Sendo takeaway

"..." Su Qingya stood there and raised her eyebrows, feeling that she was not dressed femininely.And although Lu Ye wore loose clothes on weekdays, with some fluffy bags, he was not a master of women's clothing.

This girl is young and her eyesight is so bad, it seems that she needs to eat some fish eyes to replenish her eyes.

Compared with Su Qingya's calmness, the villagers next to him seemed a little panicked.Some of them took a few steps back with their plates in their hands, while others turned their heads and turned their backs, swallowing the phoenix fetus in two bites, puffing out their cheeks, carefully watching the development of the situation.

Seeing that the provocation failed, the woman turned her head and glared at the villagers of Nanxi: "You don't listen to my advice, and now you have broken your fast, you will be punished! The wells in the village will continue to dry up, and there will be drought and no rain in the future. It’s a waste of grain.”

"As for you," she sneered, "you will surely die without a place to bury you."

These words shocked the villagers so much that the villagers were frightened by her, and the unchewed fish white fell from their mouths to the ground, staining the loess all over the ground.

In Su Qingya's life, he hated others wasting food the most.

"You girl, why not only do you have bad eyesight, but also your mouth is so poisonous?" He squinted at the woman, "What are you cursing here with empty teeth? It is autumn now, Nanxi Village is located in the north of the mountain, and the well water is in the dry season Naturally it will dry up."

"As for the lack of harvest in the coming year, it's because they believed in your evil this year - praying to gods all day long, worshiping Buddha and dancing gods, not harvesting crops in the field, and not working, just knowing to pray to you, a fake god Bless."

"The crops are rotting in the ground, and the people are too hungry. No one plows the land to grow food in spring, and naturally there will be no harvest in autumn."

"As for your saying that they will end up miserable in the future, this is even more nonsense. They just ate the phoenix embryos I made. This thing prolongs life and is of great benefit to the body. Tsk tsk, you said that their intestines will perish, you are beating around the bush Are you scolding me that my cooking is unpalatable? Be careful, I will sue you for slander!"

Su Qingya spoke seriously, and his words were half true and half false, but they gave the villagers of Nanxi a reassurance.

The woman was short of breath, and after a closer look, she found that Su Qingya had no cultivation at all. She snorted and said, "A mere mortal, dare to say that you have a 'phoenix fetus'?"

"You said they believed my evil, but I can pray for rain for them, can you?"

Seeing the woman's provocative eyes, Su Qingya chuckled, clapped her hands and took a step back: "It's really a little girl who has never seen the world. I don't need to take action against a yellow-haired girl like you. My buddy is more than enough."

"Come on, Lu Ye, show her your hand."

Lu. The only one in the world who can cross the catastrophe period. The former demon king. The man. Ye stepped forward very cooperatively, bowed respectfully to Su Qingya, and then turned his hands to gather clouds, waved his sleeves, lightning and thunder, and storms In a short while, everyone present was drenched to the bone.

Not only were the wet villagers not annoyed, but they took it as a miracle and shrank to Su Qingya's side.

The woman looked at Su and Lu with an ugly face—it was she who underestimated the enemy, and it wasn't because she didn't have no cultivation. It was also possible that the opponent's cultivation had already reached the third-class supernatural power, which was far higher than out of her realm.

But she is already in the fusion stage, and her cultivation can be regarded as the pinnacle among the orcs, and even the entire Jinzhou continent.In the entire Jinzhou Continent, only Sect Master Shuangyan has a higher realm than her.But she didn't know - when did such two powerful powers appear on the Jinzhou mainland?

When her eyes were spinning around and she was lost in thought, Lu Ye suddenly said, "It's not good for you to be born in the black water of Qingqiu to practice, why did you come to Nanxi Village to harm people?"

The woman was taken aback for a moment, and her complexion immediately turned pale and ashen: "You, who are you?!"

Lu Ye didn't answer, but took a step forward and continued to say in a cold voice: "You are a carp in the black water. You are shaped like a carp and covered with fur. Because your voice is clear and clear like a dolphin, you were enshrined by God ten thousand years ago. Points turned into essence, and after 500 years of wind, frost, sun and moon practice, we have today's human form."

"Today, you are here to deceive good people and lure them to be hungry and evil to invade their bodies, so that you can absorb essence to make up for your own shortcomings. Originally, in another 500 years, you can enter the Mahayana period, but unfortunately- —If you want to destroy yourself and fall into the evil way, you will have no chance to enter the fairyland."

"...Evil ways, so what?!" The woman suddenly revealed a fierce look, and blue scales quickly appeared on her beautiful face: "Being alive is better than being devoured by evil spirits while defending justice!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the originally blue clothes turned into thick blue fish scales, and her long black hair turned into black bristles.The pretty face became very scary, and several timid villagers were even fainted by her inhuman appearance.

Demonic energy...?

Lu Ye frowned, and at the moment when he was in a trance, the woman who had transformed into a fish spirit seized the opportunity to make a killing move very quickly - she opened her bloody mouth wide, and her sharp teeth were like a tiger's head knife. Lu Ye's neck.

However, she failed to bite off Lu Ye's head as she wished.

Because when she flew into the air, Su Qingya suddenly took out a gray-black ball from the ring, and threw it into her throat accurately.

Fish Essence: "?"

Su Qingya smiled and said, "Yuyu, don't be angry, I'll give you something to eat."

The corner of the fish's mouth twitched, and he vomited out the thing with a wow, and found that it was indeed the most common wheat bran fish food in fish ponds.The fish spirit has lived for tens of thousands of years, how has it ever suffered such humiliation? !

She burst into rage, her body was full of blue light, and she directly showed her original shape - a blue fish that was about ten feet long and looked very similar to a carp.It's just that common fish have fins on their backs, while squid have thick bristles on their backs.

Seeing a beautiful woman turned into a fish, such an ugly strange fish, several villagers in the village passed away with an "ow".

Su Qingya blinked innocently—if fish don't eat fish food, why should they still eat meat?

Seeing the fish spirit pounced directly towards Su Qingya, Lu Ye hurriedly intercepted it, and fought with the fish in the sky.Lu Ye's strength is not weak, but the furious fish spirit is not a vegetarian. In addition, she has done evil in Nanxi Village recently, with vicious methods, and she has also improved a lot of cultivation.

"Fairy" fights: wind, frost, rain and snow, ice, fire, thunder and lightning.

After Su Qingya watched for a while, he suddenly thought of something. He leisurely walked to the crowd of villagers, and gently patted the nearest aunt: "Hey, aunt, do you have cheese at home?"

The aunt paled, swallowed her saliva, and shook her head.

Su Qingya looked at the group of villagers next to him. The villagers were all scared by the "gods" fighting in the sky and cowered in place like quails, unable to even utter a complete sentence.

Sighing, Su Qingya looked up at the sky and sighed: "It would be great if there was cheese, so I can make a milk-stuffed fish—"

"Put scallions, ginger, garlic cloves and vine peppers into the belly of the fish without fish scales and offal, marinate for half an hour to remove the fishy smell, then stew a pot of white soup with chicken, duck, elbow and ribs, and then Stuff cheese into the belly of the fish and stew it in the soup, and serve it with boiling mellow wine. Not only does it have no fishy smell, but the fish meat is tender, mellow and delicious; the soup is delicious and fragrant on the lips and teeth.”

Su Qingya spoke upright, looking at the sky with longing eyes, as if the red clouds and the terrifying thunder and lightning in the sky had become a delicacy in the world.

"that……"

An extremely small voice sounded from behind Su Qingya, he turned his head, it turned out to be the butcher who sold meat to him earlier, the butcher carefully raised his hand in the crowd, swallowed his saliva and said: "I... .”

"Hmm..." Under his leadership, another villager also said cautiously: "I, my family also has it."

"That's a good relationship." Su Qingya clapped his hands, looked at the battle that was about to end in the sky, and said, "Then let's eat fish later!"

As he said that, the battle on Lu Ye's side also "stopped work", and the carp fell to the ground exhausted, bringing up a thick cloud of dust.After the dust cleared, it returned to its original appearance, but it was just a big squid three or four times bigger than the usual yellow croaker.

Seeing that there was no danger, the villagers turned their heads and went home to collect the ingredients that the "fairy" wanted.

And Lu Ye approached the dying squid, looked at the blue and blackened scales on her body, and vaguely understood something, the blackness gradually weakened with the squid's breathing, and then disappeared. It made a cloud of black smoke and quietly dissipated in the soil.

It's... demonic energy again, nine evil spirits.

Xiyu stared at Lu Ye with his gray eyes, his lips curled up in a strange arc, and he reluctantly made a mouth shape to Lu Ye.Others didn't see it clearly, but Lu Ye saw it clearly - that mouth shape was exactly a "north" in the southeast, northwest.

At this time, Su Qingya came over, patted Lu Ye's shoulder with a smile, and then unceremoniously picked up the squid on the ground, scraped off the fish scales neatly, and prepared to make that dish - milk-stuffed fish.

If Lu Ye had watched a movie about Su Qingya's life, I believe he would have thought of an adjective at this time - a man at the top of the food chain.

In the eyes of this little boss, Mount Tai collapsed in front of his eyes, so it was better to consider whether Mount Tai could be eaten.

Afterwards, with the help of the villagers, Su Qingya took the cheese and some leftover chickens in the village, and used the refining soul tripod to make a small milk-stuffed squid. He distributed the soup to as many people as possible, Fish is close to the elderly, children and women.

During the distribution process, Su Qingya intentionally left a copy.

When almost everyone in the village was busy eating, Su Qingya said softly: "Everyone, I came here with Fellow Daoist Lu. It happened that we met an old man in your village when we were practicing in the secret realm of Donglingyuan."

The villagers were stunned, and several people had shy expressions on their faces.

Su Qingya made up a lie to confuse the old man's story. In short, he said that the old man went out to find medicine for his daughter, but unfortunately died in a secret place. He happened to meet Su and Lu and asked them to come to the village to save people.

It turned out that the old man's daughter was a cute but a bit overweight girl. Although she was not slender enough, she was cheerful, warm and generous, and very likable in the village.And after autumn this year, several wells in the village gradually dried up, and then this witch appeared.

The witch said that it was because of the misfortune of the evil stars in the village that the village was in trouble, so she asked the villagers to eat less, go on a hunger strike, and even look thin as beauty.

The old man's daughter was also excluded because of this, and then gradually forced to a dead end, becoming what Su Qingya and Lu Ye saw.

Talking about the old man's story, Su Qingya didn't know what the villagers did. He smiled and said to the two aunts standing in the front row: "I came here in a hurry today, and we haven't found out where the girl lives. If it's convenient for the two aunts ..."

There were tears in the eyes of the two women. After Su Qingya said this, they quickly took the bowl of soup with both hands and promised to give it to the girl.

Taking this opportunity, Su Qingya said to the villagers of Nanxi Village: "You are good people, but because of a little natural disaster, you listened to the slander of the monster, and the crops in the field were wasted—"

"Happiness has always come from one's own suffering."

"You have been fasting blindly for the past few days, and you know that bigu is not easy for monks and powerful people. When you are born in this world, how can you get the blessings that you can get by kowtow and pray to God, and hold your destiny in your own hands-Nanxi Village will never Stop there."

The villagers held the bowls and stared blankly at Su Qingya.

If Su Qingya hadn't been thick-skinned since he was a child, he would have burst into laughter at this moment—you think, he made chicken soup for the soul here without conscience, and the good people over there took it seriously with tears in their eyes.

Suppressing a smile, Su Qingya feigned a deep sigh: "Also, if you see that girl, tell her for us—even if there is no disaster in your village today, fat is fat, thin is thin, the key is— It’s free and unobstructed, so it’s not a waste of her father’s thought.”

After speaking, he pulled Lu Ye away.

If he didn't leave, he was afraid that he really couldn't help but laugh.

Lu Ye understood, and a gust of wind was drawn from his sleeve, which disappeared in the eyes of the villagers in an instant.The villagers in Nanxi even kowtowed one after another, thinking that they really met a god.

In fact, Su Qingya and Luye didn't go far. They stopped on a small path in the Shuangyan Mountain: there are green pines and cypresses, a pavilion with dark plums, and the autumn sunshine that has gradually cleared up.

Accompanied by the singing of birds in the forest, Su Qingya's ring began to flash non-stop.He took it out strangely and found that it was all [private messages]——

[Private message][Magic Xiuding]: Boss, I would like to order a milk-stuffed fish and a clear bamboo shoot soup!

[Private message][Magic Xiuwu]: Are there any more phoenix fetuses?Rich?

[Private message][Moxiuji]: I want stuffed milk fish, phoenix fetus and clear owl soup with autumn bamboo shoots. How many days can it be ready?I'll come to the house to pick it up.

……

The [World] channel is also full of excitement, the previous content is swiped too fast, Su Qingya didn't find it for the time being, but saw a few people who are discussing now——

[World][Fairy Qingyun]: It's Su Qingya again.

[World] [Taoist Yanyang]: Huh?He looks... pretty good looking.

[World] [Guanjing]: Amitabha.

[World] [Taoist Yanyang]: Hey!Wait, did you find out, the [Qingqiu Milk Brewing True Record] just now was posted by her herself! ! !

[World] [Fairy Qingyun]: ...?

[World][Guan Jing]: Ami...tofu?

[世界][Yanyang Taoist]: ...I'm crazy and I even eat myself? ? ?

……

Su Qingya hastily flipped through several pages of the scroll in the void, and saw a [Real Record of Qingqiu Milk Brewing] sent by Qi Jing himself, with many compliments on it, saying it was delicious, Let the people in this whole village eat Yunyun happily.

Blinking his eyes, Su Qingya quickly looked back at Lu Ye beside him.

Lu Ye smiled and raised a blue fish pattern demon ring in his hand.

"Hey..." Su Qingya dragged out his voice, and said with a smile, "Not bad - he has a wink! The little guy is a talent!"

Lu Ye smiled, pretending to be modest: "It all depends on the boss's training|teaching well."

Su Qingya laughed at Lu Ye's deliberate humility, while Lu Ye slowly put away the eel spirit's receiving ring—since he couldn't use the demon king's identity, he happened to use this demon ring, but he didn't expect the effect — surprisingly good.

At this time, the sun is just right, the sky is bright and the air is clear, the autumnal equinox has just passed and the cold dew has not yet arrived.

Su Qingya looked at the begonias blooming in the mountains, took a deep breath, then turned around and hooked his fingers at Lu Ye.Lu Ye leaned over without knowing why, but was quickly hugged by Su Qingya's neck, and kissed on the cheek.

Lu Ye: (⊙▽⊙??

Su Qingya smiled briskly, and tapped his cheek: "Put a stamp on it, and when you collect a thousand and one stamps, maybe a miracle will happen."

Looking at Su Qingya, Lu Ye smiled, nodded, and stretched out his hand to pick off the red leaves in Su Qingya's hair: "Then I have to... work harder."

The sky was clear and clear, and on the Haohua tree that watched them go away, there were two blue birds huddled close together.