After the alpha was slag, it was marked
Chapter 15
Xu Feng looked sympathetically at the chubby chubby who was thrown in the trap, and sincerely advised: "Little fat, you really should lose weight!"
The trap at the foot was about two meters deep. Judging from the situation, it should be set up to catch large animals. Fortunately, there was no sharp weapon inside.
Fatty lay down in the trap, wiped the dirt off his face, and raised his head crying: "Brother Feng, help me up."
"Wait." Xu Feng looked around, saw some vines clinging to the trees not far away, and walked over.
When he got closer, Xu Feng realized that those vines were not attached to the trees.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Xu Feng raised his eyebrows and smiled.
It turned out to be the case.
Pulling off some vines and pinching them together, Xu Feng tried it and felt that he could stand Xiaopang before putting it down.
Xiaopang was grabbing the ground end and was about to climb up, when suddenly a pheasant ran out from the grass and ran straight to this side.
The last one stuck in the trap.
Xu Feng: ...
Fatty: ...
Is there any waiting for chickens?
When Xiaopang and Xu Feng came back, they saw Zhou Dongdong squatting there with a sad face, but there was no spark on the ground.
Zhou Dongdong saw the pheasant in Xu Feng's hand, his eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up in admiration: "So fat? Brother Feng, you are so awesome!"
Xu Feng threw the chicken with its wings bound to him: "You don't get rewarded for your merits. This was caught by Little Fatty in three hundred rounds."
"Fuck, fat brother, did you meet a robber?" Zhou Dongdong raised his head and saw Xiaopang's embarrassed appearance, and said exaggeratedly while hugging the chicken.
I saw chicken feathers on Xiaopang's head, his body and face were covered with mud, and the trousers on his left leg turned into flared trousers, which were scratched by Xu Feng when he pulled him out of the trap.
"Hmph!" Xiaopang glared at Zhou Dongdong, and squatted aside with his shoulders in his arms, feeling sad.
He has decided that he wants to lose weight.
Brother Ji is very mighty, even with his wings tied, he almost ran away, Xu Feng and Zhou Dongdong took a lot of effort to subdue him.
In order to prevent brother chicken from escaping from prison, they decided to send it on the road as soon as possible.
Xu Feng kicked the stones and sticks under his feet, and looked at Zhou Dongdong with contempt.
"Are you learning from primitive people, drilling wood to make fire?"
"...my lighter was confiscated when it arrived." Zhou Dongdong, who had accomplished nothing, said weakly.
"Young people learn." Xu Feng shook his head and took out a lighter from his sock.
The fire is lit, but what to do next?Xu Feng and Brother Ji stared at each other for a while, and finally decided to throw it directly into the fire.
Yu Fang who had set up the tent stopped him.
Xu Fengle squatted aside to watch in his leisure time.
He was attracted by Yu Fang's methodical movements although he was not very skilled.
He asked curiously, "Have you done it before?"
Yu Fang: "No, I did my homework a few days before departure."
However, although……
Xu Feng is still unwilling to admit that this person is smarter than him.
He pursed his lips deliberately sarcastic: "It's really like a good wife and mother."
Yu Fang turned his head and looked over: "If the other party is you, I'd be very happy."
There was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and there were stars shining in his eyes.
Suddenly Yu Fang leaned forward and approached Xu Feng's ear, adding softly: "If it were you, I would like everything."
After speaking, I don't know whether it was intentional or a coincidence, Yu Fang blew into his earlobe.
Xu Feng:! ! !
I like everything...
His words echoed in Xu Feng's mind over and over again, exploding like fireworks.
Yu Fang had never expressed such direct and explicit love to him before.
Even though he always knew that Yu Fang still liked him, but when he said it himself, it still made people feel a kind of warm emotion reverberating in his heart.
He even thought impulsively, maybe he doesn't need to think so much...
On the earlobe was the man's warm breath, and Xu Feng felt goosebumps all over his body centered on his ears.
The right ear is even hotter.
He raised his head to avoid Yu Fang, but his center of gravity became unstable, he fell backwards, and then fell directly on his buttocks.
Xu Feng: ...
This fall also awakened Chaos' brain.
Oh, yes, this guy is seducing him openly!
And what did he mean just now?Want him to be a good wife and mother?
Pooh!It's beautiful!
Zhou Dongdong next to him watched the excitement and blew a whistle at the two of them.
In order to hide his embarrassment, Xu Feng turned around fiercely to deal with him.
"Ahhh... I was wrong! Brother Feng is merciful!"
Yu Fang looked at the young boy's red ears not far away, and the chicken brother who was stripped naked in a good mood, and then went on to kill the chicken.
After tossing and tossing for so long, the young men were already hungry. After the chicken was cooked, Xiaopang and Zhou Dongdong rushed over like hungry wolves.
Yu Fang escaped the poisonous hands of two people and pulled off one of the drumsticks.
Zhou Dongdong and Xiaopang gave it to Xu Feng with their playful eyes.
Like a child being treated specially, Xu Feng felt a little ashamed and flustered.
Xu Feng knew that he should justly refuse now, but looking at the grilled chicken legs that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, he couldn't say no.
"Cough... After all, I have a share of the credit for catching the chicken."
He took a bite of the chicken with a straight face, not to mention, it was quite delicious.
Zhou Dongdong looked down at the chicken legs he had finally snatched, and he felt that he should learn from his cousin.
Reluctantly, he handed the chicken leg to Xiaopang: "Come on, Brother Fatty will give you the remaining leg. I have been fed with dog food to support me."
"You still have a conscience." Xiaopang unceremoniously grabbed the chicken leg and took a bite.
Eat to have the strength to lose weight.
A chicken was gnawed all over in a blink of an eye, Xu Feng looked at the burning fire, thought for a while and put a handful of green leaves on it.
Suddenly thick smoke billowed.
If a fire is lit in a deep forest, if the smoke is too large, it may attract some beasts.
Yu Fang next to him looked at Xu Feng's actions thoughtfully, but didn't stop him.
At night when they went to bed they had another argument because one of the tents was broken and there were only three left.
Xiaopang said as a matter of course: "Of course Brother Feng is sleeping with me."
Zhou Dongdong bumped Xiaopang with his elbow, with a gossip on his face: "Why don't you have any eyesight at all? Of course Brother Feng is sleeping with my cousin."
At the same time, he winked at Xu Feng again: "I promise no one will disturb you this time."
Xu Feng kicked it over: "Grass! Zhou Dongdong, please tell me what you are bothering me?"
Zhou Dongdong with a wretched smile hid in the tent.
At this moment Xu Feng has every reason to suspect that Yu Fang has plans for him.
How did one of the tents break?
He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Yu Fang, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"
Yu Fang: "The broken one is yours, if you don't believe me, you can check it out."
Opening the half-built tent, Xu Feng found a big hole in the roof.
When he was hanging on the tree, he seemed to hear a thorn, probably the sound of the tent being torn.
With such a big opening, and there are so many mosquitoes in the forest, it must not be used.
Xu Feng resentfully remained silent, but he would never put a tent with Yu.
"Then I will share a tent with Xiaopang."
"No! You have a tent by yourself, and Dongdong and I will have one"
Hearing Yu Fang's decision, Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
In the dead of night, just when everyone fell asleep, the howling of wolves was particularly obvious.
Xu Feng, who was lying in the tent, suddenly opened his eyes.
The sound was really penetrating in the middle of the night, and Zhou Dongdong's face turned pale with fright: "The program crew is too stupid, there are wolves in the forest?"
But Xu Feng hooked the corner of his mouth.
The prey is hooked.
The trap at the foot was about two meters deep. Judging from the situation, it should be set up to catch large animals. Fortunately, there was no sharp weapon inside.
Fatty lay down in the trap, wiped the dirt off his face, and raised his head crying: "Brother Feng, help me up."
"Wait." Xu Feng looked around, saw some vines clinging to the trees not far away, and walked over.
When he got closer, Xu Feng realized that those vines were not attached to the trees.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Xu Feng raised his eyebrows and smiled.
It turned out to be the case.
Pulling off some vines and pinching them together, Xu Feng tried it and felt that he could stand Xiaopang before putting it down.
Xiaopang was grabbing the ground end and was about to climb up, when suddenly a pheasant ran out from the grass and ran straight to this side.
The last one stuck in the trap.
Xu Feng: ...
Fatty: ...
Is there any waiting for chickens?
When Xiaopang and Xu Feng came back, they saw Zhou Dongdong squatting there with a sad face, but there was no spark on the ground.
Zhou Dongdong saw the pheasant in Xu Feng's hand, his eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up in admiration: "So fat? Brother Feng, you are so awesome!"
Xu Feng threw the chicken with its wings bound to him: "You don't get rewarded for your merits. This was caught by Little Fatty in three hundred rounds."
"Fuck, fat brother, did you meet a robber?" Zhou Dongdong raised his head and saw Xiaopang's embarrassed appearance, and said exaggeratedly while hugging the chicken.
I saw chicken feathers on Xiaopang's head, his body and face were covered with mud, and the trousers on his left leg turned into flared trousers, which were scratched by Xu Feng when he pulled him out of the trap.
"Hmph!" Xiaopang glared at Zhou Dongdong, and squatted aside with his shoulders in his arms, feeling sad.
He has decided that he wants to lose weight.
Brother Ji is very mighty, even with his wings tied, he almost ran away, Xu Feng and Zhou Dongdong took a lot of effort to subdue him.
In order to prevent brother chicken from escaping from prison, they decided to send it on the road as soon as possible.
Xu Feng kicked the stones and sticks under his feet, and looked at Zhou Dongdong with contempt.
"Are you learning from primitive people, drilling wood to make fire?"
"...my lighter was confiscated when it arrived." Zhou Dongdong, who had accomplished nothing, said weakly.
"Young people learn." Xu Feng shook his head and took out a lighter from his sock.
The fire is lit, but what to do next?Xu Feng and Brother Ji stared at each other for a while, and finally decided to throw it directly into the fire.
Yu Fang who had set up the tent stopped him.
Xu Fengle squatted aside to watch in his leisure time.
He was attracted by Yu Fang's methodical movements although he was not very skilled.
He asked curiously, "Have you done it before?"
Yu Fang: "No, I did my homework a few days before departure."
However, although……
Xu Feng is still unwilling to admit that this person is smarter than him.
He pursed his lips deliberately sarcastic: "It's really like a good wife and mother."
Yu Fang turned his head and looked over: "If the other party is you, I'd be very happy."
There was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and there were stars shining in his eyes.
Suddenly Yu Fang leaned forward and approached Xu Feng's ear, adding softly: "If it were you, I would like everything."
After speaking, I don't know whether it was intentional or a coincidence, Yu Fang blew into his earlobe.
Xu Feng:! ! !
I like everything...
His words echoed in Xu Feng's mind over and over again, exploding like fireworks.
Yu Fang had never expressed such direct and explicit love to him before.
Even though he always knew that Yu Fang still liked him, but when he said it himself, it still made people feel a kind of warm emotion reverberating in his heart.
He even thought impulsively, maybe he doesn't need to think so much...
On the earlobe was the man's warm breath, and Xu Feng felt goosebumps all over his body centered on his ears.
The right ear is even hotter.
He raised his head to avoid Yu Fang, but his center of gravity became unstable, he fell backwards, and then fell directly on his buttocks.
Xu Feng: ...
This fall also awakened Chaos' brain.
Oh, yes, this guy is seducing him openly!
And what did he mean just now?Want him to be a good wife and mother?
Pooh!It's beautiful!
Zhou Dongdong next to him watched the excitement and blew a whistle at the two of them.
In order to hide his embarrassment, Xu Feng turned around fiercely to deal with him.
"Ahhh... I was wrong! Brother Feng is merciful!"
Yu Fang looked at the young boy's red ears not far away, and the chicken brother who was stripped naked in a good mood, and then went on to kill the chicken.
After tossing and tossing for so long, the young men were already hungry. After the chicken was cooked, Xiaopang and Zhou Dongdong rushed over like hungry wolves.
Yu Fang escaped the poisonous hands of two people and pulled off one of the drumsticks.
Zhou Dongdong and Xiaopang gave it to Xu Feng with their playful eyes.
Like a child being treated specially, Xu Feng felt a little ashamed and flustered.
Xu Feng knew that he should justly refuse now, but looking at the grilled chicken legs that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, he couldn't say no.
"Cough... After all, I have a share of the credit for catching the chicken."
He took a bite of the chicken with a straight face, not to mention, it was quite delicious.
Zhou Dongdong looked down at the chicken legs he had finally snatched, and he felt that he should learn from his cousin.
Reluctantly, he handed the chicken leg to Xiaopang: "Come on, Brother Fatty will give you the remaining leg. I have been fed with dog food to support me."
"You still have a conscience." Xiaopang unceremoniously grabbed the chicken leg and took a bite.
Eat to have the strength to lose weight.
A chicken was gnawed all over in a blink of an eye, Xu Feng looked at the burning fire, thought for a while and put a handful of green leaves on it.
Suddenly thick smoke billowed.
If a fire is lit in a deep forest, if the smoke is too large, it may attract some beasts.
Yu Fang next to him looked at Xu Feng's actions thoughtfully, but didn't stop him.
At night when they went to bed they had another argument because one of the tents was broken and there were only three left.
Xiaopang said as a matter of course: "Of course Brother Feng is sleeping with me."
Zhou Dongdong bumped Xiaopang with his elbow, with a gossip on his face: "Why don't you have any eyesight at all? Of course Brother Feng is sleeping with my cousin."
At the same time, he winked at Xu Feng again: "I promise no one will disturb you this time."
Xu Feng kicked it over: "Grass! Zhou Dongdong, please tell me what you are bothering me?"
Zhou Dongdong with a wretched smile hid in the tent.
At this moment Xu Feng has every reason to suspect that Yu Fang has plans for him.
How did one of the tents break?
He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Yu Fang, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"
Yu Fang: "The broken one is yours, if you don't believe me, you can check it out."
Opening the half-built tent, Xu Feng found a big hole in the roof.
When he was hanging on the tree, he seemed to hear a thorn, probably the sound of the tent being torn.
With such a big opening, and there are so many mosquitoes in the forest, it must not be used.
Xu Feng resentfully remained silent, but he would never put a tent with Yu.
"Then I will share a tent with Xiaopang."
"No! You have a tent by yourself, and Dongdong and I will have one"
Hearing Yu Fang's decision, Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
In the dead of night, just when everyone fell asleep, the howling of wolves was particularly obvious.
Xu Feng, who was lying in the tent, suddenly opened his eyes.
The sound was really penetrating in the middle of the night, and Zhou Dongdong's face turned pale with fright: "The program crew is too stupid, there are wolves in the forest?"
But Xu Feng hooked the corner of his mouth.
The prey is hooked.
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