I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

Sun Dasheng walked a lot, and finally picked a beautiful place with beautiful mountains and clear waters and no people. He lowered his head and circled a barrier to ensure that no one could come in to disturb them. In the wooden house, he sleeps until he wakes up naturally every day, and when he wakes up, he basks in the sun with his legs crossed and hums a song, chatting with his silly peach.

A large part of the reason why Sun Dasheng chose this place to live in seclusion is that there is a peach grove here. He wandered around and picked the largest and most shaped peach tree. He buried the bead under the tree and watered it with his blood every day.

"Plant a tree of silly peaches, and harvest a bunch of silly peaches in the coming year~" Sun Dasheng lay under the tree refreshedly with a dog's tail flower in his mouth and hummed, imagining that the peach tree could really produce a bunch of peaches for him My son's silly peach, and then he can hug this one and touch that one, I don't know how happy it is.

There are no years in the mountains.Sun Dasheng doesn't go out, people outside can't come in, no one knows how long it has passed, maybe 100 years, maybe 200 years, it doesn't matter anyway, a person's life is just so boring.

The small lake next to the wooden house is crystal clear, and there are many fish in it, and occasionally there are two or three small shrimps. Sun Dasheng was so bored after lying under the tree for a long time, he just jumped into the lake and teased the carp , Chasing and chasing the little turtle, having a great time.

When he went ashore, he caught a fat and big carp in his hand, and lit a fire nearby while he was wet. He has learned to cook by himself, even grilled fish and rabbits. As for Buddhism, he doesn’t eat it. Hun's stinky rules were forgotten early on. Anyway, he has betrayed Buddhism now, and he will break the sex ring in the future!

The carp was stripped of its viscera, strung on a tree branch and slowly roasted over a fire, while Monkey King watched it gradually turn golden in color.

The peach tree was blown by the wind and made a soft rustling sound. Sun Dasheng looked up at the peach tree and laughed, "Does silly peach also want to eat fish?"

"If you want to eat fish, you have to come out, and the great sage will give you half."

Taoshu couldn't speak, so naturally he couldn't answer him.

Sun Dasheng was not discouraged, and said to himself, "Well, speaking of it, you have been looking for me for 500 years, and I have been looking for you for 500 years, and now I have waited for you for hundreds of years. Speaking of which, I still won .”

"When you come back, don't show me a cold face. I like to see you smile."

Sun Dasheng talked to himself alone, flipped his grilled fish, and stayed by the peach tree, day after day, year after year, firmly believing that his silly peach would return to him one day.

One day, Sun Dasheng fell asleep with his eyes closed. In his dream, he returned to the Heavenly Court. At that time, Silly Taozi sat by the stove and watched the stove seriously, with a serious expression.

He quietly walked over to try to scare him, but just halfway there, Silly Taozi turned around, glared at him and said, "My lord, don't make trouble!"

Seeing that the plan was revealed in the dream, he jumped over laughingly and hugged his shoulders.

Silly Taozi sighed helplessly, "Great Sage, aren't you busy today?"

Sun Dasheng shook his head, "Not busy, nothing to do." He greedily looked at the white and tender face of Silly Taozi who was close at hand, and rushed forward to kiss him.

Silly Taozi was not angry, but blushed quietly.

The Taishang Laojun's alchemy room was quiet, only the green smoke could not be seen clearly.

The world in the dream was so beautiful, Sun Dasheng reluctantly opened his eyes, he had just kissed, and he hadn't had time to touch it yet!

Do you want to close your eyes again, go back and touch it twice before coming out? Sun Dasheng seriously considered this matter.

It's a pity that the birds in the forest didn't make him feel better, they woke him up from his dream again by chirping.Sun Dasheng picked up small stones on the ground and threw them at them, driving them away.

"Disturbing people's dreams!" Sun Dasheng cursed in a low voice.

Unable to fall asleep, he could only get up and find something to do, but he froze as soon as he turned his head.

Just under that peach tree, a person was lying down at some point.

Sun Dasheng's eyes were a little blurred, he walked over step by step, and slowly squatted down.

He is very familiar with this person.

The little boy under the tree looked to be only sixteen or seventeen years old. He was wearing a navy blue Taoist robe and had a lovely round face. Although his eyes were still closed, Sun Dasheng knew that when he opened them, those big eyes would be too. round.

He also has a pair of small canine teeth, and his smile is very childish.

This is his silly peach. After 1000 years, he still came back.

Sun Dasheng squatted in front of him, looking at the sleeping boy without blinking, he wanted to be the first to see him when he opened his eyes.

Then, then he would pretend to be calm and smile at him—how could it be possible, of course he would pounce on him and kiss him on all fours!

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When Tao Zi first woke up, he was delirious, his mind was in a chaotic state, and the huge memory was slowly healing like a restarted computer, so during this period, he almost followed Sun Dasheng's lead, what did he say? is what.

Sun Dasheng discovered this, and it was heaven.

So, he instilled a lot of messy things into Tao Zi, why the two of them were destined for three lives since they were young, why he waited for him to suffer a lot, and Taozi had to make up for it, and why Taozi was very obedient before, so he was touched. For a parent or something.

Because Tao Zi's thinking was confused, he believed it foolishly. Sun Dasheng's life was sweet and smooth, touching, kissing, and seeing each other every day. I don't know what year it is.

It's a pity that this kind of good times didn't last long, and one day Tao Zi's memory came back, and he could remember everything, including the part where he didn't return to Shan Ling Wu.

"Great Sage!" Tao Zi was very angry, how could he lie to others!

"Oh..." Sun Dasheng didn't feel guilty at all, he put his arms around Tao Zi's waist and took it to his side, "I haven't kissed you for a long time, and I am also very pitiful."

Changed back to his previous appearance, Tao Zi's state of mind has also changed, he has both the calmness and calmness of the Lingwu period, and the obedient and pure kindness of the Tianting period, these two personalities are strangely fused in him.

Facing Sun Dasheng's cheating, Tao Zi couldn't do anything, he just stared at him, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Sun Dasheng sighed, "After so many years, you still came back to my side."

Tao Zi was taken aback for a moment and stopped talking.

"I'm really worried that everything is just a dream now. When I wake up from the dream, I'm still sleeping alone on the grass by the lake with nothing." Sun Dasheng leaned against Tao Zi, hesitating melancholy.

"Great Sage..." Tao Zi murmured, "I'm not leaving anymore, feel it, I'm hot."

The corner of Sun Dasheng's mouth raised a veiled smile, "Come and touch me." After speaking, his big hand touched where his heart wanted without hesitation.

Tao Zi: "..."

Didn't make you touch your ass.

When Sun Dasheng became consummated, he dragged his sweetheart to run wildly back and forth by the lake, happily wanting to announce it to the whole world.

Tao Zi was pulled by him, the wind blew his hair, bringing a trace of coolness, he looked up at Dasheng as happy as a child, saw the sunshine shining on his face, and saw him laughing unscrupulously, My heart is also stable.

In any case, they are still together after crossing Qianfan.

And, in the future, for countless years, until the destruction of the world, they will always be together.

My lord, I'm back.

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