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At the end of evening self-study, Liu Feng took a bath in the bathroom, feeling very depressed.He couldn't figure out how Gao Shenghan could be so bored, and asked himself pettyly why he didn't watch him play basketball.Liu Feng felt that this was purely unreasonable trouble, so he became arrogant on the spot, and replied that I have my own things to do, and I am not your personal nanny, which is really funny.Gao Shenghan was eating at the time, and when he heard this, he threw his chopsticks and threw the meal into the trash can instead of dumping Liu Feng.The cold war lasted for two classes. Liu Feng knew that Gao Shenghan was hungry and couldn’t hold him back. He went to the canteen and bought bread and milk for him. In order to promote the stable economic development of the two, he took the initiative to ease the bilateral relationship for the first time in history, admitting that this was his own diplomacy. The major mistake in decision-making was all because of the damn midterm exam, so I didn't go.

Liu Feng begged, "Don't be angry, okay?"

Xiao Aojiao took the initiative to admit her mistake, which was so fucking satisfying.Gao Shenghan magnanimously pardoned Liu Feng, but the death penalty is inevitable, and the living crime cannot escape. Gao Shenghan asked Liu Feng to go to his house on weekends and accompany him.

Liu Feng swears against it to the death, and Gao Shenghan promises not to mess around with his identity as rich and handsome, but this does not dispel Liu Feng's doubts.How can verbal promises be taken seriously!The wolf caught the sheep, but let the sheep live. This does not prove that the wolf is kind, but it is the danger of the wolf. The wolf thinks that the next time the sheep will grow more meat, the taste will be better. But when the sheep sees the benefactor, it will not run away the first time, so the wolf's mouth catches it and takes it down.

Liu Feng wiped the shower gel, rubbing left and right, and realized that he had really gained some flesh recently... But after thinking about it carefully, he realized that something was wrong.Gao Shenghan has always been very magnanimous, and never gets angry over trivial matters. He was fine even if he didn’t watch him play before. Why did he reflect so much this time?So he is making use of the problem?He wants you to accompany him but he can't find a suitable reason. You didn't go to watch him play basketball, so he will use his tricks and invite you into the urn?On Saturday night, without Xiao Xing, without Zhang Jian, and certainly without his parents, it is a pure two-person world, what will happen?But the sad reminder is that it has already agreed.

Liu Feng felt that he was cheated, and it was a tiankeng.

Liu Feng recited a sentence of Fake seriously, washed for a while, wiped off the water, and was about to go back to the dormitory. When he walked to the second cubicle, he heard Zhang Jian's voice, and Liu Feng stopped.

"I really didn't lie to you, I was blinded by the whole drawer." Zhang Jian said in an unbelievable tone of a bystander.

"How does that look?" Buddy A said excitedly.

Zhang Jian summed it up in one word - cool!

"This is your fault." Buddy B said, "If you are a brother, you should share it together."

"Well, I can only borrow so much, there's nothing I can do," Zhang Jian said.

"That's it, bring the dish to my house on Saturday." Buddy A said.

Zhang Jian looked embarrassed.

"I really think you guys are as hungry as dogs." Liu Feng recognized Lin Yanfeng's voice, "Aside from playing ball and shooting guns all day long, can your entertainment methods be more fucking diversified?"

After a few seconds of silence, a buddy said: "Deputy team, this is your fault. They are all men. Watching more is good for your physical and mental health."

"They're all men, that's a good point. Then I borrow other people's porn to watch when they're all men. How can I be so embarrassing? Where do you put your dicks? I'm going to buy them directly."

"Deputy team, I'm going to say this to you." Buddy A said domineeringly to Zhang Jian: "If you ask him if he sells it, it will be calculated according to the market price. If the quality is good, order in large quantities."

Liu Feng thought to himself, what kind of fucking species are these athletic men?Can these words be said so ostentatiously?

Zhang Jian readily agreed.Buddy B thinks this is not economical, and proposes to download online, which is free and easy, but buddy A says that the quality of online downloads is low, and there are evil codes!I was really upset watching it, so I returned to the traditional way of watching dishes.

Buddy A was still worried about the quality and asked, "Is it high-definition?"

Zhang Jian answered in detail, saying: "Mao can see clearly!"

Liu Feng left decisively.

After Zhang Jian took a shower, he went straight to the dormitory, took out his mobile phone, laid out the paper, and clicked on the video.The whole set of actions is orderly, and the placement of objects pays attention to the layout.For example, the underwear is hung directly on the thigh, in case the cockroach breaks in suddenly, so that it can be covered in time.The paper is laid out flat and within reach, and three sheets are reserved under the pillow for emergencies.The rhythm and video are followed up simultaneously, and various tricks are performed. The skills are extraordinary and holy, reaching the pinnacle.

Liu Feng saw it in his eyes, and thought that this was a diaosi—the posture was wretched, and the movements were ugly.The technique is clumsy, scratching like a dog.How to save?It's very simple, it's free, and it's enough to draw paper.I would like to tell the second child that the strong and lasting, vigorous physiological needs, like a scourge, engulfed me and made me roar.

Liu Feng thought of the "Ode to Fighting Cannon" recorded in "The Posthumous Manuscript of the History of the No. [-] Middle School", and he was deeply convinced.The writing style of Shenren is extraordinary, tricky and sharp, and hits the nail on the head.It vividly describes the mood of sexting, deeply reveals the reasons for sexting, expresses the painful thoughts and feelings for boys' unrestrained sexing, and reflects the author's mind of worrying about the country and the people......

"Turn down your voice, please!" Liu Feng said disgustedly.

"You can only feel it when you listen to it louder." Zhang Jian didn't care about other people's feelings at all.

"Don't you have headphones?"

"Down the toilet."

"God has no eyes, why didn't you suck your phone into it too!" Liu Feng threw his earphones to Zhang Jian, who threw them back and said, "It's useless now."

"why?"

"The reason has already been said, and it sounds like a feeling."

Liu Feng put on the earphones angrily.

The roommate was washing Zhang Jian's socks, and he was used to playing the role of a manservant at night.Although his male god has been replaced by Lin Yanfeng, he can't quench his thirst from afar. Serving Zhang Jian well is still the top priority. He is a bit wild. His figure and crotch are impeccable, and his roommate is already content.

The highlight of tonight is that Zhang Jian abandoned his favorite "holding" shaking technique, and reverted to various fancy classical fingering techniques, such as the dragonfly touching the water, one shot and two scattered, the golden toad spit beads, and file in.The moves are all out, and there is a degree of relaxation.The roommate stared straight at him, automatically ignoring the unwashed socks.

The bedroom door was kicked open with a "bang", and Lin Yanfeng appeared at the door, carrying a bag of barbecue, and was eating a bunch of tenderloin.The first time he entered the door, he saw Zhang Jian's hands flying up and down, and felt that it was really disappointing.

"Zhang Jian, I really feel that you have taken shooting guns as a habit, not a distraction. I advise you to plan better."

Zhang Jian said proudly: "Oh, it's okay, deputy team. Men, there are always extra periods. I have a little bit of stock recently, so I expanded my export sales independently."

Lin Yanfeng was speechless. After all, this is someone's internal affairs, and you have no right to interfere, but there are still some aspects that are acceptable.

"Turn down the sound, it will affect my mood while eating."

"Okay, okay...shut down." Zhang Jian muffled, just enough for himself to hear.

Lin Yanfeng sat down next to Xiaoxing, finished the tenderloin in one bite, then took out a fragrant and crispy chicken leg, and handed it to Xiaoxing.

"Here, for me?"

"Sure, you just need to eat more to grow your body."

"Thank you brother..." Xiaoxing took the chicken leg.

Lin Yanfeng smiled and watched Xiaoxing take a bite, then gave Liu Feng a bunch of ribs and his roommate a bunch of fish balls.As for Zhang Jian, he was shooting guns with one hand and using the mobile phone with the other. He was busy with business, so it was better not to bother him.

"You're free." Lin Yanfeng said.

"Why is this? Vice team, I want to eat too." Zhang Jian yelled.

"If you want to eat, take it yourself."

"I'm dizzy." Zhang Jian was greedy and anxious, "I don't have any free hands."

"Then eat when you are free."

"You'll finish eating when I'm free."

"You're smart."

Zhang Jianxin said, let's eat before continuing, since it's all foreplay anyway, it might as well stop for a few minutes.So I stretched out my paws to get the barbecue.Lin Yanfeng brushed it aside, and said, "I'm going to wash my hands for the dirty smell."

Zhang Jian washed his hands depressed, picked up a string of fish steaks and started to eat. He wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start, so he habitually started from his field of expertise and asked Lin Yanfeng: "Deputy team, how many days are you doing?" once?"

Lin Yanfeng glanced at him and said, "I'm not as good as you?"

Zhang Jian understood in seconds, and immediately changed his words: "Deputy team, how many times a day do you do?"

These words directly brought the roommate back from the nympho to reality, this is what he really cares about, thanks to Zhang Jian, the roommate bit off a fish ball and waited for the answer.

"Why did I tell you?" Lin Yanfeng said.

"Just ask—damn they are all men." Zhang Jian said.

What Lin Yanfeng hates the most is asking some private questions under the premise that they are all men.These idiots have been wandering around for a long time, and they came again today. It was really annoying, and I wanted to hit someone, but in a blink of an eye, Xiao Xing was next to him again.The little kid doesn't understand anything, if Zhang Jian is really beaten up, I'm afraid it will ruin his image, Lin Yanfeng endured it, and said: "Take care of yourself, it's not your turn to intervene in Lao Tzu's affairs."

Although I didn't get the information I wanted, my roommate loved this sentence.Outstanding personality, domineering leaking decent, instant nymphomaniac.

"Deputy team, sometimes I really think you have a bad temper." Zhang Jian said.

"If that's the case, you're already lying on the ground and can't get up."

"Okay, then don't say anything." Zhang Jian stretched his biceps, "Vice team, let's do a comparison."

"I'm still afraid of you?" Lin Yanfeng thought it was funny, "I hope your hand strength is stronger than yours."

So the two fought in a civilized arm wrestling, and as expected, Lin Yanfeng won.Zhang Jian refused to accept it, changed his left hand, and lost again. Zhang Jian was a little discouraged.Lin Yanfeng said in a supreme tone: "I'm sorry, young man, I am older than you in both."

Zhang Jian was stunned, as if he had never seen Lin Yanfeng in the second state, and asked: "Vice team, how hard are you?"

The roommate's heartbeat accelerated, and he had only seen Lin Yanfeng's first state, which was already very visually impressive...

Lin Yanfeng shook his head and smiled, took out a ham sausage from the bag and said to Zhang Jian, "It seems like this is yours." Then he took out another ham sausage and put them together, with a proud expression on his face. Sorry, just smiled and said nothing.

The roommate suddenly felt that a certain part of himself was wet and extremely itchy.

Lin Yanfeng shook his finger and said to Zhang Jian, "Your diameter is not good enough."

Liu Feng always remembered this term.Under normal circumstances, rough people like Zhang Jian will directly ask how rough you are.Now that the times have progressed, the question is changed to what is the diameter of your cylinder, which is the embodiment of a civilized society.And the same formula applies to other fields as well.For example, ask a girl, hey beauty, what is the volume of your ball?Fucking feels so learned.

Zhang Jian suffered a double blow both psychologically and physically, and the location advantage he has always been proud of was ruthlessly compared.Comparing people to people makes people mad; dicks compare dicks to death, and if it is serious, it will cause heart disease.Zhang Jian was heartless, so he was not overwhelmed to death. Although the blow was there, it was not deep.Moreover, he has always been optimistic about his development prospects. Besides, Lin Yanfeng is one year older than him, and he still has enough time to make a comeback. When the time comes, he will dominate the bathhouse and the school, and it is just around the corner.

"Deputy team, what you say is not proven, I want to see the truth." Zhang Jian said.

"Some parts cannot be seen casually." Lin Yanfeng said.

"Damn it," Zhang Jian said with a lump in his throat, "If you're a man, you have to be honest!"

Coming to the main premise again, Lin Yanfeng frowned, walked to the toilet, waved to Zhang Jian, and said, "The honest meeting in the toilet is only for you, how about it?"

Zhang Jianxin happily walked to the door of the toilet and was about to go in. At this moment, Lin Yanfeng took two steps back and kicked Zhang Jian's butt firmly. Zhang Jian slammed into the toilet with a groan.Lin Yanfeng glanced at the basin of water on the sink, but didn't look carefully, grabbed the basin and poured the water into the toilet.Zhang Jian turned his head in pain, and saw the water curtain covering the sky.

In one go, decisively close the door.Lin Yanfeng left two strings of ham sausage, patted Xiao Xing on the head, then went out laughing with his head up to the sky.

The roommate knew that the pot of water was corrosive enough to stink the fish in the river, and wondered whether Zhang Jian could handle the secondary processing products, so the roommate prayed silently for him.

Fortunately, Zhang Jian was only wearing a pair of underwear, and the affected area was not serious at all. Unfortunately, he tasted his own foot odor. Zhang Jian was stunned in the toilet, and before he could react, he shook his head suddenly to wake up, and walked out of the toilet. Finding that Lin Yanfeng was no longer there, he asked, "The deputy team left?"

"Yeah." The roommate said, "Before he left, he left you two strings of ham sausage and said he would make it up for you."

Zhang Jian gnawed the ham sausage angrily, then took a shower, washed his hair, and changed his underwear.Several times of tossing made him not in the mood to continue shooting.And the buttocks are still aching, the fucking kick must have used internal force, but fortunately, my buttocks are elastic.Zhang Jian was furious, kicked and refused to let him see, what do you mean?Simply not manly enough!Whether it's big or small, come out to see and see, get a bed, get a room, this is a fucking man's true qualities!The same goes for Gao Shenghan, who didn't dare to take it off to show off.How do you look like brother?Cowards don't explain!

But when he thought of Gao Shenghan, this coward, Zhang Jian remembered that he had something to look for.Immediately took out the phone and sent a message.

Gao Shenghan is playing the classic stand-alone "Traces in the Sky sc".The beautiful girl protagonist Estier embarks on a vast journey of experience to find her lost lover, Joshua.Gao Shenghan respected this type of classic game very much, and would not read the guide as a last resort, so the plot was moving very slowly, and he was killing monsters and upgrading. When the QQ prompt sounded, he opened the chat box and saw Zhang Jian's warm greeting.

"Brother Han, are you here?"

Gao Shenghan's hairs stood on end, and he replied: "Speak normally to me!"

"Okay, can I ask if your plate is for sale? Someone bid 20 yuan a piece, and it's a lot, smirk."

"Too low, don't sell, pick your nose."

"Fuck, you won't sell it for such a profit? Angry."

"Why sell it, pick your nose."

"It's all money! You have a drawer. Crazy."

"The problem is that I'm not short of money, pick my nose." Gao Shenghan began to take the initiative.

"The problem is that I'm short of money, bad."

"Oh, really? Don't tell me you spend all your living expenses on toilet paper."

"It's just a small amount of expenses, bark teeth."

"Get out of here!"

Zhang Jian posted an invincible QQ emoticon: "Grievance."

Gao Shenghan can't take it anymore, you are a fucking man making such an expression, how can you save your fucking face?How do you let it face the bleak life in the future, how to face up to the dripping blood.

"If you send that emoji again, I will be offline." Gao Shenghan replied.

"Just to tease you, I'm so excited, are you going to sell it or not?"

"It's okay to sell, but I want double the price, 40 yuan a piece."

"Steal your sister..."

"This is a friendly price, okay, those dishes are my dad's treasures, the fucking poses, postures, sex, sounds, and scenes are all mesmerizing, I still have to take risks if I sell them to you!"

The next day, Zhang Jian approached his buddies for a chat, and explained the price and the reason. The buddies thought it didn’t matter if the quality was better and more expensive, so they just wanted to make an appointment for 10 sheets.Gao Shenghan handed the dish to Zhang Jian in the afternoon, and Zhang Jian and his buddies paid for it and delivered it.The buddies invited Zhang Jian to watch together on weekends, and Zhang Jian agreed without saying a word.Gao Shenghan gave Zhang Jian 50 yuan as an intermediary fee, and then bought a pair of shoes on Taobao with the remaining 350 yuan, which he planned to give to that little Tsundere Liu Feng.

Zhang Jian was so happy that he made a lot of money!But secretly laughed at that buddy as an idiot.Zhang Jian has always had an in-depth understanding of the market conditions of the tertiary industry and unique prices. He knows that 400 yuan is enough to recruit a woman in a prestigious street for a whole night.Zhang Jian thinks it's too damn expensive!

Zhang Jian is also anxious about the mid-term exam.His pathetic English, what to do to keep it from failing and still bring the score to life, is the question.It was no use cramming. He found that he couldn't even read the British standard, and the transliteration was written in Chinese after each word, and orange was replaced by "Wo Runji".It seems that the Buddha also abandoned him, and he was reluctant to stretch his unwashed feet.Zhang Jian thought that if he could not rely on himself, he would rely on others.

Xiao Yun's English is good, and she volunteered to pass the answer to Zhang Jian on her mobile phone.Zhang Jian didn't know whether his geographical location for the exam was superior, and said that this matter would be discussed later.Feng Ling rolled his eyes, saying that each examination room has a fixed number of 40 seats, so it's enough to use the examination number to calculate it?Zhang Jian did some calculations, hehe, it turned out to be in the middle, exposed in all directions, and there was no other way.On the day of the exam, Zhang Jian had to rush to the exam room early, and a girl in the back seat was quietly looking at the grammar.Zhang Jian was overjoyed, and was about to implement the beauty trick to connect his feelings. He stroked his hair, and used a domineering sitting posture as a silent opening speech.

"Hello, classmate." Zhang Jian smiled.

"Hello." The girl's voice was very soft.

"Well, can you pass me the answer later?" Zhang Jian put his left hand in his pocket and raised his legs, looking like a hooligan.

"No." The girl shook her head.

"Oh, it's okay, just pass on the answer."

"No." The girl didn't even shake her head.

"Why is this so?" Zhang Jian continued to pester, "You can tell that you are good at English at a glance, and you are still reading at this time, so please help me."

"Really not." The girl raised her head and said, "I only read because my English is not good."

"..." Zhang Jian admitted.

The weekend is over after the exam.Yuan's father took Xiaoxing home, and as soon as he entered the door, Yuan's mother rushed out with a kitchen knife. When Xiaoxing was still in shock, Yuan's mother yelled happily and rushed into the kitchen again, fighting with all kinds of chicken, duck and fish. Talking to yourself endlessly in your mouth, saying that your son and mother will cook delicious food for you, you see that you have lost weight again, you can eat as much as you want, and you have plenty of living expenses. Is there anyone bullying you at school?Don't be afraid, mom will support you...Xiao Xing went back to the room before finishing listening.

The family ate dinner happily.Father Yuan asked Xiaoxing gossipingly if he had made a considerable number of friends of the opposite sex.Xiaoxing replied no, and Yuan's father was quite disappointed.Yuan's mother warned Yuan's father not to spoil his son with the eyes of the head of the family, otherwise the old lady will make you unable to sleep.But Yuan's father drank two or two more tonight, and the alcohol had a proper psychological expansion. He directly ignored Yuan's mother, and continued to ask Xiaoxing if he had met a classmate of the opposite sex who he liked very much, and told his father.

Xiaoxing noticed Yuan's mother's stiff expression, which implied a murderous look, and quickly replied: "Really not."

"My dear son, don't be too quiet." Yuan's father drank another glass, "I think your father—" before saying anything, Yuan's mother coughed a few times suggestively, implying that you will not die if you don't try to die.But as expected, the wine is strong and courageous, and Yuan's father regards death as home, "I think your dad was mischievous back then, and there were many girls who chased him. There are also girls who write love letters to dad!"

Mother Yuan's hands trembled, and she almost couldn't hold the chopsticks steadily.

"Has mom chased dad too?" Xiaoxing asked.

Father Yuan laughed loudly, slapped the table, and said, "Your mother—" Father Yuan suddenly got stuck, his eyes became clear for a moment, and the lady on the opposite side was looking at him kindly, eyes full of love and encouragement—you If you have the ability, tell my wife to continue talking!

After Yuan's father's heart was finished, his life might not be long!It's a death anyway, damn it, if you go all out, your son is still watching, if you don't consolidate your position now, when will you wait!

"Your mother was as quiet as you back then, and she had a crush on their father for several years." Father Yuan said.

"You shameless one, remember clearly, there are only three months." Mother Yuan corrected seriously.

"Oh, oh, yes." Yuan's father continued to die, "Your mother has been secretly in love with Dad for several months, and then your mother couldn't help but wrote a love letter to Dad."

Yuan's mother put down her chopsticks, picked up the plate and went to the kitchen, the reason was that her mother was going to add food.

"Look, son, your mother is still embarrassed. Yes, that's right, Dad agreed. Your mother thought it was that happy, and almost gnawed Dad." Father Yuan said proudly.

"Oh......"

"Then Dad was with your mother, and Dad treated your mother wholeheartedly, and he has a clear conscience until now." Father Yuan patted his chest, "Son, you have to be as dedicated as Dad, do you know ?”

"Oh..." Xiao Xing lowered his head to pick up the rice.

Father Yuan said that what he said just now was remarkable, and the treatment he received at night should not be too cruel.

Mother Yuan returned to her table after ordering dishes, and nodded to Father Yuan with a smile, expressing that after hearing those words, Father Yuan was relieved, stopped drinking, and concentrated on eating dishes.

At night, Xiaoxing always heard fragmentary and suppressed screams in the room.

Saturday

Liu Feng has not yet decided whether to go to Gao Shenghan's house, he is so entangled, but if he goes directly, it may be more than just a pain in the ass.Liu Feng thought about the reason all morning, and felt that he couldn't fool the old fox Gao Shenghan.In the afternoon, the old fox called and said to go to the movies together. Liu Feng bit the bullet and said that he wanted to read some books. Gao Shenghan felt that this excuse had no technical content.

"Reading books is more important than watching movies with me, isn't it?" Gao Shenghan said.

"The two can't be compared."

"It doesn't matter, you can take a taxi to Movie City now, and I'll pay the fare."

"Okay, I promise you to come over at night." Liu Feng said.

"Well, I'll invite you in person, stay at home and don't run around."

Fifteen minutes later, Liu Feng saw Gao Shenghan waving at him downstairs in the community, and couldn't escape.

The two sat in the last row, eating French fries and drinking Coke while watching a movie.Gao Shenghan held Liu Feng's hand all the time, Liu Feng's mind was in chaos, he didn't know what the movie was about, but he was very happy in his heart, peeking at Gao Shenghan from time to time.

"I'm handsome and don't need to stare at me all the time." Gao Shenghan said.

"Are you so sure I'm looking at you?"

"Nonsense, there are only two of us in this row."

"Can you be considered a person?" Liu Feng asked back.

"..." Gao Shenghan's hand holding Liu Feng suddenly exerted strength, Liu Feng was so painful that he swayed, and punched Gao Shenghan in the chest.

"You hurt me." Liu Feng was a little angry.

Gao Shenghan stopped exerting his strength, but still pulled Liu Feng, and said with a smirk, "I can still make you hurt more, do you believe it or not?"

"Let go!" Liu Feng lowered his voice.

"Call me and let go."

"Call your sister." Liu Feng pulled his hand back vigorously.Gao Shenghan exerted his strength suddenly again, and Liu Feng's expression twisted for a while.

"If you are more arrogant, I will dye your chrysanthemum red tonight, believe it or not."

"If you don't let go, I'll go home straight away and leave you alone in the empty room, believe it or not."

"Hey, the right to decide is in my hands now." Gao Shenghan was a little depressed.

"Oh, but it's up to me to go to your house or not."

Gao Shenghan secretly scolded Falk.He originally wanted to force Liu Feng to submit with some tough measures, but he didn't expect this dead Aojiao to be so steadfast and unyielding, he couldn't bear to let go, let alone Juhua!Gao Shenghan began to doubt whether his status as rich and handsome was really as dazzling as in the legend.

Tsundere owed pumping ah!Gao Shenghan sighed helplessly when he thought of this wise saying.

After watching the movie, I took a pee and my stomach was empty again.So I went to the snack street, killing and eating vigorously along the way, until I wiped out the last one, and declared victory with a series of comfortable hiccups.The two took a leisurely walk to digest food, and it was already dark when they returned to Gao Shenghan's house.Liu Feng fell down on the sofa, his feet hurt from walking, and he wanted to rest for a while.I touched my stomach, but I was still full. I checked the time and found that I even saved dinner.

Gao Shenghan patted Liu Feng and said, "Go take a bath."

Liu Feng pretended to be tired and said, "No, I want to sleep for a while."

"Don't sleep, what if I can't help it."

"I believe you are a gentleman."

"But for you, I am willing to make an exception and be a despicable person."

Liu Feng snorted, got up to change his shoes, walked into the bathroom, locked it, and started to take a shower after it was safe.

Gao Shenghan was playing "Naruto" and waiting for Liu Feng. Hearing the sound of the door opening, he turned his head in doubt, and saw his father standing at the door with the handle dropped on the ground, and his whole body was stiff.

"Handsome boy, dad is back." The man's voice was thick.

"Man, you..." Gao Shenghan really wanted to slap himself unconscious, "Aren't you going to work overtime tonight? Why are you back?"

"How can you work overtime on weekends? We all need to rest." The man lifted his pocket, "Dad thought you were bored at home alone, so he came back to accompany you. Look, I even bought you dinner."

Gao Shenghan said in his heart that it was quite interesting just now, but he was bored as soon as you came back...

"I've already eaten, you can eat quickly." Gao Shenghan got up slowly, trying to be as calm as possible, saying that the situation had changed, and told Liu Feng to come out quickly.

"Hey, is someone taking a bath?" The man asked suspiciously, "Handsome boy, is your mother back?"

"No, that's my classmate."

"Female classmate?" The man's eyes widened.

"It's enough for you macho, it's a male classmate."

"Oh, male classmates. Handsome, you should know more female classmates. Dad encourages you to take one or two home. You know dad is a very open-minded person."

Gao Shenghan rubbed his temples, and said to himself that you have been enlightened enough to allow me to take one or two female classmates home!

"Oh, speaking of female classmates, have any female classmates chased you recently?" the man asked.

"Too much...too much for me to keep busy."

"That's right, this is my son." The man's proud expression showed that Gao Shenghan did not insult the family tradition.

Gao Shenghan responded with a few words, hurried out of the way, ran to the bathroom, and saw Liu Feng standing at the door, looking a little nervous.

"My dad is back." Gao Shenghan said.

"I heard."

"Don't be afraid, my father is very good."

"That's right, good enough to encourage my son to be promiscuous." Liu Feng said with a cold expression.

"He is bold." Gao Shenghan took Liu Feng's hand, "Let's go, say hello to him."

The man in front of him had broad shoulders and narrow waist, full of muscles, and his waistcoat was bulging.The face is cold and hard, the bridge of the nose is high, the short hair is short, and the domineering is exposed.Liu Feng instantly understood why Gao Shenghan's mother fell in love with his father at first sight. The man in front of him was purely a product for women jointly developed by the army and the gym.

"Hello, Uncle." Liu Feng greeted the man nervously.

The man's voice was very enthusiastic, and he also cared about the next generation, "Hey, handsome classmate, have you eaten yet, uncle bought dinner."

Liu Feng thanked you for your kindness, said that he had already eaten, and then mischievously said that in order not to disturb your meal, Gao Shenghan and I left first.

The man nodded, well, the young man is quite good at talking.

The two quickly fled back to the room, closed the door, locked it, and took a deep breath, both of them were lucky to survive.

"That's your dad?" Liu Feng asked.

"It's a pure man, isn't it?"

"Yes, compared to your father, you are simply a bitch."

"My appearance is inherited from my mother's genes." Gao Shenghan said.

"That's right, you only inherited that thing from your dad."

"I do not deny......"

"At first glance, your father belongs to the type who destroys flowers with hands, no wonder your mother... likes it so much..."

"How do you talk?"

Liu Feng was a little unhappy seeing Gao Shenghan, and said, "Didn't you say that your father became a monk when your mother was away on a business trip? What's going on tonight? Your father has returned to vulgarity?"

"I don't know either. Whenever he had such an opportunity before, he would go out and find his brothers to connect with him. I don't think any of them are free tonight."

"The question is, it's still early, what are you doing?"

"Eh..." Gao Shenghan pointed at the computer, "Would you like to play a game?"

"Well, there is no other choice."

Xiao Xing sat on the banquet table, silently choosing vegetables to eat.For Xiaoxing, the dinner is just a meal, and next to him is also a boy who is dragged to eat a meal. He is much more mature than Xiaoxing. He plays with his mobile phone while eating.

Yuan's father was also a guest, talking and drinking with several business partners.Yuan's mother kept a kind smile on the next page, chatting with several mothers about the family while socializing.Yuan's father drank a toast, and Yuan's mother was worried that this dead ghost would drink too much tonight, and wanted to find a suitable reason to excuse him.

Mother Yuan's reasons are still brewing, and the topics of several mothers have changed from trivial matters to various major issues of their own children, and they have intentionally or unintentionally raised the quality of their children by a few levels, and compared them on the spot. Enjoy the vanity that a mother is worth more than a child.It just so happened that there were two ready-made ones, and the mothers of course would not let go of this opportunity to communicate their feelings and began to make indirect remarks.

"Oh, you all know that my son was only in the fifth grade at that time, and he ate three bowls of rice at noon. Oh my god, what can I do if I eat like this. I was worried and took him to the hospital for an examination. Guess what the doctor said? The doctor It is said that he is well-nourished and developed early, so eating so much food is normal intake. Now he is in the third grade of junior high school, he is tall and strong, and there are many girls chasing him at school." Zhang's mother was full of pride.

"Then does your son have a girlfriend?" Mother Wang asked.

"I don't allow him to play with his girlfriend, because I'm afraid it will affect his studies." Zhang's mother pretended to be dignified.

"Oh, you don't understand. It's normal for young people to fall in love nowadays. My son just got a girlfriend who is the English class representative in the class. He also showed me the photo. She looks very handsome. You know me My son's English has always been bad, but I never thought that after playing with that girl for a month, he got 90 points in the monthly English test." Ms. Wang was in disbelief.

Mama Zhang smiled and asked Mama Li for shelter: "How is your son?"

Mother Li pointed at her son and sighed softly: "Look, I can't control him anymore because he plays with his mobile phone even after eating. He often loses his temper, is a little bit against him, and doesn't talk to you for a few days. Oh, he got into the final exam last semester. He got into the top 20 in his grade, and insisted on asking his father to buy him an Anima. I objected at the time, but the teacher said that if he keeps his grades and can enter a key high school in the city, I won’t say anything.”

Mother Zhang was hit again, but she tried her best to freeze her smile at the corner of her mouth, and used vegetables to hide her emotions.

Mama Li took advantage of the victory to pursue her, and fired at Yuan's mother, "Mom Yuan, your son is so good. What grade is he in?"

The implication is that your son is too tender, he looks like a primary school student at first glance, and he is not as mature as my son.

Yuan's mother temporarily put Yuan's father aside and let him be cool for a while.Then the battle mode was turned on. Dealing with these women should not be taken lightly.But being too serious will elevate them, and a casual attitude is enough.

"I'm already in the first grade of junior high school." Mother Yuan smiled.

"Oh," Li's mother gasped, "When my son was in the first grade of junior high school, he was also good-looking and stronger. But in the second grade of junior high school, he worked hard on his studies and lost weight."

"It's worth it for learning." Mother Yuan kept smiling.

"Then is your son studying well?" Mother Li asked curiously.It was obvious that the mother's intelligence work was completely inadequate.

Yuan's mother said in her heart that you have finally taken the bait, and my mother sees how crazy you are!

"Studies have always been passable, and it didn't make me less worried. This year, I performed better, so I was directly admitted to the No. [-] Middle School of the city." Yuan's mother said flatly.

Zhang's mother did not forget the previous humiliation. In order to pay back, she immediately added in surprise and innocently: "I remember that No. [-] Middle School is the key point of the city."

"Well, yes." Yuan's mother accepted Zhang's mother's assist, and then gave Li's mother a final blow, "At first, I thought that the fees of key middle schools must be very expensive. I brought a little extra money on the day of registration, but I didn't expect to pay only a few dollars. One hundred tuition fees. His father said that he was married by the school’s official media, and he only needs to pay tuition fees. Those who did not pass the exam and still have to study, the high-priced fees paid [-] yuan in three years. I was shocked at the time. These key middle schools have the confidence Proud, the fee is expensive."

Mama Zhang saw the timing and made a second assist, "My God, Mama Yuan, your son is so capable, he saved you 3 yuan." The implication is that your love madness of thousands of dollars is nothing.

Yuan's mother pushed the boat along the way and added additional harm to Li's mother: "How can he do it? In fact, his father and I didn't care much about his studies. It all depends on self-consciousness. Oh, and then again, even if he didn't pass the exam, the parents want to let the baby have a good life. If you have a good future, you won’t be able to save the 3 yuan. Mama Zhang, do you think this makes sense.”

Mama Zhang thinks so, she is really a good comrade in arms.

Mother Li's smile froze on her face, the oboe of the two dead women sang flawlessly, and she was completely defeated.

Mama Wang kept watching from the sidelines, she was glad that she didn't provoke Yuan's mother with a moment of prestige just now, this woman has a lot of knowledge, so she didn't say a few words, so she lowered her head and just ate the food.

Women love to compare, but the purpose of comparison is to protect their shortcomings, no matter their children or themselves.

Compared with the advanced verbal battle on the woman's side, the man's dialogue is much simpler.

"Old Zhang, this cup must be finished, hurry up."

"Okay, old Wang, my brother will drink with you tonight."

"Old Yuan, bring your cup here, and pour another cup."

"Old Li, take it easy, you've already had two or two drinks."

Xiao Xing has been carefully choosing vegetables to eat. He doesn't want to hear what Yuan's father says, and he doesn't understand what Yuan's mother says.Who cares, just eat well, Xiaoxing still doesn't understand how happy it is to only eat at the dinner party.Yuan's father and Yuan's mother were busy entertaining and coping with each other, so they didn't pick a few chopsticks in total.

A meal is like a battlefield, and the situation is changing rapidly. The people with the most dead bodies are often the starving ghosts who bow their heads and eat vegetables.Xiaoxing is not old enough, so he eats happily.