Take a look at that Tiance

part101.

Then after half an hour, Tiance sent two jokes.

[Tiance]: I recently bought an electronic cigarette, and it feels good to use.I stuffed it in my jeans pocket yesterday when I went out. Maybe the jeans were too tight and I pressed the switch. Everyone in the subway saw that my crotch had been smoking. Dude pat me, dude you look like a dick. . . .

Me: poof==

[Tiance]: There was a young man in front of the car, jumped backwards and fell to the ground, looking at me with a very painful expression.Me: "I didn't hit you, why did you blackmail people at a young age?" The young man: "Who can prove that you have installed a driving recorder?" My heart tightened, and I didn't. "Do you regret it?" As he spoke, the young man took out a box from his bag, "Brother, pack one and I'll give you a discounted price."

Me: ...666

[Tiance]: It feels like a collection of selected jokes of the year

me: yes

Later Tiance sent me part of a post.

Me: seen

[Tiance]: After seeing this kind of tree hole, I feel that Jianwangsan is not so dark. .

I:. .

[Tiance]: Spoiler is it be?

me: yes

【Tiance】:. . sad

I slept

[Tiance]: Well, I'll sleep too after reading it

Then I put down my phone and went to sleep.When I was about to fall asleep, Tiance sent a message, and the penguin vibration woke me up.

【Tiance】: This ending is so miserable

[Tiance]: It’s like watching a Japanese literary film,

I:. . .

【Tiance】:. .Didn't you sleep

part102.

Me: there is a voice

【Tiance】: Blame me, blame me

me: still light

【Tiance】: My pot, my pot

I:. .

【Tiance】: Go to sleep, go to sleep

me: yes

[Tiance]: I wanted to complain about something, but found that this story is so miserable that there is nowhere to complain

Me: What else to complain about. .bad enough

【Tiance】: Alas.Regret to open a be tree hole

Me: ==

[Tiance]: I feel like my slender and sensitive heart is going to fluctuate again in this desolate and snowy night

I:. .fluctuate slowly

[Tiance]: Baby love, sing me a song

Me: twinkle twinkle sparkle

[Tiance]: Voice

I reject

[Tiance]: I need the warm and throbbing voice of my baby, Qingyuaner, to soothe my heart like a full moon and sea

[Tiance]: Don't refuse, be elegant

I:. .

Spicy Chicken Tiance, it's late at night.

Me: what is your style of painting

【Tiance】: The painting style of an affectionate man in a melancholy moment

A little 6.

part103.

Once it was almost twelve o'clock, I asked Tiance out of boredom: What are you doing?Still not sleeping?

[Tiance]: Well, don’t I go to bed at twelve o’clock all the time?

Me: I don't make

I suspect that Tiance's sleep time is very irregular.

[Tiance]: You'll know as soon as you sleep with me

Me: #hee hee

Me: sleep with you

Me: do you know

【Tiance】: what

Me: If you sleep late, you won’t grow taller

【Tiance】:. .won't grow any taller

Me: hhh don't be discouraged

[Tiance]: I always feel that you are plotting something wrong.

I:. .What the hell?

【Tiance】: Call me to sleep

Me: care about you

[Tiance]: I'm so touched

Me: That's right 2333

The end of the term is coming soon, and our audio-visual test will take oral English.I cried to Tiance.

Me: People like me who only say nicetomeetyou,,,

【Tiance】:. .nothing to be afraid of

【Tiance】: Let the teacher look into your eyes

【Tiance】: Tell him with your eyes

Me: #把草【Manual goodbye】

【Tiance】: A bit stupid

Me: You are the one who is stupid! #raise the gun

【Tiance】: good good good

【Tiance】: Do you want to eat the hoof or the head of the gun?

Me: I’ll give you whatever I want

[Tiance]: I always feel that what you say is dirty

Me:.......I feel like I can't have a good chat, you are too filthy

【Tiance】: #Poor is not

part104.

After being overwhelmed by fireworks in Yangzhou again, I was finally unwilling to be lonely.Ask Tiance: Well. .i kinda want to ask something

[Tiance]:? say

Me: #摇儿shall I bind the love of moray eel?

[Tiance]: Hey, why do you want to ask this today?

...Anyway, I would never say that I am insecure and I am jealous that I am happy being fed dog food.

Me: I just thought of it and asked casually

[Tiance]: I'm kind

Me: What are you doing?

[Tiance]: Posts often say that they are so fond of each other that life and death are inseparable, or that they don't see each other in the rivers and lakes

Me: ...In short, to tie or not to tie

【Tiance】: Bind

[Tiance]: But can you not get a good impression? This is so scary

Me: I can’t #摇脚育鲜 Binding is to brush until life and death are inseparable, fry oranges and then bind

【Tiance】: #shocked

Then I waited and waited, but Tiance didn't come back.

I didn't mention it again.

In fact, it can also be seen from this incident that I have not confessed before.If it were me now, I would definitely not be like this, so I would just pull Tiance's collar to get goodwill and tie love.

I must have said to him, "Go to the f*cking rivers and lakes and see that Dad has confidence, don't you believe me?"

If it were me now, the children would be able to make soy sauce.

Then again, I used to be too scared to be honest enough.

part105.

[Tiance]: Douyu's live broadcast is really interesting. .There are a few stupid and bold people who still do that kind of live broadcast to find ghosts.Running mass graves in the middle of the night--

Me: looking for ghosts.....

[Tiance]: I don't know how to comment on this behavior

me: hhh

【Tiance】: Anyway, I dare not--

me!real warrior~

Me: Dare to face the bleak life~

Me: Dare to face up to the dripping blood~

Me: What kind of sad and happy is this~

Me: But what is fate. .Forget it later - in memory of Mr. Liu Hezhen

Me: You're welcome to call me Daddy

[Tiance]: What's the point of peeling apples in front of the mirror? .

Me: oh this

Me: It is said that there are a lot of people who face the mirror, and it is said that I am confused

【Tiance】: 2333

Me: Peel an apple in front of the mirror

Me: Then the apple peel keeps

Me: It’s the kind that connects circles

Me: After the cutting, your lover in this life will appear. I don’t know if it’s this

[Tiance]: I originally wanted to use Baidu.I'm afraid that Baidu will have terrible pictures.Still ask. .

Me: Baidu!

[Tiance]: Forget it

Me: I want to know too!

【Tiance】: No you go

Me: You are so cruel, I want to cry

【Tiance】: I believe you go with my ardent hope

Me: fuck you

【Tiance】: You seem to say the same thing

Me: Another one lights candles in front of the mirror

Me: What the hell, my dad is feeling pissed

Me: Then I will see how you died in your previous life

【Tiance】:. . .then stop talking

Me: Dad already said it. .

Me: Shit. .Fluffy. . .Feeling fuzzy. .

【Tiance】: Don't be afraid that I'm by your side

Me: Fuck you, uncle, you are afraid of yourself, okay?

【Tiance】: Without me, I just scare you

Me: Oh hehe →_→

The author has something to say: I have something to do at night. .tired. .Difficult to finish