maybe you know

A cow makes a horse.Zhang Jian ordered the laundry to be done, but the roommate told him to wash his socks without saying a word, and his attitude was equally positive. The roommate's only regret was that Zhang Jian never let him wash his underwear.

As soon as Xiao Yun returned to school, her idiot personality took over, and she often harassed Zhang Jian intentionally or unintentionally.Being harassed by beautiful women is of course a very face-saving thing, Zhang Jian also responded positively, except for the three-point area, there are no taboos in other parts.Those who are more open can see that the two are friends, while those who are more conservative think they are playing hooligans.What Zhang Jian didn't know was that Xiao Yun was waiting for him to confess his love.

As an outsider, Liu Feng couldn't bear the two of them chasing each other and screaming loudly after class, so he said to Zhang Jian: "If a boy and a girl don't develop a relationship after flirting with each other to a certain extent, it's called a fucking date. Do you understand?" Gao Shenghan, who has experienced it, also said: "Girls harass boys, once or twice is extroverted, three times or four times is because they have a good impression of you, five times or six times is because they like you, seven times or eight times is because they want you to take the initiative. Nine times and ten times are the final temptation. Count how many times Xiao Yun has harassed you, why are you such an idiot?"

Zhang Jian estimated and said, "It seems to be more than ten times."

"More than a dozen times means that you are his male god." Gao Shenghan said it straight.

Zhang Jian was startled, "really"

"Excited, right?"

"You're so sure"

"Nonsense, are there not enough girls who harass me? I'm a test case myself, understand"

"Oh..." Zhang Jian nodded and asked, "Then what should I do?"

"It's up to you. If you like it, hold hands. If you don't like it, say goodbye and leave."

"Then should I take the initiative?"

"Of course, but remember one thing. When a girl chases a boy, it is suitable to use a question sentence; when a boy chases a girl, it is suitable to use an affirmative sentence. The question sentence shows a weak sense of dependence, and the affirmative sentence conveys a direct sense of security. Also, thousand Don't be two."

So when Xiao Yun habitually harassed her again, Zhang Jian grabbed Xiao Yun's wrist, pulled her to him, and said in an undeniable tone, "Be my girlfriend."

Xiao Yun was conquered by this domineering affirmation.

Although the two were developing steadily and healthily, it still affected the surrounding people. They were advised to pay attention to controlling the amount of electricity, and it is not good to hurt innocent people.So the two restrained themselves a little. Every afternoon when Zhang Jian came back from playing, he could always see a cup of milk tea on the table.Sometimes when the training is late, Xiao Yun also prepares a boxed lunch and waits for him, and then admires Zhang Jian's rough eating—it's really handsome!

Feng Ling strongly disapproved of Xiao Yun's maid-like style, and said to Xiao Yun: "Yunyun, listen to what my sister said, you are too used to him, men can't be used to it, the more you get used to it, the worse it gets."

"It doesn't matter if he's a bit bad." Xiao Yun said.

"Yunyun, you don't understand that there is no bottom line for a man's badness, no matter how he behaves, what he does or what he does. You really can't get used to him." Feng Ling said.

"It's okay, Lingling, as long as he treats me well."

Feng Ling looked up at the sky, "How can you tell me to save you!"

"There's no need to save, Lingling, I feel very fulfilled when I'm with him."

Feng Ling was speechless, and said to her heart, what do you know, girl, a woman is the most fulfilled only at the first time, and now you are as empty as a stocking, transparent!

Zhang Jian was recorded by Feng Ling again.

There are male servants in the dormitory and female slaves in the classroom. The nourishing and happy well-off life makes Zhang Jian a little bit flustered.During physical training, he also likes to sensationalize and offend the authority of the coach.

On this day, Zhang Jian and a group of sports students gathered on the playground to listen to the coach's lecture.The coach is in his early thirties, masculine and masculine, but has not yet married.My girlfriend is just a junior in junior year, she is sweet and well-behaved, and the coach takes good care of her.Since the girlfriend is from the Chinese department, the coaches have been influenced by his ears and eyes, and the words of the training are so poetic.

The coach said: "Basketball is not a one-person sport. You must know how to cooperate with the team. The unexpected wonderful pass and self-sacrificing assists are all coordinated. The so-called wonderful pass is the understanding of the heart. The so-called assist is to turn into spring mud to protect flowers... ..." The coach thought it wasn't enough, and wanted to make a parallel sentence to be more imposing, so he improvised and said: "Of course there are three points. The so-called three points are a bombardment of Zhongnan Tianmen."

It's very profound, and all trainees asked for an easy-to-understand explanation.

The coach slapped each person's Tianling Gai one by one, and shouted loudly: "I told you to study more cultural lessons a day, and you will fall asleep!"

"Report!" Zhang Jian interjected, "I didn't doze off!"

"No, then you're having sex"

"No!" Zhang Jian reported loudly.

"Stop pretending to me, I am someone who has experienced this."

All trainees were shocked, they all understood!

"You guys, good health is important, but if you don't work hard to learn culture, you can only be a cheap labor force with well-developed limbs. Is this the future you expect?" the coach said.

"No!" All trainees said in unison.

"Let's not talk too much, now the three players are free to play half of the game, and the losing team will clear all the scenes of "Left [-] Dead". After playing that game, you will understand what teammates are, let's start!"

So Zhang Jian played halftime in groups. Zhang Jian didn't care about the coach's words at all. He wanted to show off his skills and display his bold personal heroism. As a result, he went on a rampage and couldn't break the defense.The coach watched from the sidelines furiously. Hey, this kid has a bad temper. If he can't be cured, the coach asked Zhang Jian to clear all the scenes of "Left [-] Dead".

"Report!" Zhang Jian said, "I don't have a game disc."

The coach frowned, and shouted: "I invite you to visit the brothel, do you want me to send the woman to your bed and stop playing stubborn for me!"

"I heard that sex is already an option, but it's more expensive." Zhang Jian said.

The coach slapped Zhang Jian on the face, it hurt so much, and he was stunned.

Zhang Jian was fined to run ten laps of the playground, 4000 meters.

Zhang Jian's heroic deeds spread throughout the school before the evening self-study class, and the discussion in the post bar was even more heated.Zhang Jian's aggressiveness and courage won him a large number of fans.

Xiao Yun's eyes turned red from crying because of this, and she cursed the coach's upper and lower generations.Feng Ling comforted her at the side, following her wishes and saying that the coach is too much, he is not a thing, and since he is not a thing, Yunyun, you should curse him for cutting off his children and grandchildren.

When Feng Ling said this, Zhang Jian just came back. After hearing it for a while, he was terrified, but couldn't hold back, and said, "Wow, it's so poisonous."

Feng Ling turned around and looked at Zhang Jian coldly.

Zhang Jian stopped talking too much, this girl can't be provoked...

After the evening self-study, buddies from the physical training team came to condolences to Zhang Jian.Except that Zhang Jian's legs are a little sore, everything else is fine.The buddies praised Zhang Jian as really manly, and the coach dared to stand up to him. What's even more awesome was that he ran 4000 meters. He was a fucking idol. The buddies also revealed that there was already a girl in their class who fell in love with Zhang Jian. Zhang Jian Jian then asked what he looked like.

"The appearance is average, but the figure is really good." The buddy said.

"Forget it," Zhang Jian waved his hand, "I'll leave it for you to enjoy. You must only look at other people's buttocks and chests, and tell the truth, and you have had a few shots."

The buddy took a deep breath and said, "Brother Jian, you are all men, and you understand these things without saying anything. Come, shake hands."

The two shook hands, and the buddies left. Then Zhang Jian pulled a table, put his legs crossed on it, and waved to his roommate, asking him to pinch his legs.The roommate obediently went over to pinch Zhang Jian's leg.

At this time, a tall and mighty man appeared at the door, with a straight face, upper body, a pair of cropped trousers, and a pair of flip flops. He was drinking pulse, "Hehe, Zhang Jian, enjoy yourself."

"Vice-captain." Zhang Jian lowered his legs and greeted him.

"how are you doing"

"No shit."

"You're awesome, I don't even dare to say that." The vice-captain sat down next to Zhang Jian.

"I just wanted to tease him."

"I advise you to come less, the coach has always been easy to talk, but recently there seems to be a relationship problem, and the mother's words are getting more and more humorous."

"It's □□ too busy." Zhang Jian pointed out.

"I can hear it too, but you should be the one who is too busy talking about it." The deputy captain changed the subject, "I heard that you are three times a day."

"Who said that?" Zhang Jian refuted the rumor very modestly, "I do it once every three days."

"Don't pretend to me. It's spread all over the forums, saying that you don't have enough toilet paper for homework paper. I can only remind you to pay attention to your body."

"This is absolute nonsense, I always have enough paper."

"No explanation." The deputy captain smiled meaningfully, "We all understand."

"Okay... no explanation."

At this time, the deputy captain noticed Xiaoxing who was playing a mobile game, and asked Zhang Jian: "That's because your classmate looks so small."

"Oh, that's my brother, he doesn't like to talk."

Xiaoxing raised his head and looked at Zhang Jian.

"Wow, so cute! Your cousin"

"Well, cousin," Zhang Jian said, "just don't call people."

"Heh, let me just say, it looks like you are not from the same manufacturer. He is so well-behaved, so he is not as rough as you." The deputy captain kept looking at Xiaoxing.

"You are getting more and more humorous, deputy team."

"That's a must." The deputy captain walked over and knelt down, cupped Xiaoxing's face with both hands, touched his nose with a smile, and said, "Call me brother."

Xiaoxing felt very friendly, pursed his lips, and shouted: "Brother."

"Oh, you're so good." The vice-captain squeezed Xiao Xing, "I'll call my brother when I see him in the future, do you understand, um?"

Xiaoxing blinked and nodded.

"Are you hungry, brother will buy you something to eat," said the deputy captain.

"Uh, no."

"Okay. Now my brother is going back, and I will come to see you tomorrow, okay. Um"

"Oh, bye brother."

"En." The vice-captain touched Xiao Xing's nose again, "Bye, brother." Then he got up to say hello to Zhang Jian, and left.

Zhang Jian was depressed. He tried everything he could to get Xiao Xing to yell, but the fucking vice-captain yelled as soon as he got started! Where did something go wrong? Zhang Jian copied a series of actions of the vice-captain. Xiaoxing asked Xiaoxing to call himself brother, but Xiaoxing still ignored him and continued to play the game.Zhang Jian angrily asked his roommate to pinch his legs.When the roommate heard the call, he woke up suddenly, with the irritating figure of the deputy captain still floating in his eyes.

"It's so sexy!" The roommate couldn't help it, "I really want..."

After hearing this, Zhang Jian didn't want his roommate to pinch his legs anymore, so he told him to go away.