Take a look at that Tiance

The author has something to say: 1. Tiance Climbing Beggars Climbing the Yellow Chickens and Milking——In the 90s (at least when I entered the pit at the end of the 90s), it was difficult to climb the mountain because Tiance’s light skills were not high enough. I have stiffness, and the dungeon mechanism is not friendly to the beggars, so it is difficult for the beggars to beat the beggars. The nurse has huge breasts and is hard, and there is no healing reduction for the hidden sword, so the nurse cannot be killed.

2. Turning in circles - a skill of Qixiu sect, commonly known as sword dance, the action is to hold two swords in circles.

3. #猪头——and #欣喜# Contempt, etc., are the expressions of Jiansan.

4. Camps - There are two camps in Jiansan. The specific plot can be found on Baidu. They are the Haoqi League and the Valley of the Evil.

5. Datang Prison - The background of Jiansan is the Tang Dynasty. If a character kills in the main city, he will have a murderous value. If the murderous value is too high, he will go to the prison to move bricks.

6. Copy the party - the main force of Jiansan.

7. Milk Heart Method and Bing Xin——Qixiu sect has two kinds of heart methods, one is Yunshang Heart Sutra, which is healing, and the other is Bing Xin Jue, which is dps.

8. Wuxiao - the abbreviation of five copies of the Great War.

9. Tribute—that is, the contribution value of Jianghu, which can be obtained through tasks, and can be used to change equipment and buy five-element stones.

part1

When chatting with my apprentice once, my apprentice told me: "Master, do you know the big jokes about Jian San?"

Me: "Ah, that's the one, Tiance Climbing the Beggars' Clan to beat the yellow chickens and milk?"

Apprentice: "Correct solution."

Me: ... "So why are you talking about this?"

Apprentice: "It's nothing, just to make you laugh."

Me: "Oh, hahaha."

What's so fun, I already knew it, okay?Don't bully me for being late, but you should know that I know everything.

Going back to the daily life of the sect, I watched Xiufang's sisters circling around, I looked around, I didn't say that there was no one who could fight [not].

Apart from Xiuxiu who was circling around, there were other sects who were flirting with girls.What begging for sister Xiu to go back to Junshan, what begging for a bound milk.

snort.I changed my daughter's clothes, and then watched her go around in circles for a few minutes. Sure enough, my daughter was the prettiest.

A secret chat came over.

A certain beggar whispers to you: #欢乐, Xiuxiu, do you want a date?

You quietly said to a certain beggar: no appointment#despise

I am a demon, I do not date.

The third sect mission is to dance. I jumped out of the door and took off with great lightness skills. Then I saw someone flying with me next to me. I took a look and it turned out to be a plan.

Hahaha Tiance.

Then he flew over before me.

...

Oh, I still look up from his perspective.

I angrily opened the friend list and blocked my apprentice.

You quietly said to your apprentice: What Tiance climbing a mountain is a joke, it's all a lie!

The apprentice quietly said to you: #呵

You quietly said to your apprentice: Just now there is a Tiance who can fly higher and faster than me! !

The apprentice quietly said to you: #猪头#猪头#猪头Master, you are a good dish

I:...

Then cleared the chat history and added apprentice vendetta.By the way, he clicked on Tiance next to him and took a look.

A military master with two whiskers fluttering in the wind, extremely coquettish.

Then I saw the other side also looked over, and then I saw a sentence in a close chat——

[Military Lord]: Vegetable chicken, but Tiance can't fly#猪头

I:...

Great man, you managed to get my attention.

I looked at this Tiance again, a professional Tiance, with a male body, a villain camp, and a strange name.

This strange flower is commendatory and has a color of appreciation.

For example, some loli call her the teacher of the college entrance examination questions. When you see her on the road, you must have the urge to feed candied haws.

For example, if someone is named Xishanju Guo Weiwei, you will definitely have the urge to kill him when you meet him.

Then the name of this military master is ideological and moral cultivation.

very good, very powerful.I like.

But I was cold and ignored him.

Although I'm a shemale, I'm a high-cold Xiuluo, who looks like a rich and beautiful goddess at first glance.

So I flew away coldly.

part2

When chatting with my apprentice once, my apprentice said to me, "Master, I saw a military master!"

Is it strange to meet Mr. Jun?

Then the apprentice went on to say, "Oh, I like his id!"

I said: "If you like it, don't be cowardly. If you don't let it, rape/rape it. I will go back to Datang Prison to see you as a teacher."

Apprentice whispers to you: #实猪#孟猪#实猪

Apprentice whispers to you: he likes idben

The apprentice quietly said to you: [Ideological and moral cultivation]

......

Why is this military master ID so familiar?

I thought about it for a long time, what the hell, isn't he the Goubi Tiance who flew faster than me and taller than me in Qixiu that day? !

Thieves are destined.

So I said to my apprentice, "Apprentice brother! Avenge my master!"

The apprentice quietly said to you:? ? ?

Me: "Apprentice, he is the dog Bi Tiance who was faster than Gao Fei who flew for the teacher that day!!!!"

then.

The apprentice quietly said to you: hahahaha and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The apprentice quietly said to you: I am going to worship the hero!

The apprentice whispers to you: The glory of Tiance Mansion!

Oh.

On this day, it seemed that some kind of friendship was broken.

part3

I entered the pit very late, in the late 90s. After playing for a short time, I drove 95 and entered the new version.

So, after the big update that day, I couldn't wait to log in to the game.

As soon as you go online, you will be stuck and unable to work.

Yesterday was the last day of the 90s, so I went crazy once.After twelve o'clock, I was still on the game, following the copying party in the world and brushing non-stop.

Something like "The biggest adventure in the 90s was you silly roe deer".

After brushing, I read the post, and then I went offline.

When I was free the next day, I immediately went to the game. Although I was offline at Qixiufang the day before, after going online again, I was still very stuck.

The copying party in the world is still brushing up again.There are many people in the Qixiu sect going around in circles every day.

Because there were explanations in the previous posts, so seeing that I only had more than 2 blood, I was still calm.

After reading everything that should be browsed, I switched to Milk Heart Method to check my healing amount, mourned silently, and then switched back to Bing Xin to prepare for an upgrade.

According to the guidelines of the post bar, I flew to Mount Wutai to carry out the task.There are people everywhere at the mission point, which is called a bustling scene.

Where you need to pick up items, you need to fight for hand speed, and where you need to fight mobs... It's bloody.

At level 95, five new maps and five dungeons have been opened, and the upgraded maps in these five maps are all in the wild, that is to say, people who set up camps here can kill each other.

That's a mess.

There are many corpses lying on the ground, and the white characters on the nearby channels are brushed around.

At this time, I am hanging on the sword god Wuwo, and I am surrounded by mobs, feeling, ah ~ neutrality is good.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and grandeur are two hundred and five.

Dao can be said, very Dao, wicked people are big fools.

You take one shot, I take one shot, look at the two idiots with a neutral smile.

Hahahaha.

So I excitedly told the apprentice who was also upgrading.

The apprentice joined the camp and belonged to the villain, because she said that she liked the villain very much since she was promoted.

Then she said, "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, and I have been watching three idiots."

Oh.

part4

Because Guo Weiwei gave a reward, the top [-] full-levels of each sect can get something.So many people are rushing to upgrade.

Fortunately, I don't need these things, so I will upgrade slowly.

Later, the post bar also summarized the experience, advantages and disadvantages, and black technology of each upgraded map.

One of them is the full-level belt type book, which is the new five primary school released in 95. The boss has the last blood left, and kicks out other teammates, so that the upgraded person can gain experience all by himself.

It is said that this is an upgrade.

Sounds great.

However, I did not act.

Because, I am a stand-alone party.

When I first entered the pit, I worshiped the master, and then the master also took me to level up, but because the master is pvp, I want to play pve, so after the full level, I naturally separated from the master.

But my master is very kind to me, knowing that I play pve, she saves me a tribute every day for a pvp, and gave me the tribute when I became a teacher.

At that time, I was innocent and innocent, so I was very touched when I received this great gift from Master.

At that time, my master said that when she graduated, her master was also like this. He bought her pvp equipment, which should be maces at that time. She was also very moved, so she wanted to inherit this fine tradition of the school. Come down, she will do the same to her apprentice in the future.

I was so moved.

My master can only take me to do daily work and fight battles, but he can't take me with him.

At that time, I didn't know the meaning of personal master, and I couldn't do anything except daily life. Later, I used the post bar to do Taiyuan's daily prestige until I met personal master.

Later, although there was a personal master to guide him, he was still a novice.

All in all, as a novice, I can't even play games well, so I don't have many relatives and friends.

But my apprentice is quite different.

After I became a teacher at that time, I couldn't wait to become a master myself.

My apprentice is quite strange, she plays Xiuta, but she is a girl, and I play Xiuluo, but I am a man.

Gee.

I couldn't give my apprentice anything, and she didn't need me to worry about it, so we just played with pvbb.

Until later, my apprentice told me that she is a pvp...

Five thunderstorms hit the top.

But no way.

But she fell into the villain's camp. Fortunately, my master is also a villain, so I just asked my master to take her to play together.

Then the two of them, a master and a disciple, had a great time playing.

Leave me alone, alone.