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"Dream you." Su Nuo gave him a middle finger, "Don't even think about it, there's no way!"

"Hmm." Xu Sheng supported the workbench with one hand, raised his chin, "I'm not joking, the so-called cannibals have short mouths, if you want me to make you delicious food, you have to get benefits in exchange. "

He smiled and approached Su Nuo's face: "I don't do free transactions."

Good guy, Ganqing is waiting for him here.Su Nuo forced a sneer: "Then you still sleep in my bed every day!" You are not ashamed! "

"This is incomparable." Xu Sheng started to cock his tail again, and resumed his busy work. "You need my permission to eat mine, but I only need my aunt's permission to sleep in your bed. What do you think?"

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"If you don't eat, don't eat." Su Nuo felt that she had to show her perseverance and determination, otherwise she would be led by the nose anytime, anywhere by this jerk with kidney deficiency.

"Oh?" Xu Sheng smiled, "Are you serious?"

"Master guarantees it with his body shape!"

Xu Sheng glanced at him: "Pfft."

"Pfft, you're so fucked." Su Nuo gave him the middle finger again.

Xu Sheng frowned and said, "You can't be more civilized."

"Oh." Su Nuo knew the mistake and corrected it, "Pfft, you're so fucking crazy."

Xu Sheng: "..."

Well, it's very civilized.

That's what he said, but Su Nuo felt that Xu Sheng was acting on a whim, and he might forget something pure and dirty out of the Milky Way tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

Xu Sheng usually finishes work by [-]:[-] on weekdays, and he will be busy on weekends, working until the restaurant closes.

Today was very unfortunate, Xu Sheng finished his work early in the morning, and went back to his home with Su Nuo on the same road.

Xu Sheng was holding a small box in his hand. The packaging in the box was a small cake, and it smelled like a cake. Anyway, the smell was very attractive, and a layer of small paper box couldn't cover up its aroma at all.

"This is chestnut cake." Xu Sheng said, "I gave it to my aunt."

"Hehe, I didn't want to eat it." Su Nuo's eyeballs were still glued to the small packaging, "It doesn't taste good at first glance, the taste is deadly."

Xu Sheng picked up the box and sniffed it against his nose: "Indeed, the scent is very strong, and the milk smell almost overwhelms the chestnut scent. Next time, adjust the proportion."

Su Nuo pursed her lips tightly and said nothing, her steps were twice as fast.

This person with kidney deficiency is very unscrupulous!

When getting on the subway, there was just one seat left in the carriage, Su Nuo and Xu Sheng looked at each other, Su Nuo took the first step to sit on the seat, raised her head and smiled shyly at Xu Sheng.

Xu Sheng looked at him with lowered eyes, the deep pupils clearly reflected Su Nuo's face.

A sentence inexplicably flashed through Su Nuo's mind: There are two mes in his eyes.

"Take it."

Xu Sheng looked away, and threw the box in Su Nuo's arms.Su Nuo seemed to have picked up a hot potato, but she was afraid that the box would fall apart, so she just followed it honestly, holding it on her chest like a tribute.

"What the hell? Didn't you say you won't give me food?"

"I didn't say I'll eat it for you." Xu Sheng turned his face away, "Just let you hold it, don't think too much."

"Tch. Who cares." Su Nuo smelled the aroma of chestnut cakes, and hypnotized herself: show the self-control you are proud of!Su Nuo!

"Recently there has been a personnel change. It is said that a French cook has been invited."

Just as Su Nuo was struggling with the tortured little goblin, Xu Sheng said so suddenly.

"French cook?" Su Nuo said, "Aren't you from Michelin? What French cook do you want?"

"It is said that the other party took the initiative to contact, saying that they want to come to China to exchange culture and stuff. I don't know what they want to do. Anyway, they just want to have a new cook." Xu Sheng raised his hand and held the back of his neck to relieve the pain. The cervical spine, "Maybe it will be arranged to be my partner, and other people can't speak French, and it's too late to recruit French assistants or something."

Su Nuo was not very interested in these tricks, so she responded casually, "...Oh, that's it."

"So it may be busier in the future. If you want to see me, you can come directly to the back kitchen to find me."

Su Nuo: "Why am I looking for you?"

Xu Sheng raised his eyebrows and stared at him: "How do I know why you are looking for me every day?"

"You don't cook for me." Su Nuo said, "I don't need to interview you anymore."

Xu Sheng was furious: "Heh, don't tell me that you came after me just to interview me."

"At once--"

Xu Sheng snatched the chestnut cake from him.

"What are you doing?" Su Nuo said, "Why do you have such a handsome face so you are always angry?"

Xu Sheng: "..."

Is this person able to speak or not!Really!Damn, you can't be so angry!

"Humph."

After getting off the subway, there was still a short walk to go, and Xu Sheng didn't say much during this journey.

Su Nuo chatted with Sang Xiaohua for a while.This kid had a fever today, so he didn't tell him anything. He went to the hospital with that big god, and only told him when he came back.

He suddenly had a sense of vicissitudes that his own pig would be attracted by the coquettish cabbages outside.

Time flies too fast, a male pig like Sang Xiaohua who has lived for ten thousand years will make cabbage, it's really disappointing.

He raised his head to look for Xu Sheng, who was walking not far from him by himself, with one hand in his trouser pocket and the other holding a small pastry box that didn't match his tall figure at all.

No matter how you look at her back, she looks like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"Chef Xu, hey Chef Xu." He shouted, "Are you still angry?"

Xu Sheng ignored him and walked alone.

How vain this person is... Su Nuo sighed in her heart, he just told the truth and made such an awkward scene, a three-year-old kid?

Su Nuo cheekily chased after Xu Sheng, and Xu Sheng went down the stairs as expected, without quickening his pace, and glanced sideways at him.

Ouch, those little eyes.Su Nuo's mischievous heart appeared again, and he raised his hand and gave Xu Sheng's chin a hook: "Look at this gentleman, who is suave and unrestrained, why are you frowning?"

Xu Sheng opened his hand: "It annoys me when I see you."

Hey, here's to you.Su Nuo said, "Don't sleep with me when you see me bothering you."

These words are too ambiguous, and Su Nuo was too eloquent to be aware of it, so she hurriedly added: "If you have the ability, don't grab my bed tonight!"

Xu Sheng: "In the past, people who chased me could line up on the Champs Elysees to the Arc de Triomphe."

Su Nuo didn't have that concept in mind: "So?"

"I want to sleep too much now." Xu Sheng said, "What's wrong with me stealing your bed?"

Su Nuo was defeated by his logic: "Is there any necessary connection here?"

"Humph."

Su Nuo: "..."

Different brain circuits can't have a good chat.

In the end, that night Xu Sheng snatched his bed with a face of righteousness, and still didn't wear anything but a pair of fancy bullet underwear.

Su Nuo stared at his underwear, Xu Sheng pulled the quilt to block his view.

Xu Sheng: "What are you looking at, you stinky rascal."

Su Nuo didn't feel much about this title, and he became immune to hearing it too much, and the more Xu Sheng said that recently, the more he wanted to be a hooligan.

"Do you have a thong?" He asked humbly.

"...Yes." Although Xu Sheng is very open to the topic of sex, and rarely discusses underwear with others, Su Nuo's integrity has always made him feel very strange.

"Why didn't I see you wear it?"

"Do you want to see it?" Xu Sheng said, "I usually don't wear it, but I like my bed partner to wear it."

He glanced at Su Nuo's lower body, then silently moved his eyes away.

"I just want to know how tight this kind of pants is." Su Nuo said, "Why don't you demonstrate it yourself?"

"..." Xu Cheng bent his legs and leaned towards Su Nuo, "Su Nuo, do you know the consequences of flirting with a man casually?"

"..."

Su Nuo immediately ran under the bed, but was pulled back by Xu Sheng and pressed on the bed.The sound of Xu Sheng's heavy breathing sprayed all over his body, scorching hot, with a dangerous smell.

"Calm down, let's make a joke." Su Nuo opened her eyes wide and flirtatiously, "Smile at that ten-year boy..."

He couldn't laugh anymore, because he felt that a certain part of Xu Sheng's body was strong against him.

Well said calm down wow big brother!Is it heatstroke? Why are you so hard, big brother!

A room of embarrassment.

Su Nuo silently huddled on the side of the bed, staring at the Stitch pattern on the closet.Now he is no longer afraid of ghosts and ghosts, and he silently recites the core socialist values ​​to protect his body.

It was the same situation with Xu Sheng.Su Nuo felt that he might be a little more embarrassed than herself, and the bottom was still upside down, and now she had to forcefully stop the flag.

Say something to break the embarrassment.

"Then what, why don't you deal with it?"

It seems even more embarrassing...

"Don't get me wrong." Xu Sheng's voice was muffled in the pillow, "I don't have thoughts about you."

"Oh..." Su Nuo said, "I made it."

He answered the words so naturally, Xu Sheng choked, and finished speaking with a stiff neck: "I won't come tomorrow."

"Ah..." Su Nuo only thought that he had something to do tomorrow night, "What are you going to do?"

"Acquaintance!" Xu Sheng almost gritted his teeth and said these two words, pulled off the quilt and forced himself to hypnotize himself under the quilt.

Just obsessed... He opened his eyes in the dark.It's just a momentary obsession.

Xu Sheng yawned and leaned against the workbench. He hadn't arrived at his shift yet, but he had nothing to do, so he came over to guard the kitchen.

"I'm not in good spirits, is X's life uncoordinated?"

The joking words of his colleagues were like a thorn in his ears.It really hit the spot, what the hell is that his lower body is disobedient.

Not only the lower body, but the brain has been out of control recently.

"I heard from the manager that the foreigner will come over after a while. Did he ask you to meet him?"

"Hmm." He said lazily, "it said it was 01:30, who knows if it is, the French people I know are not very punctual."

As expected, the French cook was not punctual, and he was late when he stepped on the time to go to work.Xu Sheng waited a little impatiently in the manager's office, and he cleared all the mentally handicapped games that Su Nuo recommended to him.

Xu Sheng clicked on the chat interface with Su Nuo.The chat history was still at three days ago, Su Nuo said, I know.

You know you know you know shit.

He combed his hair back, called the manager, the manager answered, and hung up the next second.

The door behind him was slowly pushed open, and then a familiar voice suddenly sounded, which made his back tighten:

"Salut! Moncheri!"