A ten-year rival in love

[-] Questions about Relationship Between Husband and Wife (The First [-] Questions of Purity)

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Host: Welcome everyone to the interview site of "One Hundred Questions about Sexuality of Husband and Wife". I am the host, Mengmeng!Hereinafter referred to as Moe!First of all, let us welcome our clever, cute, kind, brave and unwavering general attack authors who stick to the core values ​​of socialism! (Stone stands up!) Welcome, everyone! ...Ah, no one welcomes...Stone, please sit down...

(Stone runs away crying)

Okay, now I invite the protagonists of this book—the beauty Li Xiaoshou, and the idiotic classmate Lu!

Moe: Please take a seat, both of you.

Lu: Thank you Xiaomeng~

Li: Thank you.

Lu: Xiaomeng, you look so cute~

Moe: Ah (**)~Thank you Lu Tongxie~Really~

Li: (glances at Lu) Oh.

Lu: ...the weather is really nice today.

Moe: ...The attributes are really obvious at a glance. Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke. 【Gu Amo's face】

Lai: Please start as soon as possible.

Moe: Oh ok ok ~ let's start then.

1. When did you two meet?

Li: Junior high school.

Lu: In the first semester of the second year of junior high school, on Thursday, mathematics in the first class.

Moe: Really... I remember quite clearly.

2. What was your impression of the other party at that time?

Lu: It's so annoying, I can't get used to it.

Li: ... (thinking for a long time) I have no impression.

Moe: ...

Lu: ... (inner os: you wait tonight)

3. When did you start liking each other?

Lu: In the third year of junior high school, when I was 15 years old. ...probably earlier.

Li: ...

Moe: What do the ellipsis mean?

Li: Last month.

Moe: Misty Grass!Honey Juice Distressed Gong...

4. Why do you like the other party?

Lu: He looks very cute when he sleeps, his mouth will pout a little, and his eyelashes will tremble slightly.

Li: He is Gong, the setting is like this, I can't help it.

Moe: ...here we come!Li Meiren's cold joke attack!Wait, wait, student Lu, restrain your emotions, we don't allow you to do bad things here!

5. What kind of person do you think the other party is?

Lu: People love it, but they also attract people to hate it.The appearance is restrained, but the heart is wild.In short, I owe [beep——]... Do you still have automatic noise reduction here?

Moe: Ahaha...a special period...

Li: Good guy.

Moe: Don't cherish words like gold so much, hey!

6. What do you like most about each other?

Lu: With a poisonous mouth, but also very gentle.The contrast is cute.

Li: He likes me.

Moe: A disagreement shows affection...

7. Have you ever had a lover before dating the other party?

Li: Yes.

Lu: ...Yes.

8. How many exes did you have?

Li: Three.

Lu: ...Wait, is this question here to sow discord?

Moe: Uh huh.Little S is indifferent.jpg

Li: (stares)

Lu: ...Probably, three or four.

9. Why did you break up with your ex?

Li: Different orientations.

Moe: ...It's really direct.What about student Lu?

Lu: If you don't know anything, you will be divided.Skip this silly [beep——] ex question!

10. Do you think the incumbent or the ex is better?

Moe: ...Okay skip it.

11. Have you ever failed to confess?

Li: (Looking at Lu Hui) I told him once, it was a success.

Lu: I often fail, I get used to it. ... The most [beep——] was in the third year of high school, when he was arrested by Lao Liu and his wife ran away.

Moe: I really feel sorry for Gong...

Lu: Can you remove the mute, it's so annoying.

12. At what age did you have your first kiss?

Lu: ...

Li: ...

Moe: ...

Moe: I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

13. What kind of person did you hope to communicate with?

Lu: He does.

Li: Not annoying.

Moe: Is student Lu annoying?

Li: (looks at the hand being held and smiles) It's okay.

14. How long is the longest time the two have been apart?

Lu: Ten years.

15. When we parted, did you ever think about going to find each other?

Lu: ...No, I dare not look for it.

Lai: At that time, I didn’t remember this person at all.

Lu: ...

Moe: (looks at the backstage) Director, today's theme is torture?

16. If the other party loses memory, what will you do?

Lu: Get close to him and make him fall in love with me again.

Li: Take him to the hospital.

Meng: ... This answer left me speechless.

17. If the other party and your mother were kidnapped at the same time, and the robber asked you to choose only one, who would you save?

Lu: ...This is fucking a proposition.

Li: Give money to redeem people, record evidence, and call the police afterwards.

Moe: What if the robbers don’t want money?

Li: Don’t give money, this kind of IQ can’t survive 10 minutes in a criminal investigation drama.

Moe: ... I'm speechless again.

Lu: ...

18. What bad habits do you know about the other person?

Li: I put too much salt in cooking, and it always wraps around my neck when I sleep at night.

Lu: I'm so awkward, I say one thing and I mean another thing, I'm not straightforward when I should be honest, and I'm more honest than anyone else when I shouldn't be honest.

Li: Is this a habit?

Lu: Oh...that's a problem.

19. What did the other party do that impressed you the most?

Lu: The first time you did that, you took the initiative to let me in...

Meng: ... (Is this all you remember in your mind!)

Lu: It's not my fault, and I don't know why I remembered this.

Li: The day Yang Qi'an's body was found, he hugged me and cried.

Lu: (pretending to be pitiful) Listen to my explanation...

Li: (with a calm face) I won't listen.

20. What did the other person say that moved you the most?

Lu: Well... let me marry him, but I didn't agree.I have to marry him.

Li: If I die, he will go down to accompany me. (Looking at Lu Hui) Is that what you said?

Lu: (nodding violently) It must be!

21. If you want to give a gift to the other party, what will you give?

Lu: Myself.

Li: Same.

Moe: ... I pretended not to understand.

22. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is the first thing you think of?

Lu: Cat, like Jiujiu.

Moe: Why not Xiaoba?

Lu: Xiao Ba is not pretty.

Li: Wolves, and dogs.

23. How do you call each other?

Li: Lu Hui.

Lu: Baby, dear, A Xu.

24. What do you want the other party to call you?

Lu: Husband.

Li: Full name.

25. Where did two people first date?

Li: We dated?

Lu: ...Next time I will find a chance to go.He is too busy.

26. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Moe: Okay, skip this one too.

27. Will you celebrate your partner's birthday?What do you usually prepare?

Lu: Yes, cook him a table of favorite dishes.

Li: Ready to expand...

Moe: …………………… Is it about to start dirty before the last fifty questions?

28. What gift do you want most on your birthday?

Li: Nothing special.

Lu: I want him to wear that sexy lingerie set that I've just spotted...

Li: (stares at Lu Hui)

29. How much do you think you love each other?

Lu: He is my life.

Li: I want to marry him.

Lu: (blushing) Hehe.

30. What does the other person say that will make you lose your mind?

Lu: Just sneer at me and I'm done.

Li: When playing rogue.

31. Can you forgive the other party for mental derailment?

Lu: ...Probably not, but I won't let go either.

Li: No.

32. If the other party cheated, what would you do?

Lu: Kill him as a good friend.

Li: ...kill him.

Meng: Beauty, you were led astray by idiot Lu.

33. When two people are together, what is the moment when the heart beats faster?

Lu: He took the initiative to kiss me.

Li: He suddenly fell into heat.

34. Which part of the other party do you like the most?

Lu: Neck.

Li: Eyes.

35. When was the other party the sexiest?

Li: When undressing.

Lu: □□ would hug me before, humming softly, super sexy.

Moe: I don't know why I suddenly want to blush.

36. Have you ever had a fight?

Lu: I quarreled.

37. Why are you fighting?

Lai: When disagreements, he is too stubborn.

Lu: ... (Who is stubborn?)

38. How do you usually reconcile?

Lu: Usually... just have a shot and make it clear.

Li: That's right.

Moe: It's too real...

39. What do you do to make you feel happy?

Lu: Every moment is very happy!

Li: That's right.

Moe: Uncle Policeman, someone abused a dog here...

Lu: You asked us to abuse you yourself.

Moe: QAQ...

40. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

Lu: I want his next life, and the next life.

Li: Let's talk about it after we get along in this life. It's not easy to change people in the next life.

Lu:! ! ! !

41. When did you feel loved?

Li: Many times.

Lu: When he is willing to step back for me...

42. What if the other party proposes to break up?

Li: Will you?

Lu: Of course not!

Li: (Nodding) Skip.

43. When will you feel that the other person doesn't love you anymore?

Lu: It doesn't matter, anyway, I like him.This skips.

Moe: Oh...

44. If you pick a flower to describe the other party?

Li: Rose.

Lu: ...Um, which flowers are described as cold?

Moe: Plum blossoms, lotus flowers, orchids, etc.

Lu: Orchids then.

45. Is there anything you are hiding from the other party?

Li: No.

Lu: ...No.

Li: Huh?

Lu: No, absolutely not!

46. ​​Do you think there will be hidden dangers of a third party between the two of you?

Lu: It took me more than ten years to make him like me, the third party, huh!

Li: He doesn't have the courage.

Moe: Classmate Lu, I saw your tail...don't shake it!Begging for a bit of self-esteem!

47. Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Li: It was kept secret before, but now it is fully disclosed.

Lu: That's right~

48. Do you think the love for each other can last forever?

Lu: I have given it to him all my life, and it will not change until I die.

Li: Yes.

49. What do you think of the seven-year itch?

Lai: Failure to communicate will naturally lead to various conflicts and problems.

Lu: Well, we communicate every night.

Li: Shut up.

50. What do you two think your names have in common?

Lu: Anyway, it’s a day.

Moe: ...This day is not the day I thought, is it?

Lu: Uh-huh (￣￣)