part76.

Speaking of the beggar gang's cloud curtain cover, Tiance said: I don't know if Brother Pao's mask has connotations.

I said: I don’t know, maybe it’s to cover up the peerless (not) appearance

【Tiance】:. . .

[Tiance]: Do you know why I play Tangmen?

I said: I don't know

[Tiance]: Yes, I don’t know either

I:........

Me: (#‵′) by

Goubi Tiance, teasing me.

[Tiance]: Hahaha

【Tiance】: Molesting you makes you feel so cute

Alas.

Tiance sent me a song and said: This song is so beautiful

Hey, the song is actually described as beautiful.

I said: I have time to listen.

【Tiance】: After listening to it, I will tell you whether the lead singer is a man or a woman

Me: If you say that...

Me: If I sound like a guy then the lead singer must be a girl

me: or vice versa

[Tiance]: That's right

【Tiance】: It seems like

[Tiance]: I underestimated your IQ

...grass, than dog.

【Title】:Iam sorry

part77.

There was no class on Sunday, and I was bored, so I went to play games and hang up.While watching them swiping the screen in the comprehensive channel, they listened to the song.

Then I swiped through Weibo, and when I returned to the game, I clicked on the secret chat channel and took a look.

It turns out that the secret chat sent by Tiance half an hour ago.

I forgot what was posted at the time.

Then he hit Tiance on Penguin: When did you send me a secret chat. . . . #stunned

【Tiance】:. . .

【Tiance】: Good question

I will explain: I open the comprehensive channel and listen to music

Me: The secret chat is swiped up immediately

【Tiance】:. . .so stupid--

[Tiance]: You're so stupid, I won't say anything

The group leader in the group of relatives and friends asked: Is anyone beating the fairy couple?

I immediately raised my hand to sign up, and other friends also signed up.

After forming a team, I asked: Captain, shall we play 1-4?

[Regiment leader]: Of course you can play everything.

Me: I, I, I haven't played the fifth one, I always find it very difficult

[Head]: It's all right, the old driver will take you

Then, under the leadership of the old driver, he passed the old five dogs and men and women painlessly.

I was shocked, what kind of old five was the old five a week ago?Why after a week they were defeated.

I said to Tiance: Do you know that the fifth child has passed#痛味热呵

【Tiance】:. . . . ?your five?

Me: followed the fifth child

[Tiance]: Still challenge the fifth child

Me: I haven't been through yet

It's sad to say, although I followed the hero, but the ordinary has not been all, heartache.

【Tiance】: En. .love you

Me: #wipetears

[Tiance]: You, you, you, you

Me: Me, me, me?

[Tiance]: Yes, I think you are so stupid

Me: #dislike

part78.

One time Tiance and I were joking and I forgot, and then I said: #想恩轻蛋

【Tiance】:. . .not promise me

I just said: I always have a subtle

Me: feeling cheated

Me: I don't think you will be glass-hearted #despise

【Tiance】: Anyway, you agreed

Me: I'm sorry

【Tiance】: Not allowed

Tiance is very wronged: you said I blx

I just tease him: You are so easy-going

[Tiance]: I'm blx because of what you said

...fucked.

Before I knew it, I was teased again.

Me: Touch your heart

[Tiance]: Go down

I:....

[Tiance]: Yes, go further

...The dog is better than Tiance.

Me: #Dislike you makes me want to say that word again

[Tiance]: If you say so, I will delete my friend

【Tiance】: I won't see you in the rivers and lakes

Me: #左失坐杽你6

[Tiance]: Daddy blx gets up and I'm afraid

Me: Yes, I am also afraid

part79.

Tiance is so funny, one day at noon he said to me: ah ah ah ah ah ah give me strength, I want to rush out of the bed

Me: go, go, go

【Tiance】: Let me lie down for a while

I:. .

Alas.

[Tiance]: Well, last night I seemed to

I:?

【Tiance】: Hands and shoulders are exposed

me: then?

[Tiance]: I feel a little uncomfortable now

Me: take medicine

【Tiance】: I hope I don’t catch a cold

Me: drink more hot water #比心

【Tiance】: How to drink in bed. .

The man hadn't gotten up yet.

Me: get up and drink

After 10 minutes, Tiance said: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tiance]: Get up

me: get up

【Tiance】: Out of the Bed Part [-]

me: put down the phone

【Tiance】: Out of bed part [-]

me: put down the phone

【Tiance】: Out of bed finale

I:. . .

【Tiance】: Out of the bed extra chapter

Me: #rolling rolling rolling

part80.

When it comes to high numbers again, I can't help but want to rush for my IQ.

Me: High math is so difficult, I have to pay for my IQ

[Tiance]: Don't be afraid. .You have to study for two or three years

I said: We seem to only study for one semester

【Tiance】: That would be very pleasant

Me: I failed the exam and retake it

【Tiance】: Don't be afraid

[Tiance]: You find it difficult. .others find it difficult

[Tiance]: Maybe there are a few top students who don't think it's difficult--

Me: This is exactly what my teacher in charge of middle and high school said.

[Tiance]: Hey, so you want to play teacher-student play with me

kindness?

[Tiance]: I suddenly feel that it is not so unacceptable to be dirty.

Meow meow meow?

Me: you are dirty

Me: My relationship is so dirty, what should I do?

[Tiance]: I should ask this question. .

【Tiance】:. . .awful

[Tiance]: The toilet in a dormitory on the seventh floor seems to have exploded again

[Tiance]: It feels like the toilets in the low-rise dormitories have to be blown up every school year

【Tiance】: It's really miserable

Me: Hahahahahaha

part81.

One time I said to Tiance: Let’s talk

[Tiance]:?

Me: Lord Dog, why do I have the illusion that you have a super good temper. .

Well, in fact, this is not an illusion.

During our relationship with Tiance, we also had quarrels, most of which were rooted in me.

Because when I fell in love with Tiance, I was the one who sought love first, so I was a little unconfident, plus I am emotional, sometimes when Tiance speaks bluntly, I will get angry.

Tiance also coaxed me all the time.

For example, something like "Let me influence the little emotions of Qingyuanyuan with love" and the like.

...Tiance hardly said anything serious because of my petty emotions.

[Tiance]: Shouldn't you describe me as gentle and kind?

me: are you sure

【Tiance】: OK

Me: use this adjective

[Tiance]: Pretty sure

【Tiance】: Because it is the truth

me: oh. .You are such a gentle and kind girl

【Tiance】:. .madness

Me: How about that song? There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang

【Tiance】: I don’t understand

Me: beautiful and kind

【Tiance】:. . .Aren't Japanese anime male protagonists all other advantages, only one is gentle and kind?

I:. . .

【Tiance】: At first glance, I am the hero

【Tiance】: The kind of super long

[Tiance]: There is still a theater version

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Me: The stallion hero hugs left and right

part82.

[Tiance]: Hey, it’s okay, I’m the hero, so you’re the heroine

Me: #rolling rolling rolling

[Tiance]: I generously give you the right to consider being Mao Lilan or Huiyuan Ai

I:. . . .

retarded.

someday.

[Tiance]: Why can't our air conditioner turn on when it's over 100 degrees?

Me: what the hell. . More than 100 degrees

【Tiance】: electricity. .

[Tiance]: The unit of measurement for electricity is not temperature

me: oh...

me: oh. . . .

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha

[Tiance]:? ?

Me: I just wanted to laugh and figured it out and found that this stalk is very funny

【Tiance】:. . .not

Me: I don't listen anyway

【Tiance】: It was still below zero yesterday

【Tiance】: Today is ten degrees again

Me: Your weather is so capricious

【Tiance】: Yes

[Tiance]: I'm going to catch a cold if I play like this without an air conditioner

Me: Four-character mantra: drink more hot water

【Tiance】: Don't drink

Me: put more clothes on

【Tiance】: Do not wear

Me: Hey, do you still want to run naked?

【Tiance】: What clothes should we wear to sleep together?

Me: #stunned

Me: I think of myself.. What should I do if I wear such a thick deep winter #吃水瓜哭

Yes, I am very afraid of the cold, very afraid, very afraid.

Me: #吃水瓜哭 My roommates are worried about me

【Tiance】: Don't go out

. . .Talk nonsense.

Me: #eat watermelon cry

【Tiance】: The only place where you can cry is the toilet and Daddy's chest

I:. . .

Ugh.

Got teased again.

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