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Lin Yanfeng helped Gao Shenghan, Gao Shenghan was very grateful, and wanted to repay his kindness.But to repay Lin Yanfeng, you can only start with Xiaoxing, which is not easy to handle. Gao Shenghan learned that Xiaoxing only regards Lin Yanfeng as a big brother who can be relied on, or that Xiaoxing doesn't understand what is a small attack and a small subject. Gao Shenghan is also very conflicted. On the one hand, he thinks that Xiao Xing will be the cutest if he continues to be cute and foolish.So I persuaded Lin Yanfeng that it was too troublesome for you to run back and forth to the dormitory every day, why not move here, anyway, there are free beds.Lin Yanfeng also had this intention long ago, so that it would be more convenient to take care of Xiaoxing, and he would do what he said, and Lin Yanfeng moved here that night, which was regarded as a formal settlement.

Zhang Jian had a new chat partner, and pestered Lin Yanfeng to describe to him how irritating a certain figure was.Lin Yanfeng was annoyed when he heard it, and wished he could kick the dick away.He could see that Xiaoxing was very happy that he could move here, but he didn't know what to say, so he kicked Zhang Jian away and went to accompany Xiaoxing.

Zhang Jian was very depressed, so he sat on the other side of Xiao Xing and interrupted Lin Yanfeng.Gao Shenghan was worried about Zhang Jian's stupid behavior, which was clearly the rhythm of death.Before Lin Yanfeng got angry, Gao Shenghan tactfully dragged Zhang Jian away. In order to stabilize him, he had no choice but to talk about his favorite topic.Of course Zhang Jian never tired of it, chatted happily and joyfully, and then became so hard that he was defeated.

Gao Shenghan shook his head and sighed, thinking that after accumulating two months of high-end pornography, the boiling point is still so low, it really is a natural poultry, wild and unruly.So Zhang Jian was educated and said that in fact, pornographic videos can also be fresh and elegant, don't use those aggressive verbs, because of these verbs, your boiling point cannot be effectively improved.

"Then what should I say?" Zhang Jian asked.

"Actually, there's no need to talk about the details, that would destroy the imagination too much." Loudly shouted: "It can be expressed in a literary way, making people feel the heavy taste hidden in the small freshness, so that it can be elegant."

"Give me an example." Zhang Jian urgently asked for advice.

"For example, Li Ao once said: Young people care about size, young people care about length, and middle-aged people care about hardness and softness. From the perspective of caring about genitals, you can see the realm of life. You have heard how accurate the master summed it up. Now you We are in the first stage," Gao Shenghan said.

"Oh..." Zhang Jian was thoughtful, "Well, what then?"

"For example, the great Nietzsche once said that a man's happiness is: I want it; a woman's happiness is: he wants it. Is it profound? I'm talking about a bastard like you."

"Fuck, what's the matter!" Zhang Jian said arrogantly: "It's enough to beat a dick, and a real man is to make a woman comfortable!"

"...You're such a pure man."

"That is required."

Gao Shenghan said that as expected, pure men have a simple world view, which is really cute and sad, maybe this is enough, don't expect too much from the sporty bastard.

"You continue." Zhang Jian said.

"Oh oh oh, the following sentence is brilliant. The great Milan Kundera once said: A person's erotic life begins with excitement without pleasure and ends with pleasure without excitement. Please understand it carefully." Gao Shenghan smiled speak.

"Oh..." Zhang Jianruo realized something.

So Zhang Jian relied on pure obscenity and imagination without the aid of pornography, and he had a blast. He felt much better than before.

After turning off the lights, Lin Yanfeng put his arms around Xiaoxing and wrapped the quilt tightly.Xiaoxing lay on Lin Yanfeng's stomach to play mobile games. After playing for a while, Xiaoxing rubbed his eyes and returned the phone to Lin Yanfeng.

"Don't play anymore?"

"En." Xiao Xing responded, then shrank into the quilt and lay on Lin Yanfeng's chest.

Lin Yanfeng froze for a moment, the little brat was actually pregnant, what's wrong...

"Brother, it feels like your heart is beating so fast." Xiaoxing said.

"..." Lin Yanfeng was so happy that he lifted the quilt and saw Xiaoxing listening to his heartbeat with his ears on his chest, so he carried Xiaoxing back to the pillow and touched Xiaoxing's nose.

"Xiao Xing, will you listen to my brother?"

"Listen."

"Okay, then kiss my brother."

"Do not......"

"Hmph, if you don't obey me, then brother will kiss you." Lin Yanfeng made a quick decision, held Xiaoxing's head in his hands, and kissed him hard.

"Brother, you are so annoying, you drool." Xiaoxing was a little angry.

Lin Yanfeng took out a tissue to wipe Xiaoxing's mouth, and smiled contentedly, "Then brother, be careful next time, okay, huh?"

"No, there will be no next time."

"If you don't listen to brother, kiss again." Lin Yanfeng said with a smile.

Xiao Xing turned her back on Lin Yanfeng and didn't want to talk to him anymore.After a while, Xiao Xing turned around again and hugged Lin Yanfeng's arm, Lin Yanfeng smiled sweetly.

Time slipped away smoothly day by day, and what made Lin Yanfeng happy was that Xiao Xing would take the initiative to put his arms around him when he slept at night.There were also several times when he fell asleep lying on his chest.Xin said that the little boy's sense of dependence is getting stronger and stronger, but sometimes he also wonders if the weather is getting colder and colder, Lin Yanfeng thinks too much.

After moving the dormitory, Lin Yanfeng still insisted on the habit of running in the morning.Waking up at 06:30 in the morning, the whole school is quiet, and the dormitory is of course even quieter.Lin Yanfeng kissed Xiaoxing first, then wrapped Xiaoxing tightly in the quilt, put on his clothes and shoes, went to the playground for a run by himself, and returned to the dormitory to wash at seven o'clock.

Because of getting up early, Lin Yanfeng discovered a lot, and found that little brats like to sleep on their stomachs with their heads covered, no wonder.So Lin Yanfeng let Xiaoxing lie on his chest to sleep. At first, he felt a little tight in his chest, but he got used to it with Renren.Although sitting still, there are normal physiological reactions.When Xiao Xing was sleeping on his chest, Lin Yanfeng would get hard unconsciously, and it was so uncomfortable that he had to hug Xiao Xing back to the pillow to avoid embarrassment.

As for Zhang Jian, after seeing his ever-changing sleeping postures, Lin Yanfeng had a deeper understanding of his sex position.In addition, Zhang Jian's hunger, thirst and emptiness also made Lin Yanfeng look sideways. Excluding weekends, he could see a few balls of crumpled tissue lying under the bed almost every morning. The amount of information wrapped in it is self-evident. .Once Lin Yanfeng picked up everything with a clip and put it next to Zhang Jian's nose, and then happily ran around.Zhang Jian woke up stimulated by the smell and saw that the paper was still moist after a night of air drying. He was surprised that the life elements released by himself were so strong, so he did not hesitate to try again.

Regarding Gao Shenghan and Liu Feng, Lin Yanfeng felt that it was really amazing that the pair of dry firewood did not burn up and kept at room temperature all the time.This is indeed the case, because Liu Feng warned Gao Shenghan not to touch the parts below the navel and above the knees, otherwise they will sleep separately.Gao Shenghan had no choice but to obey orders, so he took his time and the messy plan failed.But Liu Feng also warned Gao Shenghan, if I want to touch it, you must open the supply and let me touch it, otherwise, no otherwise!Gao Shenghan felt that the plan had not failed, and a fire was burning in his heart.

Roommates have always been a tragedy.He was very excited when Lin Yanfeng moved into the dormitory, and being able to see the male god every day was also the happiness of his secret love.But Lin Yanfeng's meticulous care of Xiao Xing made his roommate realize that he was just a spectator. He used to fantasize about the time to confess his love, but now it is erased by reality.Fortunately, God was merciful and gave Zhang Jian to his roommate to relieve the emptiness and coldness of the lonely time.

The matter was very simple, because Zhang Jianer pushed too hard and had a quarrel with Xiao Yun, and then he didn't take the initiative to coax Xiao Yun to admit his mistake, Xiao Yun was really angry.Zhang Jian can't coax people, he can only coax, and he takes it for granted that Xiao Yun is making trouble for no reason, or because of the bad temper caused by menstrual disorders, he doesn't want to talk to Xiao Yun.So the two started a cold war. Gao Shenghan and Lin Yanfeng were accompanied by others. The depressed Zhang Jian had to seek comfort from his roommate, who ushered in his short-lived second spring.

At night, Zhang Jian would lie on the bed and ask his roommate to give him a massage. The reward is that you can touch any part except the restricted area, and the roommate will take care of Zhang Jian comfortably.On the first night, due to restraint, he only touched his biceps and chest muscles; on the second night, he continued to work hard and appreciated the abdominal muscles; on the third night, Zhang Jian was too comfortable to bear, and he opened his arms to his roommate.

So in the morning, Lin Yanfeng saw the two heads put together, and secretly felt that the roommate was not easy, and thought that it would take some skill to get Zhang Jian's duo out of the way.

The roommate knew that he and Zhang Jian were just keeping each other warm, there was no result, and the chrysanthemums didn't even bloom.So I went to ask Liu Feng how to not be a mother.

"Well, of course, just be casual."

"But I'm naturally a bit of a bitch if I'm casual, what should I do?"

Liu Feng didn't expect that his roommate's mother had penetrated into his bone marrow. In order to make him reborn, he was ordered to change, otherwise no one would want him in the future. The roommate expressed his cooperation in the treatment.

"Yeah." Liu Feng nodded, and said, "It is said that Xiao Shouniang's level is directly proportional to Xiao Gong's manliness, so you have to believe that you are a boy from the bottom of your heart, reject those motherly behaviors and habits, and The tone of voice. Uh, this way, don’t speak so shrill and have a thicker voice. "

The roommate tried a few times, and it sounded like he was stuck with a chicken feather.

Liu Feng felt that something was wrong, and asked: "You are not a mother when you are chatting with me, do you automatically become a mother when you see a muscular handsome guy?"

"It seems to be..."

"Then you have to learn to control it," Liu Feng said.

"What should I do if I can't control it?" The roommate was very worried.

"Then be alone forever."

"don't want......"

"Then make a good change."

"It's so difficult..." the roommate said painfully.

"Everything is difficult at the beginning. You have to know that those muscular boys are straightforward and don't like to put on airs. Anyway, when you meet someone you like in the future, just pretend to be a man and establish a good impression first."

"Are you asking me to pretend?" the roommate asked.

"Yes, it's not bad if you can pretend to be a coward."

"Then I'll pretend to be you——how about you being a goddamn fool?"

"Oh, then my dad will not let you go."

"I am looking forward."

"roll......"

Zhang Jian had a conflict with Xiao Yun recently, which made his menstruation irregular, resulting in a haggard face, no longer the cheerful look of the past.This kind of negativity has infected the whole body, and it is unbelievable that even the underwear is haggard.The glorious three times a day has since become history. The paper on the bedside is useless, it can only be used to go to the toilet to wipe the ass, and the paper is very aggrieved.When Lin Yanfeng got up early, he was also surprised to find that there was no white trash under the bed. He was shocked and said that this guy has changed his mind?But seeing Zhang Jian's training in the afternoon as if he was impotent, Lin Yanfeng thought it was the sequelae of the initial stage of quitting masturbation, and it was inevitable that he would be depressed if he didn't vent.But it was unreasonable to be like this for a few afternoons. Lin Yanfeng felt that there was something inside, so he went to ask Gao Shenghan.

"Oh, his uncle came to visit." Gao Shenghan said.

"Anyway, I really can't understand his dead mother's ghostly look." Lin Yanfeng said.

Gao Shenghan also agreed that it is really unnecessary to be sad because of a girlfriend.But the two still decided to help Zhang Jian regain his glory and continue the martial arts myth three times a day.Gao Shenghan went to download a super-heavy video, expecting Zhang Jian's underwear to reach an unprecedented height.Unexpectedly, Zhang Jian waved his hand, not wanting to look.Gao Shenghan turned pale with shock, how could this be possible!Lin Yanfeng also found it incredible, expressing that he wanted to see how beautiful Zhang Jian's girlfriend was, so Gao Shenghan dug out Xiao Yun's photo from his phone.

"Not as good as Xiao Xing." Lin Yanfeng said after reading.

"Oh my God." Gao Shenghan knew it was a preference, "No one can compare to your little star."

Lin Yanfeng understood, it turned out that it was the reckless man who matched Loli, and when Loli lost her temper, the reckless man couldn't offend her, which led to the current separatism between the two parties.Why bother!Lin Yanfeng said to Zhang Jian that my brother will introduce you to a soft girl, and she promises to be obedient and obedient, and she will be at your mercy.

"Deputy team, you'd better enjoy it yourself." Zhang Jian refused.

"..." Lin Yanfeng's world view collapsed.

Gao Shenghan felt that there must be a wrong way of thinking. Drawing on the experience of chatting with Zhang Jian last time, he thought that he might as well try again, anyway, he wanted Zhang Jian to rise again.So Gao Shenghan asked around to see if there were any pornographic and connotative jokes that could be used to enhance the nutrient absorption of chickens and promote their development and growth.Someone told him that there is a yellow poem that has been handed down on the bookshelf of the student union. It is said that every time a man reads it, he will be hard.Gao Shenghan said that the rumors and rumors are not credible, but groundless rumors are not enough, and it is impossible to spread the fame for so many years, so he found the old and yellowed poetry collection in the student union, and reviewed the above documents with the mentality of an experienced spectator:

"The Posthumous Manuscript and Poetry of the History of the No. [-] Middle School God"

My younger brother and younger sister personally said: I was born in a lonely age, and I tend to do empty things.I want to be a senior, I am suave, handsome and sunny; lingering in the flowers, hungry and thirsty; unfortunately, I have the heart to go to bed, but I have no money to open a room; the long night, the long night is long; I am alone with my second child, empty and melancholy.If in the future, the sky is soaring, and if you meet a beautiful woman, when the blue sky rises straight up, you will be refreshed.Today I write a poem to show that this statement is true.

Every night

Late at night

bedside

intoxicated handsome boyfriend

his erratic hands

Remove the gorgeous camouflage

oh!he

hungry hungry beast

Looking for a soft hole

Ah!

beautiful goddess

Please open your holy mountain gate

torches of passion

Exploring

Can't stop!

sonorous rhythm

dripping tune

wet eyes

Excited scream

gentle touch

round the tip of the gun

caress

Stretch and shrink

every time

perfect fit

Shaking beautiful shock waves

Ah!

wonderland of the west

Paradise of bliss

milky white fluid

Breathless

Wushan Shi Yunyu

The sun is still high

deep night

Greedy Nightmare's Brother

sleepy bed

Brilliant rose red

girlfriend soft said

Unforgettable pain

After Zhang Jian read it, he really got better.I read the preface again, and I almost spoke my heart. Men have no money to rent a house, but they always have money to have sex. This is the capital!What a waste of a shot, the hardest to find a bosom friend.Zhang Jian closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He felt the ancient and distant spiritual communication. Then he took off his pants, lay on the bed, his heart was still, and he completed the most classical shot in a sacred and solemn manner. Several gorgeous fountains stood out and went straight to the ceiling.

Zhang Jian has sublimated.

In order to celebrate Zhang Jian's rebirth, Gao Shenghan bought braised meat, beer, and two catties of beef from off-campus. After the dead of night, six people sat around in a dormitory and chatted.Xiaoxing couldn't get in a word, and ate the beef silently. He became sleepy after listening to it, and went back to bed by himself.Lin Yanfeng covered Xiaoxing's quilt tightly, and continued to chat while eating and drinking.Zhang Jian said that he has realized a brand new realm, and has completely given up those fancy techniques, and only uses the most traditional "holding" shaking technique to enjoy himself to the end.

"I didn't expect you to have stepped into the realm of returning to nature." Gao Shenghan couldn't hide his surprise.

"Of course, I'm a genius when it comes to shooting guns." Zhang Jian said proudly.

"A man doesn't know how many lives he has to murder to have such a painful realization. Good job." Gao Shenghan threw a bottle of lubricating oil to Zhang Jian and said, "This is your reward."

As soon as Zhang Jian smelled it, hey, it's very fragrant, and it still smells like fruit, and then he asked naively, "What is it at this time?"

"Well, let's put it this way, using it can add a buff state when you shoot." Gao Shenghan said.

"Red BUFF or blue BUFF?"

"You underestimate it too much, it's a big dragon effect!"

"It's so cool!" Zhang Jian accepted it happily, and then asked Gao Shenghan, a veteran in love, how to end the cold war between him and Xiao Yun. After hearing this, his roommate went back to bed sullenly.

"You really like her?" Gao Shenghan asked uncertainly.

"Nonsense, she is very good to me, but she has a little temper."

"Xiao Yun is a very clingy girl, can you really bear it?"

"So what? Brother just likes it." Zhang Jian said domineeringly.

"Well, I denied her from the side twice, and you defended her from the front twice. I didn't see that you were quite infatuated."

"Of course, my brother is dedicated, okay! It's not like your harem with three thousand beauties, and you can't finish it." Zhang Jian said.

"You don't understand." Gao Shenghan said and smiled at Liu Feng, "But three thousand dotes on one person."

After hearing this, Liu Feng went back to bed uncomfortably, feeling messed up and warm.

"Okay, actually the three of us are single-minded men." Lin Yanfeng said while smoking a cigarette, "It's just that one can't control his cock, and the other can't control his mouth, that's fine. As for me, Not much to say, anyway, learn more from me." Lin Yanfeng smiled shyly.

"Deputy team, don't say it like that, I'm so shy." Zhang Jian said shyly.

"Stop pretending in front of me." Lin Yanfeng gave Zhang Jian a blank look.

"Haha, a pure man pretends to be innocent, flirtatious and elegant, and second-handed to pretend to be aggressive..." Gao Shenghan was helpless, and then told Zhang Jian how to thaw out with Xiao Yun and welcome the sweet spring, Zhang Jian kept it in his heart , and then fell asleep.

After Lin Yanfeng finished smoking, he saw that Xiao Xing had fallen asleep, leaned over and kissed him, then got into the quilt, thinking that it would be nice to have a kid to warm the bed, and hugged Xiao Xing on his chest.Gao Shenghan gave Lin Yanfeng a thumbs up. Seeing that Liu Feng seemed to be asleep, he prepared to do the same.But as soon as he got close to Liu Feng, his face was pushed away by a palm.

"Don't try to take advantage of me." Liu Feng said.

"..." Gao Shenghan gritted his teeth, threw off the quilt, hugged Liu Feng and kissed him, and said domineeringly, "Only I can take advantage of you."

Lin Yanfeng stretched out his hand and gave Gao Shenghan a thumbs up.

Relying on Gao Shenghan's guidance, Zhang Jian successfully thawed out with Xiao Yun. The relationship between the two began to spring back to the earth, continued to heat up, and had a tendency to transition to the scorching summer.Feng Ling saw that the situation was not good, if this continued, the fire would start burning.

So I did ideological work for Xiao Yun, asking her to be steady, don't be obedient just because a man coaxes you, you are not a pet, and pets have tempers too.So the relationship between the two was maintained at a constant temperature in the crisp autumn air, neither hot nor cold was just right.Feng Ling thought that with the passage of time, she would enter a period of hibernation, and it would be best to die without a problem, so she was relieved, and then she would choose a good son-in-law for her younger sister.But Feng Ling was wrong, she didn't know that girls who belonged to her were variables.That night, Xiao Yun took the initiative to take Zhang Jian's hand and walked around the playground. Before leaving, Zhang Jian mustered up his courage and asked hesitantly, "Xiao Yun, I... can I kiss you? "

"No." Xiao Yun said with her mouth raised.

Zhang Jian immediately remembered Gao Shenghan's teachings: Girls are always duplicity, and she expresses her denial in her heart with affirmation. If she expresses her affirmation, she hopes that you will make more progress, and you must seize the opportunity.

Zhang Jian licked his lips and stepped forward to kiss Xiao Yun.

"You are good or bad, I said no."

"I...I want to kiss." Zhang Jianmeng said blankly.

"I'm going back..." Xiao Yun was very shy.

"Okay, then...bye."

Xiao Yun trotted back to the dormitory building.

In the dormitory, Zhang Jian enthusiastically described the whole incident, repeatedly emphasizing: "I kissed her, I kissed her!"

"Oh..." Gao Shenghan ate his snacks calmly, thinking that he was so excited about something big, like a fake dick.

"I kissed her!" Zhang Jian was full of love.

"Didn't you stick out your tongue?" Gao Shenghan stabbed the vitals.

"..." Zhang Jian froze.

"Also, you don't send her to the dormitory downstairs, and leave after kissing, you are so chic, do you think you are me?" Gao Shenghan stabbed his lifeblood twice.

"..."

"Also, I said that girls like Xiao Yun who lack a sense of security should use imperative affirmative sentences, but you actually asked for her permission and used questioning sentences. Did you listen to my words? You This dog can't change a pig that eats shit, how can it be so stupid?" The third knife collected the body perfectly.

Lin Yanfeng rubbed his temples and said, "You should give him some encouragement."

"That's right, you listened to what I said, but it's a pity that this trick can only be used once, and you haven't exerted its maximum effect, so the fuck left, I'll kill you!" Gao Shenghan was whipping the corpse. .....

Zhang Jian was stunned, and asked blankly, "Then... what should I do?"

"Give me your phone." Gao Shenghan said.Then he took the phone and sent a message to Xiao Yun with a different tone.

"Xiaoyun."

"Well, here it is."

"Bring me breakfast tomorrow morning."

"No, you go and buy it yourself."

"Good baby, be obedient."

"Okay, what do you eat then? Cute."

"I'll eat whatever you eat."

"Oh, well, good night. Naughty."

"Good night, okay?"

After reading the chat records, Zhang Jian couldn't believe it: "Is this done?"

"I'll do it myself, it's a must."

Zhang Jian fell asleep dubiously, stayed in bed the next day, and entered the classroom after morning self-study. He was shocked when he found that breakfast was really placed on the table. It was amazing.Zhang Jian learned this trick and asked Xiao Yun to wash his jersey.Xiao Yun silently accepted, but Feng Ling quit.Do you really think of yourself as the emperor?It's worth it if it goes on like this!On the same day, I found Zhang Jian and slammed the jersey at him.

"I heard you've been lazy recently." Feng Ling said coldly.

"Um, no, I've always been diligent." Zhang Jian was a little scared.

"Really? I don't think so. You said you want to train and help buy dinner, that's fine. If you want to stay in bed for a while, help buy breakfast, that's fine too. Now you have to help with laundry, can you tell me why?" ?”

"Because of love."

"SO?" Feng Ling's eyes were cold.

Zhang Jian put away the jersey in panic, and said, "I will wash it myself."

"You're really diligent, what about breakfast?" Feng Ling smiled.

"I'll buy it myself."

"Honey, please remember, Yunyun is not your maid, understand?"

"Of course." Zhang Jian nodded and bowed.

"That's good, bye." Feng Ling smiled and left.

Zhang Jian described to Gao Shenghan the setback that made him lose power and humiliate the country, and Gao Shenghan was very sympathetic.As for Feng Ling, there was nothing he could do to help Zhang Jian regain the lost ground. He comforted Zhang Jian and said that you did not suffer a loss, and you still enjoy the basic rights of not having to buy meals by yourself in the afternoon, so you can be content.Zhang Jian refused to accept it, and said angrily that no one could cure her?Let her continue to behave like this?

"Unless she meets a boy she really likes, no one can cure her. You'd better give up this idea. There is a saying that a woman without a man is a woman; a woman with a man is a soft girl."

Zhang Jian had no choice but to curse Feng Ling to get married as soon as possible, and he and Xiao Yun also returned to normal.

Everything is the norm, but there is also a dynamic lurking in the norm.

In the dead of night, the boys in the dormitory ushered in a happy time.The folding lamp was sandwiched between the upper bunk boards, and the three of Gao, Zhang, and Lin sat and fought against the landlord.Zhang Jian wanted to take the opportunity to win, and proposed to make money, so as to have passion and motivation.Lin Yanfeng had no objection, he was willing to accompany him.Gao Shenghan was puzzled, and expressed concern about whether Zhang Jian's silver was sufficient.

"Just kidding, you know brother will lose?" Zhang Jian is full of confidence in his poker skills.Gao Shenghan saw through Zhang Jian's intentions, and was going to play him once, saying that since he was paying money, he would play bigger, 20 yuan, 100 caps, dare you!Zhang Jian bit the bullet and said yes, thinking that it would be enough to win the big one once.So after a few rounds, Zhang Jian lost all his living expenses... He borrowed from Gao Shenghan and said he would pay it back if he won.Gao Shenghan said that there is no reason for winners to borrow money from losers at the poker table, and then shook his head to educate Zhang Jian.

"I said you are really a dude. I am not afraid of losing. Lin Yanfeng will not lose. Only you are afraid of losing and will lose. You are at a psychological disadvantage. How can you win?"

Lin Yanfeng thought he couldn't control his mouth anymore.

After speaking, both of them returned the money to Zhang Jian.But in order to keep the game going, the two formulated a unilateral game rule against Zhang Jian. In order to make this rule reflect the humanitarian spirit, the roommate also enjoyed a benefit as an audience.That is, Lin Yanfeng and Gao Shenghan lost, 2 yuan for a round, 10 yuan for a cap.Zhang Jian didn't need to give money if he lost, and asked his roommate to choose between being touched once and being flicked twice.

Zhang Jian agreed straight away, it was impossible to play, wouldn't he just touch it once?What's the big deal?Zhang Jian gave it a go, and the three of them went shopping. At the end of the night, Zhang Jian won 36 yuan, but the roommate could touch Zhang Jian 41 times.Zhang Jian was very happy to win the money, and rewarded his roommate that you can touch whatever you want tonight.

My roommate was moved, which means...

Because he had tasted the sweetness, Zhang Jian buried his head and slept in class the next day to recharge his energy for the bloody battle at night.Gao Shenghan also became addicted. If he wanted to play, he could settle the account first, so he asked his roommate how many times he touched Zhang Jian last night, and the roommate weakly raised a finger.

Zhang Jian was shocked, he never believed it!

"How could it be only once, you touched me all over." Zhang Jian protested.

"There is no rule for how long to touch at a time..." said the roommate.

"I should like to ask if your mother is well..."

"Oh, she's fine, you don't worry too much."

"..."

Gao Shenghan admired his roommate's wit, and apologized to say that this is a loophole in human nature. You just feel wronged, take off your pants, and let us start a war after playing 40 times. Gao Shenghan is eager to try.

This was really blatant extortion, and Zhang Jian refused to obey.

After several times of stalemate, Lin Yanfeng finished his cigarettes, and finally lost his patience, "If you are willing to bet, you will lose as a man. Fuck it up, take off your pants, don't force me to do it myself."

Zhang Jian compromised, but also learned to behave.If you say you can only flick it lightly, what if you lie again and say that there is no specified strength, and it will be useless if you flick it once?

Lin Yanfeng smiled when he heard it, these dudes aren't stupid, but flicking it is really boring.So Lin Yanfeng handed over the rights to his roommate, so that the roommate can have a good time.

The roommate was very moved, he really is a male god, taking care of fans like this.

So Gao Shenghan and his roommate played 20 times in a very emotional way. Zhang Jian was finally activated forcibly and burned the small universe. 50 are possible.Immediately cheer up and strive towards the goal.

The roommate was worried that it would definitely not work like this, and it would seriously damage his vested interests. In order to experience the intoxicating feeling again, the roommate resolutely betrayed Zhang Jian, became a spy, and quietly revealed Zhang Jian's cards to Gao Shenghan.

Gao Shenghan was also very depressed, wondering if it was because of the dirty smell from the thing he played just now, the card had rotted like a ruin from the very beginning, fragmented and devastated.Because of his bad luck, and incidentally implicated Lin Yanfeng, Gao Shenghan felt really sorry.

"Hmph, three belts and one belt, can you afford it?" Zhang Jian was a bit of a villain.

"I'm sorry..." Gao Shenghan said to see how long you can keep playing, and sure enough, he received a message from his roommate at this time, and found out Zhang Jian's hole card.But after a few rounds, the situation still hasn't improved. It's useless to know the hole cards. The root cause is bad luck.

Zhang Jian went smoothly that night, and his impressive record was rewarded handsomely. He won a net of 150 yuan, but he only needed to let his roommate touch him 24 times, which can be said to be a complete victory.Zhang Jian was so happy that he wanted to run naked, and came to commemorate this great day.

Gao Shenghan suppressed it all night, and finally he was relieved.Rub your hands vigorously and repeatedly by the sink to get rid of the foul smell.Suddenly, a big black bag rose from the balcony. Gao Shenghan took a closer look and saw that the bag was hanging by a rope, and he could vaguely hear someone whispering upstairs.Gao Shenghan sneaked a glance downstairs, and there was another person!

Gao Shenghan raised his head, and the black pocket rose and disappeared, thinking that there must be something going on here.Immediately told Lin Yanfeng what he saw just now, Lin Yanfeng was also aroused curiosity, and analyzed that it was obvious that the people upstairs did not know that we were not asleep, and we had a good location.If the bag comes up again tomorrow, I will take it in one fell swoop.Gao Shenghan agreed, then looked at his watch to record the time, and predicted in advance that Zhang Jian would continue to fight tomorrow night, claiming to explode Zhang Jian's eggs.Zhang Jian whispered that the more he played the ball, the more pleasure he felt... Hearing this, Lin Yanfeng really wanted to stick a cigarette butt on Zhang Jian's round penis, why is this guy so slutty!