I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

The peaceful life is only the precursor of the storm, and the real disaster has just begun.

The heavens have become lively recently, and the Peach Festival is approaching day by day. A few fairies came to the Peach Garden to pick peaches under the order of the Queen Mother, preparing to feast the gods from all directions.

Early in the morning, Sun Dasheng was woken up while he was still asleep. Several fairies explained their intentions to him and asked Sun Wukong to accompany them to the Taolin.

Haomeng was awakened, Sun Dasheng had a big temper, he didn't want to give these guys who disturbed the dream a good look at all, but fortunately he still remembered his identity as the garden guard, muttered a few words and yawned and led them Go to the garden to see peaches.

The dresses of these fairies are different from those seen in other heavenly courts. They seem to be of higher grade. They are all expressionless and dignified, difficult to get close to, like puppets without emotion. Following Sun Wukong neatly, the Great Sage felt in his heart that these women were really annoying as he walked, and he didn't like serious people.

"It's here, you see for yourself." Sun Dasheng lazily leaned against one of the trees after bringing the people in, waiting for these people to pick peaches and get out of here, so that he can go back and catch up on sleep.

"No hurry, wait for me to count one or two." One of the women in red stood up, she should be the leader of the group, she nodded slightly to Sun Dasheng, and she really started counting the number of peaches on the tree.

Sun Dasheng was very confident in his blindness, the missing peach would not be discovered, so he continued to lean under the tree and doze off in peace.

Things were going well at first, but the woman in red frowned after counting the circle and said, "No, seven are missing."

After she finished speaking, the other fairies looked over in unison, as if they wanted him to give an explanation.

Monkey King yawned unhurriedly, and straightened up from the tree, "Impossible, you must have counted wrong."

The red-clothed fairy glanced at him lightly, as if she agreed with what he said, and out of the corner of her eye, she signaled to another yellow-clothed fairy, who understood, "If that's the case, then I'll count again."

Unexpectedly, the woman in the yellow shirt counted around, and there were still seven missing.

"Nonsense!" Sun Dasheng walked up to them, feeling that these women's eyesight is not very good, and they can't even count, "I'll let you count them yourself!"

"Peach Garden has 36 peach trees in total, and each peach tree bears [-] fruits, isn't that true?" Sun Dasheng turned to ask them after ordering.

The woman in red nodded, "That's true, but some of the plants bear 37 peaches, so there are still seven missing."

"It's absolutely impossible! I'm guarding here every day, and it's impossible for someone to steal peaches under my nose!" Sun Dasheng is very confident in his force value, he doesn't think anyone can steal it.

The woman in the yellow shirt sneered, and said disdainfully: "Others may not be able to get in, but it's hard to guarantee that someone will guard and steal."

Sun Dasheng could understand the word "self-stealing", and what she said made it clear that she suspected that he had stolen the peaches from the garden.Being slandered for no reason, Sun Dasheng was furious: "What evidence do you have to say that I stole the peaches!"

"Oh, you still need a certificate? How can a monkey guard such a big peach orchard? You must have stolen it yourself!" Another woman in purple sneered.

"What are you talking about with him, a thief is a thief."

Sun Wukong's drowsiness was wiped out at this moment, and the women in front of him insisted that he stole the peach. If it was true, he would admit it. After all, there is nothing in this world that he dare not do, but there is nothing he can do If you insist on planting the blame on his head, don't even think about it!

"Don't think I don't hit women!" Sun Wukong threatened in a cold voice, "If I said I didn't steal it, I didn't steal it!"

His aura indeed shocked the fairies, but he couldn't stop them from saying, "Do you know what the peaches we were ordered to pick this time are for?"

"What an important event the Pantao Conference is. Immortals from all walks of life will gather here, but you, a thief monkey, stole a few first. What should you do!" the fairy in red said seriously.

"The Pantao Conference?" Sun Dasheng had never heard of it before, "Why is no one inviting me?"

"You?" The woman in the yellow shirt chuckled again, "You are worthy! But you are just a wild monkey who doesn't know where to come from, and thinks that His Majesty the Jade Emperor looks at you so that you are really the Monkey King? "

"What's more, it's not good for you to guard the Taoyuan, and it's self-stealing. We will definitely report these serious crimes to the higher authorities. Just wait and see!"

It was the first time that Sun Dasheng was humiliated like this in person, what kind of thief, what kind of wild monkey, and other people were just discussing it in private, but it was the first time to speak out in front of him like this.

He clenched his hands tightly, and the blood in his eyes was getting brighter.

"All of you... shut up!" Sun Wukong roared, the golden cudgel was already in his hand, and pointed at these women, "One more thing, I will let you come and go!"

The fairies were terrified. They had come here according to their orders, but they never thought that the monkey would not play cards according to common sense.

"You, you are so courageous! When we go back, the queen mother will definitely drive you out of the heaven and down to the mortal world, and you will never be reborn forever!"

Sun Wukong was so angry that he lost his mind, and laughed after hearing her words: "I want to see, in this world, who can control this great sage?"

"I tell you, the Great Sage did take one of your peaches. Since I dare to do it, I am not afraid to admit it! But, I have never seen the other six, so don't try to put things on my head that I haven't done." !"

After that, he turned his head and looked around, "Peach Peach Conference... I am not qualified to participate? Then I will prevent all of you from participating!"

He raised the golden cudgel in his hand and smashed it at a peach tree next to him, and then swung the stick to kill all the surrounding trees, knocking down more than a dozen peach trees in an instant.

The fairies didn't expect him to do such a thing. They were too frightened to make a sound, and ran outside holding hands, "You thief monkey, wait for His Majesty's heavenly soldiers and generals!"

"Hahahahaha, call him! This great sage is not going to turn the world upside down, but he still calls himself the great sage Equaling Heaven!"

After being in Heaven for so long, Monkey King has had enough of everything here, the invisible bondage, invisible discrimination, and invisible oppression, he almost couldn't recognize himself.

Even now, he has smashed Taoyuan himself, and he is completely at odds with this heaven. He returns to his Huaguo Mountain and continues to be his king of the mountain!

Sun Wukong destroyed Taoyuan in sevens and eights, and then walked out with his golden cudgel full of evil spirits.

He thought of the silly Taozi who was still waiting for him to play with him in Tushita Palace, but now he can't see him anymore.

After smashing Taoyuan, Sun Dasheng knew how serious the matter was, he didn't want to hurt Tao Zi, so he just walked away.

Sun Dasheng turned his head and glanced at the direction of Tushita Palace, and then stepped on Xiangyun to the lower realm without hesitation.

The heavens were in chaos, His Majesty the Jade Emperor was furious when he heard about it, and immediately dispatched [-] heavenly soldiers and generals to Huaguo Mountain to capture the lawless monkey.The generals listened to the order and immediately took their weapons to attack Monkey King.

When Xuan Ting got the news, he frowned for a moment, and decided to keep the matter under wraps so that Tao Zi would not know about it. That child is innocent, and if he knew what happened to Sun Houzi, he might do something stupid.

However, there is no impenetrable wall in the world after all, Tao Zi still knows it.

Qingfeng ran in from outside in a panic, saw that Tao Zi was still reading leisurely, and hurried over to tease him: "Silly Taozi, you, you still have the mind to read? Something big happened!"

"What's the big deal? What did Han Xiangzi do again?" Tao Zi smiled indifferently, probably Han Xiangzi was the only one who could make Qingfeng so anxious.

"What does it have to do with Han Xiangzi? He wasn't the one who smashed the Taoyuan!" Qingfeng said angrily.

"Smash... Taoyuan?" Tao Zi was taken aback, feeling a little bad, "What Taoyuan? Who smashed it?"

Seeing him dumbfounded, Qingfeng stomped his feet anxiously: "Who else! Except your monkey grandson! Who else in this heaven has the guts to dare to be so provocative?"

The book in Tao Zi's hand fell in response, and he grabbed Qingfeng's hand, "Tell me carefully, why did he, why did he smash the garden? What about people today?"

Qingfeng hurt a little from being pinched by him, "Take it easy! I don't know why he smashed the garden. I heard that the Queen Mother sent someone to sort out seven peaches, and those fairies insisted that the monkey stole them. Eat it, and then fight."

Seven less?

Tao Zi remembered that the Great Sage told him that he only took one, the half-eaten one for himself, but he really didn't touch the rest.

He believed the words of the Great Sage, the Great Sage is not the kind of person who does not admit it, the seven who are so missing...

Tao Zi's face sank, the Jade Emperor's purpose of letting the Great Sage look at the garden was really not pure, the "seven peaches" probably set a trap from the very beginning, even if the Great Sage did not take any of them, they would still take the seven peaches. A missing peach was placed on the head of the great sage, forcing him to cause trouble, so that they became famous as teachers and had a reason to subdue this spirit monkey transformed from the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

"Where is he now?" Tao Zi thought for a while, now he only cared about the safety of the great sage.

Qingfeng shook his head, "I don't know either, I only heard that the monkey smashed the garden and returned to its lair. His Majesty the Jade Emperor was furious and sent a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to catch it."

Even though he was already prepared in his heart, Tao Zi still sat on his stool in a daze.

He, a little butterfly, still couldn't shake the layout of fate in the end, and there was a hand in the dark that still set everything right, and made a big disturbance in the heaven... It's still coming.