Take a look at that Tiance

part88.

Once when I was chatting with Tiance at noon, I said: I think about a philosophical question every day. . .

[Tiance]: Could it be that you are ready to give me a thousand miles?

me: what to eat

【Tiance】:. .cut

Then I said: Then I will change it

Me: I think about a question every day

Me: Shall I send you thousands of miles?

【Tiance】: Not impossible

Me: #stare

【Tiance】: Tell me when you figured it out

Me: there is a song you know

Me: 1000 years later

me: this is the answer hhhhh

【Tiance】: I don't know

【Tiance】: No way

【Tiance】: Cherish the moment

me: tsk tsk

[Tiance]: It's such a happy decision

[Tiance]: Come and deliver

Alas.

[Tiance]: I said my roommate has big breasts

Me: What the hell?

【Tiance】: Then he asked me if I want him to breastfeed me

Meow meow meow?

【Tiance】: I hesitated for a while, and refused honestly

I:. .

You city folks are better at playing than us country folks.

part89.

Once I played computer games in the dormitory for too long, and I played until noon all at once.I didn't pay attention at the time, so I went downstairs to pick up the courier.

When I arrived at the place where the courier was picked up, there was such a long queue.

When he took out his mobile phone and talked with Tiance, he realized that it was twelve o'clock, and it was the time when there were many people.

【Tiance】:. .You won't come back later

[Tiance]: There are the most people when get out of class is over

Me: I already have. .

Me: I'm going downstairs. . .

【Tiance】: This is common sense

Me: The bedroom is on the sixth floor

me: i forgot

【Tiance】: You are cute and stupid

Speaking of which, the little beggar I played, of course, has not yet reached the full level, and I think she will never reach the full level.After all, I'm lazy.

Open the friend list, see Tiance is online, and call him to Yangzhou.

Then form a team and take him.

Me: How about the old driver take you?

[Tiance]: I can allow you to be called my flying beggar.

Alas.

Afterwards, Tiance sent me a picture, in the gray sky, there was only one meditating him hanging in the air.

Me: What the hell is this?

【Tiance】: When I meditate, you fly with me

[Tiance]: And then this is it. .

Me: Hahahahahahaha

【Tiance】: I look at me flying in the air

【Tiance】: My heart is broken

Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Then he took Tiance to fly again in the game, this time he flew very high, when he was about to lose his strength, he let go and threw Tiance down from the air.

【Tiance】: Come and discuss with me

me: hey hey

Me: The strength value is almost gone, but I let go witty

【Tiance】:. . .

Me: The beggars fly really high

[Tiance]: Yes

【Tiance】: I will fall for a long time

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

part90.

One afternoon, Tiance asked me: Are you still in bed, Qingyuanyuan?

I expressed my shock: what the hell!

Me: get out of bed early

【Tiance】: Negative review

[Tiance]: I think you would look very cute if you were in bed all day today

me: hey

[Tiance]: Bad review!

me: rolling

[Tiance]: Didn't you agree not to say this word?

[Tiance]: If you say it, you will send it a thousand miles away

I:. .hehe

[Tiance]: I suddenly know why you said this word

【Tiance】: So you want to

I:?

[Tiance]: My charm is so great that you can't help but want to give it away

I:. . .

Dog than Tiance.

Tiance sent me Qixiu's Da Cheng Wu, and said: It doesn't feel very obvious

Me: Don’t say anything, anyway, I can’t afford to be a big orange weapon

【Tiance】:. . .

【Tiance】: Selling computers to make orange weapons

I:. .

[Tiance]: Is there any reason?

me: yes yes

part91.

I remember before, when I was still playing the ten-person book, I randomly joined a wild group.

As a result, the team has been working together for a long time, and it is hard to find a T.Later, a T-able man finally came, although he was covered in holes, no stones or enchantments were inserted.

However, the head of the group said it was okay, and it was estimated that it would be OT.

What is an estimate? !kindness? !This is obvious!

Then a group of quick brushes broke into land reclamation alive.

I complained to Tiance.And by the way: I was moved by this team leader

【Tiance】: Why

Me: T is the hole, the hatred is unstable

Me: The head of the group went out to buy small medicines by himself

【Tiance】:. .Why did the group leader buy it and ask T to buy it?

Me: the leader is enthusiastic

【Tiance】: Cute

I'm right

[Tiance]: He must be a passionate gay man

Alas.

Because it was a bit late, and T was unreliable, I beat Xianlv, but Huayue didn't.Then came out Bing Xin's weapon.

Me: out. .Bingxiu Shuangbing Acceleration Ring Pure Healing Ring None

[Tiance]: You can sell the treasure-digging weapons now

At the beginning of the season, another source of weapons was through treasure digging, digging out the treasure cave, and then defeating the boss, there was a chance of dropping the weapon.The dropped equipment and weapons are not bound, that is to say, as long as they are not equipped, they can be sold for money.

Me: justified

Me: Bingxiu’s current dps is better than waiting for other weapons

[Tiance]: But you can sell it for treasure digging

Me: Can I say I didn't expect that?

[Tiance]: hhh can

[Tiance]: You are so cute and stupid

part92

Speaking of sending thousands of miles away, when chatting with Tiance before, he would bring it out when he was joking.

For example, once he said: "For love and fate, let's do Yinyuan secrets: send it a thousand miles away."

Me: dumbfounded how did you come up with this

【Tiance】: It is you who used your thoughts to guide my thoughts to places that cannot be explained clearly

Alas.

Another time before, Tiance told me that he wanted to see something.Seems like a weird little town from America.

While watching, he occasionally said thank you to me.

[Tiance]: I suddenly feel that the American animation style is not pleasing. .It's interesting to look at, though.

Me: Well, many of them are like this, without painting style and connotation

【Tiance】: So

[Tiance]: You should come thousands of miles to send it off

Me: Damn, how did you think of sending it from thousands of miles?

[Tiance]: I don’t understand, maybe you led me with the dirty tricks of your thoughts

Me: #kneeling you can win

[Tiance]: So you can come thousands of miles to send it off

Me: a little bit

Of course, in fact, I was very clear and rational in my heart. Although Tiance would joke like this and cross the line, I could actually feel very clearly that he was just joking and just chatting with me casually.

Not as serious as expected.

It is also because he is not serious, so it is probably not so scumbag.

Well, not probably.Tiance is really not that scumbag, because he knows some jokes, and he doesn't need to be too entangled in the authenticity of each other.

Possibly, you probably know it's impossible?

. . .

part93.

When I was chatting with Tiance before, I had a debate with him on the matter of "Did I say we passed the third child before?"

[Tiance]: Didn't you mention the third child once?

I don't. .How old is the test of IQ?

【Tiance】:. .you tricked me

Me: You made a mistake

[Tiance]: Hey, I searched the chat history

Me: What the hell?above picture

[Tiance]: All I found were the records you said you wanted to send me thousands of miles away

Me: rely on

Dog comparison, reverse black and white.

[Tiance]: It seems that it is in the computer chat history

me: hum

[Tiance]: hhh, if you search for the third child now, you will know that I am right

Me: I just said to touch the third child!never said

[Tiance]: I also asked what happened to your third child

Me: you have dementia

【Tiance】: No

【Tiance】: I remember every minute and every second with you very clearly

Me: Hey. .

【Tiance】: Especially when you said you would send me a thousand miles away

I:. . .

Me: Dad raised his hand and slapped him

【Tiance】: Is it on your face?

me: your face

[Tiance]: Yes, yes, come on.

Me: →_→

part94.

【Tiance】: Are you touched by my deep feelings?

【Tiance】: sayyes

I:. .Then do you want to say thousands of miles to send

me: no

【Tiance】: Why do you only want to send it away thousands of miles away?

Me: you are thinking

[Tiance]: I'm a little embarrassed to say that

Me: I just speculated on your thoughts

【Tiance】: So enthusiastic

[Tiance]: Hey, you are indeed my sweet little padded jacket

【Tiance】: What do you think?

I:. . .Go! Go! Go

【Tiance】: Where to go

Me: Where is it cool?

【Tiance】: Now it's below zero

[Tiance]: Do you have the heart to catch cold when I love you so much?

Me: very patient

【Tiance】: Your next sentence is patience

【Tiance】: hhh

me: tsk tsk

【Tiance】: Guessing you is easier than guessing myself

Me: You can, young man

【Tiance】: No, I can only guess at you

Hahaha.

【Tiance】: Gunara God of Darkness, sleep

Alas.

Me: go

[Tiance]: Gunara, the God of Darkness, what?

me: ok

The author has something to say: 1. The beggar gang——The chivalrous warriors of the beggar sect can form a team with others, and pull up their teammates to fly in tandem.Known as the fastest Datang Didi beggar.Lifei Beggar is also known as a pet name.It originated from the flying sand in the BMW mount.

2. Big Orange Weapon—Well, a very powerful weapon.Of course the cost is also high.

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