "..."

Here, in the small cubicle, Teacher VJ asked the director curiously: "If Tang Chi knows that the same content is written on the five cards, will there be trouble?"

The director plausibly said: "What's the trouble, it's what the plot needs!"

Teacher VJ was speechless: "It's very reasonable."

"But it's already very late today. After they finish eating, can they still play the paper-passing game?" Teacher VJ asked.

The director said solemnly: "Of course I want to play, I have already thought about the punishment measures, how can I not play."

The author has something to say: Do you know what a hot drop is?Do you know what a fun turntable is?It’s okay if you don’t know, I won’t tell you anyway [doge]

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