I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

People from the Demon Race surrounded Sun Wukong. They stayed here for 3 years and their news was blocked. The strength of the people is not bad, and they all tense up their nerves, waiting to make a move.

Sun Wukong didn't take these people seriously, "You really don't recognize me?"

Ling Wu didn't flinch, and looked straight back, "No one knows the name of Dou Zhan Buddha."

This is not to admit it. Sun Wukong couldn't understand the reason, so he just asked: "Taozi, do you still hate me?"

Because he hates him, he doesn't want to recognize him face to face. This is the only possibility that Monkey King can think of.

"Hate?" Ling Wu shook his head, "I have never met the Holy Buddha, so why do I hate this?"

"My place is where the demon world gathers. I'm afraid it's not good for the Holy Buddha to appear here, so please come back." Ling Wu gave the order to evict the guest indifferently.

Sun Wukong found him with great difficulty, and if he could leave easily, there would be ghosts.

He made up his mind and decided that his silly Taozi was blaming him, so he just refused to leave: "Since I'm here, don't try to drive me away."

"I haven't seen you in 1000 years, I miss you so much." Sun Wukong couldn't bear to blink, as if he didn't know how nasty what he said now.

Yin Hao's face turned black, this stinky monkey...

At the beginning, he hesitated again and again, but decided to let Tao Zi choose by himself, and made a lot of determination to hand him over to this monkey, thinking that he would take good care of him, but in the end, this stinky monkey was unreliable, and even turned himself I got pissed off, and now their children are finally going to draw a line with the past, and the stinky monkey is here again!

"Get lost!" Yin Hao wished he could chop him up right now.

Sun Wukong grew up so old that he didn't know how to write the word "thick-skinned". so easy.

The subordinates of the demon clan couldn't figure out the relationship between this outsider and their own master, but seeing their boss was silent, it was the outsider who posted it himself, and they were not going to be polite to him.

Sun Wukong's strength is even more different from that of Monkey King. Now he can't beat him except for the Tathagata Buddha.

The people of the Demon Race are not easy to mess with. They are different from the gods in the heaven who are used to luxury and money. They are all quick and accurate in their strikes. Relying on the large number of people and the high force value, Monkey King unexpectedly It can't be better.

Ling Wu stood on the mountainside and watched Sun Wukong fight back and forth with a group of his subordinates, then turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Anyway, those of his subordinates haven't fought with others for a long time, so it's good to use them to practice their hands.

Seeing him leave, Sun Wukong panicked. With a few sticks, he swept away the demons surrounding him, and then pulled out his hairs to create countless numbers of annoying guys, and ran up after him.

"Taozi! Taozi, wait for me!" Monkey King followed Ling Wu happily.

"My seat name is Ling Wu, so don't make a mistake with the Holy Buddha." Ling Wu corrected his mistake indifferently without looking back.

"Ling Wu?" Sun Wukong scratched his head, "This name is really strange, not as nice as Taozi."

Ling Wu didn't bother to talk to him, this person was still the same as before, straight to the point.

"You Poor Monkey, how can you, my lord, be the one who can call me around!" Yin Hao couldn't help being angry.

Sun Wukong looked at Yin Hao from top to bottom outside, "Who are you?"

"Hmph!" Yin Hao didn't want to answer this question, so he followed Ling Wu and stopped talking.

Sun Wukong felt that this person gave him a very familiar feeling, the kind that was annoying and not pleasing to the eye...for example, that Xuan Ting who was talked about by Silly Taozi all day long.

A guy with a very high force value came from the Demon Clan. The people of the Demon Clan were very wary of him, but they couldn't beat him. They could only hate him. The Lord Demon Lord didn't give a clear order to drive him away. I can only keep him here so indifferently.

But it's strange to say that Monkey King may be more popular with the demons by nature. He can drink, fight and punch, and his temper is also eccentric. In less than three days in the Mozu, I made a lot of friends.

Sun Wukong took the opportunity to inquire about Ling Wu's news with them, because their Lord Demon Lord refused to see him.

"Our Lord Demon Master came back 500 years ago, and he was still such a big baby at that time!" A demon clan was in a good mood after winning some magic weapons from Monkey King, and couldn't help but began to tell him some past events.

"At that time, he was in a mess, just like... just like that kind of abandoned puppy. At that time, our brothers didn't accept him, and a milk doll was the boss. Why?"

"Later, Lord Demon Lord began to retreat, and his temperament changed drastically after he came out of the retreat. Even Elder Yin Hao didn't figure out the reason for this."

They chattered and pieced together a piece of Ling Wu's past.

Sun Wukong can imagine how painful it was, what mood did Tao Zi feel when he came back?He must have hated him to death, otherwise why would he rather come to this place where the birds don't shit than wait for him for a while longer.

Thinking of this, he immediately lost interest in gambling, threw the dice in his hand and said wearily, "You guys play by yourself."

The people of the Mozu are very disappointed, how can they say that if they don't play, they will stop playing?Finally, an interesting person came from outside and taught them to gamble, so why did he run away suddenly.

Monkey King slipped to the forbidden area of ​​the Mountain of No Return, which is where Ling Wu's bedroom is located.

Speaking of a sleeping palace, of course it cannot be compared with a luxurious residence like the Heavenly Court, it is just a slightly larger stone cave.

There was no one guarding the door, and no one would dare to come here to disturb the demon lord's cultivation on weekdays, so Monkey King easily walked in.

Ling Wu was meditating on the stone bed.

Sun Wukong sat down quietly in the room, looking at Ling Wu's face with his chin resting on his hands.

Although they don't look the same at all, his peaches are just beautiful.

Look at the eyebrows, look at the nose, look at the mouth, they are all beautiful!

It just doesn't feel as good as the round face before.

Sun Wukong secretly sighed in his heart, it's been too long, he hasn't stayed with his silly Taozi quietly like this, he would rather time just stop like this.

"Are you free?" Ling Wu opened his eyes and looked at Monkey King blankly. His eyes were as deep as ink, and he couldn't see the end.

When he was discovered, Sun Wukong was not at all embarrassed. He sat cross-legged and had no manners, "I'm very busy, so I came to find you."

"Doesn't Lord Buddha need to listen to Zen beside the Buddha, and what to do in my demon's territory?"

"What's so good about chanting scriptures?" Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously, "It's not like you don't know, I don't like those annoying things."

Ling Wu was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "There is no one you are looking for here, before my patience is exhausted, you should leave on your own."

"If you want me to go, you can go with me." Sun Wukong said seriously, "It was my fault in the past. I never cared about your thoughts. I always walk in front of you and always bully you, but, But I changed it, can you go home with me?"

"Peach, I'm real, I, I miss you very much."

Ling Wu carefully looked at Sun Wukong's face, and found that he was indeed different from before.Even though his face didn't change, but at some point, there was such deep melancholy between the brows of this person.

Monkey King can be melancholy, this thing is really sensational.

"Unfortunately, I am indeed not the person you are looking for." Ling Wu waved his hand, "The person you are looking for may be dead."

Sun Wukong clenched his fist, "He is not dead! You are him, and he is you! It doesn't matter if you are angry with me and I hate me! But you can't deny his existence!"

"Whatever you want." Ling Wuzhong closed his eyes again, and continued to meditate by himself, using him as air.

Monkey King calmed down his emotions, and suddenly he was in a good mood again, "It doesn't matter if you don't like me calling you Tao Zi, then I will do as you like, anyway, no matter what your name is, you are my Tao Zi."

He talked to himself, babbling to Ling Wu about what happened in the past 500 years when he was looking for peaches.

"Just now, maybe more than 100 years ago, I once went to Nanshan to catch a goblin. She was very cunning and created false illusions for me along the way, making me think that the evil spirit was another goblin."

"But how smart I am, I can see her little tricks at a glance, and I chased her to a river. When she turned her head and saw me, she suddenly turned into a woman."

"She also winked at me and took off her clothes in front of me, trying to seduce me." Monkey King said proudly, "I only have you in my heart, how could I be confused by such a person, so I laughed and told her that she was born It's so ugly, it's far worse than our silly Taozi!"

"Our Silly Taozi is cute and well-behaved. She has a lot of meat on her butt, which is easy to touch. She even smiles sweetly at me, and then she scolds me, calling me Long Yang, and calling me a sonless beast..."

Ling Wu finally couldn't bear it anymore, pointed to the direction of the door and said to him, "Get lost."

How could Sun Wukong really get lost, seeing that he finally opened his eyes, he leaned over happily: "You don't meditate anymore? Then talk to me, let me tell you, our Taozi..."

Before he finished speaking, he was swept out of the door by Ling Wu.

"Hey! Hey! Tao...Xiao Lingwu, listen to me, I haven't finished! Where did I just say?" Monkey King squatted at the door and shouted at the top of his voice. He was so big and squatted at the door , the outside wind can't get in.

Ling Wu likes to be quiet, and after being yelled at the door for a long time, and being forced to hear his boundless love for their silly Taozi, he still couldn't help but do it.

The two fought inextricably on the mountain of no return, and Monkey King was playing with a hippie smile, and he didn't look like he was fighting against Buddha. These 500 years have been in vain.

Ling Wu's strength is very strong, but at most he can draw with Monkey King, and he needs stronger strength to go further. He thought while fighting, and at this rate, revenge to Heaven is far from enough.

"Don't be sad, it's normal that you can't beat me. I am a Buddha who defeated Buddha. I used to be the Monkey King. I have fought more than you have eaten. Don't be discouraged." Sun Wukong saw what he was thinking, Comfortingly, "I'll stay here and not go anywhere, I'll practice with you every day, okay?"

Ling Wu snorted, neither agreeing nor objecting.

So Monkey King lived in the Mountain of No Return so aboveboard.

However, Ling Wu regretted it when he went to bed that night, because he muttered about how thick-skinned Monkey Sun was.

"Hey, sleep together and sleep together, it's not like you haven't slept with me before." Sun Wukong swaggered and occupied half of Ling Wu's bed, posing as a charming concubine, and winking at Ling Wu.

This guy... has learned some crap all these years...

Ling Wu had a headache, couldn't beat him, couldn't walk away even if he scolded him, pointing at the door with a cold face: "Get out."

"No." Sun Wukong insisted.

"Don't make me say it a second time." Ling Wu was about to get angry.

Monkey King thought for a while, "Don't be so stingy, it's just a bed, they are all big men, are you still afraid of sleeping together?"

After saying that, he closed his eyes and looked as if he had fallen asleep.

Ling Wuqi's face turned blue, and he began to think about whether he should go out to sleep, but after thinking about it, this was his own room, his territory was taken by someone, where would he put the face of the devil.

So he climbed onto the bed, kicked Monkey King in, and lay down with his clothes on.

Not long after he closed his eyes, Sun Wukong opened them, and his eyes were clear.

He propped his chin to look at Ling Wu's sleeping face, with infinite tenderness in his eyes.

It doesn't matter if Silly Taozi doesn't want to admit him, you can do whatever you want, this time I will follow you, I will accompany you wherever you go.

As long as you don't disappear again.

Sun Wukong smiled softly, then reached out...

I stuffed my paws under Ling Wu's body, and accurately touched a soft and elastic place.

What, although people are getting so cold now, buttocks are still soft!

It seems that it is much bigger than before, and I can't hold it with one hand...

Monkey King is very happy.

Hey.

He was still laughing, turning his head to meet Shang Ling Wu's angry eyes.

The next day Yin Yu came to report, only to find that the stinky monkey had come out of the room of their master's master, with bright red palm prints on his face.

Sun Wukong looked at him complacently, not ashamed but proud, hummed a song and left.

This, this shameless stinky monkey!

Yin Hao gritted his teeth with hatred.